₦airaland Forum

He was referring to those books that Satan and Jesus his younger brother were quoting while tempting each other.

jokesmaster:
WHY GUYS AVOID PRETTY LADIES

As compiled by Jokes Master

2). Most pretty ladies always act pretty. They always
make it obvious that they know that they re pretty

To all the Eligible Bachelors in the House, PLEASE FEAR this type of ladies. Don't marry her with the hope that she will change because she will NEVER change!

She will give u a heart attack and you will eventually die before your time.

From Kero Direct to Kero Correct
From the same Incompetent people that could not manage Kero Direct abi na Cordon Brown go come implement this Kero Correct for us.

Make I laugh joor,,,, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

Wetin concern me?

1, 2, 3 errh that 3rd pix hmmmm
I can only suck, lick and kick.

presido1:
APC gave T-shirt to come for rally while PDP gave her rapper to do same. So all the crowd at every rally are the same people.

All na same people; Rented crowd

ideology:
Your assumptions are erroneous.
that crude oil prices have fallen doesn't mean the cost of refining the crude oil to combustible fuels have reduced.

That the demand for crude oil have reduced leading to reduction in prices doesn't mean that the demand for fuels have reduced

If the demand for fuels is high the prices will remain high

we sale crude oil and import fuels.
Subsidies are paid on imported fuels not crude oil



And when you talk of corruption, first on all, do a self check, are you corrupt free

In Nigeria, we see thieves calling others thieves

Say what you know, stop claiming JADON on something u don't know.
Why is it that the price of diesel which govt pays no subsidy has dropped from N137 to N 95?

KLand:
I know ignorance when I see it.

Don't tell me your god is wise by sleeping with another man's wife?

PearlyJay:
Continue in your blasphemy! Never wake up from your dark valley of blindness. Mary the mother of Jesus will reign with Christ Her beloved Son for all eternity and no mortal can stop that

Delusion at its peak!

So touching. Can't even finish my bottle of beer again.

Billyonaire:
Touching.

Youngzedd:
Kill them all.

Messing up with the name of our Fatherland.

Shut up!

Cmanforall:
I think he should change his name to MIKEL HEARTS or MIKEL PALACE.... Its a more british translation of his nigerian name....

Hearts=Obi

Palace=Obi. I think he should go with the First one.

Congratulations John Mikel Hearts, Goodluck to u but not with Jonathan.

Zohan:
Big Fooooooooooool

Definitely your god is a big fool for watching children dying helplessly.

Never knew that you will be bold enough to say the truth. Thanks for saying the truth anyway.

Oguguah:
May God forgive you, for you lack wisdom

He has a lot of job already so no need wasting his time on forgiving me. His followers are been haunted down in Niger for a minor thing done in Paris, he need to go there and help them before things runs out hand.

dvee2:
Should I respond to this? Nah :-o

That is because you're guilty as charged!

sanerugwei:
By their words we shall know them. A true Christian will never fight talk less of killing people because of some inconsequential cartoon or writeup about Jesus. Even bhuddist...Hindus or even sang worshipper won't kill for their gods...why do mohammedans always take the law into their hands. Are practitioners of other faiths not being killed and persecuted in Saudi and other pariah islamists countries? Very sad that people will take lives because of cartoons drawn with paper and ink. What are you worshipping...A bloodsucking god..or the Almighty God for God is love and will never justify murder in His name.

I wonder o

AdekunleBalogun:
Are Nigerian really this dump? Yes I know our educational system is pretty bad bt never imagine to this point when people can't read simple meaning to a very simple sentence. Having said that, its also very unbelievable that some people here are saying the Pope is no more a christian, am a muslim and I can very well relate wit what the Pope is saying, can u imagine if someone start drawing the pictures of Jesus naked standing next to a prostitutes or say thing that are contrary to the teaching of Jesus. All am saying is there are thing that should be separated from religion such Politics,blasphemy against other peoples religion as so on. May souls of those killed in Paris attack rest in peace and our brothers and sisters who lost their soul Baga rest in as well.

I've said worse thing even on this thread and the only who threatened me is YOU, a muslim for that matter. y is it that killing is the way you muslims seek redress?

henryobinna:
abeg abeg... I can't involve myself in your argument

I know. I was once in your shoes, always afraid to question some certain things look absurd in the bible so as not to invite god's wrath upon myself.

Happy sunday

afrika:
I always feel for myself cos I'm. The youngest fool in the planet earth....
If only I can reason for once and shut my stupid mouth, that would have shown some maturity.

However Wisemen speak because they have something to say: Fools like me speak cos we want to say something.

Eyaa, take heart but it is not late yet to amend after all knowing your problem is one way of getting the problem solved.

dvee2:
Ok let's reason with open mind here, I do not support violence, however there is limit to what some people call freedom of expression. That's what the Pope is trying to say and the world knows it. The world know you have a limit when you insult Jews, the world knows there is a limit when you are racist, why does the world pretend not to know and cite freedom of expression when you insult muslims?
Last month Ballotelli was suspended, reprimanded and force to pay fine for putting an anti semitic cartoon on his tweeter, that time there is no freedom of expression. Just yesterday not many of you know Jim Clancy of CNN was sacked for expressing himself about Jews, that time there is no freedom of expression. Only when it comes to Islam we all declare there is no limit. What double standard is this. I still insists this is no justification for violence. But the Pope is right, there is indeed a limit to freedom of expression

And when u use ur megaphone to disturb my sleep as early as 5 am; to u that's freedom of expression and association?

Not until when you Religious idio.ts learn how to respect other people who do not subscribe to your Religious fairytale, there will be no limit to freedom of Expression

henryobinna:
jeez!
look what you just wrote!

Is it a lie?

When a married woman got pregnant from someone who is not her husband; what will u called the act and the child?

Though the Angels have been sleeping with daughters of men but Joseph been suffering from poverty lacks absolute control over his wife and as such his wife, Mary the mother of Jesus committed an adultery with Angel Gabriel.

The Pope knows this but refused to tell it to his church members. Hope I will not receive a blow from the pope tonight?

Make them no cry when d president go do him own o

fagbalex:
Bros never spit.....everybody get right yo their religion. until when we start to respect each other religion that's when peace will rain, why would they mock the great prophet of Islam...that's extremely bad. what of if someone mock the great Jesus which is the prophet of Christian how will you feel. Muslims love their religion and adore their prophet, we need to respect that for them. Proud to be a Muslim!!!

Pls mock "great Jesus" as u put it to high heavens and I bet u that nobody will kill anybody for that.

Pakistan named their Capital IslamaBad but Islam is worse than Bad; Islam is bad, Islam is Badder, Islam Baddest.

Soon the Animals will start killing innocent people in the North.

MuguliciousMUGU:
Ini edo be like "davido kiss me"

davido- no way, i don't deal with fairly used materials, i buy new products. Go and kiss yourself.


Nice selfie, the topic suppose to be "mama and pikin takes selfie"

Anytime I want to laugh; I visit Nairaland.

Which one be mama and pikin abeg? I think say them say Ini never born?

Dahkogrin007:
love is wicked

This isn't love; it is Stupidity at the highest level cos the girl in question is a PUBLIC TOILET; a Harlot, a Call-girl!!!!!!!!!!

Raymondenyi:
The day u see me fighting over a girl; Just b rest assured the world has ended, n I'm in heaving...


When I'V got better things to fight for, like money...

FIXED.

You don't even need to fight for ya bashed car.

Invite the police if you want that person to fix it for you. That's one of the reasons we have police

ufumes:
I have received unconfirmed reports from residents in Gombe state of a bomb blast that occur about 30min ago. Pls those around gombe should shed more light

Shed more light on what?

On bomb blast?

Abeg let the North keep going Wild Wild within Northern Nigeria as they were told

Why giving this girl an unnecessary attention?

Good Development

BUT

The help we need from them is to secure their territory against Boko 'Rams; and make sure that Boko 'rams are not using any part of their country as ah hideout.

We don't need their troops in Naija

Do I have a Private Jet?

Do I have any Mansion that exceed 100million Naira?

Do I Travel abroad for Medical Treatment?

Do I even go abroad for Holidays?

The answer to all is a capital NO.

He who is down fears no fall, most Nigerians are down and as such fears no fall.

To be frank, I'm benefiting more now that our economy is down than the time it was booming.

Soon and very soon the price of PMS will fall to between 30 to 50 Naira per litre, just as the price of AGO is falling everyday. As at yesterday, some depots were selling 90 naira per litre for AGO which was 137 naira per litre as at December last year.

All thanks to S. Arabia for forcing our leaders to look beyond OYEL and Seun for giving me this opportunity and to ALL NAIRALANDERS, rejoice for this year is a year of WONDERMENT, the year when Newton's law of GRAVITY will work for the First Time in Nigeria!