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Omotayor123:
Ehn
Aminat508 Abeg come and see ooo

Aminat508 na ur sister? Na she go approve our date?

Am here to read comments

immortalvoices:
Lol.... Some girls surely do have brothers....


Beside I instinctively avoid broke girls... Whose stock in trade is looking for desperate guys to take advantage of...

Honestly bro

sinaj:
Lol I no call u mugu o!




Why u come de lie on top my head

Babe, thank God say u knw call me mugu. I bin wan tell seun make him deactivate ur account

peeparty:
ehrm ehrm if I tell you wetin come happen later later eh.

Oya I dey hear u boss

midehi2:
you just made me remember

Mmm. Okay oo. I get ur gist. God is watching u in 5D

What if the CEO have his one night stand and still withdraws her employment?

The road to success in life is very tough as climbing it's ladder is very strenuous.

You never can say If you pass this test of not giving in to this CEO request, God will open a special door that the salary will be 7times better than this offer.

My dear, don't give in to devil's vibe.

It is well.

midehi2:
no need

For what dear?

Omotayor123:

E be like say u be real orente oo . Make I also book u for date. Na to buy puff puff puff pure water sure pass.

Omotayor123, the only fish in my fish roll. Without u, I am just a common doughnut

Prof ronald4lif, long time bro. U don experience this kind testimony before?

JoeCutie:
Yeah! She drained my pocket, and I drained her...

P square song

... " do me, I do... man no go vex"

eph12:
Obviously very fake. Would have been better if he had said a friend of his

Thanks bros but I e happen to u, u go come nairaland come share testimony like me

peeparty:
*coughs*

My no 1 rule

1: never allow them make an other. Because the innocent looking girl might just be waiting to magarize you.after all nobi. she beg you to carry am comot.

2: if I don't have so much omo na kpof kpof I go buy for you oo lol .
#back in the days.

3:If e come be say dem send me pocket moni plenty those days,and I eventually spend so much on you oo ,sister. that restaurant must be close to my house for easy.......kpekus.

I remember when I met this year one. geh ,usually some of them mumu @ that early stage. First first I don tell am say this waka go land us for house oo she nod* head*

.....fastforward.....we got home and when it was time to cast the demon, na so this geh tell me say she dey see blood@wristbangle my eyes turn RED immediately.

Hahahahaha. Ojigbi jigbi. O boy this babe gate u no be small oo.

debris:
Lolz

I don't dry i water em

Eh ehn. Can we go on a date then?

falconey:
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Eh ehn. How did u handle such situation? I want to learn from you.

Jollyjoy:
the story she is talking abt is in the literature section of this forum,i think it was during short story award,a guy presented this kinda story bt different monikers,not exactly this one tho,so?let just laff and wave it off

Okay dear. I don't why @ the hearing of ur name, I get turn on. I hope u will treat me well when I ask u for a date?

sinaj:
Mu. Gu.

Baby, why u no fear God nau

Na me be mugu? I don wise up no oo

redgem:
You want to sell my yansh shey? Watching you in 3D

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, i thank Seun Osewa for giving me an incredible opportunity to show my talent to the world. I can assure you that i wont be here if it wasnt for you

Secondly, i thank Lalasticlala for giving me the opportunity to book this space

*clears throat*

Last week, i was inside my room and i had a revelation that Buhari increase allowee from N19,500 to N45, 000, and i smiled like a lady who had sex for the first time
after being trapped inside the house for years by her parents

My phone rang and it was Adetutu calling. I picked the call and she told me that i should come block her at one of our local restaurants. As a broke guy, my began to race like someone whose Bet9ja ticket remains a match. I wore my boxers, shirt and trouser at the speed of light

Within 20 minutes, i met her in front of the eatery and we entered inside. She asked me to bring up a gist and we started having a gist on how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail mercilessly.

I dey come ....

Bros we dey wait for part 3 of your story oo. Wetin we wan call the title of this film?

quiinnBee:
lol its a fakeass story.i'v read it somewhere before.

May I have the link pls?

tellwisdom:
Wetin dey do u??..Na me u dey speak English for? ..Can i view ur yansh?

Baba u don wise pass that na. Redgem yansh go cost u 50million dollars. Yansh get grade biko

profojah:
We decided to meet at the mall.where I took her to sumptuous,. Mhen, All the dou with me was 2k, and I was thinking we could go for sumptuous ice-cream or Coldstone'.. Naso she go order for friend rice and chicken with ice cream without my consent.. Ohboy, I just formed a call as if a friend was waiting for me around the escalator, Naso I vamoose... She wan run person down

My guy, u sharp oo. I will use this style to punish my next date if she exhibit a gold digging habit. Mehn she go wash plates tire that day

gab264:
have not been to a date with any girl before but if I was opportune to go with any girl.
I will make it clear to her how much am about to spend if it is OK with her then we will proceed with the plan but if she sounds otherwise then she is at her own free will to go.
Because I hardly beg girls for anything.

Really?? U have never dated before? Sorry how old are u sir? Mehn these ladies have stylish ways of making you spend your life savings.

redgem:
OK.... Let's get started

Hahaha haha.... I'm sorry tosyne2much boo boo


I was on my own oh one dude started disturbing me.... Begging to take me out, I jejely told Bros to let me be, that me get sugar but Bros no gree... I carry him matter to girls court and a verdict was passed... My babes said I should accept Bros that they trust me na after one date him go chilax .. I accepted and called him on a Friday morning telling him I'm bored and wanted to go out, he told me he was kinda busy but will make out time for me.

I wore my most sexy wear and made up waiting for him.... To cut story short

We went to a fast food joint he asked what I wanted and I said something soft, his taste will do, Bros ordered and I was smiling.... We started talking then I got a call from my babes, took excuse then answered it.. Since he met them before we left, it was so easy for me.. I put the call on loud speaker for him to hear and my babes were busy ordering....and ordering you know how girls are when they are in groups na Bros couldn't say no

Hmmm....the money he came with got exhausted so he paid with his ATM card

But my manchi didn't give up.... He still came back asking for another date

Hahahaha tosyne2much come see bae whey u wan chyke. U are on your own ooo. Lmfao. I pity the mumu guy. I wish he can see this.

Deefuray:
Here to read comments

Darling, I am not lying. I am thinking If I ask you out for a date, hope u will not treat me like the lady in the story?

debris:
Waiting to read lies from dry pockets

Sweetheart, u look like the babe that "magad" me . Am very sure you are the one.

Jboyossai:
OP, check if this the lady that did that to you....

Let me check her profile picture. She may be the one oo

Aminat508:
Na Amebo carry me come here

Lol. Come share how u take mugu your guy too jor

tellwisdom:
How can u allow those foolish Nigerian gurls drain ur money?...Mbanu

I was once foolish but now I am wise just like your moniker

tosyne2much:
First and foremost, i thank Seun osewa for giving me the opportunity to show my talent. I can tell you that i wont be here if it wasnt for you

Secondly, i thank Lalasticlala for giving me the opportunity to book this space

*clears throat*

Last week, i was inside my room and i had a revelation that Buhari increase allowee from N19,500 to N45, 000, and i smiled like a lady who had sex for the first time

My phone rang and it was Adetutu calling. I picked the call and she told me that i should come block her at one of our local restaurant. I wore my boxers, shirt and trouser

I dey come

Hahahaha. I dey wait for the part 2 of your story oo

One cannot deny the fact that money remains the top ingredient to oil a relationship most especially when it comes to taking a lady out on a date but the issue is some ladies take this opportunity to siphon guys pocket and still demand for take away package.

I experienced this situation last year when I took a lady out for a date at one of the best eatery in Lagos. I budgeted N5,000 hoping the hungry babe will not eat more than N2,500 meal but to my greatest surprise she ordered all sort of meals resorting to N15,000. This is when I know I am in for big trouble as there was no escape route for me to leave the eatery due to its structure in order to punish her.

To add salt to injury, I don't know how the gold digger read my actions in lieu of my plan to disappear as she told the sales assistant that I will foot the bills. After collecting all the goodies ordered by her, she disappeared leaving me stranded like someone who just got robbed by thieves.

Since I could only pay N5000, the sales assistant gave me the insult of my life as the manager of the eatery told me to wash all sort of dirty dishes but thank God for a friend of mine who bailed me out from the embarrassment that would have lingered in my memory till date.

I know you guys must have witnessed such situation before.

Kindly share your experience.