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abubkhr:
May almighty God punish you idiotic OP. If you're gay those that mean we are? Nonsense

I wish you what you wish me

Logician:
I masturbate. That doesn't make me gay.

who asked you??

Una just dey attack me na me say make una see gay?

starlingslimnet:
OP you dey craze why the thing they show gay Na

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Knew this nigga was up to something

Jhenny:
op just say u're gay

delishpot:
Op is a big Otondo. The word GAY kept appearing.

SUGARBEE:
Foul Op not fair.. The word "gay" kept appearing

[size=15pt]OGA SEUN WHAT'S UP NA?? [/size]

Sommyangel:
Lmao

Lwkmd

There's still a group of people that would use the toilet every 15 minutes. You begin to wonder if they are leaking

Based on personal experiences, I'm forced to compile this list of 5 type of people you will meet in an airplane.

1. The photographer
This type of people will take picture of anything they see, they'll start taking selfie from the entrance of the airport to the departure hall, and when they finally board, they'll start the selfies again especially when the plane takes off, they'll snap like nor tomorrow, maybe they're expecting to see Angel Michael in the clouds.

2. The wind-breaker

This set of people, only heaven knows what they eat before boarding, maybe beans and egg. You'll think they're trynna adjust their sitting position but they're just finding a way of letting the shii flows, before one layover they'll will break the wind more than 20 times. Like dude(ette) you need to sun dry your stomach. 


3. The first-timer

This set of people always have problem with fastening the seatbelt, opening the plane's toilet etc. You see them, looking up and down like detectives, especially when the plane enters turbulence chai na WW3 for them. ...and when the captain makes an announcement they start asking you what he says like, were you deaf?


4. The sleeper

This set of people wouldn't wait for the plane to take off before they enter sleep mode. Their neck is all over the place going back and forth. They snore like na their papa get plane. 

5. The talkative

If you have this person as your seat partner, you're lucky and unlucky. Tho, they are capable to let boredom run away from you but it's annoying afterwards, they start telling you their life story, when their gutter full and who pack am.


6. The GPS

They keep asking you "where are we now?" When the map is staring at them right in the face. They believe any place they fly over counts as their travel experience.


7. The face-Situation

This person, right from the city of departure to the POE they won't say a single word. Their face go just strong like Mugabe or Ojukwu...

Feel free to add yours!

FTC

He who is without sin should cast the first stone....OP show us your teeth

adonbilivit:
the girl is a fool, the guy is a second runner up!

Your head too correct

ladyF:
Hian!!!! See Lagos o, they should stop borrowing abeg.

Shuuuuu wetin do "It's LadyF again " ??

Good morning, I can't shout