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Eboh4z:
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smartn09:
you're a fucking bastard, if everyone is like you , there won't be a place like nairaland, why not read your ass and Bleep out with your dumb brain .Has you created a single topic in this forum? I can see your father has wasted his precious sperm to born useless animal like you.monkey quote me and let me expose you to the public , born fool.

LoveJesus87:
As long as she get big yansh and bobby tribal mark no be froblem..

ensign:
Uncle motivational speaker, please which one is 'scissors-kicking style'. are you talking abt love-making between a tailor and a fashion designer

midehi2:
dont agree with this atall, an unexperienced in several sex positions will loose it cos the guy will surely go for the experienced girl out there, even if she's a wife, na dummy wife o

midehi2:
anytime i see '8 on frontpage, i will just smile and say wristbangle


let me read now

skywalker240:
i agree with u on this we need to change some of our views on our idea women to avoid stories dat touch d ass

Expecting the counter thread soon

misspicy:
make sure your criteria should be met in the lady not about her cooking skills alone,to avoid stories that touch the bumbum

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. Whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, it doesn't matter.. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife


10. Walking Steps

Just because a lady can cat-walk like Beyonce, some guys go wan die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

misspicy:
cooking skills

some guys will go crazy for a good cook,forgetting that relationship/marriage is not all about food,they might even let go of a gentle and beautiful lady all for food,and the cook might end up been a very wicked woman,then they will start regretting,this happens mostly to guys we know as FFO(for food only)

Speechless3:
Yes they have been largely compromised speaking from experience haven been a victim so many times. I am becomimg careful these days. And i think people shouldnt rush to use just any cream except they have gathered enough information on them.

MzPecs:
Virgins
Some guys will think because she's a virgin then she'll automatically make a good wife.

My cousin got married to a virgin and till date, himself and his virgin wife are regular customers of a particular eatery. The guy dey murmur everyday ehn..

Rollar:
Guys look out for all these because that's what the average Naija chick has to offer. You can't expect a guy to date a girl who's both ugly, rude, dull and promiscuous all at the same time! It just ain't right

Michellla:
mmm..the percentage would be quite low.ya know

Speechless3:
In my own view, beauty, stature, assets, sweet voice are very important for a healthy relationship. Why? because every lady loves to be admired or complimented for her looks. Hence, men feel more comfortable around women with good looks because they can always make them feel appreciated without faking it.

As for skin colour, that one doesnt cut it. I dont think most men under appreciate dark skinned women, i think its the media that is responsible for that. Most dark skin girls get more than enough attention they can ever need but the reason some still go ahead to bleach is because they media does not cover them much, a light camera is used for a dark skinned model to make her appear fair; passing a colourist message that fair is better. Most make ups and creams are not made for them. With this, they resort to "having it easier"

And finally most guys the last i checked are not looking for richer women. With all that ego? how would they handle her?

bqlekan:
why not, if i can date a lady with tatoo, why not one with tribal marks.. sometimes, they are more of a woman compared to the regular ladies out there.. .. my orientation changed when dad told me how i escaped being given tribal mark...

Michellla:
4. Experienced in several sex
positions The world has gone weird that you
will hear some guys saying they
cannot date/marry a lady who is not
experienced in sex let alone a virgin
lady. Most guys are obsessed with
ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl,
reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style,
devastating Mouth Action etc.

and when you show them all them skills they'd tag you a hoe

LORDSAMURAI:
@OP apart from character tell me what a guy should look 4 in a lady if not those u mention, who does not like a lady with beauty and a sexy body from a rich background with an angelic voice? i think those you mention does not necessarily makes a relationship to go bad, it all depends on mutual understanding and respect and love between two parties, i admire ROKIATU or toolz or KIM KARDASIAN for her body stature do not mean my relationship with any of them will go bad, once again it depend on how we love and respect each other.

bqlekan:
Educational status
some guys out there wont date a OND Graduate, abeg, are they not humans?

Ethnicity
some guys would prefer a yoruba olosho to a modest Igbo girl.. all because of her ethnicity

Tribal marks
some guys would rather date a monkey than dating a modest lady with tribal marks.

Sense of dress
some guys would prefer that olosho in micro mini skirt to that deeper life lady in loose skirt... yeah she is hotter..

bqlekan:
like seriously? how old is your brain? how long has it been dormant?

Obiagelli:
Scene 1: Some criminals/militant threatens the army.
Ediots jubilate online, praise militants to high heavens.

Scene 2: Militants blow up pipelines and kill security officers

Ediots come online to celebrate " we told u, nigerdelta wont take nonsense from the dullard"

Scene 3: Military goes into the communities, militants engage them in a shootout
Ediots come online to celebrate

Scene 4: Military goes in full force
Ediots: Buhari is a terrorist.



Lesson: Do not allow criminals operate in your area. There is nothing better than peace.

bqlekan:
no oo... just business nii

mercyville:
If you go and look Okija list,you go see dem dem there.On a serious note if you pick 10 Igbos and 10 Yorubas,you would pick 8 self reliant Igbos and maybe pick 6 from Yorubas.Igbos are satisfied with trading and they are largely employed while Yorubas are mostly professionals and artisans.Igbos made most of their money in Nigeria especially Lagos and do not really have billionaires outside Nigeria unlike the Yorubas who have chunks of billionaires outside Nigeria because their bizmen and women are always going for the biggest pies in the world.The truth is Yorubas have more billionaires than Igbos both home and abroad(we are not talking of secret billionaires o.every tribe has them because their monies are not mostly clean)

caleb404:
Yes the soldiers are looking sharp! Up to date weapons, and body gears!!!

Can you please educate me where it was reported that Buhari bought these up to date weapons and body gears? As we saw last week, the only weapons Buhari has purchased are 'okadas' for the soldiers, I am not aware of any new inventory, or is it shrouded in secrecy?

I do not seem to understand you paid goons here sometimes, when book haram hit soldiers, the narrative will be GEJ bought no weapons, when soldiers dislodge them, the narrative will switch to "professional soldiers with modern weapons and body gears", if I be Buhari I go dey shame self say almost one year after taking power, his popularity is still being equated with GEJ!

God bless the Nigerian military.

bqlekan:
now i can go to borno

vizkiz:
OMG!!!

And most of his blind followers are yet to eat anything today