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Lalasticlala, how far on top this thread?

Cool. Make Tuesday quickly come

We are till waiting sha. Tuesday don come

Okay.

immortalvoices:
And then fall in love with the wrong guy just because he has got few Benjamins to spare


And when the guy dump (ed) her she will come out as a baby mama and lie to the world that I'm cool with it


I JUST WANT TO BE A SINGLE MOTHER....

*in olamide's voice * story for the gods

LOL. Funny dude

uche92:
As a certified fine boy I have had ladi Es ask to do some of these for me. For where I no send dem

LOL

icedbeatz:
[q] I can do number 1 depending on the situation like if she's cooking for me and can't leave the kitchen and asks me to help her and buy something that's needed for the cooking why not? #7 depends on the situation but others? Hell No NO NO

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#7 regularly?!?!?!!!!! I be hair stylist?! na Wetin I come do for this world?!?!?!?!!! hellllllll no

If during marriage she is so busy with house chores, etc, you can step in to help which is in line with what you said. I agree with u. Lol @ your view on point 7

LOL OP this your write up too harsh oo. No matter what, we will still marry our Nigerian babes. We are the good, bad and ugly ones. Who you choose is up to u.

Republlican:
A single word to describe her


A true patriot

Well said

PhweshyJ:
Her what? Hope it's not what I'm thinking?

Lol what do u expect?

iAmCharis:
At this time and age? Iffa hear

Lol

iAmCharis:
Hian! Was your mouth tied when she was ordering heaven and earth?

And you said she left you there. For real?

Women have a way of cunning guys nah

400billionman:
Today, ladies suppress Love. When they notice they are falling for you and you are not spending like Dangote, they will just switch off like NEPA

Lmao @ "switch off like NEPA"

bqlekan:
I don't even know the moniker.. dunno what people gain in trolling or should I say stupidity

Pure stupidity my broda

ronald4lif:
Any lady who gulp such expenses on a dinner date lacks morals and self-respect. She's only good for shag and nothing else. Just satisfy your sexual desire and 'red card' her.

Well said. Game over sire

Mrphilia:
Story Story
Once upon a time, I took a lady out on a date and she drained my pocket.
That's is the end of my story.
Moral lesson: A draining can only occur if there is an agreement between the drainer and the drainee.
#Mrphilia

Drainer and drainee

bqlekan:
where you wan run reach... I go catch you now..

dat nneka there is not nneka123 o.. according to TSOM.. he said he is Zed6ex or something

Na waoo. This guy just dey take different form sha

Bukky. I no like that name

eph12:
Happen to me? How? Why would i want to show off to a lady? What is in it for me? Sorry bro no time for that o.

Okay bro.

bqlekan:
oga, oya cooperate before I hypnotize you

Picking race like Usain bolt!!

Meanwhile who sees what I am seeing below!

Welcome back Nneka88

ronald4lif:
You see, that's it. The 30k range was exaggerated but still hardly will a lady exhaust such amount on one date. So if at the end of the day the guy plays his card well, he might hit 'landmines' and eventually discard her if he feels he can't continue with the affair.

Excuse bro for such fees, most hungry ladies will willingly let the guy achieve the land mines and won't want him to go meanwhile she has just been relegated from the guy's league.

400billionman:
Most ladies are SCAMMERS.

I told one in my area that i will buy her phone, since then she has been visiting. But refuses to enter inside the house. Still dey watch her. Smh.

The only time i couldnt pay was when i took my Ex outing, instead of ordering Nkwobi, i mistakingly ordered Goat head takeaway. When the bill came i was stranded. I promised to balance them the following day and the outlet owner was there and set me free..

Lmao. Like what falconey said, never order for something that is outrageous because she will use that opportunity to run you dry.

I am expecting pat utomi and femi falana to make that list.

pinceprinz:
I learnt never to have in my pocket more than I can afford to lose having fun . Its a crazy scene when you'd spent more than you imagine

As for the babe, their's a style of coming all out so she'd know how much would go on the time out for her to keep herself in check


Let's say I vaccinate myself against disappointments. Diagnose this regimen to all

Hehehe. How do u achieve this bro?

tosyne2much:
this yeye fone wey i dey use no fit complete the story

The yeye phone no fit type pass 1000 characters

O ooo God!

Why na?

bqlekan:
abeg describe your home address, bank details, movement details and security details ;F

Hahahaha. Omo see this grubbing man oo. Address ko? Email ni

ronald4lif:
Well, that's it sha. Can a lady consume more than 30k meals at a seating? I strongly doubt. In any case we end up catnapping beneath the sheet after the date I don't think I'll complain, really. It'd be worth the quid.

Bro, I don't think that's possible. 30k meal.. like seriously, is she a glutton? But it is possible to order such meals as take away package for her friends and family which only zombie guys can foot the bills.

falconey:
I'd ask what she want to take and I order it.............. Since you are the guy the attendant will always ask you.


You don't allow her make the order, that's when they order half of the restaurant's menu.

Or

If its a restaurant you walk to the stand and order. Its simple order first and make sure its a simple thing like 300-500 item. Trust me she won't want to order 10k stuff when you just asked of a thing of 300naira. But if you order appetisers costing 2k to 3k bros forget you don open door for HELL!

Mmm. I dey learn. Nice one brother. Thanks

Aminat508:
How much do you have in yr bank account?

Trillions of pounds

tosyne2much:
Una don thief my write-up again

Lalasticlala i dedicate this thread to you

Bros, e tire me as all these people dey chop o
ur write up

Aminat508:
which kind yeye date

Am I not up to the task?

ronald4lif:
Not really. I've had a date where the lady would usually order for take away packs running to a few thousands for her siblings and not certain if that should count as maga-ed lol.

I think it's about buckling up when out on a new date when you're not sure the type of person the lady is, if she's a glutton or someone with self-respect. That way there won't be any amount of refreshment bills one can't offset.

Traditionally, dinner bills are often frugal and aren't something I feel solicitude about. I can only be bothered when/if she's ungenerous in regards to performing her coital responsibility.

Lovely response brother. Trust me I learn something from what you said. U remind me of a lady.... hmmm