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[/size][size=8pt]we do things in excess in 9ja, every1 here know
but sincerely, we need to think:
1. State Pardon to a fraudster and declared wanted in a country oversea

2. Our Oga at the TOP syndrome on an international T.V. broadcast.

3. O ga gan lara wa ooo

[size=8pt]To all political office holders; especially governors, please loot, embezzle, chop as much as you can NOW!!!!
Even if you go to jail afterwards, our President will grant you State PArdon.....[/size]

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Dozie A: Ronaldo is A GREAT PLAYER, MESSI is a god

Let Messi go out of his domain, u will c a nonentity in grand style

THINK!!!!

hustla: what did cr achieve??

PLs those who don't av meaningful contribution should leav ds forum of keep their keypads away.......
Study of ifa?

click on d pix>>
Right click on d image>>
Select "Save Image As">>>
choose u desired destination (Destination depends on ur PC or device)

Compliments of the season to all and sundry>>>>>

Someone name dis style

He that walketh with the wise shall be wise, company of fools shall be destroyed>>>>Prov. 13:20 (KJV)

D name of d movie z "prodigal brother"

D guy'z name z mudiaga Got dt right!!!!....10 gbozaaaz 4 u alone..

[size=8pt][size=8pt]Mundy went for an interview for employment. While waiting for his turn, he saw people coming out of d interview room with a sad looks on their faces. He was afraid and thought of what to do. Immediately, d nxt person came out. Mundy secretly went to meet him outside>>>

Mundy: Bros ow far now, wetin be d answer 4 their questions?
Bros: no 1,=Cristopher Columbus,
no 2= 1922,
no 3=Yes, but not scientifically proven
Mundy: I hail u my guy, dem don gbege 4 there 2dy..

(Mundy got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d oga told him to sit down)
Oga: What is ur name?
Mundy: Christopher Columbus (Oga wrote it down)
Oga: what year where u born?
Mundy: (very serious and confident) 1922
Oga: (angrily, he shouted!!) my friend how culd you be born in 1922, are u mad?!!!
Mundy: Yes, but it has not been scientifically proven.


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TEN FUNNY TIPS TO SURVIVING IN LAGOS WITHOUT OKADA
10. Buy shoe protectors, replace as the need arises.
9. In relation to number 10, carry an extra pair of foot wear (preferably slippers) in your bag (men inclusive). That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go.
8. Wear casual clothes to work, change into your official clothes at work, then change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home. You don’t want to look too official while trekking.
7. For the ladies, this is the time to smile from ear to earwith that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence.
6. For the guys, buy a car before your girlfriend’s colleague starts to take her home.
5. Save the money for your gym membership, you are getting enough exercise already.
4. Start trekking groups in your office, class, church, mosque etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all.
3. Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space. Stock up on game consoles, books, magazines, movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too.
2. As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban, buy a gun.
1. If none of the above works, pack go your village andfulfil Fashola’s innate dream for Lagos state.[size=8pt][/size]

just response.....no religious criticisms!!!!! pls
The pastor impregnates a girl, and without his knowledge, the girl attemptd abortion wc led to her death.

azpekuliar: Please let's see that picture of Oyedepo dancing Azonto?

Oyedepo was not dancing azonto!! He was just praising God d way he knows best. Besides d pix has been in existince long b4 azonto was named. The NAIRALANDERS who posted it just wantd to gain views on his post.

I am not here to argue neither am I here to dispute wt anyone..... Wisdom is profitable. 9ce 9yt

Just two questions.....
1. Who owns the church?
2. Can u fight for GOD?

[b]NAIRALANDERS!! dis has to stop
I want to believe some people are swerving away from the purpose of the use of Nairaland. We now have people who specialize in raining abuses on each other while some people do  no better thing with their membership profile than to castigate, criticize and speak ill of men of God. I can't condone the likes someone posting the picture of Bishop Oyedepo and saying he is dancing azonto. Don't you know it is absolutely wrong for you to open your mouth to speak (or use your fingers to type ) anyhow about men of God. Without being sentimental, I know of a truth that there is no religion that supports disrespect and disregard to their leaders. 
Spiritual leaders are meant to be respected because they are God's mouth to the people. We know of some people that kill their fellow human being all in the name of fighting against anyone the disrespects their spiritual leader. If you have any issue with any spiritual leader, discuss it with sanity of mind and heart for you not to unravel the wrath of God upon yourself. And of course you'll agree with me that nothing you have said or you will say here will change any man, you just keep suffering your mouth. How long are you going to continue in this immaturity of the highest order.
If you can achieved at least 10% of what Oyedepo has achieved in life, downrightly, it is certain you will not have the luxury of time for such talks.
Why not keep those lips of yours with all diligence and apply it to wisdom.
In a nutshell we cannot continue to have immature people here . He that walks with the wise shall be wise. Nothing but foolish utterances will come out of the mouth of a fool.
Anyone here should be matured enough, and also maturity should reflect in whatever they post and comments viz.
This ought to be a forum where important issues bothering the mind of youths and members generally should be discussed, mix ideas from all works of life, make friends, and above all get informed and updated with every happenings around you both at national and international levels.
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I want to believe some people are swerving away from the purpose of the use of Nairaland. We now have people who specialize in raining abuses on each other while some people do  no better thing with their membership profile than to castigate, criticize and speak ill of men of God. I can't condone the likes someone posting the picture of Bishop Oyedepo and saying he is dancing azonto. Don't you know it is absolutely wrong for you to open your mouth to speak (or use your fingers to type ) anyhow about men of God. Without being sentimental, I know of a truth that there is no religion that supports disrespect and disregard to their leaders. 
Spiritual leaders are meant to be respected because they are God's mouth to the people. We know of some people that kill their fellow human being all in the name of fighting against anyone the disrespects their spiritual leader. If you have any issue with any spiritual leader, discuss it with sanity of mind and heart for you not to unravel the wrath of God upon yourself. And of course you'll agree with me that nothing you have said or you will say here will change any man, you just keep suffering your mouth. How long are you going to continue in this immaturity of the highest order.
If you can achieved at least 10% of what Oyedepo has achieved in life, downrightly, it is certain you will not have the luxury of time for such talks.
Why not keep those lips of yours with all diligence and apply it to wisdom.
In a nutshell we cannot continue to have immature people here . He that walks with the wise shall be wise. Nothing but foolish utterances will come out of the mouth of a fool.
Anyone here should be matured enough, and also maturity should reflect in whatever they post and comments viz.
This ought to be a forum where important issues bothering the mind of youths and members generally should be discussed, mix ideas from all works of life, make friends, and above all get informed and updated with every happenings around you both at national and international levels.
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NAIRALANDERS!! dis has to stop
I want to believe some people are swerving away from the purpose of the use of Nairaland. We now have people who specialize in raining abuses on each other while some people do  no better thing with their membership profile than to castigate, criticize and speak ill of men of God. I can't condone the likes someone posting the picture of Bishop Oyedepo and saying he is dancing azonto. Don't you know it is absolutely wrong for you to open your mouth to speak (or use your fingers to type ) anyhow about men of God. Without being sentimental, I know of a truth that there is no religion that supports disrespect and disregard to their leaders. 
Spiritual leaders are meant to be respected because they are God's mouth to the people. We know of some people that kill their fellow human being all in the name of fighting against anyone the disrespects their spiritual leader. If you have any issue with any spiritual leader, discuss it with sanity of mind and heart for you not to unravel the wrath of God upon yourself. And of course you'll agree with me that nothing you have said or you will say here will change any man, you just keep suffering your mouth. How long are you going to continue in this immaturity of the highest order.
If you can achieved at least 10% of what Oyedepo has achieved in life, downrightly, it is certain you will not have the luxury of time for such talks.
Why not keep those lips of yours with all diligence and apply it to wisdom.
In a nutshell we cannot continue to have immature people here . He that walks with the wise shall be wise. Nothing but foolish utterances will come out of the mouth of a fool.
Anyone here should be matured enough, and also maturity should reflect in whatever they post and comments viz.
This ought to be a forum where important issues bothering the mind of youths and members generally should be discussed, mix ideas from all works of life, make friends, and above all get informed and updated with every happenings around you both at national and international levels.
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why could guys be stu**d here, so disgusting!! Imagine what you re saying about a man of God. soon ur brain did not tell u dat people av been dancing ds step b4 som1 came to cal it one useless azonto.

Lets go!!

u dont av a point!!! man

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where would u expect dem to generate the lost funds sent to ondo? Even their godfather paid 40m to ibadan unpaliamentary-commissioner for thuggery to spend on d same election. Money must com bk now!!!!

Good job man, really learnt a whole lot. Thanks

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National leader of the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, is to attend the three-day National Convention of the United States Democratic Party that kicks off today in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Local media report that Tinubu who was invited to the Democratic National Convention in his right as the leader of the opposition in Nigeria will be at the ring side as the Democratic Party conduct activities that will culminate in the nomination of President Obama as its candidate for the November 2012 Presidential elections in the USA.

Four years ago when President Obama was inaugurated, Tinubu also enjoyed a ring side seat at the event in Washington.

Tinubu will be accompanied by Governor Kayode Fayemi, Mr. Dele Alake and Lagos Speaker, Adeyemi Ikuforiji.