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Romance / Re: My Fellow Girls I Have A Question For You About P.enis by witnezHD(m): 6:46pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
Nonsreal:guys with konji has never really cared about anything #facts |
Education / Re: The Ancient Pyramids - I Know How It Was Built, Why It Was Built, Who Built It. by witnezHD(m): 10:42pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Am ready |
Car Talk / Re: 12 Weird Car Designs That Show Creativity by witnezHD(m): 12:55am On Nov 23, 2016 |
Check |
Romance / Re: Japan: The Rise Of Romance Gaming by witnezHD(m): 8:25pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Endtime |
Romance / Re: Sleeping In The Same Bed With The Opposite Sex by witnezHD(m): 8:17pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Sports / Re: Match Official Staring At Female Supersports Reporter's Butt (Photo) by witnezHD(m): 5:58pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Taku555:apologise? Never..but 'm trying not to be caught up in an e-fight,cos if this was a physical combat you'll less than useless... |
Celebrities / Re: Ranting Kanye West Gets Hospitalized by witnezHD(m): 2:41pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
So how's our business...? |
Sports / Re: Match Official Staring At Female Supersports Reporter's Butt (Photo) by witnezHD(m): 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Taku555:i yield at this point to avoid ban |
Sports / Re: Match Official Staring At Female Supersports Reporter's Butt (Photo) by witnezHD(m): 9:39am On Nov 22, 2016 |
Taku555:i blame buhari for your stupidity |
Sports / Re: Match Official Staring At Female Supersports Reporter's Butt (Photo) by witnezHD(m): 9:22am On Nov 22, 2016 |
Don't blame the guy blame buhari 5 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / What Can I Use This For by witnezHD(m): 9:18am On Nov 22, 2016 |
Thank to apc i can't matches wit this
|
Music/Radio / Re: Flashback To 10 Top Songs Of The 2000s In No Particular Order by witnezHD(m): 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
AdorableJosh:good old days 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Flashback To 10 Top Songs Of The 2000s In No Particular Order by witnezHD(m): 10:21pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
They were dope 1 Like |
Religion / What Satan Seeks For Absolution T by witnezHD(m): 11:24am On Jun 26, 2016 |
Just wondering what if satan beg God for forgiveness .....will he be forgiven ? |
Nairaland / General / Stephen Keshis Is Dead by witnezHD(m): 9:20pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
rip |
Jokes Etc / Nairalanders Its Happening Again... by witnezHD(m): 7:08am On May 15, 2016 |
E don dey happen again oooo . . . !! Slap the person beside you and get one free! It is real! I have tried it and i just received mine now. For double offer or more, please try it with a policeman, soldier or Mopol and your life will NEVER remain the same!! Hurry now and get yours!! Offer Last till the End of the Year. Please don't forget to share your testimony =)) |
Religion / Re: If You Reach Heaven And There Is Nothing Like Religion What Will You Do? by witnezHD(m): 9:11pm On May 10, 2016 |
Only a foolish man believes there's no God |
Religion / Re: If You Reach Heaven And There Is Nothing Like Religion What Will You Do? by witnezHD(m): 9:11pm On May 10, 2016 |
Only a foolish man believes there's no heaven. |
Business / Re: The Worthless 100 Trillion Zimbabwean Dollar by witnezHD(m): 11:56am On May 08, 2016 |
Buhari vision for nigera |
Religion / Let Clear The Air About Sleeping In Church by witnezHD(m): 11:42am On May 08, 2016 |
I don't know, but i've never seen anyone sleep in the "football viewing center,watching flims, playing game. But i've noticed that a vast number of christians enjoy sleeping during service...am perplexed so i wonder WHY..............FORGIVE MY WRITTING SKILLS |
Religion / Let Clear The Air About Sleeping In Church by witnezHD(m): 11:35am On May 08, 2016 |
I don't know, but i've never seen anyone sleep in the "football viewing center,watching flims, playing game. But i've noticed that a vast number of christians enjoy sleeping during service...am perplexed so i wonder WHY..............FORGIVE MY WRITTING SKILLS |
Nairaland / General / Am Tired Of Waiting by witnezHD(m): 9:38am On May 08, 2016 |
For those girls who still believe in love and cashless policy can we meet already?? ¿ |
Romance / True Life Story by witnezHD(m): 7:24pm On May 04, 2016 |
When Uche was in SS3,
his teacher always
yelled at him,
calling him a waste of
conception, time and
space and a
sure failure in life".
.
One day, poor Uche's
grandma came to
school to check out
how her grandson was
doing.
The teacher told her
quite frankly that she
had never seen
such a dumb boy all her
life; and advised her
to withdraw
and enroll him under an
artisan, because
formal schooling
for Uche would be a
total waste of time
and
money.
The grandma, shocked
at the teacher's
remarks, withdrew
her grandson from the
school and relocated
to Maiduguri.
.
**** 25 years later
****
The teacher was
diagnosed with a brain
tumour. All the
doctors she met
advised her to do
surgery
and only a
certain doctor in the
whole of Nigeria
(practicing in
Maiduguri) could
perform this procedure.
Left with no
alternative, the poor
teacher agreed to have
the surgery
performed.
.
Fortunately, It was
successful. When she
awoke hours after
the surgery, she saw a
handsome young
doctor smiling
down at her. She was
on artificial
respiration from a
machine that provided
her oxygen. She
wanted to thank him
but could not speak.
She looked sideways
and suddenly
began to express shock
& anguish, her face
started to turn
pale; she frantically
made attempts to
raise
her hand and
tell him something but
couldn't. She
struggled, she fought
hard-Then she gave up
the Ghost and died.
The young
doctor was shocked. He
tried to find out
what went wrong.
Eventually, it was found
out that it was our
dear Uche (now
working as a cleaner in
the hospital) who
had disconnected
the lady's oxygen
machine to connect his
phone charger.
Wait ooo!... Don't tell me
that you thought
that Uche
became the doctor?
.
Lol If I hear.... This is
not Nollywood.!! Uche
no know book |
Romance / Re: How's Garri Sold In Your Area by witnezHD(m): 7:20pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
True talk my bro |
Romance / How's Garri Sold In Your Area by witnezHD(m): 6:45pm On Apr 23, 2016 |
Fellow garri consumers pls how much are you buying per cup |
Sports / Re: Nigerian Brit Anthony Joshua Beats Charles Martin To Become World Heavyweight by witnezHD(m): 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Proudly nigerian ;DProudly nigerian |
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by witnezHD(m): 8:50pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
I think the truth of the matter is that God has a perfect blueprint for mankind....#stop tryin to judge to God |
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by witnezHD(m): 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
mannatech:guy you funny |
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by witnezHD(m): 8:23pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
oglalasioux:your truth pass mtn true talk #kudos |
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by witnezHD(m): 8:15pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
themosthigh:he a mastermind wit a masterplan for us all |
Religion / Re: Why Did God Create The Tree Of Good and evil If He Didn't Want Man To Sin by witnezHD(m): 8:06pm On Apr 10, 2016 |
Tjayjosh:don't you think that God is an "all knowng God" not God of probability... ..that he knew that adam fail despite all his warning... 1 Like |
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