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greggng:
No amount of wisdom will make men escape women spell. It started from the days of adam and eve. Men re mumu. That's why whenever they kisses ur ears you will start promising them heaven on earth

I will never be a mumu IJN. Abeg park well jare

Tosyne2much, to read this OP hand out too much. How person wan take cram all these points.. Abi wetin u think?

tosyne2much:
When on a date, he doesnt drink pure water while the lady is busy devouring fried rice and chicken

Last month na so i carry one nairalander babe comot with the hope dat she would demand for N150 doughnut and a bottle of coke, unknowing to me that i was wrong. Make i no lie, na N300 dey my pocket that day. Na so we chill for one eatery wey dey area begin gist about how Ishilove dey alwz knack us ban at any slight provocation.

At first, she told me she wasnt hungry and i smiled like Seun Osewa when Ireneony proposed to him. Few mins later, dis grl waved to d waiter and ordered for fried rice & chicken, at dat instance, confusion was printed all ova my face just like someone whose original Bsc certificate was blown into d gutter

I had to ring my friend up for financial assistance, make the girl no go open thread for me after our dismissal


He knows how to satisfy a lady in bed, and doesnt necessarily have to kill himself using styles such as reverse cowgirl, scissors kick style, doggy and the likes.

U don dey turn baba sala small small

sonofananimal:
this your story, one can interpret it 2 ways


First! Where are you going to see that kind of a man
Paradventure you find that kind of a man (teddy bear) did you think he too will just accept anyhow WOMAN or WOMAN WHO don't possess thesame 14 character you mention?


Second: were did you get that ideal that I derive JOY in degrading or ridiculing a lady

Lwkmd. This guy na confirm clown naturally. I just gbadun u bros.

Guys whey e dey do these 14 pts for him galfriend don turn maga for life

Jollyjoy:
gold digger alert!!

You see! Just a test, u failed .

Abeg comot for my line jawe

redgem:
Just saying there's nothing bad and not saying you should do it...

I can cut your hair

Okies..

AfroKnight:
This is going to be interesting.

I've seen some funny ones too like: Boiledcorn and Friedplantain, Sweetgala, Buygala, Lolaabokoku

Another one is "wristbangle". Where else would you wear bangles? Your ankle?

See ur big head

What about goatandyamtheory, egusisoup, rottentomato, etc.

Jollyjoy:
investing?lollllllll pls am worth investing on ooo,a thousand dollar for a start

Then you must prove it first to me. . Can u pay for our date at oriental, lekki?

redgem:
There's nothing wrong with loosing my hair every month....

Funny enough, I don't have that time. .

What is the purpose of hair dresser then?

How many ladies can cut their guys hair with clipper?

misspicy:
I know you are lying jor....if i show u true love ehn,u will do more than that..

Show me first, then we will discuss about things we can do for ourselves.

redgem:
Ok.....

Yes na. Though once in a while I can loose ur hair (maybe once in 6mths ) but every month, hehehehe

misspicy:
What

Am breaking up right now,so u cnt loose hair,u cant wash undies,how else do u wanna show u love me





Buh i blv guys pretend,i once had a guy dat forms macho outside buh he does all dis tyns for me,even his friends will never blv it.

Darling, I can do such for u when we get married but for now nope

That Your bf try gahn oo

redgem:
Story... If a lady don't do such, the male folks call her names

I won't call her names. I will tell her to turn deaf ears to people's gossip.

adeh39:
Okay!

Lol. See an example of monosyllabic response. See how u nutmeg the guy for one corner. It's not fair oo . Chai ladies!

redgem:
But a lady can wash a man's undies before tying the knot right?

I won't allow her to wash my undies. Make she wash her own, make I wash my poo poo boxer

redgem:
He understands that beauty is evanescent and He falls in love with you because of your personality, intelligence, humor and the way you make him feel.

He takes responsibility for his mistakes cos he isn't perfect and is bound to make mistakes, he accepts his faults, makes an apology and means it. He doesn't shift blames or try to defend his mistakes.

He is confident, ambitious, passionate for other things besides his relationship and doesn't let the relationship define him.

He is honest and trustworthy, he values truth and lives by it. He always chooses to be honest no matter what the situation may be.

He is always ready to provide financial support and doesn't see you as a gold digger, he sees you as special and takes much pride in the way he treats you . Cutehector

He is hardworking and always strive to be the best in all he does.

He is willing to fight and wait for the woman he desires cos he knows nothing good comes easy..

He stands up for himself and defends his relationship even when he is among his family and peers, he speaks up and stands his ground in defence of his relationship with you.

He knows the value of his woman and never hesitates to appreciate her.

He is always ready to satisfy her sexually, he can risk his life just to give her the pleasure she desires tosyne2much

He doesn't use past relationship failures as an excuse to why he doesn't want to commit to a woman.

He doesn't see sleeping with women as fun and a game, he commits to a relationship.

He doesn't derive joy in degrading or ridiculing a lady.

He doesn't care what people say or think about him and finds nothing wrong in washing his woman's undies and loosing her hair. Wristbangle

Everything is wrong about washing a lady's undies except if they are married and then that must be done once in a while.

Abeg I cannot wash a lady's undies when we have not tie the knot. I be her slave ni

SirLegal:
You won't believe me if I told you mine. But I came here just to read comments.

Please tell us bro

sonofananimal:
true talk, not one will always be on the receiving side, that relationship will look like a charity foundation and before you know it! One may get tired of it

Lol @ charity foundation. That is what some ladies want. Seeing relationship as a relief to their financial woes.

sonofananimal:
depending on how you invest in it.

If you invest the wrong way, you won't have any profit in return

Exactly bro. One must look before he leaps. Some ladies don't worth investing on.

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking Their Lives During Love Making

Many lives&souls have been lost during love making

Last week, a lady visited me & during love making, she instructed me to do a style other dan missionary style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once dat i wouldnt risk my life for two minutes pleasure, cos i no want make Lalasticlala push my story enta nairaland FP


10. Giving Preferential Treatment To Ladies


Weeks back, a lady broke my heart during exam period & i was so depressed dat i couldnt even spell "BOY" correctly

During psychology exam, I was emotionally depressed that i was abt to submit my blank answer booklet wen i sighted a friend of mine seated behind me. Immediately, i smiled like somebody who just collected his original Bsc certificate.

Na so dis no even look my face, dey teach one babe wey him no fit ever see him bra.

How did I miss this point.

bqlekan:
If you ask me bro, I don't see anything wrong in investing in your relationship (if you have a good one going for you)... I keep asking peeps. How can you love and hold on to what you don't invest in?

Reasonably tho.

You are right brother but then it has to be a reciprocal thing not someone always on the giving side while the other always at the receiving side. Afterall there is love in sharing.

redgem:
I even made a mistake..... It wasn't meant to be bae but babes.... Oya tell me something

Love nwan titin. Tosyne2much oya tell her something

Otibho80:
yes,but guys are now sensible o. They only give ladies money with d hope of getting something in return and its very annoying

Lol annoying ke! Nobody wants to be a useless father xmas again

sonofananimal:
GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN sonofananimal WAS VERY FOOLISH TO THE CORE!! ALWAYS THINKING OF THAT FOOLISH GIRL NEEDS, NOT KNOWING I WAS psychologically KIILING MYSELF BECAUSE OF HER

BUT NOW: WHO ARE THOSE THAT SHOULD ASK ME FOR MONEY TO DO HER HAIR AND SEE IF THAT HAIR won't GROW MANGO LEAF! AND neither ARE THOSE WHO OPEN THE LOWER BASE OF THEIR MOUTH AND SAID “LET US GO TO A RESTAURANT” AND SEE IF HER BELLE WON'T BE FILL WITH THE DIRT OF THE SOIL

BEWISE!! MEN OF NOWADAYS, THOSE WOMEN ARE THE daughterS OF EVILS PARADING LIKE SHEEP LOOKING FOR THOSE TO SUCK. I SAID UNTO YOU! WATCH OUT FOR THEIR SIGNS!!

Lwkmd

Otibho80:
yes,especially number 3

Lol otibho80. This things really does happen. But come oh! U want make ur man do point3 for u?

Otibho80:
1,3 and 7 are not bad o

Really??

adeh39:
I believe in God

God no be mumu

adeh39:
I'm still waiting patiently for the guy that will do all these for me

Nice one op

U go wait tire...

tosyne2much:
Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sins which are fornication, masturbation and mojo watching ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not erect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

Lwkmdh

Ojigbi jigbi

rawpadgin:
never in a long time have i seen a guy that's this stvpid

We still have them around.

redgem:
Which one is sako?

Sakara