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[quote author= post=112491045]Lol [/quote]lol kill u there ,,, u think say na buhari dey coach them

Pls na MAN.U buhari dey coach ooooo,, see where the WeRe man dey carry that great club go

Chaiiiii !!! Buhari na Mad coach

Make dem no worry EVERTON go replace them
And maybe MAN.U next coming season

sorority11:
Lol says the guy that is begging for money with his account number displayed under his post.� Na person wey never see food chop dey always know who be scammer

I think I come plain ,,, if u help me or not ,, will accept cause am now able to feed myself everyday if not 3meals per day

But wats d essence of using a picture of a girl u don't know to scam people

U stewpid

Help me with a little u can ,,, I want to start somewhere pls

U go hospital , take photo of whom wan do surgery ... Post it here and expect us to send money into DAT account number of urs

U stewpid

D girl no get mama or papa to tell Nigerians they need help

U stewpid 1ce again

Soulsymbol99:
I think wot u explained happens wen u on ur A/c and don't on the button wit an arrow sign in curved shape. Most people forget that button wen they on A/c. Although most times it comes on automatically wen u on the A/c

d guy u quoted don write everything and explain it well for us but u just carry ur elastic mouth dey yarn rubbish

Go thru wat u wrote again and think about it after 5 mins

Do u make sense

Fu*k u and ur ambition to be a yahoo pastor

drmuchin:
So if u get to work by 11am won't u be queried?

I work as a driver ,,, so am staying at my boss place till month end

drmuchin:
Lagos is shit hole
Imagine 5hrs commute to work
Time for a Lagos London flight time
Rubbish

we go manage am abeg

Mooh247:
Chairman like you... You want make boys hack your account help you buy the car since you no won buy yam yourself

hoooooiiiiiiii

Mooh247:
You sef go and buy car at all at all Na hin bad pass, even if Na 500k 3 hand 504 1987 model

so make I no complain again Give me money na .....

I no get shishi for account

Going back to work yesterday ( sunday ) after my 2 days leave at work ....
I got to the bustop around 6am and guess "what" I met like 100 pipu at the bustop

I just mellow dey watch when bus go come cause I don late .... NOTE THIS ---from my place ( Ajah ) to my place of work ( marina ) is like 5hrs journey
5mins later we sighted 1 "HIACE" bus going to lekki with just 4 passengers inside,,,I sighted the front empty seat - just am about to enter d front seat
1 old man and a young guy are already justling for it already .... I just say make I open door Na " paaaaaaaam " I take for chest ....

D old papa just give us a kungfu like kick that throway d 2 of us to the ground ,, I was like WTH was that for The old man was like ( sowry my son )
" Who be ur son " if I stand up here give u konk on ur bald head , if no be say u be grandpa .......

Wetin dey the front seat self wey una won kill unaself for we are all going the same way na

I know u people too dey like that ,,, wetin una won gain for there self

Rob them Abi my eyes they pain me ni

locila:
Islam and Violence

shut ur idiotic mouth Wike ur cultist governor wey dey kidnapped u people nko ....

U go just open ur elastic mouth waaaaaaa

[quote author=Truvelisback post=112423850][/quote]No lie ,, u just know

Candidlady:
When iwas 6years old

lies !!!

Jeon:
FIFTY-SIX YEARS.

are u "kidneying " me

Do you remember when you supported the debate Education is more important than money? With your right on your chest say these words Dear money, I am sorry please forgive me.

Dont marry a verry beautiful lady, you will end up being a guard instead of being a husband�

. Married couples will make love five times a day and no child.. Youths will have sex one round and boom twins.

But Satan why

If you can't dance when you're drunk, at least speak English or promise people jobs...*

Don't just waste alcohol.�


. Playing with Kids is not easy oo. Imagine she got angry because I refused to eat crayon�

. Some boys will wear a boxer for 3 days and still clean a chair before sitting�

Is this not spiritual madness�

. The way my relationship is moving smoothly, now I'm thinking of opening another branch or what do you think? �


My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror...I hope i am talking sense


. Ladies will watch all kinds of romantic telenovelas but when they kiss you it sounds like itel screenshot kekra

Can I wear my pant? This is how ladies indirectly ask for second round.


Magic is when the wind blows a women's skirt and the same wind blows dust to your eyes and you end up seeing nothing�

I was on a sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone, So I heard my phone ringing in the kitchen where I was charging it. I went to check, the SMS was from my wife and she wrote:

Bring the salt on your way back � wicked people?


If you don't make time for your wife/girlfriend someone else will. Ask Adam, He left Eve alone for 2 minutes and the snake took her for lunch


. If you didn't marry the girl you spoilt, you will definitely marry the one another man spoilt. This is called crop rotation

It's over between us, This statement can make you enter a taxi and forget to sit down.

Relationship stress can make you sit in the toilet and start looking for seatbelt �

The first time I saved 50k in the bank I was always walking around the bank every morning to make sure the bank is still there

U just "knew" or not ??

Am back every1

Na dis kind lion "Samson" fite with wey him dey claim say him get six pack


Rubbish

MadamVanessa:




This message is directly to the westerners, they're known to be ritualist and skull miners

when will u get sense

2023 election is around the corner and politicians needs funding for their campaign...

D mad personnel on the street has now doubled ,, keep ur eyes open , protect ur family especially children ..

May God save us all


If u don't get this message , ask ur pals or forget about it

Thanks guys ,,,, u really helped me understand


So none of our musician is wealthy ,,,they are just rich







Lala,myndd. Pls lemme hear more