₦airaland Forum

Ekiseme:
the only obvious thing to state is that you're a fool

Lmfao.
See this one. I will just let it slide.
I don't want ban this lovely evening.
Dalu!

Ekiseme:
lame

See this mkpi o. Do I look like basketmouth? Am stating the obvious, not joke.

See them.
Since shoprite is in Onitsha now, our ipob friends will Change it to the biggest and busiest shorprite in the universe. their chestbeating knows no bound.

Lol Oh My Gwagwalada. I don't believe this piece of sh*t though.

The basta*rd that owns Peace Mass should be sentenced to death by hanging.
Very selfish iboe goat.
He keeps churning out dead china buses to his razz driver to keep killing people upandan.

Op. It's obvious. You are sick in the head.
Imagine topic, imagine title.
Enugu boys Seeking attention right?
Mpki btw how is this piece of sh*t correlate with politics is a mystery to me.

Billyonaire:
You cant take a joke on your globe trotting, throne-devaluating Ooni ?

Apart of you knows that Ooni has spent more days on the road than on the throne. Someone has to call him to order.

And you think you have called ooni to order bcoz you commented on nairaland?
Keep feeling funky on a faceless forum.
Maybe you should be worried about your own inconsequential clan elders or igwe whatever.
Dalu

Billyonaire:
The traveling Ooni, is he going somewhere or coming back ? Dont know who gave that boy the crown. A king is supposed to be at the Kingdom while the world visits him.

This idi*t thinks he has got opinions.
I spit on ya head.

asha90:
Say what you know my friend. Anambra has introduced a POS payment system that wires the money directly to government banks. No more cash payment in the state. The state employed graduates for that purpose while the income tax is deducted from the source.

Anambra has the best tax collection system. The IGR will grow to over 2b/month by the end of the year. Remember the IGR grew from about 800m/month in 2014 to over 1.3b/month in 2015. It is the fastest IGR growing state in Nigeria.

God! See lie with confidence

Jerrypolo:
I wanted to travel from Abuja to Delta on Saturday, so I decided to board a commercial vehicle (name withheld). Soon, the bus got filled up and we started the journey. I was so enjoying the journey because the driver was on a very high speed and there was a lot of breeze coming into the vehicle. Fast forward to Lokoja just before river Niger and river Benue, we saw from a far distance that there was hold up(because of environmental sanitation) and our driver tried to stop the vehicle but the brake refused to respond(our vehicle was on a very high speed), there was a petrol tanker just in front of us(I was already saying my last prayer, since the vehicle, refused to stop), everyone in the vehicle started screaming the name of Jesus (beside the four hausa guys at the back of the vehicle) and all of a sudden the vehicle diverted from our Lane into the other Lane and stopped miraculously without brake. Now, if the vehicle had not diverted we would have crashed into the tanker and only God knows, maybe I would have been dead, leaving my family in grief and sorrow, but God saved me.
I shared this in crime section because, the careless driver knew the brake was not in good working condition but he decided to use the vehicle because his manager told him that if he doesn't use it, he should just consider himself fired... Is this not the worst crime on Earth??... Well I thank God I didn't die nor did anyone in the vehicle die..

Bro! Permit me to say : You are a fool.
Imagine. After finding out that the manager of the driver threatened to fire the driver if he did'nt use the vehicle like that. He would be fired, You still have the guts and the audacity to type "named withheld". So what if the man isn't lucky next time? I won't say much though.

I have been serving ban from february till today.
Have got an advice for the mods.






























Fvck y'all!!

They should go back to Libya, where they came from.

This is a set-up, the people behind just want to make it seem like the act is perprated by the fulanis.

AntidaftMOD:
Babe, what's up? I love your @dp. .I'm sure Caseless, Omenka and TonyeBarcanista would love it as well.

Me too

rapistbuhari:
Oya sniff your armpit for a job well done

Mkpi
Just imagine the way he carry buhari matter for head. You think buhari is okpa, that you can be hawking anyhow?
Don't just die of frustration.

Let's hope they will finish the project by 2050

Looks like PH - Owerri Expressway

olu1759:
Lekki,ikoyi,banana island nko?

Those places worse pass mushin sef

Billiondoe:
Oya Ma binu.

Mo binu o

Billiondoe:
This mumu has been obtained in Koto. What's so notorious about Koto? Okay they sell drugs, sell and buy stolen phones. How many people have been killed there or do they even shoot guns? Koto is inside Sabo and what happens normally in all Sabos? Fish brain

Madam! we de quarrel before?

You have not been to Abj before you were just posting trash. No be only pape, na pepper.

DifferentBoy1:
:[s]Yorubaaaaaaaaa!!!!
so Paris don get "H" now
So for you wildest dream,You feel say any state for Nigeria (especially Yoruba axis)for near Rivers state if not the handy work of British by sitting Capitals there
Leme configure your brain.....why is it that on Lagos being the former fact is heard in terms of real urbanization in the whole of Yoruba
Don't drag with dragons!![/s]!

Which Language is this

God Bless my soul! This can never happen in my family.

DifferentBoy1:
Yoruba and hyping of Lagos.... how many times una go post this handy creation of Britain
come PH come see indigenous creations....

Which PH?
As in Paris

bulldoza:
What are you saying?
Small mpape and agwandodo for Abuja? I have lived there b4. Those places combined can't even stand small oshodi in Lagos.

Though, i quite agree with you concerning that of Oshodi, you know Abj is still developing? Those places will be Abj oshodi in years to come.

itstpia8:

Hope you will be FTC, when i open the thread

I know majority of the people that add Abj are the ones that have not been there b4.
PS: 70% of people in Abj stays in outskirts.

Which kinda useless topic is this again Anyway, Coming Up : Cities in Nigeria with the highest No of Bustops.

Very Accurate Rating, But those place are overhyped when one compares them to places like : mpape, agwandodo(Abuja) or Koto (Ibadan)

Reping Lere!

Olive33:
where are the pictures and location of the 3 flyover ?

I am not a photographer!