I don watch this film before... (╰_╯)#

『still thinking 』

interesting...

I asked a girl for her phone number,and the girl pulled out 1thousand naira note from her purse, wrote the number on it and gave me. I collected it, tore out the part that had the number and threw the other part away...
Who got more swag between the two of
us?

sinaj:

sinaj:

omenka:
Op, you sure say you know the meaning of "mug shot" so

help me ask am...

you turn me down... I move on.. immediately

I can never visit your porn site in my masturbation period

This was taken at your mom's house 20 years ago. That's a long time ago!!! So I decided to do some math... I have sung happy birthday to you 20 times and I have bought you 19 birthday presents (I was mad that one year). I have watched you blow out 693 candles (737 after tonite). I've told you "I love you" at least 8,285 times. And of the nearly 3.96 Billion women on the planet - there is only 1 that I want to spend the rest of my life with. Happy Birthday, my Love!

invent everything ☺

been busy all day

this is what fatherhood means

#team get rich or die trying

just for fun

✈

end time shit..., 😭6⃣5🌇

is she trying to seduce the pastor or God.... end time 🐹

DECLARATION OF MY ASSETS Since the president and his vice have declared their assets, it is very important that I also declare mine too as a good citizen 1. One DVD player 2. 5 T-shirts. 3. No wife 4. No Son, No daughter 5. One bathroom slippers. 6. Four shoes. 7. One bed 8. Big of pure water. 9. One drum of rain water. 10. One spoilt Blackberry 11. Two facebook accounts 12. One wristwatch 13. One set of spoons 14. One reading lamp 15. One stove 16. Ten cups of rice 17. One Nokia charger 18. Three collections of Rihanna 19. Over 50 besties 20. N30 @ Access Bank, and N 0.37k @Keystone Bank & 7 invalid atm cards. 21. 20 dead copies of Winasbet slips

Who caress

You are RICH when you take your kids 2 d zoo,they see a crocodile,& scream "Dad,come & see LACOSTE"...
You are POOR when they shout "Choi! Papa! lekwa agu iyi eee" hehehehe!
‪#‎Igbos_will_know_better‬
lol

When one is broke....the best investment ideas come to his mind.
‪#‎what_non

You are RICH when you take your kids 2 d zoo,they see a crocodile,& scream "Dad,come & see LACOSTE"... You are POOR when they shout "Papa! lekwa agu iyi eee" hehehehe! #Igbos_will_know_better lol

Life is too short to commit suicide.. Be patient,you will still die....plz

op your brain need reboot....

Africa magic ...epic

must you expose them

as long as any device let me open... nairaland.... Am satisfied

American future is doom.... well he won't even win

mhen!! I need to switch tradition