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tosyne2much:
God's know I will be present on a thread like this

*Clears throat*

September 18, 2007 was the day Ngozi rang me up, I picked her call and she told me she was missing me. I was so surprised that why would a lady who had been playing chess with my life suddenly spring this surprise. Well, it happens sha. I kept my cool

In the course of our conversation she told me she was so bored and need someone to take her out. As a broke dude, I suggested we went to Silverbird gallery to have a nice time. But I had no money to spend. How I wan do am? Shey no be say na plate I go wash last at Siverbird gallery. Those were the things running through my mind

After so many thoughts, I remember my dad just gave my school fee to me yesterday. Hmmmm !!! I smiled and waved to God for answering my prayer


I dashed to bathroom, bathed myself and wore on of my special attires. After that I almost emptied a can of perfume that I just bought. I dashed out and waved to an okada man. (Okada abeg carry me go Oceanic bank)


I dey come

misspicy:
Awon male gold diggers oshi...,them no get money buh them wan chim chum chi

Hannysmilez:
This is crazy,funny and interesting. The OP really spent his time and data on this?!?

MeezPat:
Kwara...which kind life....I can't come and turn alhaja

StrawberryCream:
5.1 what a joke , Extremely short guy. Infact guys who are below 6 foot are waste of time .

misspicy:
Sorry op go for someone who can date you,no be by force,i cant date a short guy too,even if he is dangote

#yimu

Modified....

To all the m_rons who decided to close their eyes on the sarcasm of this post but open.their dirty eyes and still misunderstand dis post....more orijin to your stomachs o....and to the ones who wants to die on my post,please feel free....


O1emek...am sorry if u also misconstruted my post,buh am sure u saw the.#yimu part,incase u dnt understand #yimu means its a lie,or a joke....i was implying that wat i typed is a joke,....mr man u did not create yourself and you dnt need to be rich to.get a reasonable girl to marry,just be happy and confident in.yourself...shallom

Mhizkel:
This write-up is based on my observations so far. And it is centralised on the false beliefs people (not all) have towards light-skinned females.
Below are some of the misconceptions:

1. Bleaching: This tops the list because light-skinned ladies are mostly tagged with the word ''Bleaching'' I know some of our ladies aren't naturally fair, and there are ways one could identify them. The knuckles and knee are good examples. In as much as we have high rate of bleachers, there are still the ones with the natural fair complexion. Every complexion is beautiful be it light, dark or chocolate. Maintainance is all that matters.

2. Mermaid: This sounds funny, but true. Some people have the belief that light-skinned females are from the marine world. Maybe this belief is derived from our Nollywood movies, whereby a light-skinned lady is allowed to play the character of a mermaid, while the dark-skinned one is given the role of a witch. If you're light-skinned and no one ever accused you of being a mermaid, then you've never been to Nigeria.

3. Flirts: A grown up lady is bound to come across admirers/suitors, but in this case, some people believe light-skinned ladies are flirts because of their flashy look and tend to have more admirers. Also, they believe these ladies would surely accept the proposal of atleast 5 out of 10% of their admires, thereby making them a flirt.

4. Materialistic Nature: Some men believe light-skinned ladies are materialistic in nature. A friend once told me he can't date a light-skinned lady because he is not capable of taking care of her needs. Some get scared of approaching one for the fear of their pocket being drained. The fact is, any lady could be materialistic irrespective of her skin complexion.

Lastly, many people believe being light-skinned gives one an edge in a place of work or gathering. There is a little atom of truth in this, but not in all situations. What edge does a light-skinned female has when she is rude, arrogant and disrespectful? Edge has got to do with one personality, not complexion.


NB: Light-skinned women deserves some respect. Not everyone would be born with a dark skin. In as much as black is beautiful, light-skinned is also beautiful.
And ladies, be comfortable with your skin complexion and save yourselves the disgrace of black patches.

prettythicksme:
See op handwork

prettythicksme:
Tosyne2much&wristbangle

NMDb:
U can't download using Mobile UC Browser, but u can with PC UC Browser

redgem:
Someone wants my mouth..... Will just ignore

Mhizkel:
EWhy would any sensible lady wanna fake herself to appear decent?
Who cares what a guy thinks of her? There are many other important things to think of. Wristbangle

vizkiz:
[b]allthose mumu girls always typing "I don't reply mails" na them dey furck pass. One dey ontop my bed now sef. Oops, ok, scratch that

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Sheila used all these shiit on me then especially this evil statement baby, I am God fearing now, come on sex is not food joor
Even upon all the advices my padi gave me, I couldn't do anything oh, sheila really purnished me ehn...

The day I bought her a gotv decorder, she just gave me a peck on my lips mehn,her lips soft die! It had this chocolate flavour and I could feel the movement of her spirit on mine. I was imagining how sweet the real thing is gonna be and I said to myself "vizkiz, you are getting there gradually" geez! I was so happy! (mtchewww....ode buruku )

The day her charms startted clearing off my mumu face was when she came to my house and said I should help her copy her pictures on my laptop because she wanna fomart her memory card. I did that but forgot to delete the pictures. When I check some recent pictures, chai...you need to see what I saw!

Sheila was taking a selfie with an huge diick in her mouth. I couldn't stop crying that night, not because I have been scammed, but because of the size of the diick. It looks like 3 times my own

I decided to take a bold step and be a man! I said to myself, this is it! No more scamming!!! you really need to see what I did to sheila when next she came over.

Wanna know? Watch out for episode 3 next week on Me and sheila [/b]

Jollyjoy:
noo be everybody dey bleach jare

Kachisbarbie:
homeboys dey believe am regularly. You will wonder if the girl is 'alase',all na packaging.

Kachisbarbie:
Cooking is my hobby, I even prefer to cook with firewood.

^^^ Believe this, and you can believe anything.

falconey:
NO.5 I don't ask for money.


But they'll ask you to send credit,buy necklace,wristwatch(wristbangle rather) and wears, abeg no be money I go use buy them?


NO.7 I don't double date.
The last girl who said that to me I still banged her.