midehi2:

tell me which guy has the time to teach his babe sex skills, she will be tagged 'lazy

Since there's love, I will definitely teach you Midehi

wristbangle:


Abeg tattooed lady is different from tribal maked own. One can be erased but the other na everlasting. Even sef the tribal mark go reflect for the babe spirit when e wan face judgement

As long as she get big yansh and bobby tribal mark no be froblem..

LORDSAMURAI:
BRO her head is filled with dust.

ahhhhh, even dust? misspicy come see something o. i just heard you re not just a wide, dirty, unshave pvssy, old cargo pro@stitute but you also dnt hv a brain and with a head full of dust. Na truth? @miss picy

LoveJesus87:
As long as she get big yansh and bobby tribal mark no be froblem..

Hahahaha! Wahala dey oo! U mean with tribal mark, as long as she as titanic breast/buttom, she don get pass mark?

If a gurl can't give me Mouth Gig, I don't see de relationship going any further. All bullsh!ts aside

ensign:


Uncle motivational speaker, please which one is 'scissors-kicking style'. are you talking abt love-making between a tailor and a fashion designer

maybe its done on top of sewing machine

Hattchett:
[b]Here comes the inbred retard.
What do you get from compiling lists centred on peoples live, even though they are purely lies?

What do you gain from critically analysing the lives of people you don't know?

Does that makes you better than them, a happy person, pay your bills?

Do you know why they makes those choices?

Is it you fücking business how they chose/choose to live their life?

Did they come to you seeking for help?

NO!

So, I really don't see why you should get yourself involved in an act of maximum fückery such as this.

I thought your absence here was due to the fact that you have gotten a job, or, perharps, engrossed in a sober reflection, to find a way of bettering your wretched state, but no. You were prolly using you demonic lens to view and see into what goes on in the lives of people, and design it into an epistle, and then post it up and one brainless MOD sends it to the front page.

How can a man be this pathetic?

Don't you have priorities in life?

Where you brought forth to become a wasted entity on planet earth?

Do you want your mother to regret ever meeting your father?

Where is your dignity?

Such a scum of the earth!

After, we will blame Buhari for our problems when peeps like you are in hiding contributing to the woes of this country.

A wise move will be to mobilise willing hands and search every nook and cranny and smoke out all rumour mongers spreading lies and justice should do unto them what it deems fit.

May moloch fill your nights with heart-wrenching, terrifying nightmares!

Ewu of no comparison!
Useless fücktard![/b]

you're a fucking bastard, if everyone is like you , there won't be a place like nairaland, why not read your ass and Bleep out with your dumb brain .Has you created a single topic in this forum? I can see your father has wasted his precious sperm to born useless animal like you.monkey quote me and let me expose you to the public , born fool. I can't let you be discouraging our front page makers with your stupidity..... Nonsense!!!

Euckybaby:
oya na send the pikin make i born for you

heheheheheh .. see dis naughty perso ooo..i like d word SEND sha ...oya open mk i send

klassykute:
heheheheheh .. see dis naughty perso ooo..i like d word SEND sha ...oya open mk i send

lols na so..

smartn09:
you're a fucking bastard, if everyone is like you , there won't be a place like nairaland, why not read your ass and Bleep out with your dumb brain .Has you created a single topic in this forum? I can see your father has wasted his precious sperm to born useless animal like you.monkey quote me and let me expose you to the public , born fool.

Thanks bro. Don't mind the moronic scumbag

KINGinVAHALA2:

ahhhhh, even dust? misspicy come see something o. i just heard you re not just a wide, dirty, unshave pvssy, old cargo pro@stitute but you also dnt hv a brain and with a head full of dust. Na truth? @miss picy

gross!


i have seen several threads where shes bn called these names, abi plenty nairaland guys don visit there choi

*Clears throat* eeeeeemmmm now that Professor Tosyne and Wristbangle who are obviously obviously our Co-Presidents of the list compilers association of nairaland. Now wey ona don list everything what then should we be looking for that is not wrong or misplaced......

tosyne2much:
Since there's love, I will definitely teach you Midehi

teach me ke, i be baddoo in that aspect o

midehi2:

gross!


i have seen several threads where shes bn called these names, abi plenty nairaland guys don visit there choi

Na wetin i hear o. one adorable girl with yummy looking boobs and big ass called Laveda talk am wen their 2 e-quarel nt long ago here say small small boys for nairaland they dig misspicy old cargo pvssy for real life nd d 'small boys' go come create tread put after them don fvck her wide pvssy finish. I believed what Laveda said because she is one of the most sincere lady have seen on nairaland and misspicy didnt deny it. So its true.

*see hw i dey troway pidgin like one village uneducated boy. hehehehe*

wristbangle:


Lol u eh! But u are right but not all guys will tag such lady a hoe

Experience matters in everything you do.........some of these ladies read abt it, not that they've experienced it anyway...... [color=#000099][/color]

wristbangle:
Despite the saying that all that glitters is not gold, many guys are still being swayed by mere physical appearance/attributes of a lady without thorough or proper evaluation to know if truly these attributes complement the heart.

However, many guys tend to be disappointed and discouraged to stay in a relationship when they later discover that what they thought she is, is not truly what she is.

The following points buttress the misplaced attributes guys check in a lady that often land them into bad relationship/ marriage.

1. Gigantic Butt and Bosoms

I believe that what defines a lady is not the size of butts and bosoms but tell this to some guys and watch them tear you to pieces. Once a lady has huge bosoms and backside, they don't care if her attitude is bad or not. They will try to gain her love and at the end of the day, they will end up regretting because the lady in question only has huge bosoms and but nothing upstairs.

2. Beauty

No doubt beauty remains one of the major reasons why guys approach a lady but what beats my imagination is that, ironically, a lady can be so pretty but won't be able to compute a simple arithmetic. I mean, could it be that these guys are extremely senseless to have chosen a beautiful lady who can't engage in intellectual discussions. To a broad view, one who marries because of beauty may not find joy in that relationship.

3. Skin colour

In Nigeria, guys normally over-hype fair skinned ladies while neglecting black skinned ladies making it look like being fair in complexion is a blessing and that being dark is a curse. I still don't know what skin colour has got to do with good/fruitful marital life. In fact, this neglect and discrimination cause low self esteem to our dark skinned ladies and therefore triggers competition when many of our ladies resort to bleaching.

4. Experienced in several sex positions

The world has gone weird that you will hear some guys saying they cannot date/marry a lady who is not experienced in sex let alone a virgin lady. Most guys are obsessed with ladies who during love making give them scissors-kick style, cow girl, reverse cow, hot doggy, girl style, devastating bllow job etc. The truth of the matter is that infidelity is their watchword when you can't satisfy their high libido. Prof Tosyne and Dr Ronald4lif can bear me witness.

5. Angelic voice

Some guys can urinate on their body when they exchange contact with a lady they met online, only to ring her up and discover that her voice is as angelic as that of Celine Dion. But when they get to meet this lady offline, she will look exactly like Julius Agwu. They will be disappointed and will look for a way to dismiss her. This is to say that sweet voice has landed many guys into wrong choice.

6. Rich Background

The fact that a lady is from a rich background doesn't mean she will be giving you her father's money. The erroneous belief of many guys is that when a lady is from a rich background, they have narrowly escaped from poverty when they date her, not knowing that their financial troubles just begun. This kind of ideology can send such guys to early grave if care is not taking.

7. She's a regular church goer

The fact that a lady is a committed worker in church or mosque doesn't mean she will become a good wife. In fact, some of them are even worse than we could ever imagine. Guys just need to be very careful so as not to be deceived by these ladies lifestyle because even the perceived wayward ladies may actually be the best wife.

8. Body stature

When you ask question to guys on how they want the body stature of their girlfriend or wife to be, you will hear funny answers such as "I don't want orobo or too skinny ladies o", "I can't marry a muscular lady because she won't be romantic and will end up beating me", etc. Lol, anyway what if you marry your preferred body stature and she turns out to be a nightmare in marriage?

if u don't use all these criteria,which one are u gonna use my dear?

Pls OP what is is d reason 4 asking her out in the 1st place.... If she posseses alll u wrote mehn .. fvck behaviour... Attitude is compensated....

tosyne2much:
OP, you are so on point.. Lemme add my own to the list


9. Tight Kitty-Cat


I can't but smh each time I see saying they can't date a lady whose kitty-cat is loose.. All I know is that it's not kitty-cat that defines a lady.. However, it doesn't matter whether it's as wide as Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. A lady might have a tight kitty-cat and won't make a good wife while a lady might have a loose kitty-cat and will make a good wife. This implies that the tightness of kitty-cats has led many dude into wrong choice


10. Walking Steps

I have no atom of regard for guys who lose their right sense of reasoning when they see a lady cat-walking like Beyonce, and will wan to die on top her neck.. All I know is that it doesn't matter how a lady walks, whether she walks sideways like a crab, or she walks slowly like a tortoise; all that matter is true love

You are so right bro.

LORDSAMURAI:
@OP apart from character tell me what a guy should look 4 in a lady if not those u mention, who does not like a lady with beauty and a sexy body from a rich background with an angelic voice? i think those you mention does not necessarily makes a relationship to go bad, it all depends on mutual understanding and respect and love between two parties, i admire ROKIATU or toolz or KIM KARDASIAN for her body stature do not mean my relationship with any of them will go bad, once again it depend on how we love and respect each other.

Love, respect and FEAR OF GOD make a good marriage

midehi2:

gross!


i have seen several threads where shes bn called these names, abi plenty nairaland guys don visit there choi

midehi you too?

wristbangle:


Hahahaha! Wahala dey oo! U mean with tribal mark, as long as she as titanic breast/buttom, she don get pass mark?

ah swear walai! Ova pass mark sef, na d real pass mark be dat. #Teambigyanshandbobby

wristbangle:


Hahahaha! Wahala dey oo! U mean with tribal mark, as long as she as titanic breast/buttom, she don get pass mark?

ah swear walai! Ova pass mark sef, na d real pass mark be dat. #Teambigyanshandbobby

misspicy:

midehi you too?

IDIOT should i begin to mention names of male nairalanders that slept with u and all said ur vaginal stinks more that dustbin filled with goat shiit, i pity barcanista.

LORDSAMURAI:
IDIOT should i begin to mention names of male nairalanders that slept with u and all said ur vaginal stinks more that dustbin filled with goat shiit, i pity barcanista.

Ahhhh. you mean barcanista has fvcked misspicy old cargo smelly wide pvssy?

So misspicy, ohhhh why?

Smartguy001:
preacher kip preaching

Me I like big butt o...nofin kwosigh me

Maybe wen I ready to marry I go go find one deeper life girl marry

I like Boobs (moderate size), fair beautiful ladies with nice fig.8 , hate virgins and like does who will make go crazy in bed.

[quote author=Speechless3 post=43422450]In my own view, beauty, stature, assets, sweet voice are very important for a healthy relationship. Why? because every lady loves to be admired or complimented for her looks. Hence, men feel more comfortable around women with good looks because they can always make them feel appreciated without faking it.
As for skin colour, that one doesnt cut it. I dont think most men under appreciate dark skinned women, i think its the media that is responsible for that. Most dark skin girls get more than enough attention they can ever need but the reason some still go ahead to bleach is because they media does not cover them much, a light camera is used for a dark skinned model to make her appear fair; passing a colourist message that fair is better.Most make ups and creams are not made for them. With this, they resort to"having it easier"
And finally most guys the last i checked are not looking for richer women.Wit all that ego? how wud they handle her? YOU KNOW D TRUTH WELLA

wristbangle:

i did not ask u to laff o. if d queshion go n come out in jamb english comprehension. pls broda wat should i write

LORDSAMURAI:
IDIOT should i begin to mention names of male nairalanders that slept with u and all said ur vaginal stinks more that dustbin filled with goat shiit, i pity barcanista.

Lagban:

I like Boobs (moderate size), fair beautiful ladies with nice fig.8 , hate virgins and like does who will make go crazy in bed.

Korrect my broda...In d ministry.

3 gbosa 4u !!!

ensign:


i did not ask u to laff o. if d queshion go n come out in jamb english comprehension. pls broda wat should i write

Write what comes to ur mind

misspicy:
cooking skills

some guys will go crazy for a good cook,forgetting that relationship/marriage is not all about food,they might even let go of a gentle and beautiful lady all for food,and the cook might end up been a very wicked woman,then they will start regretting,this happens mostly to guys we know as FFO(for food only)

was that y he left you?

midehi2:

teach me ke, i be baddoo in that aspect o

You mean you know how to ride joystick expertly?