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Wrong turn things I vote Rozzay!!

Ibime:
Are those Miss Nairaland contestants kidding?

I never see one fine girl there.

Sneezes

those girls go disgrace u for bed

yeyenatu:
you are cute when you have a v on your face. How about a D then? Hehehe...
YeaYeaNot

I prefer v near my boxers

WARRIBLOOD:
dude i dont script i freestyle...like what am bout to do to you right na...

kk, freestyle abi? Make dem open doc tomorrow na

WARRIBLOOD:
tell dem to pop thread...we drop tomorrow

next tomorrow jo! U don script tire dey find person wey u go kill
make we drop Thursday, dem go open the doc tomorrow

Warriblood, how far for our brawl na??

captainflash:
henhen. .wrongturn the watch ooOO!!!

Yeyenatu just dey play, no mind am

Opener - 1 point ---- tie
Rhymes - 2 points------mikuz
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points-----mikuz
Punchlines - 3 points-------Ksslib
Personals - 2 points-----Ksslib
Flow - 1 point------tie
Wordplays - 2 points----ksslib (that sister part with anti-clockwise is the reason am still laughing)
Closer - 1 point----tie

Mvgt----ksslib!

papiforreal:
lmao.. Oh boy you must be good hustler.hard luck. I'm also 21 now and i don't even worth 50k.

are u cursing yourself??

RapAcme:
R3PLY DISS TO BARS a.k.a grimmic. . . . .
Y0! Mic 'testinq',n0 questi0n 2 b answerd/Bleep ur ass nd bars/call me p0rnstar!/u think evn if i giv u 'space' ah'l all0w u 'shine' inda sky?,fvck it br0 ah'l rada kill u nd bury u den ama 'm0urn-star'!!/am sur u w0n diq dat pun,gay/jez g0 2 hell nd burn fast
. . .is a pitty am c0untinq p0ints here c0s ur c0minq wit numb-bars/plus dumb macs/x0 wen ah cut in wit my knives?z bkus is u ah g0n stabb!!/
....we w0nt see bars pullinq 'tricks' even e c0ms with magics/this dummy faggit/will b hurtinq badly/when i trap im in lane lyk i st0pped traffic/but if e try's 2 run pass me?/ah'l beat im black and yell0w lyk lag's public taxi!!
. . . . .this bastard fagg/will b spanked nd planked/f0r bitinq with0ut mercy,/he'll b smacked nd slapped/stabbed nd hackd/its a massacre/u p0ke n0se int0 my "biz" i'll sh0w u am bad nd smart/c0s even u steal lines fr0m 'Ace'? Am stil the mastercard!!

nice, but why must ur 'o' be replaced with "0"? And give ur lines breathing space abeg

JigsawKillah:
If not Luna its sleak or krizz

Na among the 3 fools

its David Loonadick. i know how he types

coogar:
and it shall not be well with you or anything you have handled this year for putting my name in your mouth. all you illegitimate children running amok in this section would soon get all y'all arsës shot!

oloshious fellow.......

that's Loonaprick! he's been caught biting too, Damn fagget

I vote for Rozzay

Lagunna how i wan take vote na

kr0ne:
U fit swear?

swear wat? it's Loonadick!

Ghostaccount is David Loonaprick! the only bastard known to suck diicks on RG

Limerick fall hand sha

captainflash:
ok. that will be later !!!

ur later no dey end self

ELYMAXiimus:
and dares TAMING THE MAD TURN/ i'm
BLAZING THE WACK NERD/ cos PLAINLY HE'S
AWKWARD/ so like' NAZI IN CAR SPORTS/ this
battle is a "German ride on KRAD " . . . . . his
NAME SPELT IN BACKWARDS

here's your opener against dark...

Mad turn/ wack nerd/ doesnt rhyme perfectly with awkward/ car sport/ they are slanted.

Turn/nerd/WARD/SPORT

Its the same with geo rhyming stretch/skirt/flirt...... Shikena..

they do bro. No need to argue, just ask. Nerd/word/sport/heard/learn/heart/ward/

Illness:
Wrongturn let's battle 20lines u game?

no!

ELYMAXiimus:
wrongturn, you don dey wrong-turn again abi... It's an understatement to say those don't rhyme AT ALL... They're are'nt perfect rhymes but they rhyme....
Stretch/skirt/flirt/ .... Mess/ good

lol! stretch and skirt don't rhyme o. skirt rhymes with flirt/shirt/church/curse

I can't pick a clear winner here. Geoxpress ruined his punchlines from his setups tho he was better in rhymes while illness beat him by punches. But some of geo's rhymes are horrible tho. How wud u rhyme skirt/ mess and flirt with stretch? They don't rhyme at all.
Metaphor is tie, I like that going after teddy line and 'make through the dark lines. they're nice and quotable! The personals and wordplay weigh equal to me, and while Geo took the opener, illness takes the closer

Mvgt- - tie

WARRIBLOOD:
stabing a nigga at is back shows you aint Man enough/
warriblood aint no slu.t..so keep dat well+cum to urself..b4 it start to run off//
you congratulated me...buh in my inbox//
you talk trash...and some forceful words//
tank GOD for segun n its mention//
cus he just gave you ....as a welcome present..for me to Torture//

he claims to whoop me at d tourney//
dat i accept in no hurry//
buh dis broke nigga is still sufferin//
cus da highest penny// he attained in is entire life...cant even get him 10mb//

so i be cool wit dis wicky//
not to hurt is feelin/
no wordplays...-buh i still be Killing//
cus am bad in all things..including my delivery//
to the extend tb joshua...asked me //
where i got my powers from....i said its from d most high...-not d ceiling

so why be silling//
shut ur mouth....and do sum thinking//
or i seize ur breathing//
give it to ur dead sister.and bring her.back to living//
guess it touch ur soul...dis is just d beginin//







DA TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE!!!

nice lines bro

Rapbender:
'Wrongturn'... Wat du u xaid du d rapbender nick??...quit tha shit talk..... It still sound cool dan urz... Bro...

we trying to make things straight here but u've come to bend it. It's a bad mission bro

What he did was very wrong but from thhe audio record the gal went to his house ALONE! wetin she dey find?

yeyenatu:
Buhahahahah

That's my honey booboo!!! wrongturn!!!! You deserve a kamasutra style on a bouncy bed.



YeaYeaNot2.0

hahaha Yeyenatu

kr0ne:
So Wrongturn straight?

no na one chance

kr0ne:
You're sick! Na Wrongturn come sound well for ear? Smfu

But e no bend na

see name..Rapbender dis one go twist lines o

ELYMAXiimus:
i know. But he's making it seem like it's something cool. He isnt even saying it's a coincidence...

When i quoted him at first, i said "i'm guessing you did'nt know".....
But what he's tryna say now is that it doesnt matter if it has been played before....

I think what he's trying to say is that he didn't expect such comment to come from u, meaning u shud knw better that he wud never 'intentionally' repeat a used line. Then he gave instances of ppl who used his lines but he never said anythn coz he knew they wudn't descend so low as to deliberately use a used line. Now let me xplain. He sees u as a VET in this rap kingdom and is kind of disappointed u wud use such word. he would have easily overlooked it if it had come from a "noob". i hope u dig? Cool bro

ELYMAXiimus:
i won't talk too much....
I'm waiting for you to start playing words like you always do...

I swear na all your puns i go recycle finish. From A - Z
since it's a normal thing.. No longtin....

it's clash of ideas. E dey happen wella. Mikuz go like football too much that's why most of his punches come from soccer. so if he happens to meet someone like Darkrebel they may coincidentally use the same punchlines. Emaprince posted somethn similar from his battle doc with one other guy. Check it on ffr

JigsawKillah:
Bros, stick to barbing biko

e no go better for u. Na my friend dey u talk to like that

kr0ne:
Wrongturn fit disgrace me in my present condition. The way he copied those comments and dissed on them amazed me. I no get that kind time and power abeg. When I'm ready I'll let y'all know. Meanwhile, make I enjoy my birthday small
Na the cake wey NL give me be dis

who go disgrace u, u wan begin hype me too?? Happy birthday tho