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EducationRe: 2014/2015 Utme And Admission Process by Wizdray: 2:46pm On Nov 04, 2013
habiolah: pls how much does the rems proper cost? Not the form o. The sch fees itself. Thanks
It should be between 90k and 95k. Dont kn0w the actual fee anyway
PoliticsRe: Taraba Speaker Confirmed Dead by Wizdray: 1:00pm On Nov 04, 2013
RIPP
EducationRe: 2014/2015 Utme And Admission Process by Wizdray: 11:34am On Nov 04, 2013
[quote author=K.K Imoh]there is no cause to worry about, major admission decision are taken from JAMB EXAMS, so don't worry when the tym kum, go and register, and put yr choice course[/quote]Alright, thanks alot
PoliticsRe: Taraba Speaker Is Dead by Wizdray: 11:31am On Nov 04, 2013
R.I.P.P
EducationRe: 2014/2015 Utme And Admission Process by Wizdray: 10:42am On Nov 04, 2013
I obtained remedial (PD) form of Unilorin. Am not fr0m any of their catchment area 'that's n0t a problem though' but the issue is that i wanna do engineering course but d pers0n registered B.Agric for me. He said i should do B.Agric for remedial and registered my engineering course in Jamb. Is there a problem about it or n0t cos am totally c0nfused on what to do? Would Unilorin give me admissi0n due that? S0me said they ll give me admissi0n in both areas (Remedial and Jamb), that am g0nna choose any0ne i like. Is that true?
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by Wizdray: 2:24pm On Nov 02, 2013
4kizo: wiz, dem no even gree me change cloth, dem jst pust me inside cell wit my towel stil wrap arnd my waist, even my cell mate dy laff me
Oh Lawd! I cant laugh. C0ngrats Ade!
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by Wizdray: 9:19pm On Nov 01, 2013
4kizo: Ade ur own na small case nah, my own b saz i wrap towel arnd my waist as i wan go buy soap wey i go take bath, d catch me saying i v bn wanted for 5years,
Lwkd! Like seriously?
EntertainmentRe: Do U Agree? This Is The Best Song For Every Year Ending by Wizdray: 12:50pm On Nov 01, 2013
Yeah
LiteratureRe: The Lesson Of The Homeless Man – Valuable Lesson by Wizdray: 11:01am On Nov 01, 2013
lecturerdabo: LESSON1
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by Wizdray: 3:33pm On Oct 31, 2013
A Night Indeed!
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by Wizdray: 12:27pm On Oct 25, 2013
adegwurulez: Dem no dey call am stealing again o, na 'takeaway
Lols
PoliticsRe: Kwara Governor Sacks All Commissioners And Advisers by Wizdray: 11:00am On Oct 24, 2013
Alright
Foreign AffairsRe: Couple Jailed For Selling Their Baby For An Ipad by Wizdray: 10:12am On Oct 23, 2013
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PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Leaves For Israel Today by Wizdray: 9:17am On Oct 23, 2013
[quote author=ojeka.]May them never come alive if they have no plans for striking ASUU to call off their strike[/quote]Hahahahaha. Funny things. That mean their death gonna put an end to 0ngoing strike?
EducationRe: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Wizdray: 8:55am On Oct 22, 2013
Please and Please, can i ask s0me questi0ns concerning remedial 2013/2014
CrimeRe: Policeman Kills Colleague In Plateau by Wizdray: 10:26am On Oct 20, 2013
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HealthRe: Nigerians Spend 250bn On Medical Tourism Annually by Wizdray: 10:06pm On Oct 18, 2013
250bn? Alryt
FamilyRe: Should A Married Woman Be A Bridesmaid? by Wizdray: 10:03pm On Oct 18, 2013
There is no big deal over this issue. You jus av to decide 0n who u wanna use as ur bridemaid. Dt's al
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Wizdray: 5:49am On Oct 17, 2013
ritababe: In the land of Makurdi and the time of Romance, The satisfaction of the girls intimate urge rest on the joystick of a young boy, His name.....The-Rock

PREVIOUSLY ON"THE PREACHER'S SON

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PUNY MAN

Her lips muffled my arguments, i was trying to resist but my sturborn hands aided by my brain went to her bossoms and squeezed them.
She stood up and dragged me to her room and locked the door, she i started going out with Anita i had abstained from sex so i was super Hot that day.
She quickly stripped off as i resumed my owners corner hand work, she was practically tearing off my clothes that i had to warn her not slow down or she buy me new ones.
"See you, were you not the one that slept with me by force when you caught me and that Uncle so now its my turn jare" she purred.
She did not even wait for any pre-intimacy, direct she climbed me and started doing Jangolova with my joystick.
After thrity minutes later we were through, the rain had ended and Nepa had restored the power supply, i did not even know when that happened. We opened the door and went out.

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King Solomon the wise man could not harm me when i went home because my mother and Pst James were back already, i smiled at him and went inside. My mother was lamenting to The pastor that i loved Football and games more than reading my books and that Mock was around the corner.
I ran inside before Pst Jamse starts counselling section on my head, he twins girls were around, the later came to my room to inform me that they were going to have Ss 3 party since they were through with exams.
I was glad because i was planning to enter my first party.

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"Do you know that Susan used to follow lots of guys abi?" she said.
I was like what the Bleep and how does that affect the price of garri in the market but i reduced my anger and gave her a Naija man answer.
"Na how e come take concern me na?" i fired.
"Eh,, ehm, sorry, i think say you wan friend her na?" she asked.
I hissed and went out or the class, Susan came during break period with a big goody bag, i opened it to see fried chicken and Fried rice, i turned to wink at Julian and John to show them that new castch don show, they were busy salivating while i was doing the real deal.
"So can we be friends?" she asked.
"What kind of friends?" i said
"Friends with benefits" She replied which i quickly accepted.
Since it did not envolve cheating on Anita its just money i would get i was glad and went home happily with another 500naira courtsey of Susan.
The day of the party reach, only ss3 students and their friends were invited, no Junior students were allowed except me who had a special invite from four people, Samson my sister's friend, the twin girls and my sister. It happened in the school compoun in the main hall.

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"What the hell is going on here, so you students have turned my school hall to a party ground. Everybody lie down"
Big Uncle shouted.
The devil had strucked again, the party had crashed, our yansh was about to be roasted, girls and guys were high already, but me.
I was shaking so i quickly laid down like a Yoruba man expecting my doooom.

Full of Suspense, Comedy, Action, Retaliation and lot of Fun Can The Rock Escape This Time From The Claw Of Big Uncle Lets Watch And See

NEXT UPDATE COMING SOON
I think it shuld be "Lets wait and see". Dz is nt a movie. #Just saying
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by Wizdray: 5:43pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lwkd! Following
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Wizdray: 5:34pm On Oct 14, 2013
Lmao!! Bt wait oh, Yu're 14 yrz of age at SS3?
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SportsRe: I Knew I Would Score –emenike by Wizdray: 5:25pm On Oct 14, 2013
Hmmm....And if at all he didnt score. He g0nna say he knew he'll neva score.
EducationRe: Suspected Cultists Murder LASPOTECH Student by Wizdray: 5:17pm On Oct 14, 2013
Oh Lawd av Merci! Final Yr student?
RomanceRe: Childhood Habits That Affect Your Relationship Now by Wizdray: 3:22pm On Oct 14, 2013
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SportsRe: Enyeama Calls For Goal Line Technology After Embarrassing Ethiopia Goal by Wizdray: 1:49pm On Oct 14, 2013
To be sincere, the ball truely entered according to the replay of it
SportsRe: Super Eagles To Play Italy In Friendly Match On November 18 by Wizdray: 11:59am On Oct 14, 2013
Alryt, lets c hw it gonna go then
LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son!!! by Wizdray: 8:56pm On Oct 13, 2013
Lwkd!!! Preacher's s0n scared of witch

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