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dharay99:

double killing,
See ben†ifool d.p

Na the guy finish the babe pass oo

UnimkeAk:
As Tosyne said earlier ; If you tell a 9ja babe that you broke; she'll just run away; yu just gotta give them hope
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Me I tell them I just payed brother fees and that of all my cousins
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Or im working on my imaginary projects
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raining season no clients
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Buhari has refused to appoint ministers

Wetin bring buhari matter come here. this is hilarious mehn!

Love Machine:
I came across a female phone number on my phone.Tho I imported some contacts from my Android backup device,thus,some strange contact appeared on my phone contact.She was so curvy that I started a convo with her.We exchanged nude pix.Then she asked for a favor.A #2k recharge card.A girl whom I have not seen.When I asked for my own favor.She asked me what.I told her to come to my house for a chat,then I can give her the money. She said it's too early for that.I also told her it was too early to for her to demand money from a guy she is getting to know.She quickly told me to get lost.Why do girls like asking for what they can't give?

My guy, you are very smart. Respect is reciprocal. She is quick to request for recharge card but doesn't want to keep her end of bargain. Yeye!

misspicy:
wristbangle well done o...incommunicado abi

and am disappointed u follow that thing qatarplayboy qatarplaygoat/ex mystage call a human ugly like any of you can create an ant...




btw nice thread,buh i have chased every broke guy faraway from me,they are parasites

I sent a message to u but it's not delivering. Lol na the babe cause am na

xynerise:
You have time to create excuses just to say "I don't have money at the moment"? Geez! Stop making relationship difficult for our children in the future.

No vex bro

xynerise:
No secret in this world anymore. You guys mustn't say everything. By posting this, you have made that smart guy dumb.

Bros, there are 100 other excuses you can give to dismiss ladies.

adeh39:
See you...give me excuse, and I will find a smart reply for you

As long as u are a lady, u will always fall for our trap

adeh39:
Mtcheeeeew!

Broke ass guys...

Anyway...babes are too smart to fall for those cheap tricks...

Wetin this one dey talk?

I go use am for u and u go fall flat for the excuse

Harbosede02:
Wristbangle already said una get multi tasked brain........so watz dere??

Lol. Now u see

quiinnBee:

or maybe a guy can just save himself the stress of the above by simply telling her point blank he's broke.

Your dp looks familiar. U are cute.

Your statement is in line with point 1

Harbosede02:
so yu are saying all guys has this inborn gift....if u all has this inborn gift falconey wouldn't say he would dress like a poor dude to piss ladies off




U guys aren't as smart as u claim tho......jez few of yu are..

Well ladies claim they are actually smarter which in some cases is true but at the end, guys always have their way becos our brain is multi task to do logical thinking.

Sighs....

Harbosede02:
wah intuition??what if that intuition of urz fails yu??

An inborn gift doesn't fail dear.

Beesluv:
My atm card is missing

Them go say make u do internet transfer. I use this method but never worked. Ladies get corny brain oo!

Harbosede02:
See their head!!!


Come to think of it,how do u guys recognise the lady dah will ask for money and the lady that would nt??

We are gifted with that intuition dear but for someone like you, it's difficult.

Cutehector:
na tru u talk.... Lol a frnd of mine askd me for airtym today, and I was like, I wouldn't want to be rude. I actually wanted to ask her wether *606# isn't workin in her mtn line again... buh I just sent her 100naira airtym...

U try na. 100 naira airtime na big money o!

dharay99:

numb1 f0r mi.
"Sorry, i no qe† enuff money"

Abi.. as simple as that

Cutehector:
If I hav, I"m willing to give... My cup runneth over...

Abi. Na wetin man get nai him go give. If you no get, make person no force himself becos he wan be maga.

falconey:
uh?? No o that one don pass acting , he don dey near madness o.


Wetin me reason na Like you go visit her with one old AC-MILAN jersey, you no go polish your shoe, she go think say the thing hit you hard so tey you no fit spare 20naira give Northerner.

Ojigbi jigbi

U sure say the old AC- MILAN jersey with un polished shoe no worse pass tattered bathroom slippers.

Meanwhile AC Milan glory do disappear since for football

QatarPlayboy:
nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.



You see why no guy expect you to care?

Hahahahahaha

I don know say somebody go reference her dp.

Tosyne2much, henrylowe, where una dey?

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, I want to make a shout out to all the past students of Starlight college, Ejigbo, Lagos. I miss you all

Secondly, I want to make to shout to God for giving me this opportunity to comment in this thread. Though, I ought to be FTC but the epileptic network prevented me, hence, landed me as the 2nd to comment. I pray that may this kind of celebration never cease in your life


Back to the topic


If you come out point and black to a Nigerian lady that you don't have money, you may lose your value. More so, if they ask you for financial assistance two different times and you seem not to be of help, then you say you are stingy. I doubt if God Himself understands these people called LADIES. So you just have to apply some strategies to pass your message across

9. The ask her a question she cannot answer

I'm very guilty of this. Yesterday around 11pm, a lady demanded for recharge card saying that it was too late to step out to buy. Then I asked her, if it's 11pm at your area, is it 6pm at my own area ? Smh


10. My bank debited me

Even the ones wey no get shishi for bank account go talk say their bank wipe like N20k for dia account. This is to tell the girl that, shishi you no go see collect for my hand

Point 10 makes a lot of sense. I will adopt this method for amaka

FruityLass:
Who even cares?

Are u working at custom or NSCDC? Your dp depicts it with that un-ironed paramilitary uniform. Perhaps I can use point number 8 for you.

falconey:
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Baba, that kind method sure pass ontop tattered bathroom slippers

Omotayor123:
What happened to just saying 'I'm Broke or I'm Short of cash'

Sweery, that's point 1 nah

TonyeBarcanista:
Dear IYC brothers, as much as I agree with you that no thief should be spared, I disagree on this call that UK should "leave our sister alone". It is unfortunate that our dear sister will join other thieves to loot our common patrimony(if allegation is true) while our people live in penury. Let her hire a good lawyer and defend herself.

This should be a lesson to others Izons in position of leadership.

A diplomatic response. Nice one chief

Oooops:
Na only me waka come make two of una send give me too na... Bikonu! :' :'

Baba, send me pm abeg!

moshoodn:
Hi Wristbangle, still expectant.

I don reply u since. Kindly check.

Sashafm:
Being recently churned out by NYSC, on October 15th of this month. I have always heard about how precarious it was to get a job in this country without connections, but I did not actually know the gravity of it until now. Armed with my 2.1 certificate from OAU (The best University ) and my NYSC discharged certificate I thought now I have arrived to become gainfully employed.

I left Lagos for Abuja just 2 days after my POP, alas, after sending out countless applications and applying for any job that fits my criteria, I have not even been called for a single interview!!!.

I was swayed after a week and thought to myself, if I wouldn't be called for interviews I would go in search of the companies my self and make an appearance. I was Wrong . I am not really conversant with Abuja very well, but i was determined to go in search of a job physically instead of gazing at my laptop all day long. I dressed in my best, looked very corporate even wore my corporate court shoes that i painfully bought from my alawee in the hope that when I get called for interview by Standard chartered bank or PWC , I would launch it. Anybody that met me on the way would think I am a business executive,on my way to seal a contract deal.

Started the long journey to town as I stay close to the airport. on getting there I started from Wuse zone 3, as I had earlier sourced from the internet the addresses of companies that had posted vacancies in Abuja. My plan was to go and submit my CV in person .Unfortunately for me I was even unable to locate the offices as, the Address given on the internet did not even correspond. mogbe moment was activated as I was lost, broke and on heels with no direction. I was being turned back at most of the offices, that was when I realized the gravity of being an unemployed person. At a point removed my shoes and changed to my sanders as i had packed them in my bag. Dejected and sad, I turned back home. And here I am at home again. Glued to my laptop and scanning for job again. It is indeed pathetic.

Lol. I like your spirit though but welcome to labour market dear. I pray may God favour you within the shortest period to secure your dream job but don't rely on getting job to relief your financial burden if you have capital to kick off a business.

codebrew85:
Pls reply my pm too. Thanks.

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There is so much hate in his words but somehow he is saying the truth. Just that from the point of view, he is a racist.

moshoodn:
Wristbangle, kindly assist with information.

Just received the mail invite.

OK. Send me a PM.