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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by ilo04(m): 7:16pm On Oct 26, 2015
Am expecting money from my uncle

I used dis for one yeye girl I dey date b4, Ialways tell her, I dey expect money from my uncle my next month, which is a lied.
When reach next month, I still try to post her, since den she neva ask me money.
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

sorry babe, bt i cant remember askin u if u hv read anytin. i mentioned u bcus of wat i saw nd wat i saw has led to me havin a question for u.
which is wat?
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by ilo04(m): 7:19pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.

You see why no guy expect you to care?
u wicked gan
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:19pm On Oct 26, 2015
Deefuray:

Lol. I have nothing to say
hmmm. u sure? like ntin of such has ever happened to u?

btw,.. am a better spyer than u. been spyin ur moniker nd dp for like months nw without u ever apprehending me. so dnt u tink i deserve a medal frm u? lolz

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by kakakoshina(m): 7:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
I learn to give not because i have much but because i know exactly how it feels to have none

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by ilo04(m): 7:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.

You see why no guy expect you to care?
u wicked gan grin
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by geebehn(m): 7:21pm On Oct 26, 2015
Just reading comments.....
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

hmm. ok if u say so. bt let me tel u wat i tink. those ladies(e.g you accordin to ur ealier comment) who says guys cant deceive them wit *mere words* are those who regretfully nd pitifully always find themselves in midst of guys who cant add two wack words together to form a romantic word which d guys cud use to mk a lady blush nd wen dat happens these said ladies ends up feeling dey cant be carried away wit words frm guys. so its nt bcus these ladies knws it all bt its simply bcus d guys around them aint romantic.

This is an advice for u. pray u dnt cum across a guy who reads d bible, nt bcus he wishes to b in heaven on d last day bt for d sake of picking words he terms romantic frm d bible nd uses on ladies. if u ever come across such a guy, i bet u wont knw wen u wud sell even ur dad's house nd car nd giv d proceed to d guy just bcus of *mere romantic words* he has used to build mountains, hills nd valleys in ur heart.

Funny guy!

'Mere romantic words ko'...I'm not 16 years old dude undecided

I'm not that dumb either...besides my papa no get property wey i fit sell sef embarassed
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2015
quiinnBee:

which is wat?
which is wat? which is what? which is what? *thinking*

ok let me say, its actually 2 cheap questions i hv for u nd a positive reply frm u for d first question wud determin if am gonna ask the 2nd. hope u re ok wit it?

question 1. is dat u on ur dp?
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by sparkleice(f): 7:26pm On Oct 26, 2015
[color=#770077][/color Permit me to add my own point,whn u ask a dude money if e doesn't ave instead of him to say he s nt avng,he will form sick.tellng u he s so sick dat he can gt off frm bed,he s going for injection.blah,blah,blah bt he wl see him on line.smh for sme guys
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Ozioma49(m): 7:27pm On Oct 26, 2015
End of discussion
quote author=quiinnBee post=39386502]
or maybe a guy can just save himself the stress of the above by simply telling her point blank he's broke.
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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Ozioma49(m): 7:30pm On Oct 26, 2015
Why would you want to ask a Guy for money in the first place undecided
sparkleice:
[color=#770077][/color Permit me to add my own point,whn u ask a dude money if e doesn't ave instead of him to say he s nt avng,he will form sick.tellng u he s so sick dat he can gt off frm bed,he s going for injection.blah,blah,blah bt he wl see him on line.smh for sme guys
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:31pm On Oct 26, 2015
CaroLyner:

my thoughts exactly.why cant he just come out clean instead of acting up
its d "acting up" dat kips most ladies engaged wit a broke dude...

nice dp though..new on NL?
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by blkmum700: 7:34pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

nobody expect u to care sweetie. even a near mad man wud totally bcums mad if he sees ur pic i just viewed nd saw in ur profile. sweetie pls bring down ur dp bfor nairaland.com crashes again, bt dis time bcus of ur ugliness.

You see why no guy expect you to care?

You be wicked guy,you don make her remove the pic.
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:35pm On Oct 26, 2015
ilo04:
u wicked gan grin
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 26, 2015
blkmum700:


You be wicked guy,you don make her remove the pic.
hahahahahaha. u sure say na she remove her pic on her own will or na seun advice her to remove d pic or better stil ban her pic so dat nairaland.com dosnt crashes again?

if seun dosent care for nairaland.com who will?

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:41pm On Oct 26, 2015
adeh39:


Funny guy!

'Mere romantic words ko'...I'm not 16 years old dude undecided

I'm not that dumb either...besides my papa no get property wey i fit sell sef embarassed
*mere romantic words* dnt really hv anytin to do wit age. even 60yrs nd abv mothers stil shiver nd smile when their husbands tells them *I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN AT OLD AGE WITH WHITE HAIRS ON OUR BOTH HEADS*
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by kinibigdeal(m): 7:44pm On Oct 26, 2015
Oh
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Deefuray(f): 7:46pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

hmmm. u sure? like ntin of such has ever happened to u?

btw,.. am a better spyer than u. been spyin ur moniker nd dp for like months nw without u ever apprehending me. so dnt u tink i deserve a medal frm u? lolz

Lol. Honestly, it has never happened to me before.
... And sure, you deserve a medal

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:

*mere romantic words* dnt really hv anytin to do wit age. even 60yrs nd abv mothers stil shiver nd smile when their husbands tells them *I STILL LOVE YOU EVEN AT OLD AGE WITH WHITE HAIRS ON OUR BOTH HEADS*

Abegi...go siddon jare undecided
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:49pm On Oct 26, 2015
I came across a female phone number on my phone.Tho I imported some contacts from my Android backup device,thus,some strange contact appeared on my phone contact.She was so curvy that I started a convo with her.We exchanged nude pix.Then she asked for a favor.A #2k recharge card.A girl whom I have not seen.When I asked for my own favor.She asked me what.I told her to come to my house for a chat,then I can give her the money. She said it was too early for that.I also told her it was too early to demand money from a guy she was getting to know.She quickly told me to get lost.Why do girls like asking for what they can't give?

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:50pm On Oct 26, 2015
i have heard you.... maybe later.
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by misspicy(f): 7:51pm On Oct 26, 2015
wristbangle well done o...incommunicado abi undecided

and am disappointed u follow that thing qatarplayboy qatarplaygoat/ex mystage call a human ugly like any of you can create an ant... undecided



btw nice thread,buh i have chased every broke guy faraway from me,they are parasites
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:54pm On Oct 26, 2015
i wud try to blive u. gone through ur posts(confession time) and wit wat i saw i wud be wrong if i say u do nt represent intelligence.
Deefuray:


Lol. Honestly, it has never happened to me before.
... And sure, you deserve a medal
lolz. oya where is my medal? copper, bronze, silver, gold or diamond medal i need not frm u bt a medal dat if am nt mistakin is worth more dan all d abv mentioned joined 2gether.
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Nobody: 7:57pm On Oct 26, 2015
adeh39:


Abegi...go siddon jare undecided
hahahahahaha. na stand i stand b4?

btw,. hw ur side, it has been long we had a chat until today. at a time i even thought u had deactivated.
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 8:00pm On Oct 26, 2015
misspicy:

wristbangle well done o...incommunicado abi undecided

and am disappointed u follow that thing qatarplayboy qatarplaygoat/ex mystage call a human ugly like any of you can create an ant... undecided




btw nice thread,buh i have chased every broke guy faraway from me,they are parasites

I sent a message to u but it's not delivering. Lol na the babe cause am na
Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by UnimkeAk(m): 8:01pm On Oct 26, 2015
wristbangle:
After reading this article, some ladies will say only stingy guys do this but the truth is that in a country like this, if you don't have money at least you should be smart because the standard of living is increasing everyday and the minimum wage remains the same.

However, many guys can't even boast of two square meal in a day let alone afford other basic needs.

As a result of this, guys employ various excuses to prevent ladies from asking money which shall be discussed below

1. They claim broke status

I used to do this as an economist. In economics, there's something we call Scale of Preference, which is applicable to all situation. So when a lady seeks for financial help from me knowing that my well being remains my top priority, I will simply tell her I am broke.

2. They form busy schedule

This format will perfectly suit someone like lalasticlala who spends up to 18 hours online. When a lady asks money from him, he will always complain of being busy and that he can't go to the bank.

3. They explain their financial burden to ladies

Immediately a lady demands money from some guys, this is when they will start complaining about their school fees, departmental fees, house rents, etc. This of course will ring a bell to her that shishi, you no go see for my hand cheesy

4. Falsification of robbery attack

This is a hilarious and blunt way smart guys adopt to dismiss a lady seeking for financial assistance by claiming they were robbed perhaps when returning from work or in his house at midnight.

5. They dress like a struggled person

Since they know that ladies are fascinated by what they see, smart guys atimes go on tattered outfit just to discourage ladies from seeking financial assistance.

6. They claim network failure

Often times I have experience this situation from smart guys who use this as an excuse to discourage ladies abruptly. Immediately a lady request for money on the phone, it is when they start accusing MTN of poor network coverage and may eventually switch off their phone or swap the sim card to another line.

7. They clarify their location to be at a remote or troubled region

A friend told me of how he friendzoned and relegated a lady pestering him for financial help by claiming he was at the northern part of Nigeria where terrorist attack is prevalent. He said since then the lady has not called him.

8. They become gold digger

As funny as it sounds, some guys will even gold-dig girl. They always complain of no money in their pocket to the extent that the lady that need financial assistance from them will be the one giving them money.


As Tosyne said earlier ; If you tell a 9ja babe that you broke; she'll just run away; yu just gotta give them hope
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Me I tell them I just payed brother fees and that of all my cousins
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Or im working on my imaginary projects
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raining season no clients
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Buhari has refused to appoint ministers

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Haywhymido(m): 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
Guys are getting wiser nowadays, dose days, sum of dem their mumu attitude is annoying

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wristbangle: 8:02pm On Oct 26, 2015
Love Machine:
I came across a female phone number on my phone.Tho I imported some contacts from my Android backup device,thus,some strange contact appeared on my phone contact.She was so curvy that I started a convo with her.We exchanged nude pix.Then she asked for a favor.A #2k recharge card.A girl whom I have not seen.When I asked for my own favor.She asked me what.I told her to come to my house for a chat,then I can give her the money. She said it's too early for that.I also told her it was too early to for her to demand money from a guy she is getting to know.She quickly told me to get lost.Why do girls like asking for what they can't give?

My guy, you are very smart. Respect is reciprocal. She is quick to request for recharge card but doesn't want to keep her end of bargain. Yeye!

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Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by Deefuray(f): 8:03pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
i wud try to blive u. gone through ur posts(confession time) and wit wat i saw i wud be wrong if i say u do nt represent intelligence.

lolz. oya where is my medal? copper, bronze, silver, gold or diamond medal i need not frm u bt a medal dat if am nt mistakin is worth more dan all d abv mentioned joined 2gether.
Hmmm. Thanks
How do give you your medal #thinking?

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