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elantraceey:
Lol , nothing much o just that love can shark some guys sha so it's the love that controls them not the girls .

Lol. Love and konji included. All na lady package na

firstEVA:
please that weed you are smoking, what's the name? I need to start a campaign against it seriously.

Lmao.

Lalasticlala how far na?

tosyne2much:
Oyah let's talk behind the walls

No mind redgem. Her sako Tew much

misspicy:
Am actually not interested,because i gat wristbangle on my mind...

He even proposed

Love u bae

redgem:
Watching you in 3D

Lol what has he done?

Rapmoney:
My guy, na the liberation give me sense na!

E good like that bro

ADULTBASE:
La no reach FP LA DEACTIVATE NAIRALAND
A GIRL THAT WILL CONTROL ME GO TRY COS ME TOO I NO BE GENTLEMAN AT ALL OOO
if the girl get juju,me too i get witchcraft

Baba, ur own na teeth for tart . Kilode!

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking their lives during love making

Many lives have been lost and many destiny have been buried during love making

Last week, a lady visited me and during love making, she instructed me to do a style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once that that will be the last thing i will ever do, cos i dont want my story to be like those who end up losing their lives when trying o satisfy ladies on the bed


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Hahahahaha. Omo this is hilarious ooo. Lmao. Kilode!

henribj:
am still waiting on that girl that will make me wash her undies
but wait o... if i use a washing machine to wash the undies, is it still seen as she having influence over me? after all i no use hand wash am, i just throw am put inside the washing machine

Baba, washing machine is different from using hands all through.

Cutehector:
Spending ur last cash just to please her... Like if u say no, she may stop liking u or smth...




Dats bullshitt... Most ladies make dis mistake of askn dr guys for money at the time they do not have it... And also askin for it like he should provied imediately.. If u need smth frm ur boyfrnd, its advisable to ask it few days befor u really need it... So he"l plan for it..

Bros, some guy no dey hear word.

elantraceey:

Babe, what do u have to say?

Jollyjoy:
Even ready to deny their mum for you but on a serious note......






I dont do stvpid guys,those things are mostly exhibited by stvpid and dumb guys,especially those broke mofos that wouldnt stop at anything to keep their g.f..

Lol. Are u saying only broke guys exhibit the aforementioned list?

Rapmoney:
Wristbangle, you dor start again o! . Your list funny sha!!! . I met my first girlfriend in the university through the help I rendered her...(May 5th, 2003). I helped her carry a 20 litre gerrycan of water from Campus Road to Girls Hostel while she walked elegantly behind me!!! . She was very loving and caring though . Anyway, God bless the day I made a vow never to be a mugu in my life!

Hahaha. Guy u don mumu before but thank God for your liberation.

Meanwhile where are the ladies?? Redgem, adeh39, mhizkel, misspicy, etc

XavierBlue:
some guys won't take this kindly with you Mr wristbangle.
And how about a counter thread?



XavierBlue

I don't mind sir. Go ahead

Hahahahahahahaha Lwkmdh. Even me whey I write this article know no say e funny like that.

I see u rapmoney oo

I respect your view op. Excellent write up

hoobs:
I wanted to celebrate my 1st year on Nairaland land by appreciating some of the people that have had a lot of impact in my life since joing Nairaland since lastyr
But unfortunately,I got into an e-war and I was banned,when the ban was lifted I kinda forgot to appreciate some ppl here as I wanted to
Since I joined Nairaland I have been more exposed and it has had a lot of impact in my life both positively and negatively(dou I enjoy the negative part!!!!).Reading topics and comments from these set of ppl have increased my knowledge about romance,sex,politics etc!(Dou I wasn't a Novice shaaa,bt I still learnt a lot
So a big shout out 2(I myt not get the correct spelling of the actual moniker)
1)The 10/10 guy Tosey2much
2)Wristbangle
3)Iamlegend1
4)Sonofanimal
5)Aragwu
6) Ronald4if
7)Truckpusher
and the Boss of the politics section Tonyebancarnista(Respect!!!!)
9)how can I forget naijaboi?
10)Halfrica....your tips about d alum stuff was super,I avnt heard that before

I appreciate u boss

I doff my hat for u OP. I hereby declare FP for this piece of genius.

MadCow1:
I like to hear that..


The lackadaisical attitude of civil servants to their work is part of the major issues facing the Nation.

The same people who treat government work like it's shiit would get employed in the Private sector and be diligent to their jobs.

If this attitude persists, fire them all and recruit young and hungry graduates to replace them.

Infact, the government should put in place an automated clock - in and clock - out device that requires fingerprinting to clock in and out for all government agencies.

I remember visiting a government office where by 10 am, some workers were still not at their desk. The one I served in as a corper, my boss comes to work by 11 and leaves by 3.




<sub>In other news.. It feels good to be First to comment again after 6 years of bad luck. I want to thank My Pastor who after our 60 days fasting and prayer Crusade prophesied and said this week we shall be embarrassed with devine blessing and be promoted to the top and it has started manifesting. Praise the Lord. .


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I also want to thank all my followers who are now plentier than the disciples of Jesus for not betraying me like Judas and selling me for 20 pieces of Akara. I pray that the Lord who has done it for me shall also do it for you in Jesus Name... Receive it..

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To all this enemies of my progress that will quote me just to bad belle my FTC position and call me names like mad cow and things;

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Thanks..

MadCow

Werey

Another yaba patient on loose

pleiades45:
bro, you are deviating from the topic. the topic does not say rich women who marry rich men whom they are richer than - the topic says rich women who marry men who are not so rich. please learn to stay on topic.

this is sukkott. spambot ate my other ID

I am only responding to your question young man.

Kachisbarbie:
e good as you ask am.
I for like know if na im give me the belle. Well, I want a girl this time...my lil barbie.
Thanks...

Hehehe so born boy don land before?

sukkot:
so someone worth 20 million dollars is poor ?

No its not because even the richest entertainer in Nigeria (P square) networth is around 7million dollars but consider the gap bro, how many Nigerian lady with the status of Mariah will stoop low to marry nick cannon? Perhaps they will be looking for a way to marry p.diddy or snatch Jay Z from beyounce

Kachisbarbie:
...but he isn't entirely poor. I don't think he was a perfect example either. Mariah carey is older than him with a decade, she had a headstart_ if that's a 'pardonable excuse'.

[b]I believe rich women just want a man with prospects, charisma and good self esteem. [/b]They also don't wanna be misunderstood, I could do something now and get away with it, but if I happened to earn more than my hubby_ doing same thing would be tantamount to pride.
Anyone could be proud, rich/poor.

We went for a wedding in 2012, the bride was a BO in a bank and the groom was a contract staff. So many people were calling the guy a gold digger, while my hubby and friends maintained that THEM NO FIT!
I asked them, you no fit do wetin
Y'see, it boils down to mindset. The Nigerian mentality...

Not all rich women because if that is their mentality, what is stopping the likes of bimbo akintola, genevieve and others to see past financial status and get married to the attributes you mentioned.

As for the case of Mariah, it shows what she wants of which the attributes you mentioned is in nick but here in Nigeria, our rich babes go still dey form swags say I need the son of dangote irrespective of age too

sonofananimal:
THIS IS WERE I PARK MY CAR!

DID YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY

LET ME NOT SAY BECAUSE NAIJA WOMEN ARE ANIMALS (BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY ANIMALS )

pride is the major cause to it and that's just it. There is no scientific explanation to it and not just only NAIJA WOMEN but also the black women around the world but it is particular within NAIJA WOMEN.


BUT WETI CONCERN ME ALL I KNOW IS THAT I AM OR I WILL NEVER SET MY EYES ON ANY GOD DAME NAIJA WOMEN

this guy eh! On a Monday morning like this. Mehn this thread has made my day.

udmbat:
I am 100% certain that I would soon be among the list of rich elites in Nigeria. I swear, any woman/lady/girl that comes my way pretending to have one nonsense like/love, I will gun you down. The only women i owe much love and affection are my mum & sisters. Peace

What is this @ the bolded? Orisirisi . See as I dey laff 4 inside bus. May God bless our hustle.

sukkot:
nick cannon is not poor. he is worth like 50 million dollars.

His networth around 15million -20 million dollars not 50million as he earn 70k dollars per month meanwhile Mariah networth is 550 million dollars. Can u see the huge gap? If you are doubting my info, Google is there.

Learning

Okay. Waiting for the ministerial list

hefelove:
i went to conversation center last wit a friend bur we were dissapointed wen told dat its only monkeys dat are outside

That's naija 4 u.

Enesi47:
Even if to say okorocha win primary electoin in APC will igbo people's have vote for him? You people's are the problem of your self

Sir, a crate of orijin for you.

If biafra wants to leave, they should allow them to do the needful... biko! Without them, we are better off.