₦airaland Forum

And she will be Like,
"My pikin can Die. For me? No, I must stay, I will Born another one, let me stay and Enjoy this Money Finish."
Lol

Sirheny007:
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Nnamdi Kanu is greater than Oduduwa

Lol, CowBell Brain

Mehnnn! № 09 na Bad, Lol Abeg Op, which one is Eatable here. ah don dy Hungry now...

Hmmm,,,,, Ah No fit Talk again o...

Lol, Haha This Man Funny o,,, Play play Old Man He was a Real Street Nigga before but Levels come change...

U dn fight finish with ur Brothers come get pikin abi? No worry, Na ur Body go tell u... Congrats sha

Tamass:
Am sure it was "f*ck" you typed..that sh*t keeps changing..don't know what this nairaland mods are up to

Nigga, u caught it, Lwkm

Uncletony:
There are two black birds, sitting in the wall, one named Peter, one named Paul oh fly away Peter fly away Paul
Now I know who caused this fighting and reconciliation, it's their Nursery school teacher, lemme go an' meet her ���

Haha
She made them Fly away
So she can also make them come back, as in "Oh! Comeback my Two Little Black Birds and Sit on wall"...

AnonyNymous:
How successful are they in comparison to the others I mentioned? Its like once success is attained jealousy and greed set in. One member starts feeling like he's better than the others, or that he deserves more money. Or fans admire one member more and another gets jealous.

Bro, u mean to say Bracket are not successful?
Haha, I pray u Conquer that Spirit that's Blindfolding u.

This is Lovely I so much Love This Photos I'll steal the Stlyes.
And this Lady is too Beautiful. The are too fit to go.
Anthony ah Hail o

Non of ma Bizness

personal59:
ahhhh so sad ooooo foror twin to break up dis way hmmmm I fear woman o


I knw problem go dey because the family never accept Lola with diff excuses ranging from tribe to age but na der wahala



on the contrary

� Fenerbahce vs Besiktas

� 11 yellow cards
� 5 red cards
⚽ 3 goals
� 2 penalties

�� The Istanbul Derby

*_Ex Madrid Pepe played 90mins in a game that registered 11 yellow cards and 5 red cards but he (Pepe) was never booked_*
Isn't this a sign, the end of the world is near ��

Chei! Lwkm

This is Sad, if it's True as stated. Paul's behaviour is not worth giving at all Is it that, Jude and Paul hate their Brother? And Paul for that matter, with ur Twin? Ah swear to u, oneday u will wake up from that Mat u are sleeping...

AnonyNymous:
Almost all musical groups eventually split. The Jackson 5? Michael and Jermaine Jackson fought. Boyz II Men? Michael McCary vs the remaining three. New Edition? Bobby Brown and the rest. Mindless Behaviour? Same story. Even here in Nigeria we have 2face and Blackface still quarelling (Plantashun Boyz). It takes a miracle, to keep a group together. Its like the music industry changes people.

But, Bracket

Hmmm,
Nice One,,
If only them go gree hear o.
Some of this things wey women dy do is not always their Fault.
All those Attachments wey them dy use on their Heads the Recycle their Brain, making them to Reason things anyhow..
Sha Allah we epp them!

Rashford The Debut scorer...

Shit She Needs only One Night from Tekky

She's too Beautiful Osinbajo got a Nice Family...

Chei!
Ah don see chum chin for this Life.
Today Nairaland has entertained me with Too much Breasts.
But, wait o, as they don finish d test now, They are Free to Bleep ?
ah jus dy ask o

Oya, come follow me, I get Ferrarical Mazda 606. That one wey dy Twerk... Ah go giv u anytin u dont want

MASTERMIND04:
Expired bwests

How this one take concern us

Oh! What a Pity, The country's Economy has fallen, The Breasts has Fallen. Chei! Muhamadu...

This is shit... Doesnt have any meaning.

ItchingPreek:
Some persons will still have problem with this baby's color, postur or style of chilling.

Btw: here's the back view

Chei!
Nice Yansh

paschal9:
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Ghanian Premier League to introduce RED CARD for removing jerseys after BODY ODOUR kills Linesman during goal celebration.

Chei!
This guy don kee me finish...

profnigga:
daht guy ennnh,,, nah legend of d street

Ah tell u bro

Have u Downloaded Olamide's New Hit? Titled "Update" Mehn the song na Die... See as Olamide they speak French, hmmm.
Baddo, ah swear to u, U are the Best!
Keep on throwing them Hits down, "Wavy Level" "Wo" "Love No Go Die" etc....

Random Jokes


1) Ladies.. If yhur Boyfrnd Seniors you with over
10years Pls be respectful to Him and Call him Names
like....
Sirboo, Elderboo,Ogasugar,Seniorhoney

2) Today was my first time in court, so i heard the
Judge saying"Order, Order" $ I shouted Chicken and
Chips....
Now i'm Locked in a Dark room, and am sure they still
will bring my Order

3) i Paid 42k To swim at Eko Hotel you say i shuld not
drink the water.. I Pay 80k to sleep in Silverhotel and you say i should
not unirate on the bed Now i pay 20K Just for Rice, chicken and Wine and you
say I should Not lick the Plate
Bros Who send you?? Kwam let me Deliver You

4) Nigeria Sef....
How can two policemen be sharing One gun!!
Kai... Naija I hail oo

5) Dont Depand on Anybody Even NEPA Office has a
Generator
You are free to Argue with your Ancestors

6)"WITCHCRAFT" is when A Yoruba Girl Had an
Accident she quickly Picked her phone, Logged in and
Posted
"Just had an Accident"
#Injury fell on me
#I need sometin Lite
#Red on Legs
#Blood on Fleek, Feeling Like Dying with Okoko Sampson And
93others..

7) one Guy Hosted a BDay Party for a Girl In My street
and another guy Proposed to Her Publicly at tHe same
party and she said Yes!!
:
My Friends have been separating fight since
Morning.....
And Here i am Toasting the Girl again Who Knows

My Yoruba Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night
Asking Me To Pls Help him Hold The House steady So
That He can Open the door

9) Those Of You guys That are Busy telling girls you
met on Facebook That you are Missing Them..
Pls What are you Missing?? Her Handwritting Or Her
Photogenic Voice??
Am With my Village people inCase you want to Meet
Them ;(

10) somebori said Slim Girls Wear bra Just to Protect
their Lungs Hehe Am jst asking oo Keke wait for me nah

aolawale025:
What's he doing now? Like some ex-bb naija mates have been in a few movies

He's a Musician.
Or haven't u heard any of his songs?