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refiner:
Lol...

My complexion from dad,my face from my mom younger sister,my body structure from my dad elder sister,my smiles from my mom and d shape of my head from you!

how is this possible? I have a big head but u have a very small head. So I don't know what u are talking about

makydebbie:
And you too

Debbie, is It true that in Ghana there is agege bread?

refiner:
Cos I gat a special kinda eyes...my two eyes are small oo but I widen it when taking picx...

Lol, no wonder one is bigger when widening ur eyes. Where did u inherit ur beauty from, dad or mum?

refiner:
Lol...

My eyeballs?...are u just noticing it?

Yes so why?

refiner:
...

Nah,u were wrongly informed...

Actually it's 777 days fasting,and I'll be all urs..

wicked madam

Why is one of your eyeballs bigger to the other?

Kazreem, I have followed this thread and I await the report on Thursday by God's grace. In the meantime, I won't stop praying for your mama.

These demented people has come again with their moronic acts. Na them sabi.

refiner:
....can't stop laughing....I will sure tag u again next yr for someone!

Is it true that to date u, one must embark on 40days fasting?

dawahlarry:
Vigilance Officer and I'm through with medicals. Some of my colleagues were called on Monday for documentation while I'm yet to be called. I'm so worried about this.

But not all of you were called right? U have to relax. IKEDC calls in batches. Probably u should be on the next batch. Merry Xmas in advance.

dawahlarry:
Hello Akhee. Please I need to chat you up privately concerning a job interview at IE. Kindly please PM me Sir.

Which position did u receive an invite for?

aigjoey:
For this same nasty behavior I just left my girl last week. She has the same attributes and nature of your baby mama. She argues too much.. Nags more than buharis government,,, always right,, talk too much... In fact u can never correct her. The only time we are friends is during sex. In fact we even quarreled at times during sex. She is so some how. Ahhh.. God forbid.. My brother, I warned her, advice her, begged her to change but at d end she refused. Next for me was to walk out before I die young. If I mistakenly married her, I will be beating her everyday and u know the implications. My brother am out of her life for good and already have a girlfriend now who listen to voice of reasoning and homely. Pls run away.. U just cannot cope with her if eventually u two are married. Run o... Run oo

Lol u left her last week and u have another gf. Just one week interval?

See elimination by substitution o! chai

That aside, I believe the OP has received enough advise. You know the right thing to do. A broken relationship is far better than divorce anytime, any day.

dandollaz:
Lagos state selling seized reparkage goods.Anambra selling made in Nigeria.

Where were you when lagos and kebbi partnered into rice production? The rice farm is located at kebbi state. Are u sure bad belleism is not worrying u sha?

Another difference is the branding and availability to consumers

Anambra rice : Poor packaging having the state's name on it which cannot meet anambra population

Lagos rice : Solid packaging with a fantastic brand name and can meet the whole population of lagos state (over 20 million people)

Caseless:
your celebrated drunken hero was clueless that he didn't repair the one lane, he left it just as he met it.


It's only in your region where ratio of asinines to reasonable persons is high that you'd celebrate a person who left the " one lane " worst than he met it over someone who's fixing it.


What do you guys eat in your region that takes away your sense of reasoning?

Acute finishing

Half better pass at all.. at all na , perhaps the person whey him appoint don siphon the money go personal pocket but this man's propaganda is becoming something else. He claimed to have exported £5 million Ugwu and now re-packaged Abakaliki rice as Anambra rice, Isn't this shameful?

Merry Xmas and happy new year in advance , Godprotectigbos, etc

psalmsjob:
Let's analyze it objectively:
1. It will create more employment in addition to those created during the construction phase.
2. It will increase VAT and TAX revenue to government.
3. I saw a section where cowbell, peak milk products are being sold and another section for bread so I don't see how it is going to kill local businesses as long as imported products are not being exclusively sold except you mean petty traders who do not really provide 1 and 2 above nor 4 below; the things that we need to get out of recession.
4. Foreign investors are not NGOs, they invest for profit. The value remains here even if they take profit back home from where they brought the huge cash.

Huge stores like this are important economic segments of advanced countries. A very reliable source of measuring consumer spending index, GDP growth rate etc. The more of such stores around the closer the consumer will get to the manufacturer price of goods. Let's embrace it.

Lovely reason.

makydebbie:
Its not true, for a date, we can decide to walk to a park and spend time there. Its all about my partner not what he has to offer.

Okies, that's nice

Are you sure about the words stated in your signature been highlighted in red colour?

GentlemanUnltd:
oga Wristbangle Abeg retrace this statement before men bring to fore your secret with Nairaland babe you have on whatsapp, including a VN.

Even VN? Na wao! Wonders shall never end

makydebbie:
That's why I love you

Is it true that to have a date with you, one must spend huge amount on you?

tosyne2much:
Information has it that you have 90% of Nairaland babes on your whatsapp. Is this really true?

Cc
Wristbangle

Lol I no get one single nairaland babe on top my whatsapp

johnsonjosbles:
why is it when u seek advice on important isue on NL, u hav to read at least 100 coments b4 u can get just 1 good advice, 99% wil even be fighting themself somwhere else,

My brother, I just don't understand neither. Some people here said those who are saying irrelevant/immature statements are kids but don't be surprise that most of them are actually adult with fish brain. Age is not reciprocal with maturity.

johnsonjosbles:
hahahaha, u ppl wan kil peson wt laf oh, na so i memorise all the insult i got here take go insult 1 yeye girl for fb, now the girl reply me she's consedering suicide, na NL teach me oh no be my fult,

When you spend too much time on NL, your "insulting skills" sharpens so bad that you automatically become an offensive drill for anyone who wants to attack you offline and other social media.

That aside, I read through the comments and I have learnt few things about marital challenges and new things about ladies.

africanusvu:
.Just 7mnths old.he may be spacing conscious.But pls alow me to go a bit raw.as a maried man.i observe most of our women gives up on their physique.hygience.etc after 1st child.they alow d breast to go flat.alow d pusy to sag.the tommy got swolen wit cracks.too weak to aply make ups.go out of shape.after 1st and 2nd born.u began to wonder if this is that ur BABY 3yrs back.some loose all their romantic characters and turn to naggin.somtimes my wif wil just tel me'Nnaa IF U WANT TO DO ANYTHING BE FAST JOO.I WANT TO SLEEP.sometimes i wil be in action and nest thing i wil hear is.JUDE.THEY DRIVE THESE KIDS FRM SCHOOL TODAY.ANUOFIA.SO OTU KA IMA KA ESI ARA.,My dick wil just go limp inside her.then she wil say.OZU NWOKE.U MUST AV OVER DRUNK AND CANT EVEN PERFORM

Funny comment sir . Chai marriage!

oduastates:
Not.
Malls can also lead to the rise of local supply chain.
The advantage goes to the producers at a cost to the unproductive middlemen.
You can either choose to allow the shelf to be filled with imported goods or start making some yourself.
Many manufacturing plants cost less than the price of the Tokunbo cars many of you ride about .
Go back to farming or manufacturing .

You have a point though.

psalmistkakah:
My wife gave birth 11 months ago..and till date I Neva touch her..

E be like this one na the brother of Op husband oo

Rhea:
For now, focus on baby and yourself. Trim those pregnancy fat off (no offense, but we all get them after birth). Tighten up the V with Kegel exercises. Nothing radical...simple pushups and ab crunches everyday. Eat whatever you like as long as you work out 3X a week. In 3 months, he will be drooling over you. Men notice things like that. Then you can start your own shakara aloje.

Men can be ironic some times. When you want to give up on child bearing and focus on regaining your prenupt body physique, they get all Hot and booom....you're laid again and counting down to 9 months.

Apt comment dear

I have mixed feelings for this commissioning because these retail stores will kill growth of local business, so I don't see how it will boost economy rather the revenue/ gains goes to pocket of foreign investors.

Meanwhile another one is presently ongoing at Abeokuta (Olumo mall) as it may outclass this palm mall in terms of its size. Very huge site I must say.

Let's see how their empty threats will fly when PMB visits Enugu.

the person behind EFCC twitter handler deserves the best comic award for 2016.

Hilarious guy/lady I must say.

Lol excellent one classcaptain

Ritababe, phemmy and Aminat508, how far nauuuuuuu!

E remain one!

Ritababe and Aminat508, how far na