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David Beckham Quotes

"Pele was a complete player. I didn't see him live obviously, because I wasn't born"

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"

"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had"

"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion"

"I always used to go for blondes and quiet girls, but Victoria is the total opposite - dark and loud"

"Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side" -when asked if he thought that he was a volatile player"

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English Premier League TV Broadcast Rights - 2007-2010. someone has to come up with some money, going by those figures.

more !

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug it out and ate it. Management Lesson? 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! ,

i[b]f you were to advise a sinner,[/b] would you tell him/her it's better to shoplift than commit murder or, tell him/her to desist from all sin cos the consiquencies are all the same ??

wande:
The nemesis that will befall a big sinner is surely different from the nemesis that will befall a small sinner, even if they are born again several times over and over.

are you serious ?? I need you to explain alittle more to me.
God said "Thou shalt not steal", then someone goes ahead and steals all his life (10 nairas).
on judgement day u think God is going to say "My child, i have decided to forgive u because I've been comparing ur sins to Osama bin laden's and i just can't bear the thought of putting u in the same place with him" ??

i don't think so !

@under18,
did ur goner brothers and sisters tell u that u lost the shield to us last season ?
by the same margin, matter of fact.
you are beginning to disappoint me seriously.
i thought u were really cool but u just don't seem to be realistic at any point in time over football.
i'd have called u a fanatic but u r much too young for that so, i'll just leave it at u just picking up on football issues or maybe lost ages.besides, u just decamped. "to whom little is given, u can't expect much".

i might sound a little mean but sis, it's far from it.
u should really work on the way u approach issues.
i take u as an adult, don't make me change that opinion about u unless u really want me to. and believe me, u won't like it.

cheers

true

@lordim,
so how was the game generally ?
i could only catch about the last 22mins of the game , but that was enough to mess my whole day up.
i'm holding terry responsible for the lose, he lost his head.

earthrealm:
lol, tot that was the essense of the game,
diss someone above u,,,,,right?

wrong. the essence is not diss some1 above you.
there's a link in the first page of the thread, go to the link and put the ID of the person above, copy the details u get and come back here and paste it.

cheers.

nice game to liverpool.
if we continue allowing these kinda mistakes then we might as well go relegation !
i kept seeing john terry's error in my sleep. it was as if he was daring crouch to score ! can u imagine the room he gave that dude.
anyways, it's just one out of the lot but i'm really disappointed. there was nothing about the game we couldn't have locked, the guyz were just being to careless.

cheers y'all.

@gem87,
cheer up, God had a reason for putting thorns in roses.
everything's not so sweet all the time. there's still a long way to go but definitely, we won't be making silly mistakes again.

Christino:
@inspired.
What's so special on DSTV?
It's like you've not been around for a while. I've been in touch with national geographic since the days of NTA2 channel 5, now I can compare sound city to channel O, there's hardly anything on DSTV that the local stations can't match, just name it, or at worst, that Kennis Music won't cover that show, be it Oscars or Grammys or MTVs what have you. THe major substance that's slacking or lacking, to me, is the EPL.

I hope I'm right. THe FG is not banning DSTV, but the EPL on DSTV. They know the koko, and that's just it, so don't think the common man will still be able to afford 8k a month when he earns about 5k a month. Wake up from your slumber, we need more than that, there's hunger and strife and someone is only thinking of EPL out of 1 million things worrying us.
What about call tarriffs, what about Light? They are all mad.

Do you know that many Nigerians don't give a hoot about the EPL? who cares? and the government, insensitive to the pressing needs of its citizens is facing DsTv. Many EPL obsessed guys have "runsed" cables in their homes watching DSTV for free. Most people paying for it are the rich and the government guys themselves, I don't see someone who has to buy fuel in his smoky generator coughing out that much. If they knew how to runs the cables, they wouldn't be banning EPL on DSTV just to make you happy and lie to you that its for the benefit of our TV stations. Is that all about Naija life on TV?

my guy thanks a lot. there's no more way to hit the nail on the head better.
FG ban my A$$ !
trust government to always chicken out on issues.
lagos state gov said they want to check the crime rate in the state and the best option they came out with was to put a curfew on commercial motorbikes. haha ! very funny .
there are more than enough policemen in lagos.
u have 10 check points or more in residential areas ! meanwhile at crime prone scenes u don't see any policeman.
it's about time some people started using their senses.

@sil,

if u look very well into arsenal's history u'll see these on their data :

UEFA Champions League:
none
UEFA Cup:
none
Intercontinental Cup:
none

i hardly think removing real madrid did them much good.
i don't think uefa has started awarding medals for winning quarter final matches.

Stupid things that have been said in court
________________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you
when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

"The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"

"Were you present when your picture was taken?"

Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
A: "No."
Q: "Did you check for breathing?"
A: "No."
Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
A: "No."
Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

"Did he kill you?"

"How many times have you committed suicide?"

Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "And what were you doing at that time?"

Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None."
Q: "Were there any girls?"



Q: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?"
A: "I went to Europe, Sir."
Q: "And you took your new wife?"

Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?"
A: "By death."
Q: "And by who's death was it terminated?"

Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
A: "Oral."

Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m, "
Q: "And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
A: "No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."

Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
A: "I have been since early childhood."

give us full details, some of us might be around .

@sil,

Real Madrid ?? let me let u into somethings u probably don't know about them when they were full of stars,

1. won the league title in 2000-2001 and 2002-2003.
2. won the european champions league in 1999-2000 and 2001-02.
3. won uefa super cup in 2002
4. won spanish super cup in 2001 and 2003.
5. won the intercontinental cup in 2002.

i'll say their money paid off big time. don't u think ??

well, we got a new rule
"if your hair will make you not perform, shave it off ! "

i'm not my hair - india arie ft. akon - i love that song

i just dey wonder why una dey hate chelsea like this.
the transfer window's opened to all and u guys refused to buy.
now u r bothered coz we have to many stars in our squad
whatever happened to "cry your own cry, make i cry my own cry" ?
i'm afraid for u haters oohh, una fit go commit suicide over this issue !!

nice

he's worth it man.
we wouldn't be fighting to keep him if he was trash.
but anyways, we'll live to rule the premiership again.

actually that wasn't his first appearance for the blues.

he was on against MSL-All stars and feyenoord.
he's really living it up.
i never had a problem with mikel fitting into the team, the lad is a born player.

barrow

@bari_kade,

i've been following all ur posts on this topic but what i don't understand is this :

are u trying to make me believe that the punishment for the shoplifter that refuses to repent will be milder than that of the person who blasphemed against the Holy Ghost ??

i understand the Bible made clearifications about certain sins, but are trying to say that, finally, the shoplifter will get lesser punishment compared to the murderer ??

bad

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