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lordimpaq:
push u, how, what d fcukkkk did i say?

lordimpaq:
exempli grata,

that's what u said.
just that u forgot to put a "?" in place of the ",".

lordimpaq:
wats up wit u anyway?

nothing's wrong with me man.
i'm good. matter of fact, i'm doing better than a whole lotta people.

@lordimpaq,

nice paint job

check this lol

@lordim,

don't push me bro.

1. Me

you all should put urselves in the list.

like the saying goes,
"there's no smoke without fire".
even if he's claiming he did say the "own goal" part, we'd love to hear what he actually said.
meanwhile he should be happy now, what's his problem ?

lordimpaq:
i don't pray for people's downfall i only pray for my teams uprising instead,

tell it to them bro, i've got no problems with that.
and if u check again,

i pray for other teams to do well and WE to do better.

the harder u pray for our downfall, the stronger we become.

those were what i said.

by the way, what's even wrong with the statement ?

lordimpaq:
thats the most pathetic statement eva.

i've decided to take that as a title, so that means u don't use it anywhere else. there can't be two of us.

cheers brova.

thanks loverbwoy.

what did he say then ? i mean Gallas .

@Pricy,
what's taking u so long ??

u need to resize the files ?

use microsoft office picture manager, edit picture, resize, save as *.jpg .

hurry up !!

let's just assume that arse-in has finally found a use for plan B.

@egoldman,

Arsenal signed Denilson. check links below, not much of a story though. wonder why.


here and here

i know a lotta people this cap don't fit !

@lordimpaq,
i already took offence.
i wonder how u'd be feeling if someone keeps spitting in ur face.
whatever happened to optimism in football ??

anyways, wtf !

dayum !!!
this is not the spirit of sportsmanship !
why do u guys need our downfall so deperately ??
i pray for other teams to do well and WE to do better.
na wa o o o !
keep it up guys, the harder u pray for our downfall, the stronger we become.
and i recall this prayer has been going on for the past 3 years at least.

@kitaun,
lol. i really don't care where we are on the achievement list, it's a plus to us. all we a can do is come up.
by the way, we have the UEFA super cup in our kitty, erm that's like a minus to arsenal

cheers.

@hustler,
but they aired the super-cup .

blonde swimming

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach.

They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.

After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn't be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. "What took you so long?" inquired the Redhead.

"There were some strong currents out there! But I'm here now! Am I the last?" replied the Brunette.

"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere." They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde "What took you so long?"

"What do you expect? You guy's cheated, replied the idignant blonde, "You used your hands!"

Blonde's medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.

She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

"Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."


blonde and the postman
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."

The blonde then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

blonde kidnap

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

Odd Jobs

A blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house.

She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.

He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do.

The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints?

The blonde says, "Sure anything."

"Well, I've been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?" the man replies.

"I don't know, say $50 bucks."

"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.

His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks.

The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more."

"But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"

10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done."

With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch."

"Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari."

Blonde's memo

TO: Boss

FROM: Blondie

RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year.

The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark

Februark

Mak

Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak

Mondak

Tuesdak

Wednesdak

Thursdak

Fridak

Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!

nice one

@kitaun,
i'd rather play like we did against blackburn all season than like arsenal did against man city.

at least the winnings will always be there for me

bijorium:
Would gbogboade's second name be adewunmi? Just curious.

who's that ?

what's a stupid question ?

Blue 2006 !!!!!!!!!
let them say !!

Akolawole:
Good but is the message for Nairaland Gunners?

it's for every gunner that comes across the post.

he said 24 lol

Vieri signs pay-as-you-play deal with Atalanta

This is another stepper !

Teymourian : Abu Moslem ---------------> Bolton W
I'm sure he makes sense, though i never heard of him before now.
Here.


Mido to stay on in Spurs

now this is the kind of goner fans talk that's supposed to be here.
the first step to solving a problem is to acknowledge having a problem.
seriously i was getting tired of goners hitin on us for losing a game when they are doing worse. i'm tring my best to ignore such comment (it's not easy; some can be very annoying).
i don't hit people when they are down and i seriously need arsenal to get to their best.
i believe in hitting u hard at ur best, i hate excuses

@kitaun

kitaun:
For the benefit of all, i don't get rough with Lordi without chatting him off-board to make him realize my standpoints on issues we disagree about, well i do that with virtually everybody that comes across as trying to find my wahala or vice-versa and what i usually find as the cause is PASSION which plays a major role in how we think and how we pass our messages across, well we will all get to the promised land AMEN

i know what u r talking about. i'v been a victim

@all goners,
best of lucks and keep the comments objective.

cheers.

kitaun:
All the same keep dreaming of the hat trick that will never be

I have this on tape

anyways, u all can't just do without us.
3yrs ago the premiership was all about manure and goner.
lookie here now, it's all about Chelsea and everyone else !!!!!
no sweat people, we are enjoying the fame bring it on !!!!!!!!!!