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delishpot:
I know. Just that they play a fast game on you. They may distract you and mix in some stuff within a second. They know the trick no jaz involved.just know the right drug, the right time to switch it and the right razmataz effect.

well i cant detest that cos i wasnt realy myself at d moment.
Even when he asked me to mention my atm pin louder three times that he wants to call it after me, i felt like why d need for this, buh dere is was a force telling me to do what he said.

RoyalBlak007:
Kashybaby....This is one of the

[color=#AB56BA]Nairalanders I av met...Yeah@wuminity[/color]

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well, nice one there.

delishpot:
That salt you licked could have been replaced with something else. Some mood enhancing drug could have been mixed in the salt . Next time don't take something from strangers and put in your mouth.

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nah i bought d salt my self and tore it myself before dipping my hand in it.

lol..... Royalblack is dis real?

By this time, he wasnt comfortable again, he then said i shud start going so i told him that he should let me see d 50 naira av given him, i took d money, den i said cant he give me d money dat i want to use it and buy something i wud eat on my way home and he said ok,
He wants me to leave buh i didnt. i told him that am scared dat i dont knw him, that how can i believe him, he said i shud not doubt dat i shud go.
Buh my fear now is dat i pray dis man has not exchange my fortune.God should help me, cos am sure dis man used a spell in speaking with me.

so he said he is through wit d prayer that d evil people will try to fight me because of d prayer, buh i should not boder dat i will overcome, that somethin would be returned to me in my dream, that it is my fortune. that i should start going. i then started askin him questions dat where is he frm, he said ekiti, i den asked him to let me see wat is inside his handkerchief, he said it is his id card, buh my mind said it is an atm, so i just manipulate him with smile and collect d nylon, behold when i loosed it, wat i saw is an expired and outdated atm.

then he asked me to tie my atm inside a black nylon which i did, he den asked me to bring sand, i also did dat, den he said i shud bring any amount with me be it 50 naira or any amount so i brought out d 50 naira, he then told me to use d money to circle my head three times, i did so, he used the sand to rub the nylon and gave me to pour it to my back, i did so, he then said i shud throw d money on d floor,i did so. it was den i got myself, i was now afraid.

He then asked me dat d atm with me, is it mine or i was sent on errand, i said its mine, den he said he will collect prayer money frm me o, so i smiled and said am avin only 55 naira here o, and he said wat about d money i went to go and collect, and i said i only went to go and recharge, so he said like aw much do i have in d account and i said its 600 naira.

He den advice me that the first i will build in my life i should paint it white, i said ok, after d prayer, he said i shud remove my hand frm d salt and dip it in my mouth, and i did so. he told me to put my hand back into the salt and he said i shud remove it and i did so. Then he said i should sprinkle little to my left side, my front and my right side. After that, he then said i shud put spit on my left palm and rub it on my head, i did so. He then said wud i b greatful, and i said yes. he then said if it is true that my fortune has been changed that the spit i spat on my palm should appear on the back of my hand. and it happen, buh dis moment, i wasnt myself again.

He told me dat he can see me among white race people dat have i travelled before, i said no, he asked me that have i built a house dat he saw me in a white house i said no, he said do i av a car, i said no, then he said my fortune has been changed by people (AYE), dat i have good fortune buh it has been changed, den i started getin scared.

I bought dangote salt, as i was coming back, i saw him on d way as i was returning to him,so he told me that he was already going,that he taught i was not going to get the salt. Then he continued that, we should look for a place and sit so that he can pray for me. so we found a place and sat. he then told me to open the salt and dip my left middle finger in it and start praying.Also he said i shud mention my name and my mothers name. he asked me how old i am,and my month, i told him, after praying he then started reciting some incantation like prayer which he asked me to recite after him.

He then ask me if i wud be greateful, and i said yes. This moment i was doubting him in my mind wen he said he wants to do me a favour, that i should quickly go and buy salt, that he wants to use d salt to pray for me. He told me dat should he wait or i will go and buy it, i then told him i will buy it, den i went to buy d salt.

This is a new way that fraudsters uses in collecting money frm people.
Today, around 5:pm, i went to d bank inother to recharge on my phone through atm. As i was coming back, i have walked like 3 minutes away frm d bank.This man just showed up beside me nd told me that i am a glorious person,buh i first look at him in surprise cos i dont knw him, so i just nod, he then continued that i av seven fortune frm heaven,but wat have i done to this woman she is seein beside me, that the woman is responsible for wat am passin through, den i now started giving him attention.

With the way things is going in Nigeria, that 4 fresh tomatoes is sold for 200 naira, can u do without eating fresh tomatoes?

lol

smile.... me.

How to play real temple run game. This is for those who want to learn how to play Temple run game. Dear Brothers and Sisters, Real men dont play Temple Run. They go to the ZOO, SLAPS a LION, and run.

orikz:
lol... u and main campus go finish ur program late oo.
oke ogun poly saki/saki campus (tops) cef protest but its not up 10days break b4 resuming back and we started exam immediately.
4weeks gone out of our second semester now.

hmn wen we neva write last semester exam,,, i don take fate.

She slept with her snake and the vet told her someting very shocking.

This is a true story of a woman from india, who lived in the middle ages and had a pet snake python which she loves so much, the snake is 4 meters long, and looks healthy.

However, one day, her unusual pet just stopped eating. This lack of appetite in the snake continued over a few week, the desperate woman tried everytin she could and offered anything a snake would strangle and eat, nothing works. Finally, the woman took her loving pet to the vet as a last resort.

The vet listend to the woman carefully and asked "does your snake sleeps with u at night, wrap around u closely and spread through out its lenght?" The woman was suprised nd with a lot of hope she said "yes! yes! it does it everyday and it makes me feel so sad, because i see something asking of me and i cannot help it to feel better" then the vet said something shocking and most unexpected,

"Madam your pet is not sick; it is just preparing to eat you," yes, the python wasnt sick but has been preparing to eat her instead, "Everytime its creeping and hugging you, wrapping around your body, it is checking size to weigh how a greate meal you are and how it must be prepared before the attack, and yes it does not eat in order to have enough space to digest you more easily", The Vet said.

This story comes with a MORAL, Even people close to you, whom you are very affectionate with can have mean intentions, you need to identify the snake around you, and their true intent. Hugs and kisses are not always honest, (ask Jesus, he will tell you about Judas Iscariot)

Dont fear the enemy that attacks you, but the fake friends that hugs you.

The Management of The Ibarapa Polytechnic,Eruwa,at its meeting on Tuesday,26th april,2016,has graciously decided to re-open the Institution on TUESDAY,3RD MAY,2016. just exactly 4 weeks and 5 days After the students of the school were sent home for a semester break, without writing first semester exam, due to students protest on the first day of first semester exam which is on monday,28th march, 2016.
The 2015/2016 First Semester Examinations starts immediately.
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sirusX:
Count and find out what's up

i couldnt view dis clearly wit my fone. can someone just explain it to me.

i can only see 6

i no go talk now..... *sips coke*

alright,
spreads mat.

ok

abeg anybody wey read d tin finish shud summarise it for me.

GasAndOilTheory:
still waiting for picture of the bride and groom

lol

Saraki Saraki, na wa o.




And all dis treasure of urs, will not follow u to ur grave wen u die o....

SaintHephzibah:
you need etiquettes.

she is sayin d fact.
if dis is a serious matter i dont c d reason why sometin like lol should come in.

when we all know dat some things posted on nairaland are lies. exept some which are true.