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Celebrities › Re: SOME GUYS SHA Read This And See Some Unnecessarily Break Up Excuses by wtfcoded: 9:32am On Dec 03, 2017
U left ur phone on password, u know what? angry its over!
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Lady Who Claims To Have The Biggest Butt In West Africa by wtfcoded: 10:37pm On Dec 02, 2017
undecided
i don't know what to think mehn.
Maybe i should just go to bed.
She should meet one woman for my area...'nwanyi ike pickup' meaning 'pickup truck ass woman'.
Her nyansh no be 4 here.
Crime › Re: 30-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested In India For Trafficking Cocaine, Hard Drugs. PICS by wtfcoded: 9:25pm On Dec 02, 2017
sarrki:
God please have mercy
We need to do total cleansing of our land
Nigeria name have been battered abroad
That's more reason ipobs want yo secede
They have damaged our name abroad
' Ewu. Ur food don done. Let the masturbation begin. angry
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Was ‘Banned’ From Entering U.S. For 15 Years — Atiku by wtfcoded: 9:16pm On Dec 02, 2017
MayorofLagos:
grin grin grin
See dodging!

Atiku is not denying that they want him in America. He says once he becomes President diplomatic immunity will cover him for travels to America....like it did for Buhari.

Guess who the Americans consult for political inputs on Nigeria?
OBASANJO!

If Atiku thinks he will get Presidency without Obasanjo he is joking.
have u realised that u afonjas are idiotically evil?
Politics › Re: Kelechi Anyikude Honoured By UK Parliament, Amara Kanu Supports Him by wtfcoded: 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2017
Right up there is a true 'nwa afor' doing his thing.
A true 'son of the soil' hustling really hard above par on the hustling scale.
Keep reppin' hard son.
Igbos are the best.

#make i pull pesin leg small#
Politics › Re: Kelechi Anyikude Honoured By UK Parliament, Amara Kanu Supports Him by wtfcoded: 8:50pm On Dec 02, 2017
cosmatika:
As a Gunner and an Igbo man, I'm happy seeing this. We re gonna win Man U dis evening, dunno why I'm so confident
bros abeg i no come later watch the match, wetin dey later play?
grin
TV/Movies › Re: For Cartoon Lovers: What Are Your Favorite Cartoons?? by wtfcoded: 8:41pm On Dec 02, 2017
Every cartoons except the too 'childish' ones.
Celebrities › Re: Governor Ambode Gives N1m To Uju Ngozi Madubogwu Late Actor Obi Madubogwu's Wife by wtfcoded: 8:28pm On Dec 02, 2017
oodualover:
This ambode is an eddiot. How many family of late Yoruba actors have you given such money?
Oloriburuku somebody ni e.
Yoruba people must learn lesson by fire by force.
ur tribalism n hate on the igbos will surely render u mad one day.
Buh guess what, our strenghts also lies in the hate. So bring the hate bro...we love it!!
cool
Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Sex Starved Guys Can Relate To by wtfcoded: 11:25pm On Dec 01, 2017
StrawberryGloss:
Why would a girl come visiting for the first time and then the only thing on your brain is to bang her huh
na normal thing nah. grin
NYSC › Re: Maggots In Food Served At Kebbi NYSC Camp: How True Is This Photo? by wtfcoded: 11:09pm On Dec 01, 2017
That's what happens to ur food when u let flys peach on it. People should stop broadcasting their ignorance n carelessness angry
Nairaland General › Re: My Cousin Killed This Puff Adder Today by wtfcoded: 11:02pm On Dec 01, 2017
Prec1ous:
Snakergency, snakergency!!

Calling all brigade to report to the repitilian parade, beware of incoming insurgence.

Agent Puff Adder has been terminated, i repeat terminated!

This is not a drill, this is not a snake drill. Bite any non-snakisian at sight.

Yours Venomously,
Snakeral Lalasticlala, Python Division.
Commander of the Snakous forces!
egwuriegwu.
Imagine u without nairaland:\
NYSC › Re: Kano Corpers And Camp Soldiers Clash In Karaye NYSC Orientation Camp by wtfcoded: 10:47pm On Dec 01, 2017
Odi ok.
Army people are total saddists. Punishing coppers for no reason is a no no!!
Orientation camp cool is supposed to be lively not look like a jail with less socialization. angry
i mean where's the fun? angry
Romance › Re: Advice me please: My Wife To Be Is On 30day Monthly Cycle With 7days Period by wtfcoded: 10:38pm On Nov 30, 2017
Bring her to stay with me for 30 days so that i'll be able to discover it myself n give u a good result.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Did Not Die On Any Cross! by wtfcoded: 10:33pm On Nov 30, 2017
Na u get ur mouth.
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Vehicles Manufactures Made In Nigeria Luxury SUV by wtfcoded: 10:12pm On Nov 30, 2017
Dem try for this one.
Needs more facelifting on the one that looks like the new SRT grand cherokee.
Na to buy am,then carry black spray clear that innoson boldly written on white there. angry
Celebrities › Re: Plastic Surgery Goes Wrong For 19 Year Old Angelina Jolie Fan(pics) by wtfcoded: 10:07pm On Nov 30, 2017
U're joking right? Cuz this is really messed up.
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Rains Curses On Another Lady For Not Believing Her Pastor's Miracle.Photos by wtfcoded: 12:13pm On Nov 30, 2017
magzey:
I bet this insult is from east land grin grin grin
easterners n deep insults are like bread n butter.
Some use insults to even start greeting like:
1ST PERSON: idiot how far nah? long time no 'see'.
2ND PERSON; mad man i dey o,how ur stupid life nah?
1ST PERSON: we thank God o. How is that ur ashawo mum n ur entire idiotic family doin'?
2ND PERSON: my brother we dey fine o...

#in Burna boyz voice; 'na so the tin go'.
Car Talk › Re: Would You Buy This 1914 Peugeot L45 2-seater Racecar For N2.7 Billion? (photos) by wtfcoded: 11:27am On Nov 30, 2017
And someone decides to insult my conscience. Autojosh why?
Politics › Re: Which Is The Most Developed Geo-Political Zone In Nigeria? by wtfcoded: 10:07am On Nov 30, 2017
Ucheosefoh:
You are right you can't blame Ndubuisi when Lagos has the only functioning seaport and airport and as a business minded person he will move to Lagos where it will be cheaper to set up his business.
He will not be paying extra fees to transport his contenders (for big importers) to the SE when he can set up his business in Lagos and be distributing his goods nationwide.
The same mentality are shared by foreign investors who know that Lagos is the center of excellence and commerce. He will prefer to stay close to seaport and where the market (a compilation of every tribe in Nigeria and foreigners) is. Since Lagos is filled up the next destination is Ogun state.
But that doesn't mean that huge business is not going on in Aba, Onitsha and Nnewi which are 95% owned by the the people of south east.
That same Ndubuisi will go home to help with others to develop his village and help train his villagers in his line of business.
The same Ndubuisi can migrate to PH to work in oil industry or set up a business near oil workers.
The southwest has the highest IGR I hope you know those revenues are generated from different businesses own by south west, southeast and foreigners
while in southeast it is 95% indigenous business.
The same Ndubuisi can't boast of any FG presence in his region.
well said bro.
Whatever becomes of the southeast tomorrow,they should that southeast is the pride of igbos n not Nigeria.
Lagos n ibadan was first built by the british n later by all Nigerians.
Even the said indigenes didn't contribute up to 30 percent of its wealth.
I travelled to malaysia to make more money n develop my land.
If the government of nigeria didn't negelected or marginalized the southeast, this yellowbas won't be here typing trash like they made lagos what it is.
Most times i keep quiet because they(afonjas) already know the truth.
Politics › Re: Which Is The Most Developed Geo-Political Zone In Nigeria? by wtfcoded: 9:50am On Nov 30, 2017
lionjungle3000:
As Asari DOkubo said...Open all Seaports in SS; Port Harcourt, Onne, Calabar and Warri, and Riverport in Ontisha, and cut off oil allocation to Lagos, and watch Lagos fall like pack of cards. He said you will see yorubaas begging in the streets like Alamajiris. These people have nothing, they use Niger Delta oil allocation money to service their loans, deceiving you they are doing well. Did you know that all SW states have exceeded their borrowing limits? Meaning, banks will not loan them money again. That's why they are afraid of separation as Igbos want. What are you afraid of, afonjas? You claim you are this, that, you are tall like Iroko, but when we tell you to stand alone since you are all that and contributing to Nigeria more than others, you say no; whom are you deceiving? You think we are fools? Same Igbos you say contributes nothing, want to be alone, you panic and use all avenues of evil and envy to rubbish their struggle. Wicked evil things!
grin
truth like this hurts.
One day, Igbos n other SS will surely pay them back for their attrocities.
If not for the British pple ehnn, the north region for better pass that southwest.
Here are the three things that will make igbos n other SS region blow bigger:
*separation.
**restructuring.
***igbo president.
Any of this must surely come to pass.
Politics › Re: 2019: Buhari Hints On Contesting Again by wtfcoded: 9:27am On Nov 30, 2017
Ofe nsala day remix on my mind
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze And Davido Reacts To Video Of Pastor Adeboye Asking For N1 Billion by wtfcoded: 9:17am On Nov 30, 2017
I pity the gullible followers.
I remember when a pastor was invited to my church some time ago. After all sermon n prayer, he said if u know that u have 10k 5k 2k 1k 500h, that u should come out to the alter for the blessing of the lord.
He arranged everybody in a queue according to the money he requested.
Mehn after that day, i realised that people are just plain stupid!
Romance › Re: This Break Up Is Too Intense, I'm Never Ever Going To Date Any Girl Again. by wtfcoded: 8:56am On Nov 30, 2017
This is how guys felt when they didnt hit the pussyy. Next time no go do holy holy for these babes
Business › Re: Nigeria, Libya In Focus As OPEC Meets Today by wtfcoded: 8:28am On Nov 30, 2017
We need an igbo president.
Romance › Re: Wole Soyinka's Son Oretunlewa,marries His Igbo Sweetheart,nneka In Atlan.photos by wtfcoded: 8:14am On Nov 30, 2017
Rhemy2013:
Nah thunder of sango go strike u down
Eleribu fah grin


I dnt deal with child abuse boy like u,I don already born pikin like u comot for yansh
Amadioha will make luv to u tonight.
Just watch n see.
Nairaland General › Re: Can This Be True? by wtfcoded: 11:52pm On Nov 29, 2017
It's snake matter shey? Puts on the seat belt as we embrace the promised land.
Health › Re: Why Does Morning Breath Smell So Bad? by wtfcoded: 11:38pm On Nov 29, 2017
Bacterial action in ur mouth. Use mouth wash like listerine or brush ur teeth b4 bedtime
Fashion › Re: Ladies, What Do You Think About Chokers? by wtfcoded: 10:54pm On Nov 29, 2017
Xano:
More like dog collar tags.
This concept should be for dogs not women
Politics › Re: UK Set To Return $900m Alamieyeseigha’s Loot To Bayelsa by wtfcoded: 10:38pm On Nov 29, 2017
900 million what? In Dollar abi in naira? Chai, this crime dey heavy me for ear o.
Celebrities › Re: Mr 2kay Buys Mercedes Benz, Weeks After He Was Robbed And Beaten by wtfcoded: 9:45pm On Nov 29, 2017
Which version of C class is that?

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