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Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 7:36am On Sep 23, 2015
Mhizkel:
*coughs*
E Pele ma lol. What do u have to say on this write up?
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 7:30am On Sep 23, 2015
drss:
are u brokehuh
Excellent question bro wink
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 7:24am On Sep 23, 2015
TheSadist:
Proverbs 10:8
The wise are glad to be instructed, but blabbing fools fall flat on their faces.
A word to the wise is enough.
Thank you pastor TheSadist. Meanwhile God can use the foolish things of this world to confirm the wise smiley
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 7:31pm On Sep 22, 2015
TheSadist:
I wonder how this is any of your business.
What people do shouldn't be your business at all. That they choose to indulge in such doesn't give you the effrontery to analise and table their life, and even term them as "broke". Not as if you are wealthier than them though. You should be concerned with making your pathetic life meaningful.
Its your kind that stirs evil rumours on the internet. Always perpetuating lies for selfish retarded_ reasons.
I detest your types with vigour.
I think before Nigeria as a whole can ever dream of moving forward, first of all, rumour-mongers like yourself should be eradicated. Atleast lets curb the up-coming potential terrorists before turning to the bigger ones.
And lastly, I advise you go involve your respected self in something worthwhile other than this show of vehement, repulsive _stupidity which is akin to acute IDLENESS.
Don't disappoint your family.
#Flee youthful wastefulness and utter embarrasment.
For ur mind, u don talk! cheesy. Another wasted sperm.
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:59pm On Sep 22, 2015
falconey:
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Sighs... my brother. God go bless our hustle
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:35pm On Sep 22, 2015
Sveen:
They bear names like, wristwatch, wristbangle, slippers, earrings so as to appear effeminate tongue
Bros Bros. Wetin u expect me to do na. Bangle sha means something cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:34pm On Sep 22, 2015
falconey:
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Bros, dem plenty oo. I just thank God say we get money to eat, do subscription and still look a bit cute even when car neva dey.
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:29pm On Sep 22, 2015
Sveen:
Hmm. embarassed Bro, you're a snitch. angry
grin grin grin. No vex, u hear... tongue
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:28pm On Sep 22, 2015
ChappyChase:
Am a broke guy and I don't do any of the above but I don't. Lack girls.....hay hay hay no think say I fine or I got big d!ck as a matter of fact my dick go dey compete with cigarette stck!(Not proud of it)....
*clears throat*
My secret is I live in a compound filled with hungry(sexually) girls and am lucky to be the only young boy there
*covers eyes*
Bros, HIV is real. U are hereby warned. cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:27pm On Sep 22, 2015
vizkiz:
baba na so we dey rock things then oh. Guy never know way. But our eyes Don open now grin
I know say bros go don hype him game wella now. Plasma TV, eatery odour room, fresh breathe, etc wink
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:25pm On Sep 22, 2015
2dice:
8 things Broke Girls do when dey are Searching
who wanna hit FP ??
I don dassh you clue
This one na counter thread. I am expecting ladies like mhizdeedy, redgem, missnora, mhizkel and etc to drop am. tongue
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:23pm On Sep 22, 2015
honeygirl17:
If na girl open this thread BGAN here for don call her gold digger. lmlaf grin grin grin
Unto say na guy drop the thread, dem no fit talk nau. grin
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
bqlekan:
Chai. Bangle don come again.. 8,5,4,2,3,1.. on point.. grin great write-up cheesy
Hahaha. Thanks boss mi cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:14pm On Sep 22, 2015
redgem:
Wristbangle is here again....

*grabs mat* waiting for bashings *Rotfl*
Lol bash who? cheesy
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:13pm On Sep 22, 2015
vizkiz:
this is wickedness cheesy

Guilty of no 7. I remember borrowing yemi's room to commit some atrocities when I was in 300lvl... Chai I deceived omotola then. We later broke up when she wanted to come spend the weekend at my place and yemi's girlfriend too was also spending that weekend at his place.

The guy said "abeg this weekend dey fixed" I was just speechless cuz I couldn't even get another nice room to take this pretty girl into except from my dull looking room with one standing fan and a small sharp TV that one shows black and white cry

That was the end of my adventure with omotola cry .
Hahaha. O boy! See real fvck up. Black and white TV ke? grin
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
vizkiz:
this is wickedness cheesy
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op): 6:00pm On Sep 22, 2015
cool
Romance › 8 Ridiculous Things Broke Guys Do When Desperately Searching For A Girlfriend by wristbangle(op):
It's not a do or die affair for a broke guy to jump into relationship knowing fully well that the lady will eventually condemn, treat him with disdain and destroy his heart.

But the issue is their heart remains rigid as they turn deaf ear to advise given from friends and family meanwhile doing ridiculous things just to seek ladies attention.

Below are some examples of things broke guys do in an attempt to desperately get a girlfriend.

1. They lie about owning luxurious things

This attitude is imperative to broke guys who are in the habit of claiming that they have expensive cars, live at exotic places and work in big companies most especially on social media in a bid to attract ladies. Eventually when ladies start demanding extreme budgets that can wheel them to early grave, they will open series of silly threads to ridicule ladies.

2. They borrow money to impress ladies

Honestly speaking it's annoying when broke guys borrow money that suppose to yield returns when invested being spent on a lady for the purpose of impressing her. When she eventually display chop and clean act, they will tag all ladies as being hungry neglecting their parents who are suffering and smiling at village.

3. They become extremely nice to ladies

I cannot but shake my head when broke guys ass lick or do eye service for ladies in an attempt to gain favouritism and recognition. Even when dumb skull ladies say daft statement or compose wrong sentences, they will vehemently praise her like queen elizabeth. grin

4. They resort into relationship experts

This is an act broke guys adopt when their wooing skills is fast fading on ladies. After reading books on relationship, they will pick career as love expert by nurturing and advising all ladies in a way to at least get one girlfriend.

5. They become very religious

I have seen cases where broke guys become religious just because they believe after financial criteria, Godly attribute is the next thing ladies look for in a guy. These are the category of guys you see in churches today claiming how sister mary was rescued in their dream, just in a corny way to get her as love partner. grin cheesy

6. They use menthol sweet to cover up their mouth odour when about wooing a lady

Owing to the fact that broke guys are in the habit of not brushing their teeth regularly due to hardship as well as not having enough money to get mouth wash, they buy "tom tom or baba blue" in order to produce few minutes fragrance when about wooing a lady. grin grin

7. They use their friend apartment when a lady wants to visit them

When ladies want to visit broke guys, they make use of their friend's luxurious apartment unlike their "dilapidated face me and slap you room" characterised with the stench of soak-away odour.

8. They become ladies puppet

Wonders shall never end as broke guys become lady's puppet, hereby resorting into James Bond over protective act and tame other guys as being sex starved hitherto them been the only saint on earth.
Romance › Re: With This Habits, You Will Remain Single by wristbangle: 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2015
bqlekan:
Dear Trycia, all I wanna say is you got a real flawless picture of a flawless body with a flawless swag.. all this being said, I want to get to know you.. nop e I won't be rebuffed..





Yours AdmirerAdmirer grin

_bqlekan
Hmm. Bros Bros wink. U dey stylishly woo the bae? cheesy
Romance › Re: With This Habits, You Will Remain Single by wristbangle: 5:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
Guys wan crucify this OP sha grin
Politics › Re: Violence Mars APC Governorship Primary In Bayelsa by wristbangle: 4:53pm On Sep 22, 2015
Sighs...
Politics › Re: Saraki In The Dock At Code Of Conduct Tribunal — LIVE UPDATES by wristbangle: 11:38am On Sep 22, 2015
Okay. Watching from ugwu leaf
Travel › Re: The Types Of Passengers In Airline by wristbangle: 7:32pm On Sep 21, 2015
Hahaha. So nice. Solid write up midehi2
Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Joins The Board Of Gavi by wristbangle: 5:36pm On Sep 21, 2015
Congrats
Romance › Re: ROMANCE SECTION AWARDS ( The Grand Finale) Welcome To The Event Of The Year. by wristbangle: 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
Marieolae!!!! shocked
Romance › Re: ROMANCE SECTION AWARDS ( The Grand Finale) Welcome To The Event Of The Year. by wristbangle: 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2015
Rapmoney:
I dey correct oo! Na my Internet dey try to fall my hand but na God win!!! smiley wink
Heya. Hope it's back now!
Romance › Re: ROMANCE SECTION AWARDS ( The Grand Finale) Welcome To The Event Of The Year. by wristbangle: 4:57pm On Sep 21, 2015
Rapmoney, how u dey baba?
Food › Re: NAFDAC Issues Alert On The Presence Of Contaminated Nestle Maggi Noodles by wristbangle: 3:25pm On Sep 21, 2015
uselessgoat:
MAY GOD SAVE US FROM THESE IGBO GUYS WHO KEEP SMUGGLING FAKE PRODUCTS INTO THIS COUNTRY ALL IN THE NAME OF MAKING MONEY embarassed
grin grin grin

Nobody fit abuse u becos ur moniker na confirm abuse
Food › Re: NAFDAC Issues Alert On The Presence Of Contaminated Nestle Maggi Noodles by wristbangle: 3:22pm On Sep 21, 2015
This is a disgrace sha
Romance › Re: Was I Dumb Not To 'ravish' Her? by wristbangle: 9:56am On Sep 21, 2015
See as I dey laugh here grin grin
Romance › Re: A 'runs Girl' Is In Love With Me: How Do I Send Her Away? by wristbangle: 8:32am On Sep 21, 2015
ChiSun27:
It all started sometimes early this year...it just happend and we connected. On my own part....I never knew she was a runs girl. She's jovial and caring.

I actually took her serious until I discovered her true identity and ever since that day....my emotional attachment to her reduced speedily.

I confronted her and she admitted living such a life but that she's willing to change if I'm ready to make her my 'one and only'. But to my utmost dismay, this girl no gree change. Her urge for money is on the high side and she believes that all those her runs yields faster income.

Wetin dey pain me be say, this girl get better handwork. But she doesn't want to manage her life with the income that comes from her handwork as she tags it 'not enough'.

I have tried my possible best to advise her on how she can improve on her hand work because the income is mouth watering yet she is not satisfied with it due to her extravagant life style.


As a matter of fact, I don pursue her on countless occasions, but she will still come back with her stylish way of begging, change kwanu...she won't change.

Peeps, I'm tired...I want to send this girl away from my life (but not the wicked way) because her life style is gradually tarnishing my good image and reputation especially amongst my friends.

Don't know if anyone in the house has been in this kind of crossroads before...if yes....how did you solve the problem?
Bros, I will give u a simple advice. If you are really sincere about your feelings going downward towards her and your reputation is wrecking, kindly tell her the truth about your feelings. If you don't do it the hard way, she will lure into a nightmare marriage which will be the greatest mistake of your life.

Don't please or nurse others by hurting yourself young man.

Ma pa ara e! There are other fishes in the ocean.
Romance › Re: How Ladies Push Their Man Away Unknowingly by wristbangle: 8:25am On Sep 21, 2015
Mzflexydeeva:
A lot of ladies find making their man happy very difficult. Some even feel making a guy happy is tied only to sex but it is worthy of remembrance that a lot of girls open their legs daily and this still doesn't make the men happy enough to stay with them. Maybe for the minute he wants to experience the excitement of your bosom but appreciating a guy is one thing most ladies overlook.

The number of ladies crying "he broke my heart" would reduce drastically if ladies stopped living their lives like its a fairy tale cartoon.

1. Insecurity:  no matter how insecure you are, its no reason to disrespect your man. Two captains can sail one sheep. Its hard to keep your calm especially if he has a lot of girls are around but shouting and insulting him won't make him pay more attention to you. You simply would be giving him more reasons to look out.

2: Appreciation: never underestimate the power of appreciation. If your man takes good care of you, use ever chance you have got to let him know he's doing a good job. If he looks cute in the morning tell him. If he showers you with gift, thank him. If he listens when you need a friend, be grateful. When you cry and he hugs you, embrace him. A man won't go looking for what he already has. When ladies point out more faults they are pointing at another lady to take their place.

3. The baby in every man: there is a baby in every man that comes to light when he is with the woman he loves the most. Don't see this as weakness. No matter how bad a man feels or angry or disappointed its the duty of the woman in his life to bring out the baby in him and know just how to calm the baby. You can't run away every time he's in a bad mood and expect to keep him.

4. Making him feel at home: around you, he doesn't want who to judge him but he needs someone who sees his strength not the weakness.

There are a couple of things ladies do without realising they are sending the men in their lives packing.
- challenging his authority as a man.
-always winning.
-nagging.
- being bossy.
Funniest part is, they always have an excuse and it is always this is who I am. Who you are is who you decided to be. There is always room for change especially when you make up your mind to be with the person. You must understand a man will always be the man irrespective of what you bring to the table.
Realizing that there is a difference between an humble woman and a stupid one  will hel you better appreciate that a man is your superior but you are his partner and never try to be the man especially when you know he really loves you and wants the best for you.
Excellent write up dear.

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