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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 8:50am On Dec 02, 2014
i fit replace anybody o cry make I try luck
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Battles In Pidgin by Wrongturn: 9:11pm On Dec 01, 2014
Bevy12:
Nobody go fit test me

Na me myself dey test
me
No need to dey beef me
Step up your game no
need to dey face me
Love me or hate me you no go fit stop me
I love my flows and my
flows are so loving
My rhymes they keep
coming
Like the tears in my
enemies eye
They never run dry
I see the redness in
your eye but why your pocket don
dry
Like water in the desert
you are absent
I'm the water in the
seas, i'm present
all ur lines na SO SO BLUNDER/ e go better make u NO GO FURTHER/
or u fit mad like ur KOLO BROTHER/ wey dey BORROW TROUSER/
we dey see am for ogoGORO CORNER/
am fly, no oJORO FOR THAT/ feel my SOLO STUNNER/ while Ur type na FOLLOW WAKA/
for street, u be ZOBO HAWKER/ dey form babe for NL but u be HOMO FOR BACK/
even ur mama, i FOLLOW F##K AM/ my lines dey hala like say my FLOW BLOW THUNDER/
but if u flow....na ur TOTO WATER!!!/
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Battles In Pidgin by Wrongturn: 7:32pm On Dec 01, 2014
Bevy12:
No lele
I cover your head like an
elegant gele (local head
gear)
Am the trumpet you
are just a small fere
(whistle)
I enter the place all dem
hater wan mere (run
away)
I make money with
rhymes elo bere (go and
ask)
====================
========
My flow go shake u coz MA RAP NA SHAYO/ if u trip enter my room AH NAK AKPAKO/ finger and BANG YA @SSHOLE/ till u carry belle like PAPA AJASCO/
u come NL to CHOP FROM MAGAS/ Ajegunle babe wey dey JUMP OKADA/ who BORN UR PAPA/ agbero man FOR OKALA/ area boys dey F##K UR MAMA/ ur dp na oyinbo BUT UR NYASH BLACK!/
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 6:58pm On Dec 01, 2014
Heywhizzy:
failed to remind. .today is my birthday. .age_check it on front page
HBD
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 6:35am On Dec 01, 2014
WARRIBLOOD:
Sneeze...
Luv emm Totoful vets
o boy, which day we go battle na? Make we do pidgin brawl grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by Wrongturn: 6:32am On Dec 01, 2014
Opener - tie (I always like direct punches for openers)
rhymes - ibime (krone had longer multies but ibime was better)
Flow - krone
punchlines - ibime
Metaphor - krone (I like that Armstrong and Nollywood lines among the rest)
wordplay - krone
Personals - krone (plain)
Closer - ibime (not everybody will understand ibi is hernia)

7 - 6
Mvgt - krone
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 6:01pm On Nov 29, 2014
JAWASIL:
sup man
Hi
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 8:01pm On Nov 28, 2014
JigsawKillah:
I did and she is
Any proof that she's not?
Any proof she is?
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Match Of Wits V : Captainflash Vs Geoxpress ~ * * by Wrongturn: 1:55pm On Nov 27, 2014
Smh. how many bars did captain drophuh
Mvgt - - - - - - Geoxpress
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 1:52pm On Nov 27, 2014
who said Yeyenatu is fakehuh
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 5:43pm On Nov 24, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
thank God you know it's not advisable to do so.
@ the end of the day, you'll be the one getting weak.

I'm trying to apply this principle of boxing to pening punchlines....
The k.o punches...

You won't know where the punch is coming from or when it's coming. grin
that bar has almost four punches. No tell me say u no dig o undecided
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 5:40pm On Nov 24, 2014
kr0ne:
Even if our buildings short we still dey get full network for my village. That Okija Shrine and ur village oracle dey collabo spoil una network. Why u no chat since wey u travel? grin
and who said am still in the village? Otokoto brother cheesy cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 5:29pm On Nov 24, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
lmao... Has he fought klitscho?
The only way to entertain your crowd is to punch the hell out of ya opponent!...

Same thing david haye did against him.. This dude too likes dancing around... Klitchsco punch the life outta him. lol grin

how will you get points if you keep dancing around nd not punch?

Me nd you dey fight, while you dey entertain crowed with ya dancing around, i dey beat hell out of you... grin
do u knw what they call taunting in boxing? it's done to provoke ur opponent, then he'd come charging at u with the madness of a bull. Doing so he wudn't care for his defenses and that gives u the upper hand to finish him off. Tho it's not advised to taunt except when u feel u've seen ur opponent's weakness
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 5:04pm On Nov 24, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
did you watch samuel peter vs klitchsco?
While peter was busy bouncing nd dancing around, klitshco was punching the hell outta him... Straight punches.

This is the case we have here.

I don't expect a battle rapper to come n start being creative, twisting words up nd down, when he should be straight forward with his punches...
Whoever said boxers dont jab before landing a punch?? whoever said boxer don't entertain with body movementshuh I know one Arab prince who does that and he still wins most of his bouts. All join bro
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 4:19pm On Nov 24, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:
i do not like this night watch man. Shii.. I hate the way he kept repeating it with different meanings... I get bored when someone dances nd dances just to deliver a single punch...
It reminds me of samuel peter against klitchscko.

But ema's punches sweet sha...
Ur wrong bro! thats purely textual wits with good sense of humour. Such lines shud be played often. I like it!
for emaprince i agree with u. That 'stone throw' punch is devilish!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 4:00pm On Nov 24, 2014
I get riches in tons/ girls die for the prince..with they @ss breath ceasing and plump/
There's nothing to 'write home' about bis . . But I'll make sure the news of his death reaches his mom/
They'll make him die like Steven in the bible . . They just a 'stone throw' away from his crib/

^ ^ ^ ^
best punches from emma!!!

Niggas see my Hublot . . . they like "Nice watch, man!"/ Jon Snow of Nairaland. . . I’m in the Knights watch man/
Ema ain’t a Prince, nor a Knights watch man. . . .he’s just a "nice watchman". . . . .according to his abóki colleagues . . . . who are night watchmen!/ grin grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 3:57pm On Nov 24, 2014
Iceskidd:
kk sign up sharpaly make people plenty like say na ucl
Am not good in topicals, their rules too much
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 3:48pm On Nov 24, 2014
Iceskidd:
Guykhena for the upcoming tourney pls I will be using ThaNemesis acct thanx
Which tourney?
don't worry i don see am
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 3:31pm On Nov 24, 2014
mikuz:
Welcome back bro. I want set up a battle between you and Ema Prince. No time.

grin
Emaprince is a boss na but i won't mind o grin
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Match Of Wits III - Ema Prince Vs Ibime ~ * * by Wrongturn: 3:27pm On Nov 24, 2014
Scratch
Rap BattlesRe: * * ~ Match Of Wits III - Ema Prince Vs Ibime ~ * * by Wrongturn:
Opener - 1 point :emaprince

Rhymes - 2 points : tie

Similes/ Metaphors - Ibime

Punchlines - 3 points : Emaprince

Personals - 2 points : Tie

Flow - 1 point : Tie

Wordplays - 2 points : Ibime

Closer - 1 point : Emaprince

5 - 4

Mvgt - Emaprince!!!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 1:30pm On Nov 24, 2014
2068 topic and 58 mentions. na so I dey important reach? grin
Wrongturn is back and ppl wishing me bad shud fidget now. smf krone! Anambra don develop pass ur jungle bro. Last time I travelled to imo the only building taller than me was the village church, dwarves!
Rap BattlesRe: |««CLASH_OF_THE_WARLOCKS| Darkrebel Vs Illness|»»| by Wrongturn: 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
Oh already closed. i saw my mention tho
Rap BattlesRe: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Wrongturn Vs Guykhena ~ * + * by Wrongturn:
One, TWO, BUCKLE MA SHOE/ and here come my GOONS RUNNING YA HOOD/ you alone and helpless. DUDE, WHATCHU GON DO?/
would he STOOP, CALL IT A TRUCE?'/ or would the FOOL SUMMON HIS CREW?/ .... "TEAMCURVES!!" he might bark.
But tha wud only put him in a bad shape to LOSE ...RO-KI-A-TU!/

Chill, am nothing like you/
so I'm BLAZING WITH FREES/ while he SAVING WRITTEN/ and it's SAFE HE RETREATS/ ain't no way this kid SLAYING THE KING?/
''tis twice hard to believe" ..like Rebel not CHANGING HIS NICK/ or Ely CLAIMING FIFTEEN/

I shoot bruce style like i GOT ALL THE LINCENSE/ Wrong is dynamic, and am NOT ON ME PRIME YET/
when vets speak, ur URGED TO BE SILENT/ coz your "senses stale", you need more work ON YOUR MINDSET/
the only time we noticed a change in ur writing was when u started using CUSTOMIZED TEXTS/

Not even written in brail would THE BLIND FEEL YOUR TEXTS/ WE FIND HIM A MESS/ many steps BEHIND ALL THE VETS/
dude must still be using MTEL...HIS LINES DON'T CONNECT/

Rant if u like, I'm still TWO TIMES YOUR REACH/ what am doing is more like "freestyle"...you COULD DIE ON THIS/
I say, i 'drop of the top' COOL TYPE STUNTING/ but if Khena does the same ^ _ ^ ...omo na SUICIDE JUMPING/

It PAINS ME THE DUMMY'S SHALLOW/ that's why i be TAKING THIS BRAWL SH#T AS JOKE/
right here 'we're like friends', but am CANING HIS MOMMY AT HOME/ i'll be cursing me if I proceed diss Guy's 'Father' ..... like SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW/

I extINGUISH YA MERRIMENT/ when i bring you more plagues than the EGYPTIAN PESTILENCE/ look! Am besting him, but THIS KHENA'S NEGLIGENT/even if I bare his brain to a mirror, it won't still reFLECT YA INTELLIGENCE/

this brawl is as good as experiment/
I meant to SCHOOL THE WACK KID AT WORST /but TRUE THIS FAGGIT NA FLOP/ I SHOULD BE SMASHING YA JAWS /
same way Saw ran through u like plyWOOD IN CARPENTER'S SHOP/

AM a sniper with puns, i AIM, SHOOT AND KILL/ I eat bigger cats that cud TAME COOGAR'S SKILL/
no offense, but this LAME FOOL LACKS SKILL/ lesser than a gal, I see a better SAGE THROUGH GLADYYS/
so stick to your poetry! you don't know what A TRUE GLAD IS/

Beating HIM IS A PLATE OF RICE/ he's a leech! To him this site is EVEN A WAY OF LIFE/
one month & 3 days spent! IT'S REALLY A PLAIN SURPRISE/ We know NL is fun, Guy! But it's slowly EATING AWAY YOUR TIME/

am ROBBING OFF HIS PRIDE/ though this fact is less HURTING FOR HIS KIND/ coz he's here early in the day and LONG INTO THE NIGHT/
this broke clown working?, No! he's only holding down on SHIFT, when he LOGS IN TO THE SITE/

So bring ya BULLSH*T FILLERS/ you dumb, and won't still be heard THROUGH THE SPEAKERS/ blame it on your FOOLISH TEACHERS/
'aboki', I don end my story and you can't DO SHII, KHENA!!


Goodluck Guykhena. i'll be off now. May check in tomorrow
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wrongturn: 1:42pm On Nov 13, 2014
somn happened to my facebook, krone. Guykhena, mikuz and the rest am so sorry. I lost ma grandmom 2 days ago and av been busy since running errands. Am the only son and the last born, the rest don marry grin she died in our home and We will be traveling to the villa this Saturday. I won't do no show, i'll script somethn quickly and drop this evening. If I lose we'll battle another day, guykhena. But if I win let geoxpress take over
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Wrongturn: 11:52am On Nov 08, 2014
I vote for sweet Rozzay and er,,,,

Rozzay! grin angry cheesy
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Winner: Jennimma! by Wrongturn: 11:52am On Nov 08, 2014
kr0ne:
Wrongturn, Fuckyouhard, Atikubi, Teddybiyasi, Limerick(guy, abeg tell Klaus to come online), Debdave, Elymaxiimus, Gottoboy, Jigsawkillah, Testerfuze, Gladyys, Darkrebel, PaulThor, Willsofsteel, G3n3sis, Rapbender, Joemystic, Iamtwista, Samcarter, Xpecial007, Geoxpress, (..thinking) please come and vote Rozzay
O boy, my mention no work o
PhonesRe: MTN Launches N10 Recharge Cards Today by Wrongturn: 11:19am On Nov 07, 2014
And the 10 recharge card will last how longhuh
SportsRe: Musa, Enyeama, 23 Others Nominated For African Player Of The Year 2014 by Wrongturn: 11:18am On Nov 07, 2014
Musa and Enyeama (yawns) Yaya Toure jo
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Wrongturn: 12:46pm On Nov 06, 2014
Make I do like Krone. i vote
Rozzay
Rozzay
Rozzay
Rozzay
Rozzay
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 1:54pm On Nov 05, 2014
ThePrekky:
and by this, you mean?
x-Lite members are bunch of cocksuckers
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wrongturn: 1:16pm On Nov 05, 2014
ThePrekky:
www.rap.genius.com/Leonemon-tcx-lyrics#Leonemon-tcx-lyrics?id=1932117 precisely and you'll see what I saw. I'm trying not to presume anything but nothing puts me off reading a battle like seeing stuff I've seen elsewhere on anoda verse
x-Lites = cum drinkers

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