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Adedove:
Master!

Lol,,,, ah still be Expert, not yet a Master...

Some people just have Money, but Lack Sense...
Simple thing,,,, just appreciate her beauty, flatter her to nothing, since she knows u got money, she'll be willing to eat ur money,,, she's a Slay Queen.... Slay Queens Love money....
Invite her for Dinner at a Nice and classic juncture, she won't Reject....
When she comes, don't even bring in Sex as a topic, just appreciate her beauty, tell her u weren't lucky enough to get her earlier before her boo...
Just let her enjoy herself and go the first day....
Allow for a week to pass, invite her another dinner, tell her it's ur birthday, don't give her the address, just tell u will come pick her up, when u go, take her down to ur house.................... Offer everything u have, show her around ur house,,, ur toilet, everywhere, and finally Bedroom... Lock the door, have the dinner in ur Bed room, she can't go home without opening that leg for u...
Since u have the money, this thing will be so simple, it just need ur devotion and craftiness, if sex is really what u want from her...

Blakjewelry:
maybe APC change is affecting them as they didn't go about bombing in this festive season

No,,, they can't do that...
Islam, be it Terrorists, respects their Customs alot...

enilove:
That is Islam . They are thankful to allah with their wicked or evil hearts.

Allah is evil god and not the God Almighty who created the humans and the universe.

Lol...

The Boko Haram terrorists in a flagrant
show of defiance have again openly
celebrated this Year’s Eid-el-Fitr in
Sambisa Forest. The five minute, 17 second video footage
seen by News correspondent in Maiduguri
shows the terrorists and their families
dressed in festival attires, performing
salat after completing 29 days of fasting. Boko Haram terrorists perform Eid-el-Fitr The video is believed to have been shot in
Sambisa Forest, the sect’s notorious
stronghold in Borno State.
One of the terrorists who did not disclose
his identity thanked God for sparing his
life. ” Praise be to Almighty Allah for giving
us the opportunity to pray Eid-Fitr under
the leadership of our leader Abubakar
Shekau. “We want the world to know that we
are alive and happy to witness this
festive occasion. Another terrorist also spoke the same
way, saying there will be “more
trouble to the infidels. “We want our enemies to know that we
are celebrating Sallah in Sambisa and we
shall continue to wage war untill we
score victory against the infidels.” NAN learnt that the terrorists belong to
the Shekau, although he was not at the
prayer. The Nigerian military recently said it has
embarked on Operation Last Push to flush
the terrorists from their hiding places
around the fringes of Lake Chad.




Source:
www.nta.ng/news/security-news/20180619-boko-haram-in-show-of-defiance-marks-eid-el-fitr-in-sambisa/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+NTANews+%28NTA+News+Daily+%E2%80%93+What+You+Should+Know+Today%29

friendlyadvice:
ah ah who burn the nigga?

Chei... Lwkm

AdaAde:
Handsome bobo

U, na d only thing u see be that...
If u dy look for Handsome person, I dy around,,,
No go look for that one wey u no go ever reach...

see scam...
This night Flyovers are always beautiful...
Abeg, Op... I'll need the afternoon own...

And they say Money talks,,, u can hear the sh'it Hauling!!!



Just requested for the Jersey directly from Nike, and they brought it down to U, at ur spot...

Whereas, have been walking around market looking for Naija's Jersey to buy...



F''uc''k money!!!

It seems this Jersey just fits everybody that wears it...

mankan2k7:
I pity super eagle in this world cup, virtually all the team that has played so far is better than our own super eagle. Our hope now is in that pig that we help us to score goals. Imaging Nigeria vs Portugal/ Spain. That pig will repredict

I keep wondering why people will be Liking unreasonable comments like this

Jolar101:
If you don't know, then, you don't know anything.

Kiki



I don't know how to keep mouth and Laff...

Beautiful!!!








What is 'Beautiful'

Mehnnn!
Am afraid of this!






Chinese are Great, I swayyy...

Jolar101:
You are too small and insignificant. You will soon sell your PVC for a peanut as usual.

You must be one of a zoo terrorist. Shitt brain you got there.

God be with Biafra.
God bless IPOB.

Kiki,,,, Mr. Biafran...
Pls who is ur Head of State

Look at the Small thing...
This is how they start and grow up to be Big Criminals!!!

Oh! Our Soldiers are trying...



Pls help us and kill those things before they swallow another Money...

Op,,, it seems u have forgotten something...






SEX!!!

Am still Looking for the Dog!

Who ur Beauty epp
E fit make Nigeria carry world cup
E fit Stop payment of Tuition fee for Nigerian Universities


U fine or u no fine, Nothing comot!

KikikikkikiKikikikikikikikiki...




I don't just know why am Laughing...

ramdris:
It's gonna be 2 - 1 in 9ja's favour....

Some one Predicted same score line today,,, I hope it happens!!!

vizkiz:
I can't be wasting prayers on super eagles.

I am 100% certain una no fit reach finals.

In fact, i promise to give anyone 50,000 naira if Nigeria wins the world cup.

Man, u are talking like some one that has no Primary training...

Is it every country that goes to world cup that carries it

Nigeria going to world cup doesn't mean they must carry it,,, Same with other Countries... It is 'Survival of the Fittest'...


Try and Support ur Nation for once, Football is a Beautiful game, a game of Love, peace and integration...

Jolar101:
You are being brainwashed by APC and Buhari's terrorists.

To your question; yes, I am using pounds. Naira is a worthless currency.

Shame no even dy catch u....
I don't argue with Lame Brains like U!
U can't even give me a common fact about ur fu'cken unactualized dream Biafra, u are here talking sh'it!!!






God Bless My country Nigeria!!!

Jolar101:
Pounce is the Biafra currency.
You must be an idiotic enemy of Biafra freedom and rights.
Just go to IPOB worldwide.org to get all the answers you need.

Kikiki,,, Tell me u are Using Pounce now...

I so much Love this Shi't!






I just decided to put inverted comma in the "Shi't", to make it show ...



Nairaland can form APC sometimes....
Editing and Changing what they didn't Type...

Is no new thing....
In Uniuyo,,, Catholic Church-Left) Mosque-Right)
Just Adjacent...

Jolar101:
If you are not mentally lazy, you would have known Biafra and Nigeria isn't the same in taking care of her citizens.

Kindly visit Biafra websites you will get all answers you need to know how Biafra is will implement all her blueprint.

Look we are not Nigeria, we are Biafrans.


Immediately after the the referendum, implementation will begins.

Jolar101:
If you are not mentally lazy

Anyone can already see this in u....

Ur Brain has gradually become so Lame that u just start imagining u are Abroad...

Man, u haven't answered my Question, and besides, What currency are u and ur Biafran slaves using right now

YhungPablo:
First to comment. I've made it in life

Please nairalanders shower me with likes

U are Not the First,,,,,,,, Son of a Thousand Fathers....

Hmmm,,,
I said it,,,
Wizkid is not Ordinary...
Why Must someone Hug u and Faint
By the way,,,,,, That woman waka Naked come show
Or she wan come show Wizkid say she get Big Rough Ass






Kiki

Op,,, That's not the correct spelling of that Name... It's 'Mumu do' Not 'Momodu'

Op,,, All these things are Scams, Don't u think so too