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How many minutes now please?

I don't know why this is funny to me

kernniejay:
Those shoes must have been built by a leprous aboki shoe maker from Jigawa state.

Haba!
This is harsh.

Ihatebuhariwith:
no go marry ss2 student o �

Lol,,,, ok sir.

Leriik:
Na this type of story i want every Nairaland babes to they share as testimony/


Candidlady

Doggedfighter

Wuminity

Datboredberry

Joan

Siofra

No p,,,, we go share am very soon.

AlphaMale666:
I'm 30 years old now and frankly speaking, I know I'm never gonna get married!

Even my father sent me a Whatsapp message some weeks ago with a bold text saying "never get married my boy!" " you're my son, and I'll never lie to you". He's living a miserable life with the stupid witch he put in his house. But nobody forced him to get married! So he's getting the taste of his own medicine!

Even if he didn't tell me any of this, I already knew my destiny. I knew I was born to die single and nobody will take this wonderful single life away from me!

Lol.....you are just 30 now, and you are a man.

What should a 30 years old woman do?

You can marry anytime if you want oga.

Just make sure you get money first.

Dagger111:
Kindly show me where i called Celestial members bad.

However, na u do mouth like parrot so for ur profile?

What does red flag mean again sir?

Na me, commot body from my pics.

My music idol.

She don fat o.

Dagger111:
Hmm..... Run from her pls. A lady told me same, she goes to Celestial Church, that should be a red flag for me but i put my fat head. It got to a point, if i haven't see her kpekus f3ck in 2 days, i won't get myself. Every other kpekus become non attractive to me. She took in for me (story for another day). She is an outing and party type person, so i cant cope with that. At the end, i summoned courage and prayed hard, i told her i want to quit, i refused her seeing me privately, i keep running till she got tired. It was a log story bro, just run, she will collect you as she said oo. Shora fun obinrin o, Olohun awa peelu e o..


However, if this topic hit FP, this will be my first FTC, meaning this year will be interesting for me. I believe... Pls quote me once it hit FP.

Oga forget that she is a celestial, if a woman will do something, she will definitely do. Even if she belong to other denomination.

You wan talk say you no know say juju dey as well, abi you don forget herbalist too, don't leave cleric men aside too.

FYI, I am proudly a celestial member, but I won't retain a man against his will.

No matter how much I want you, that will not make me retain you if you don't feel the same way with me.

Kindly correct your notion that celestial members are bad.

Says a man who is not married.

How many has he wooed and retained?

E be like say Dem fall him hand,

Maybe uncle tried to woo a babe with money but failed.

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

You should have opted for D&C right from the start, it is always the best.

Do the D&C in a standard hospital, not a quak practitioner's place, and you will be glad you did.

Btw, you are not supposed to make this public.

Yus2020:
Those idiot that collected transport from me without coming Yahoo boys will harvest their parts this year

This one off me.

Na your transport pain you pass.

BigDick70inch:
Pls what’s the update on supplementary list??
Have any of them be sent email??

Or Private list for Oga at the top??

We still dey wait o

Which person heart I go melt like this.

If you are viewing this topic,
hellfire straight.

ezenwaez:
Hopefully by year ending

You mean ending of 2022?

Thanks for the reminder.

ezenwaez:
If you are an Npower Batch C Volunteer under the graduate category and during the last physical verification your status was showing applicant, but now it has changed to beneficiary, please be rest assured that you will be selected for Npower Batch C2.

All Npower Batch C Volunteers have been advised to always check their NPower NASIMS deployment and verification status for updates.

Please if you are an Npower Batch C Volunteer and you have not done physical verification, please you are not entitled to payment, payment is only for Npower volunteers that have successfully completed their physical verification.

Npower volunteers under the non graduate category that have not been posted and are yet to undergo their training are also not entitled to payment, Npower non graduate volunteers will be paid when they have been posted and have commenced work at their places of apprenticeship and training, duration of camp training is three months after which the non graduates are to commence apprenticeship which will last for nine months.

when is the next application going to be available please.

thaiwwo:
The last time they recruited last was 2010. All what they are doing was replacement

Thanks for your response,
Does this apply to frsc immigration too?

Single

Not ready to mingle.

thaiwwo:
Wait till next 4years. LOL Wait till next 4years. LOL

Really?
Does it take up to 4 years before another will be open ?

Shogologo:
Please, can I report to camp with provisions and grubs? Cos as I dey like this, I'm planning to hit location with one garawa of Gari o. Anyone with 1st hand info should please reply.
Cos e go pain me if dem seize these stuffs for gate o. Milo and milk don cost o

Silentgroper:
Sorry, it's a public forum. That cant happen.. By the way, shouldnt u be preparing for jamb?? .

Then, you are welcome.

By the way jamb is still next year,,,,, so I still got enough time to prepare

Silentgroper:
Same as u

Mind your business

You ain't OP, are you?

Airforce1:
Dis one will like trouble too much, see how mouth

Leave my mouth, let's talk about your head.

Show us the back view of the head

Idiot instead of you to focus on cooking a delicious meal all you was concerned was to take pictures so you could share well you got what you deserve... olodo oloriburuku

This comrade dey vex

Mandorland:
this navy recruitment is not for bsc holders

It's for who?

Gofwane:
If you know that you grill dead vultures or sell memory card inside hold-up while claiming to be a musician (if you know, you know) , don't come to this party O!

According to the CIA, enough Nairaland Unknown Gun Men are waiting for you.

Airforce1:
I just got a new hair cut to welcome in the new year 2022

My spirit directed me to get this hair cut maybe I fit blow

See phoros below

Lalasticlala Mynd44

You

No

Even

Fine

paulolee:
u self base for lag?

Nah,

I don't

MrHighSea:
No marriage proposals biko

Dem no go hear o