Nothing to see here. Reno looking for reasons to trend as usual. I regard his steady aspersions on Buhari and Nigerian women as only comic relief these days as they're clearly not yielding any effects but bring him clout and engagement. Speaking of comic relief, I'll never forget this gem right here


‘Nigeria’s security situation is far better than what we met in 2015.’ ~ Lai Mohammed

'I want to remind Lai Mohammed that in 2015, Dame Patience Jonathan lived in Aso Rock. Lai, where is Aisha Buhari?' ~ Reno Omokri

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Ifu Ennada on January 1

Nigerians Call Me Clout Chaser Because They Don’t Know The Meaning


Ifu Ennada on February 1

My extended family members are billing and threatening me


If this isn't clout chasing, I don't know what else to call it.

Hey perv, you forgot to upload your cum bucket

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Only an Idiiot or a m0ron, will go about telling people his source of income, when competitors are like vultures , haters are everywhere to block his stream


So yes I agree with her, only evil people seek others means of livelihood rather than focus on their life


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In the same vein, only a m0ron would go about posting pictures of themselves purchasing peng things and lounging in picturesque locations while majority of their followers live in the poverty capital of the world without expecting them to ask about the source of their wealth.

If you move silently and don't rub your fortune in other people's faces, no one will ever direct such meddling questions your way. But we are Nigerians and we are inbred exhibitionists who live to pepper people we consider less fortunate than us. All of us are hypocrites!

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Please head to the nearest police station to register a complaint. Ensure to have your wallet or ATM card with you.

1.5 million bro

I seriously do not see any sense or rationality in allowing an 81 year old man visit a place as dangerous as a mini-bush unaccompanied, no matter how agile the man appears to be. RIP to the old man. His struggle has been brought to an end, albeit cruelly.

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Sir. Udoh said that three weeks ago government reviewed guidelines on out door advertising which has necessitated the demolition of substandard bill boards which he noted constitutes a nuisance to the environment and pose threats to life and property.

It's the bolded part for me. After Sir Udoh together with his superiors and flunkies have extorted and exploited the poor masses and startups to their fill, all in the name of 'purchasing' spaces to erect these billboards they now consider these same billboards a threat to life and property. Problem no dey finish for this country.

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I'm sure that along with being the 45th president Donald Trump was the biggest disgrace to ever be that for the US

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Okay...

Weird way to go tbh

NNPC and fraud in Nigeria are like this. The institutions and their activities self eh e just tire me

RIP big man

Kidnapping for ransome, day light robbery, rape, murder, occupation of lands, banditry and assorted criminal activities is now the order of the day in this country. And it'll get worse. This country is finished.

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Bruh at 14, all I was worried about was my dad buying me the new PES 6 and GTA Liberty City PS2 CDS. But this man chose another path, choosing to roam around the streets of Abakaliki, learning how to be self sufficient. He deserves all the accolades and wealth that's been coming is way. He's paid his dues.

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Well deserved. The only African goalkeeper to have up to 20 career goals. That's gonna be hard to beat.

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Ahmad Ahmad's reinstatement at CAF is temporary BTW, pending the final CAS ruling on his appeal to overturn FIFA's 5-year ban.

CAS could still uphold, rescind, or annul FIFA's sanctions against Ahmad if he's found guilty or culpable.

Ruling is slated for March 2nd 2021.



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This dullard would never tire of getting his ass thoroughly licked. If you're not a yes man, it appears you can't go far under Buhari's regime. What a shame!