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Well OP. Beach, conversation centre @ chevron is a welcome idea. Afterall you won't spend much.

Whenever I see story like this, it tells me that you can find your true love anywhere as long as the people involved are determined, focus and work things out against all odds.

Up Newcastle!!!

Goal!!!

Rooney is ineffective in the attack build up. Should be removed ASAP.

@ kingtom, messi don get injury oo

Baba God pls help us claim 1st oo.

KingTom:
I sympathise with macelliot AKA badluckliot


https://www.nairaland.com/2594575/official-hereby-decamp-chelsea-fc

Baba. Thanks for this link. All chelsea fans in the house. This moniker don't deserve to port back to chelsea.

khattab02:
hehehehe.......




Bros u funny ooooo........







Barca da Sallah!!!!

Bros mi, na so oo

KingTom:
Omo boys go comit suicide o

Am telling u oo. Bet don spoil today

Reporting from Nairaland Satellite TV

......2days ago, Celta Vigo wished everybody "barca" da sallah.

Today, Tottenham Hotspur Wishes "Men in City" happy weekend.

>>> In another news (a recap), Barca and Mancity were defeated to away teams for(4) one (1) reason

mukina2:
look am

https://i.imgur.com//S4zCs.gif

Hahahaha. Confirm!

wristbangle:
2days ago, Celta Vigo wished everybody "barca" da sallah.

Today, Tottenham Hotspur Wishes "Men in City" happy weekend.

Cc: kingtom, juliannn, ronald4lif

Barca and Man city were destroyed to away teams for(4) one(1) reason

mukina2:
GOAAAL

4

Bros, whey that pix whey that small geh dey dance sekem sekem.. whey that bodyguard dey look her like baboon

2days ago, Celta Vigo wished everybody "barca" da sallah.

Today, Tottenham Hotspur Wishes "Men in City" happy weekend.

MissSlimbody:
[s]I just love igbo men. They don't see helping their wives a big deal.
[/s]
There's one on my street too. The husband does all the hard-work, and the wife just sell to customers.

[s]If yoruba man try that one, him family go say him wife done turn their pikin to mumu.
Some yoruba men do it sha, but its very rare.

Before tribal warlords start qouting me. [/s]

[s]#Omoyorubanimi...Onye ofe nmanu to the bone.[/s]

The bolded is the only reasonable point u stated while others are trash.

Come to idumota, balogun and yaba market in Lagos. You will see yoruba men (young guys and boys) frying akara, cooking meals, etc to make send meet. This is more reason u igbos can never rule because of your senseless pride.

For the man supporting his family, May God bless his hustle likewise other men doing the same.

buygala:
Kachisbarbie



I have a thing for pregnant married women

So born boy don dey that woman belle?

Aunty kachis, congrats oo. E go be fine bobo or sisi oo

tosyne2much:
You try to coarse a lady into sex, you are being tagged a person who's only in for sex



You practice celibacy, they still go at your back bleeping
somebody else


Ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them

Nice one bro

aprilaries:
This is a serious issue. I have a gf who also claims she is a virgin:she no gree me enter D place saying she wan wait till wedding night. Na only kissing and small smooching she dey gree me. She once asked hope I wont go outside to look for sex since she is not giving me and if I can wait till wedding night:my reply was 'I m not sure`instantly she said' Jesus Wat is dis 'if u no make moves:it's a problem. If u do:they say u are just after sex. Apart from D sex thing she is not giving me,we r of different faith:she is a xtain and I'm a Muslim :we v settled D issue dat I l allow her practice her religion only for her to raise D issue again. I'm confused. advice pls. Thanks

Bros, u guys will always have issue becos there are 2 big differences in your lives (religion and sex). Relationship is not a do or die affair. Look for a partner whom both of u are compatible.

x6blade:
This story brings anger to me. It's similar to my story I disvirgined my girlfriend but after some months I had to travel out of the country after 2 months this girl slept with another guy I was very suspicious and I questioned her which she confessed to. I broke up with her faster than the speed of light it took her 3 months of begging to get me back. But ever since then I don't see her the same way , and I always have this thought that there's always a guy in the corner. I know I wouldn't stay long in the relationship as I feel nothing.

Bros, hehehe abeg the way u broke up with her before like speed of light, kindly do it now ASAP. Stop wasting her time.

Expecting to see it in market ASAP. All these Oyinbo just dey chop our money. Which time naija too go do something whey whites too go look like dele to buy am

NgeneUkwenu and tonyebarcanista suppose to play e fight on politics.

Two extreme but intelligent beings opposing each other on daily basis like tom an jerry

NgeneUKwenu, this ur post too funny.

MrsPhyno:
1. Owo, kudi, ego. If she's not stinkingly rich , she will at least be financially stable. /walks away singing owo ni koko/

2. She no only make brain, she get brain! To be a doctor, you pretty much HAVE to be smart. I mean who's gonna let a dullard prescribe drugs or deliver their baby or cut them open??!! So a female doctor will most definitely be a brainiac. A wise man would want a wife like this to pass down excellent genes to his children.

3. She no dey fear.... Well at least not bodily issues. She's seen almost every nasty thing one can see about the human body. So that ur nasty boil won't make her vomit

4. She work past pack mule Medicine no send whether you be female, pregnant, delicate, sensitive, etc. If you're a doctor you must work hard, stay up all night, do long hours, think on your feet. So a female doctor can never be lazy and must be diligent. Being hardworking is a great trait for a wife.

5. Their mouth sweet pass lacasera This isn't well known, but female doctors are excellent talkers. They can go from talking dirty to discussing the flaws in Buhari's new government. They can handle most topics because they have a lot of exposure. This kind of wife is fun because you guys will always enjoy gisting.

6. They can keep you (and your kids) safe They know which medicine to take, what is the sign of so-and-so infection, they know which animal is poisonous, in fact they can even save your life with CPR! How many men's wives can do that?!

7. They appreciate life I mean, We all do. But the female doctor has a unique perspective. As a female, she probably brought a life or two into the world (gave birth to her own kids). As a doctor, she probably witnessed a number of deaths. So she gets this amazing perspective on life that few have and that enables her to treasure her family that much more.

8. She no dey nag I know I know. It sounds too good to be true. But how, after working so hard, taking care of you and the kids; she wan come find time to dey nag about nonsense. She won't even have energy.

9. They fine dieee This one maybe a bit of hyping sha But truly truly. I've never met an ugly female doctor before. They are always either beautiful or at least okay. Besides with their intelligence and white coats, they always seem to have some sex appeal even if they're not thaaat pretty.

10. Sex They sabi anatomy wellaaaaar. Need I say more

Source: Me, a future doctor

cc: lalasticlala and gurgle cause I find her posts interesting. Hope u don't mind.

Are u a doctor?

Damalex4luv:
Hmmm you said lagos is no man's land, pls i'll need you to check your map very well and locate on it which region lagos is located. Have said it several times that most igbos are hypocrites and biased in every of there view and that's why till eternity will never have the chance to rule this country. So many times I wondered how this mediocre people would have made it in life if not because so many of them come to lagos. They claim they own properties in lagos with which money if not the drug money that they made through fraudulent act. Until you people change your perceptions on your reasoning you'll forever remain backward and keeps running to lagos before you can make it, and if you people continue to be an ingrate we won't send you back to your underdeveloped state but rather throw you all into the lagoon.

LMAO

Ilekeh:
joker

Carry Lagos state in your ghana must go once you actualize Biafra.

Just 70%? Last year it was 90%. How manage?

I wonder oo. Year before that, they said 95% of Lagos Population were igbo

Stolen:
SW have never given Niigbo any appointment. Lagos is not SW.


Lagos is no mans land. Igbos make up 50% of Lagos Population and own 70% of landed property


Igbos should be the Vice Governor now in Lagos and produce Lagos State Gove by 2023.

If Igbos appoint SW people in their cabinet, then Lagos will grant your silly request.

Meanwhile if you say Lagos is no man's land, then do the needful to claim it is Igbos land na. Check your map and please tell me if lagos is located at no man's land. The slogan ''No man's land" means "Home for all". Get that into your stinking skull.

It seems you don't understand the meaning of 6 geopolitical zones in Nigeria and I don't think you know that lagos is located @ SW region (purely Yorubaland).

Carry your tribalism comment go lagoon abeg

Jollyjoy:
Will that change the fact that buhari is yet to fulfill his promise of curbing bokoharam in 100days?;(;(;(

This orobo girl mouth too dey spill shit sha

Nice one op

Aminat508:
waytin I do nah, sebi I don send u meat?

Liar

tosyne2much:
I just dey my lane broda mi


How Ileya tins ?

Ileya dey oo just that omotayor123 and aminat508 are stingy ladies

Precious91:
Na this kind thread we go see Tosyne2much,Kingtom,Falconey and wristbangle.Just wait and see.

Where her pix?

tosyne2much:
Broda Wristbangle

Bros mi. How u dey?

Another male imposter