₦airaland Forum

mama-gee:
What is too harsh about bringing up an idea that'll help our dying country?

NineoSix:
Yar'adua signs from his sickbed!!!

We are doomed in this country.

You mean Turai cut and paste his signature on to the document.

Yar'adua that no one has seen in over a month. Turai and his family have not allowed anyone to see him because he is in a coma in intensive care.  How on this planet does a man in a coma sign the budget for his country.

What next, Abacha will come back from the dead too!

otokx:
We shall never mourn a treasury looter.

tbaba83:
in d toilet

ud4u:
What has he done to deserve an award?

rasputinn:
Sanusi,the whirlwind you started will surely consume you
Vindictive,ethnic bigot 

Specialist900:
@wrex, thats your position abt sanusi. For me he is doing just FINE.

sayso:
am asking ,what is the state of health of our dear President?

PapaBrowne:
This Sanusi guy is like a disease!!
Ever since he came in, it has been bad news throughout the whole financial industry!!!

emisun:
may be somebody somewhere is interested in her.

Jeff hands:
Ha ha, what wrong with gettin married to someone you love.   Driver no be human.

Okija_juju:
Thank God say them sack her.

She wan fall the Agency hand and image?? 

If them no sack am, others go start to marry gatemen, cleaners, e.t.c.

axeman85:
abeg guys lets put sentiments aside jare. who is beheading who, soludo that needs beheading for turning a blind eye to malpractices and unhealthy banking procedures.

if sanusi had also kept quiet as soludo  did, yes naija banks will still be going but years down the line when they collapse and all our money trapped inside we will be the ones to start complaining amd cursing. so let him do his job and hopefully it will make naija banking secotr stronger and better. chikena.

yaf1423:
By the grace of God our President shall return hale and hearty to continue the good work he has been doing and there will be shame to the fifth columnists.

MugSmasher:
Am always happy when i hear about girls and abortion. Its always a good thing to know that a girl has had an abortion and it only goes to show how gullible and silly she was. These days i try to date vunerable women who end up enjoying sex so much and in between they end up getting pregnant and missing their period. Those 2-3 weeks they have missed their periods is so hilarious when you see them scared and shaking and talking all kind of sh**t to see if the preganancy will go away and you end up coercing them to do the abortion unless their lives will be over as they know it.

They take 1 week or so weighing the pros and cons of it and the fear of humilation drives them to accept it and plead with me not to tell anybody, not knowing i am laughing inside and  spilled the beans to some of my boys that that LovePeddler is about to "drop one very soon"   

Getting an abortion doctor is so damn simple cos some of them were university buddies and will take chump change to do a d/c on them and i always make sure the doctor performs the painful one when he inserts a plier looking object deep into their va-gina and draws out the foetus. You can always hear the whincing and screaming and oozing of blood by the chic  when am sitting outside close to the room that she is been perforated untop . .  and at that moment i am laughing myself hoarse thinking how this same LovePeddler in the abortion room was doing shakara for me when i was toasting her and all her forming and silly words. Now she is crying blood as they are about to remove possible her last chance to be a mother and most of the time, i would be fairly comfortable if the doctor tells me privately that her womb has been permanently damaged and when i hear stuffs like that, i know mission accomplished and after a week or so of trying to feel sympathetic with her for losing the  child, i pick up a violent quarrel and break up with her to complete the cycle.

I can't count how many times i have gone through this process with women but i really do enjoy what i do and even though the chic ends up swearing for me as if i give a rats backside, i try and leak the story to my boys who end up spreading the word to other prospective boys to avoid her and thats when that shakara looking biatch ends up going to churc to become a full born again because her social life has been partally ruined while mine is just beginning!

Gosh i am glad i wasnt born a woman  :

You are really a devil