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Mehn, i dont know about una o.... but my test was hard o.. just did mine!
After some time as i dey write the numerical, i just dey laff

Mehn, everyday early morning shining of car nor be funny thing o. As in, if u miss it, na long cane go rise u from sleep.
My house dey make work tire person jor. So boring, repetitive & monotonous.
U go hear, Nna, help me shine my shoe.
Nna, come & help me loose my lace & pull my shoe.
Nna, i left a 'few' cloth for you. I guess u want to wash today. When u raise the shirt, u go see many many coded clothes under.
Fill bottle of water to put in fridge.
Washing yama yama plate...eyyuuukkk..
Mehn, during holidays, we go pick beans wey go full big bucket. We go also pick corn for akamu wey go last months. Choi!!
Then, na 'Plan B' we dey call our mama, coz any work u start, once she see you, expect additional work in it wey u be nor plan.
Mehn, annoying chores/message for my house plenty jor. Can't list all. I still do almost all till date. Oh yeah, i'm grown-up. Infact i weeded half the compound today. To complete tomorrow. Hehe
I tell you. Nothing sexy being 2nd-to-last born.

What is this na Abeg, whenever FBN start calling for test/interview, you would hear. It is not by starting thread that they would call. If scammers decide to face you now, you would be asking yourself 'why me'.. Please just be patient. As far as u applied as requested, if they would call, u would get your invitation. If they won't call, it is still their decision.

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Bros, na God go bless you for this thing u do for me so o. U won't understand what this means to me. Thanks.
Please, is there a way i can get word togo and the likes (as in to view ms word docs, excel, etc) on my phone? I lost them when my fone was flashed. Curve 2. Thanks

Chei!!! So a thread as this exist And i have been suffering since... Plz help me, i need this activation code and product key for repligo real bad. Thanks a million..  pin is 27B9511A...

Fight guy over babe? for wetin na? Babe wey fit decide follow the guy. Except i don marry the babe sha.
Emm...but at a time, na all diz kind matter make some guyz join confra for uni then o...lol...#weaklings....

Rival must always dey na, abi ur babe wowo
Most times sha, I'm usually the rival i don't give a Bleep about 'LandLord'.. When she dey with you, na una sabi.. When she dey with me, na my own... Coz person nor trust all diz babes.. For u to don get opponent wey con reach 'RIVAL' level, her hand nor clean too...

¤Catch 'atete' (grasshoppers) and put inside biscuit wrapper
¤pour biro ink inside small bowl of water - to view the marine world & mammy waters...lol
¤catch lizard, fix a knockout inside the anus, light it & set the lizard free to run off...the rest na history
•we wud form sleep after morning prayers till our parents go for work (during holidays), immediately na video game tins o..till we hear horn meaning mumsi don come back o. . Everybody wud just enter robotic mode.. One go carry broom start sweep, 1 go clear table (morning food they ate b4 work) etc.. All these wud happen b4 she park car finish..
•Borrowed video game which we play b4 they come back from work as dem nor gree buy for me..even after i combine many many birthday and 1st position..

Mehn, person mature well well o. The thing nor still gree stop. E com be like competition for house. We dey draw different countries map for our foam everyday. Na so mumsi com reason com buy 'Mckintosh' as in one kind water resistant material like that wey we dey spread beneath our bedsheets. Come see na. Once u run the level for night, na hot swimming for you o... We even had special sleeping clothes dedicated solely for the bedwetting cause, so that we nor go sleep naked.
But for boarding school, man learn smartness o. Before anybody wake up, man don mop the foam with wrapper or newspaper. I even go church go pray make the thing stop. Mehn, person see something o coz of this level.

O mehn, ojuju calabar i mainly heard from outsiders and my 'religious' aunties/big cousins staying with us, & the thing really scared me then o.

Also, willy-willy (i fear this 1 well-well o);

Then GBOMO-GBOMO ( spirit with legs ending at knee length from waist but very very fast when 'walking' & that steals children; u go fear na)

There was also ODIN.. (Deaf&Dumb) waz said to be usually found in primary schools (mehn, the dilapitated buildings of benin-city schools then didn't help matters. Come see we pupils dey gbaga comot immediately afternoon lectures end na. This trick was to prevent us from staying back to play after lectures)

Mehn, mumsi nor need tell us all those stories. Her 'specially-built' wire with knot, high up the shelf beyond our reach spoke more than those stories.

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Anyone who actually attended a 'boarding' school can't really write 'all' his/her experiences here.. Dem just too plenty. The highest i do now is, whenever i remember any of those experiences, i just smile, coz then it looked like the world ends there! But now, mehn, one sees that life nor easy o.
I remember what we call 'spiderman'...lol, that is, climbing over walls, thru ceilings for different purposes. Sometimes, its light out, &u need to get to ur hostel but u have been shut out. Or is it spider to take provisions from school kitchen? Lol..
Then, digging of pits, pits as deep as the tallest guy in ur class &as wide as when he outstretch his hands.
Abi na senior/junior matter?
'Blocking' (that's to lay ambush for late comers?
Is it Labour?
School farm? Water wahala? Rushing of food? Convering table knifes to spoons?
Spiritual aspects too... Mehn, experiences too much.. Don't even knw where to start.
Senior go just come ur table top, sieve all the fish & meat inside, leave ordinary stew for una.
If u dey sleep for night class, ur own classmates go
Just off light, & na so dem go descend on u. When u open eye, u nor go see road sef.
Dem go tif ur blanket as u dey sleep, dey shine bright torch light inside ur eye, u go say make u open eye to see the tif, for where? U wan see through light? Lol
If dem wan flog u, u go provide valentino belt for the senior.... Yet, we play like we the happiest on earth
Boarding house dey sweet sha.. Has its ups & downs.. Later una go meet for uni & future life. Some of ur 'seniors' then go dey lower levels for school than u, some go dey ahead of u. Some una go jam for awkward places. U go see ur junior say him na sharp big boy. Life go move on.

Come, Mr. Frosbel abi whatever, u started a topic with a simple question, that the Pope did not mention Jesus in his speech. Now, comments have pointed out where the name is mentioned at least once (The Hail Mary prayer even in ur quote), but no. U have now become blind and prefer to derail ur own thread. Plz, kindly address these comments which were given in response to your topic.
To all: i get amazed at how you all keep arguing over all these religion issues. No matter how much u keep arguing, would it change the hundredths of religion in the world? U feel urs is the ideal one right? Allright, follow it up squarely whatever it is. Why bother so much about what people choose to follow? U talking of the divisions in the christian community, huh? How about other religions? Islam, buddhism, etc? Is it not people that are following these religion? So to what end are ur rants on nairaland here?
As for me I know my faith, i see nothing that can make me change from my faith... Well, that's all!

Well, well, well, Great people. We at Benin centre have written our test today. Same dragnet format as u wud expect. Verbal reasoning, numerical reasoning, (20 questions, 16mins) & abstract reasoning (16questions, 16mins). U need to be superfast. Success to those yet to write, but no 1 shud drag my slot with me o..

Wait o... So like play like play, diz people never send me success mail?

You guys can drop your e-mail addy, I will gladly forward them to you.
The total size is 18.4mb so it's taking time to upload.

Cheers![/quote]Plz, my exam is tomorrow.

Mehn, i wrote this test too o. I haven't gotten any message yet. O God, let my transport to lagos not be in vain.

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na wa o.... things dey happen. fake everything them go lift bobi, wear fake hair, lashes, nails, facial make-up. now fake yannssh. E remain fake t.t.

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All d best peeps

Enlighten them my brother.

nenoo: Please grow up. I PAID HUGELY to get the material. I am giving it out almost cheaply.

To h.e.l.l. with you & your materials mehn... Nor be only paid hugely. Tell me, by the time u collect 500 each from everyone, how HUGE would your cost be again? I asked a simple question & u feel you have to insult me? Bro, do your thing however you want. Life is per head! U didn't have to insult me first.

nenoo: Invitations have started rolling for Nestle trainee test.
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100 numerical, 100 verbal and 80 abstract.

U really have to do this to job seekers

eimuhb: G.T, I guess I wasn't shortlisted.

I believe you would still get your message. maybe network is delaying it. meanwhile, u could go check your email in case.

eimuhb: @wonda26 and Kismo, Please is the test for graduate trainees or medical delegates?

this one is for graduate trainees. which did u apply for?

just received mine now. Friday,25th. Is there anyone in the house writing in Benin at Uniben centre? Do holla at me, lets communicate.
Please house, let us not kill this thread with e-mail addys. There are many other threads dedicated to sharing tests samples at the moment. Thanks & Success to us.

Amen, & i wish you same. I don't actually give a facck about what u become tomorrow. So why bother about mine? The whole world could be successful for all i care. My own concern is success for ME!!!

masagoody: i believe finishing before time is very posible, but most time may be at the expense of your accuracy. I had a friend who said he finished his numerical reasoning section 2mins before the time elapsed... To be honest, i was suprised.. But i think its all about practice and individual ability. I just believe we are as fast as our brains allow us to be... But i av decided to work on my speed...dat brain must increase its speed o, by force or by fire

Bros, I tell you o. This brain must increased its speed o. Especially that verbal reasoning, the thing ehn dey throw person off balance

[quote author=12 inches!]Search for a site called assessmenday.co.uk and download the tests under numerical verbal and inductive. They are similar to the test. And to the Op, I dnt think it's really abt finishing. What if u finish and only get 5 correct as opposed to someone that does 12 and gets 10 correct. Who will score higher?[/quote]Thank you! This were exactly my thoughts. It should be how well and not how far. I would work towards being more accurate over speed..

Tnx u two for your responses. I understand ur points. Guess i just have to be practicing more so that i get lucky too. Coz, the exam is very easy (if not for time) & i won't feel okay if i don't pass it o.. Me, i just made sure the few i could answer, i answered them properly.. #keeping my fingers crossed#

Goodday everyone. I need to sample your opinions on this. I recently wrote a dragnet exam, and i couldn't finish the sections before my time went off especially the verbal and numerical. Somedays after, i was talking to a friend who got a job last year and had written series of dragnet exams previously and he told me that people do finish answering all sections of the exam & do have some minutes left to revise, say 4mins that he too do finish his then. Honestly, since that day, my mind has just been asking me: 'So, people do finish answering all the questions in this exam?' i decided to share my question here to hear from nairalanders and possibly, get useful suggestions. Over to you guys now.

jerekul: I also got d text. Pls what shud we expect?

Verbal Reasoning
Numerical Reasoning
Abstract Reasoning