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Emaprince:
PRINCE!!!
The name's chanted on the streets/ . savior of bandits and the thieves/
Time of my birth . . I came out my mom's p.uss.y . . and landed on my feet/
To be candid as I speak/ . . I could drop a man dead with the fist/
Peep my familly tree and see a fruitful generation . . Goliath slayer planted our seed/
I'm never branded as the weak/ . I rule and turn your lady to wh.ore/
I tell her "pick up the stick and beat my 'gung-hoe' " . . when I'm heading to war/
I'm so wavy with words/ . . lets be honest . . none can ever predict me/
Niggas wish the moon stays between the earth and sun . just to help them lepers eclipse me/
I'm clever,you a nitwit/ its better you retreat b!tch/ 'fore this commando's irate/
Cos my team could beat your team from sun up to 'sun-down' . . like orlando pirates/
A team that tear hearts in a street bout/ with spears,darts and we speak loud/
But niggas who fails to 'listen' . . get 'ear-marked' for a beat down/
Our moves are cryptic/ we handle feuds with lyrics/ and turn your crews to picnic/
Move the mic from hand to hand cos we spit and 'pass-over'...like the escape of jews from egypt/
I'm the man you couldn't pit wits/ with cos I hardly loose to these kids/
Bald niggas went shopping for artificial hairs . . once they heard the prince dude is 'big-wig'/
I bruise and slit wrist/ . . i started thugging as a child/
Ladies will want to pay me for s.ex . . after my hunky @ss hug 'em with a smile/
Ruffriders . . . I was loving all they styles/ . . and the way they glistened with lyrics/
I was crazy with 'eve's droppings' . . like dudes who loves to listen in secrete/

.......the reason i'm this sick......

phuck it!!! . who cares what cooger thinks/ that goat should run when the Luger's clinched/
..or I might choose to 'make a beeline for him' . . . and hit him with a brutal sting/
I'm tiger woods in this rap/ . . so you lighter dudes should lean back/
cos you might get a hole in one shot at your chest . . once this sire shoots with his gat/
I'm a hired goon and I'm strapped/ I need help from the church/ to rid myself of the dirt/
last time . . I pointed my gun up and shoot . . an alien body fell on the earth/
I should swell up my worth/ . . till I'm one of the rivals in Forbes list/
I break into homes . . lynch fathers and jack sons . . Micheal and Curtis/
Impossible is nothing! . . i believe with every faith I mustered/
Cos even CFC taught me . . you don't need to be an actor to get an Oscar/
Ibi's been ruling this thread/ . . drawing all the groupies with text/
But i've always wanted to be-head . . like cutting through b1tches neck/
The coog is a pest/ ur c0cksuckers had you feeling brave with those lines?
But you're literally a loner cos most of these punks couldn't write bars to save they own lives/

Check out rhymes! Church/dirt/earth/worth

ELYMAXiimus:
lwkmd.... Manure/man u...... Most of the nigs here, i wonder how they actually speak Na people like this they make me fear to rhyme with the right pronuciation of words........ E.g wrongton doesnt know that pratiCAL/ acting cool/ article... Rhymes..

E no rhyme oga! Cool/crew/boo/book/ dey one side while Cal/cle/gle/le dey another side. Abi u wan pronounce hustle as husool?
No think say na because u no know me naim mean say u know pass me. For this Nl self the only people wey sabi rhyme very well na Emaprince, Mikuz and Coogar. Emaprince is the best though. Hold on, I'll post one of his verse so u'll see what good rhyming means

kr0ne:
Wrongturn, there's chance for u now for the contest. If u disturb me again thunder go fire ur left ear

U tell me quick jo! Check ur Fb inbox I send u one letter bomb. And tfu too!

Opener - 1 point - - -Max (breaking bread >pastry< )

Rhymes - 2 points - - - tie (Max for win this but he rhymed cal cle and cool)

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points- - - Dark (bonny m, Solomon northup, etc. Elymax has too...but forcing Darken Rahl to Dark na the ffuck up)

Punchlines - 3 points - - -Max (sorry, I don't count indirect punchlines. Save them for cyphers. "dark is weak..moment I bring the light he dismiss!" )

Personals - 2 points- - -Max (nothing from Dark at all)

Flow - 1 point - - -tie (both of them have shaky verses, maybe na rush)

Wordplays - 2 points - - -tie (again Max would have won this crit but that > Usain< part spoiled it. it's Hussein not Usain. Barrack Hussein Obama. And e for better if u say 'who's sane' instead but e for no fit ur point. So as it goes, only meteorite and born fire stand out. Gee hover and offspring don expire )

Closer - 1 point- - -nil (should have ended with a personal or namplay, not wordplay but...)

6 - 2
My vote - -Elymaxiimus!

Testerfuze:
He kill goats and kids/....wit cheap drops and frees/
am so but pissed/....the so-called vet was never drug On diss/
so its NT a brag buh Wrong'll get murked on this/

Tester wielding the death sword/...stained with the vets Blood/
game-over son,Watch me kick his ass outta the chess Board/
till he regret words/...dat he said Earlier,buh "turn"??,nigga you're Wrong in the West world/

Am spinnin a free tho,just like you/...cus its a must i do/
....shadow kicks attack and a fuse typhoon/Double Trouble,Watch me burst by two/
....Story of how he made a Wrong turn on the long run,now he's a Lost Tycoon.

#Rapberry

Ffuck ur redundant lines/ Ive seen everything u've done with rhymes/ and am better than u a hundred times/
next time come with something nice/ or i'll have ur career summarizeds/ coz it's too clear ur undersized!/

unless u want to cry/ then i won't only punch ur face/ but proceed to cure ur craze/ and also foil ur name/ lyrically am not ur mate/ so better stop and walk away/ coz when u face Wrongturn....uve lost ur way!!/

when it comes to texts am rude/ and I make and set the rules/ that's my true colour .... but u don't get a clue/ so I'll point the techs at u/ and beat u red and blue!/ bro u jes met ya doom/ Wrongturn came with gloves so there's no harm to test a fuse!!

Krone, tfu!! I no tell u say make u add me for the next one? Tfu!!

@Gladyys, what's bad in meeting me in my chambers for some rap lectures

Gladyys:
thanks,just tryna upgrade my wackself......besides m getting too weak for battles......but if I can get a teacher to teach me how to battle in poetry,I wld b so glad.. Can I?

Lets meet in my chambers and come alone

Iceskidd:
Diamonds in tha sky? Fück that rihanna bïtch/
Always on dat dark side, my lyrics black like some ghana chicks/
wtf was wrong with rogers? Who uses big cash to buy that lallana kid?/
oh well i'm never on messi's side cos i ain't no loser fool/
he uploaded a heineken pix, never knew he was a boozer too/
quick frees, sitting, watching nuthin on tha t.v/
i'ma fine emcee/
ain't got time to make my own c.d/
my dream is to get fully educated, and i might own a mansion at washington d.c/
i'm talking the real d.c/
not the one of superman/
i guess the wordplay fo' superman/ is
i made ur wife's last name eguisi, just because i soup here man. Haha/
yo tha movie's on, i'm watching wrongturn 2/
fück its a horror movie, what am i to do?
#scared

I can't blame this pest/ hes spent months here yet the fa. aint impressed/ . . . .anyone. He's like a back page event/
and there 'll be snowfall in Nigeria the day u start making sense/

u can't challenge this vet/ its easy to get this queer smacked/ its sheer fact/
don't feel like an obstacle i see u as a clear path/

am only spinning a frees/ and teaching the dweeb/ ..how its done so stop feeling ur shhit/
cos if I cud kill 'big goats' there no deal killing a 'kid!'

No peace for the wicked. The next thing to drop now is their lives

Opener - 1 point. . .tie (both came with good ideas(

Rhymes - 2 points. . .Teddy (Illness, work on ur rhymes)

Similes/metaphor - 2 points. . .Illness (with familiar examples)

Punchlines - 3 points. . .Teddy (she has fresher punches, especially the opener and the paradise ish. The g-string, shock wire, mail are outplayed including Teddy's shit and pampers)

Personals - 2 points.. .Illness (has more)

Flow - 1 point. . .Teddy

Wordplays - 2 points. . .Teddy (textile, cotton. Illness that test still/ text steel is forced test and text don't sound the same)

Closers - 1 point. . .Illness (I like Teddy's idea IMO)

Mvgt - -Teddybiyasi!

Opener - 1 point. . .Nil (sosiqdude cud have taken this but his idea didn't work)

Rhymes - 2 points. .sosiqdude

Similes/metaphor - 2 points. . .cranium

Punchlines - 3 points. . .Tie (most punches I see here are outplayed)

Personals - 2 points. . .cranium

Flow - 1 point. . .sosiqdude

Wordplays - 2 points. . .sosiqdude (the gay. Thought in harm is forced)

Closers - 1 point. . .cranium (I love that jihadist idea)

Mvgt- - -tie!

Dem dey fear to vote again? I won't be the first

U guys shud act mature pls, enough of this bitching about

iamaromolaeran:
ve been in many Facebook rap groups since 2007
most of them are wack.....

except few like Daniel George Crulley ...Bryant brothers...sin cere and Charles j Mitchell......
first one is British and the rest black Americans...
we used to brawl audio back then on whatsapp but now none of sshit happens.....

so I don't know what ya talking about.....Facebook has most of the wackest of emcees....

naira land is the sshit.......

wrongturn

Are u in RG?

Iamo wins. But what kind of battle is this No nameplay or whatever. To me both verses are more like freestyle, abi Na the new trend be this? U can't win anybody with these lines on Facebook. Come to RG and see what brawling means

Oga krone if this will happen again pls I want in

Warriblood, how far we no brawl again??

Opener - 1 point . . Giyaz

Rhymes - 2 points. .Iamo

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points. . Tie

Punchlines - 3 points. .Iamo

Personals - 2 points. .Iamo

Flow - 1 point. .Tie

Wordplays - 2 points. .iamo

Closer - 1 point. .Iamo

MVGT . . .Iamo

iamaromolaeran: I didn't say you gave a hate vote....you only seem to have come vote for ted before hand....immediately our verses were dropped....next 5 minutes you already dropped a verd.so quick like you didn't even read both verses.....I have never even seen your verse on this blog or anything.......
bye....don't tag

Check ffr for my freestyles man. I requested for a doc to brawl Warriblood but no reply. Na by force to battle? Bye

iamaromolaeran post=/post/26815544:
lol...he swayed votes and actions of voters rightfrom the start....starting with that wrongturn fellow...only god knows who he is....am justsmiling from a distance.....

i know what to do

O boy I dont do hate votes pls. U lost that match and dont tag me again coz I no sabi fight

Did Coogar ghostwrite for Teddy This is sheer bagging!

Mvgt - Teddybiyasi
Goodnight!

Opener - Tie (both came with a bang)

Rhymes - Geo (I see fall offs but Geo was more consistent)

Similes/ Metaphor - Geo

Punchlines - Tie

Personals - Tie

Flow - Illness

Wordplay -Nil (Kratos and Auspices. The rest are generic)

Closer - Illness

Mvgt - Tie

I don't understand anything from Captainflash's verse. End up Geo's trap or end Geo up in trap and how is that related to traffic? Last kiss was bird flew? His gals can't break ur heart? Na the gals dey quarrel with u? Keone said ur greek? Am layer so fly...bull! Am not sure u have battled before

Vote - Geoxpress!

Mikuz got this

Hall of fame: Ibime
Best verse: Krone (against Jigsaw)
But wordplay: Krone
Best rhymer: Fyh
Best personal : Fyh
Best opener: Fyh (mishandle tester)
Best judge: Elymaxiimus (very straightforward!)
Best closer: ?
Best humour: Warriblood
Best newcomer: Kslibb
Most decent: Kslibb
Best punchlines: Kslibb (some adjustments needed tho)

Opener - 1 point - - Tie

Rhymes - 2 points - - Fyh

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points - - Krone

Punchlines - 3 points - - Tie

Personals - 2 points - - Krone

Flow - 1 point - - Fyh

Wordplays - 2 points - - Krone

Closer - 1 point - - Fyh

Mvgt - Krone

shehuakafi: German Muslim scholar replies on
TERRORISM ... I liked the
answer of this German Muslim scholar
when he was asked
about terrorism and Islam : He said : Who
started the first
world war? not Muslims ? Who started the
second world war ?
not Muslims ? Who killed about 20 millions
of Aborigines in
Australia ? not Muslims ?? Who sent the
nuclear bombs of
Hiroshima and Nagasaki ? not Muslims ??
killed more than
100 millions of Indians in North America ?
not Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of Indians
in south
America ? not Muslims ?? Who took about
180 millions of
African people as slaves and 88% of them
died and were
thrown in Atlantic ocean ? not Muslims ??
No , NOT Muslims!!!
First of all, You have to define terrorism
properly... If a non-
Muslim does something bad..it is crime.
But if a Muslim
commits the same..he is a terrorist... So
first remove this
double standard...then come to the
point!!! , . . . . . I am proud
to be a MUSLIM !!! ARE YOU

Those people u mentioned at a certain point in time acknowledged they did wrong. But if ur Muslim brothers do the same, they give thanks to Allah and seek to do even more. So they're terrorists

Opener - 1 point = TIE

Rhymes - 2 points = FYH

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points = FYH

Punchlines - 3 points =TIE

Personals - 2 points = FYH

Flow - 1 point FYH

Wordplays - 2 points FYH

Closer - 1 point = TIE

MVGT - FYH

yeyenatu: E dey where I put am ooo. Hectic day, man!
How's u? Where is wrongturn? Anyone seen him? And that ckushy of a dude! He can like to run?



YeaYeaNot

Na unto school matter o. How u dey? Ckushy too just disappear, I hope all is well

If una like make una no count am and why Iamaromolaeran vote two times??

Opener - 1 point - Ibime

Rhymes - 2 points - Tie

Similes/ Metaphors 2 points- Tie

Punchlines - 3 points - Ibime (o boy! That airplane with drugs in the nyash make me laugh cry laugh. E dey pain me say Limerich no understand am )

Personals 2 points- Tie (I no wan know wetin dey worry una two jo!)

Flow - 1 point - U3

Wordplays - 2 points - Tie

Closer - 1 point - U3

MHVGT- Ibime

Am beginning to hate this place. Errybody biting errybody