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werin concern me ! ..NA she Nd her boyfriends sabi ...tcheew

omo that Nokia is high on Congo weed !!

check this out ...

chai look at our daddies wat day claim serious children when they were our age ..like say dem self no flex

sexymoma:
shebi na wetin u don see for the past how many years wey u don dey for this life be dat.. Otondo!! if u see fine babe sef u sabi? shey u sabi!!

lol

Georgry:
Hello Nairalanders....

Knowing fully that a country have the right to print money as much as they desire,and their is no limit to the quantity of money a country can print, this question comes to my mind:

Why can't a country just keep printing money to the stage that it will be enough for every body in the country to be rich...


Economist in the house your explanation is needed here.....

best thing is just gather enough money to buy an
island ... buy it ..start printing your own currency there be the president ... bring people to the island form a republic .. and enjoy your money in the country shikena

gebest:
u are a dollard, did u even read d question by the OP

Georgry:
Hello Nairalanders....

Knowing fully that a country have the right to print money as much as they desire,and their is no limit to the quantity of money a country can print, this question comes to my mind:

Why can't a country just keep printing money to the stage that it will be enough for every body in the country to be rich...


Economist in the house your explanation is needed here.....

best thing is just gather enough money to buy an
island ... buy it ..start printing your own currency there be the president ... bring people to the island form a republic .. and enjoy your money in the country shikena

hmmm

ah han ..of everything I can imagine ..a woman! that girl na badoo o

suzan404:
1. When they tell you to dress up and you say you
don’t want to go.



Better go and wear cloth.

I can relate to this one

Peacetemi:
I called and met her. And guess what..

ED SHEERAN

beep beep beep ... yo thanks for the back up
os your lines make me crack up
these other fools they can't even stack up
they're lookin to get smacked up
lyrically hacked up
their faces' all jacked up
but enough with the obvious
lets get on with this
fvck with a G biitch I ride u like a wagon
most of these nigga be acting rap God when their favorite line ain't even worth a good call .. I pick u up bruh u ain't even weigh a gallon nd I dropped yo ass like a bad habit ... then I let bygone be bygone . reppin the og's yo biitches call me lil tyron

your eyes glued to yo back who u see deff not me cause i got acid fog coming at yo face motherfucker u knocked off
bleeped up so bad u ain't even trying to man up

6times in yo bitch octagon
pusssy burnt with fire I breath eragon
I don't Bleep with this fake niggas I keep it real
keep it 1hunnid errtime that's the real deal

stakin ma money from the floor with the same height
if u wanna hate first go swim with the great white
clan with the darkness I Bleep u up when I come with lights
this is so much easier than the 2 line diss
the ryhmes don't need to be so cris-
py and clean, you know i mean?
but you still can't compile poor hygene
so once again you're the pupil and i'm the dean
schoolin y'all on how to be keen
pristine
and a winner! like charlie sheen (duh!)
so put together lines that make sense and flow
not just ryhme words like glow and elbow
i'm aimin this at skittlez and showdow
i'f you don't like my lyrics, then "taste this
rainbow"

mimzy:
ordinary mess..if I now shit on the bed nko

ahhh double twale niyen

I'm dancing for u sef

mimzy:
Why not..
If I can't do it, then we ain't headed for the "comfort zone" anytime soon. I'll poo while he's having his bath self. " kilokanmi"

mamaaagbalagba I hail u sef o!

BrideOfDracula:
KK.

yea whatever

BrideOfDracula:
Since I wasn't raised by a pack of wolves, I highly doubt it. Mama taught me well

you telling the truth? I doubt that too

ireneony:
This story is fake.
The same italy that helps immigrants with housing and good health care.

Healthcare are free in italy.
I remember when I had a swollen eye....I went to one of the hospital, u need to come and see the way they attend to me fast. The next day, my eyes were better. Can nigeria health care boast of this?

Italians are not like that.
I know because I know

Italy have one of the best health care in the world.

No wonder africa is a shirt hole. . All they do is sit down to fabricate stories.

Lazy bloggers. .anything for traffic.

my mom is an immigration officer ..I hear diff stories of how people particularly Africans re being mal treated abroad everyday ...Italy might help migrants and show it to the world ...buh actually behind the scene we got some unfortunate one's who fall victims to mal treatment and injustice just like this lady we're talking bout here. truth to be told

BrideOfDracula:
Oh well. I wouldn't wanna marry into a family of ogres, where everyone lets nature run its course, anywhere & anyhow, either.

you can tell we learnt from the best .#YOURFAMILY with u just being the odd one. . #BLESS

suzan404:
lol.....na you sabi
....but pls I want you to vote for mimzy when the voting starts....pls sir

we'll see

BrideOfDracula:
Yes, it's embarrassing when you're the only two people in the room & then suddenly there's a suspicious smell that he knows aint his IDK, maybe we're wired differently as people but farting just isn't lady-like to me. Now I'm not claiming to be a lady because I'm not, it's just that there are some things I'd rather not do infront of others like farting, digging my nose, digging between my teeth, cleaning my ears, etc. Hell, I can't even cut toenails infront of people. But that's just me & the things I perceive should rather be done in private.

if my uncle brings your type home as his wife ..ah swear I'll shoot him

cruzita:
. who get time to hold mess ,I go release am put jara self

mamaagbalagba!! I hail o !

suzan404:
na everything I go do before swallowing it nah ....licking,chewing,cutting,and swallowing

psycho lol

suzan404:
I no wan swallow it oo,,,,I wan chew am before I swallow it

.

.. you no go like lick am sef?

1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360%
on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you
become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities of
a wife in you, he will leave you.

2. A man who win your love with cash may not
stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with
fake women who love money.

3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a
Palace but her character will determine how long
she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but
character keep them.

4. Material things definitely has its merits but it
cannot alone provide the riches of a truly
meaningful life.

5. Being sexy without a character will not get you
a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.
6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring
love, sex is a product of love, love is not a
product of sex.

7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight
but love will make him stay for a lifetime.

8. There are some things that money just can't
buy like manners, moral and integrity.

9. How you dress will definitely determine how
men will address you and also the kind of men that will wanna talk to you.



hope y'all learn from this .

still your good friend #HOLYMALLAM

hmmm WW3 IN The MAKING ....Russia is a very dangerous country to Bleep with right now ...their security system is just too crazy ...nuclear weapons now has Russia as its home ....u Bleep with them they destroy you ....I think Vladimir Putin is the or is going to be the Hitler of our time

even after using everything Mary Kay has in store they still look ugly lol

dauntless15:
did i just read russian? what is a Russian doing on Nairaland, must you guys have spies everywhere? with your Nikolai yuroshima ykarov name thats hard to pronounce, i love my nija gurls atleast they are the devil i know but if i want mixed race babies, i won't go for those white peeps with green veins all over thier body yuck and pointed nose like those witches in shrek, I'll get me a black american vixen oh God soo pretty and all my kids be saying yall motherfuckers keep yo buster ass outta my hood yo dig? otherwise ama woop yall punka**es

pls tell the mumu girl o

suzan404:

hmm this one that you're smiling don't kill us with the smell o

BrideOfDracula:
The same way I hold in pee & poo, until I'm able to let it all rip...in private, thank you. Not everyone behaves like a Neanderthal. But like I said, never on purpose. Meaning that sometimes it's hard to hold it in & it slips out. Shrugs. I just would never lift my leg & fart without a care in the world. That's revolting.

na you sabi

tcheew ..fvck those saying its a big turn off or whatever to em ...its why most of y'all re in a fvcked up relationship .... I can do that while she's there ..nd she can do it while I'm there ....that's what we call love mehn ...it will make us get closer nd stronger with each other .... the person u ain't ashamed of doin such with means the relationship with the person is so tight ..... not the kinda hiding it from your fiance or boyfriend that's rubbish means you guys ain't close enough your still pretending to yourselves . there's nothing to be disgusted about nd if u re by the act simply means the love there ain't thick yet ..trust me