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Politics › Re: Senate Recommends 2-year Imprisonment For False Statements On Social Media by wytecat: 6:38pm On Dec 02, 2015

Everyone(mother, father, grandparents and kids) from a section of the country will spend 2 years behind bars. This couldn't have come at a better time for a people that can't be caught dead with truth.

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 11:22pm On Dec 01, 2015

You are the lazy hungry that don't want to work, and not only your heart will ache but your stomach. Your useless mother has failed to raise you to be a real man since you spend the better part of your life fuckin her.

lomprico:

E pain am!
Zombie! Na ur mama whey no abort u I blame.
Wawa tolotolo!

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 11:01pm On Dec 01, 2015

Your mother the foool is still at home. Lazy man go and work, find a construction site and carry sand, Your life just vanish before your very eye. OLEDANU!

lomprico:
Why r u reasoning like a fool? A graduate can be very poor, can be disabled, can be elderly and so on. Stop being a zombie. Apc promised 5k to d poor,after they won, first they denied it, now they have twisted it. I wonder what next they will cook up concerning this issue. Lemmi guess they will only pay d 5k for 3months then stop. Rubbish!
This country can NEVER progress because of people like you and unfortunately, ur type are many.

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 10:44pm On Dec 01, 2015

Thank God there's no welfare system in Nigeria, the youth would have been more useless than they are now. See me see trouble! Able bodied men would prefer to receive N5,000 monthly than to sell recharge cards! How did we go this wrong!

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 10:32pm On Dec 01, 2015

And since when did being poor graduate puts you in the class of these poorest like disabled and poor elderly and poor and so on? Go back and read my other comments, I don't have time for empty talks.

lomprico:
Mind u, a graduate can be very poor.

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 10:21pm On Dec 01, 2015

Who knows, you might be fockin your mother for real, or why is your life hovering around this very word! My handle is the one you will never forget just like those before you. Yours doesn't have energy around it, empty just like your life.

Lionsclaw:
Hahahahahaha So I made you sad lol?
Now that I have made you repeat the words 'motherfvcker' now I will easy your pain and grant your hearts desire which is for me not to reply you again
Now you know your mother is a motherfvcker.
And dont forget the signature LION'SCLAW

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 10:15pm On Dec 01, 2015

adepaki:
Wytecat vs lionclaws!!! Who dey win?

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 10:02pm On Dec 01, 2015*

We both know you meant your mother, and it shows on you. I mean she really has to be one hell of a motherfoker to give birth to a sadist like you willing to give arm and leg for N5,000 instead of working like a man.

Lionsclaw:
You dont get my emphasis. I said your mother is a motherfvcker

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 9:52pm On Dec 01, 2015

I've weaned you off the N5,000?
Tell your mother to do a good job on your siblings, she has already passed down her uselessness to you.

Lionsclaw:
Awwww you are so poor and petty. Dont forget your mother is a motherfvcker

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2015

Not laying your hands on the N5,000 will be the cause of your death. Any self respecting unemployed graduate would find it insulting to be paid that monthly when they can do petty business. But you poverty stricken, welfare bumkin won't have any of that. Heaven forbids bad thing, in a league of a rustic sausage like you? Never!

Lionsclaw:
Hahahaha you are sure going to die on top of 5k o. Dont let unemployed graduates hear u. They will skin u alive. Motherfvcking dirty pig You are so not my league

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 9:26pm On Dec 01, 2015

Hehe! You are just beating yourself to death for nothing. You don't come across as someone who is out of poverty, if you can advocate for graduates to wait on N5,000 while waste away when they can be making something on their own, no matter how small. It's a faceless forum and anyone can be that guy with R.Royce today and Bentley tomorrow, but where your heart is as far as you have shown is in poverty, and something tells me you are a welfare rat where you are.

Lionsclaw:
Hahahaha I feel you fuming with rage.
I sure struck a cord right?
Listen to me motherfvcker you are a NOBODY stop explaining about 5k naira to me. Over here its parking change for my car. Thats how useless your naira is and all through your quotes you keep mentioning 5k naira. Talk of poverty

Celebrities › Re: Fans Call Out Genevieve Nnaji Over Heavily Photoshopped Picture by wytecat: 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2015

The dwarf lives on Photoshop. That's the only reason we are able to look at her. Thank goodness for make up laboratory too. Some kids would have be hounded by nightmares looking at her bare skin.

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 8:47pm On Dec 01, 2015

The only person hurting here is you, from how you wish to be and counted among almanjiri just for N5,000 to wishing you were born by a a better mother who would have instilled in you the importance of self confidence and not depend on peanuts handouts. Your mother got her vj burnt for nothing pushing a useless boy that will never amount to anything in life. Omo koriko!

Lionsclaw:
Motherfvcking son of a motherfvcking mother.
I know I have really hurt you today......and let's not talk about wealth I am certain you are way beneath my league a55hole

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 8:18pm On Dec 01, 2015

Hungry boy, you are here wanting to be an almanjiri just to get common N5,000 like your life depends on it. I will feed your whole family without blinking. Lazy thief, your mother wouldn't even qualify to work as a maid in my house. You and your mother are worse than the almanjiri that are at the Idp camp maiduguri.

Lionsclaw:
[/s] I told your mother is a motherfuck.ing amaljiri mama!
Your mother is a slave to my mother's house maids dude and we are far from the Nigerian sun that makes you reason like a goat
No hard feeling guy I see that you are terribly restless from how I handled your matter. The thing pain you.
But get this -your mama is a mother fvcker

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 7:50pm On Dec 01, 2015

Useless lazy Bum, selling recharge cards is better than waiting for N5,000 from the fg that could have gone to those I mentioned earlier in my posts, and it's because neer do well like you it may be difficult to empower some unemployed.No food for you the lazy. If your mother sold recharge cards to put you through school, why don't you want to do the same instead of wishing to be almajirized? There's dignity in labor, but not to you who will end up being burnt with tyres around your neck for stealing after biting of your mother's ear off for failing to raise you to believe in yourself. What's the purpose of your education if you still have to wait for N5,000 to feed?
I'm sure with this your view, you are a disaster waiting to happen. Oloshi, get a bowl and just go and start begging since you will never be able to do anything for yourself. May devil punish you and your dead beat mother x10 more than whatever you are currently going through.

Lionsclaw:
Hmmm I feel you buddy. Your stupidity runs in your family God punis.h you and your motherfuck.ing amaljiri mama! Since you think it makes sense to give almajiris who didnt struggle to go to sch money but the educated ones who dont have jobs should not be considered. In your mumuish view everyone in Nigeria should sell recharge card to live. Mumu

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 5:38pm On Dec 01, 2015

Why does he have to depend on N5,000 handouts when he can have a branch of the recharge cards business to train his own children just as his mom has done? He might even add an edge to it as a graduate, and take the business to a higher level.
You and your mother who raised you up to be a bum are the problems of welfare.

Lionsclaw:
SO that boy whose mother sold recharge card to send him to school and now has graduated without job cannot get d 5k abi? He is not poor because he is a graduate right?
You and buhari have dullness in common

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 3:11pm On Dec 01, 2015*

If "tackling corruption" is not part of fixing Nigeria, what is? Nigeria has a tailor made problems mostly fueled by corruption and we have to go through there to fix it. Only enemies of Nigeria would not see that Buhari is the Moses out of the quagmire we are in. And like Moses, Buhari is having a hell of distraction and trouble from every angle, but no doubt in my mind that he will scale through and leave Nigeria way better than we have now.

maupe:
Have you ever heard the President say, he wants to fix Nigeria. All he says, is that he will tackle corruption. You should stop, adding to the President's plate. The likes of the VP, Oyegun and Lai Mohammed are the cause of all this confusion.

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Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2015

Not exactly. First of Buhari never said 'dependents' and you can be heavily dependent of your rich parents while the poorest are dependents of your trash can outside. The unemployed should never be encouraged to settle for handouts. I know Buhari will fix this country, and something will be done for the serious unemployed. Buhari is building Nigeria from scratch, he had no foundation to build on, we just have to give him time. I believe he will set up a bank where unemployed can secure soft loans for business. I know he's getting there.

maupe:
All these classes of people together, with the unemployed are known as dependents.

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 2:36pm On Dec 01, 2015

Some are more vulnerable.
While some are vulnerable to not being able to have 24kt gold shaved on deserts, others are over asoebi while the poorest are vulnerable of sleeping with empty stomachs an die of common malaria.

Iykopee:
Who is not vulnerable in Nigeria?

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Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 2:23pm On Dec 01, 2015

The elderly, disabled, orphans, widows and institutionalized.

maupe:
Who are the most vulnerable Nigerians.

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola New Born Baby And Wife (Photos) by wytecat: 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2015*

Daughter of pimpp & hoe, it's not my fault that you and your mother have ruined your chances among humans, and can only find your fit in the rubber world.

BornnAgainChild:
Your mother is the hoe ringer and dredged canyon here...goat

Politics › Re: We Promised 5,000 Naira To 'Vulnerable Nigerians', Not Graduates - Lai Mohammed by wytecat: 1:58pm On Dec 01, 2015

Lai is right. Buhari said "the poorest Nigerians".

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Politics › Re: There Will Be No Improvement In Africa Until The IQ Of The Population Is Raised. by wytecat: 6:17am On Dec 01, 2015*

@Op, your points are not insignificant, if look you at the manner most Nigerians expect Buhari to wave a magic wand to fix the massive rot in the system, you will see that the country is full of mentally challenged people. The ruins we have now have built up over time with 16 years of pdp, so why can't we give Buhari at least 16 months before giving up on him? Most Nigerians hate themselves and their country. When the Generators that are releasing dangerous fumes and causing their children hearing problems were banned, these animals screamed murder, what sort of people are these? Almost every home in Nigeria has a hole in the ground and we are at risk of sinking when the limestone or whatever we are sitting on gives way, why can't a street share one borehole? The country is sick and the people are on life support. They want smooth roads but don't want to pay taxes, only in Nigeria.

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Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Blasts A Fan Who Criticised Her Weight(pics) by wytecat: 2:17am On Dec 01, 2015

The anorexic!
Naturally thin doesn't look like this, flesh is almost falling off the bones in her legs, I'm sure her ribs are bulging too.
The girl sure needs some burgers and shakes in her life.

Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola New Born Baby And Wife (Photos) by wytecat: 1:48am On Dec 01, 2015

Now this a dumped hoe ringer!
Dredged canyon haha!
Btw, I heard the guy is all muscle grin

BornnAgainChild:
Good for him...at least he was able to scale through with his small dickson....Hehehehe

Politics › Re: What Zamfara Man Saw In Remi Tinubu Five Days Ago by wytecat: 12:36am On Dec 01, 2015

People often forget that politicians too have real family homes they were born and raised.

baralatie:
When I read I was like whaaat!

Politics › Re: Senate Summons Fashola Over Falling Bridges by wytecat: 7:17pm On Nov 30, 2015

Right!

1miccza:
It's simply not a reason to summon a Minister who's barely one month old.

Politics › Re: What Zamfara Man Saw In Remi Tinubu Five Days Ago by wytecat: 7:02pm On Nov 30, 2015*

That's a lie!

Her maternal family is Ikusebiala and paternal is Odugbesa from ogun state. And Lola Akande is her elder sister.

You can watch the video of her 50th birthday and see how she was almost kneeling to greet guests. Also pictures of her on both kneels in front her late mother in law.

warripekin:
That's my sister . Itsekiri women are the best when it comes to running homes. We are diplomats. Check Bode George, gaius obaseki, Jeremiah useni etc, they all have something in common. They married beautiful tsekiri women. Aunty remi is very caring from personal experience.

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Politics › Re: Agitation For Biafra Gains Momentum As 10 Groups Declare Support by wytecat: 12:15am On Nov 26, 2015

Impostor, start by being yourself first, be proud of being ibo, only foolish cowards hide behind another identity even on a faceless forum.

SegunAdewole:
Let us stop making noise as yorubas and start thinking of getting out of stupid one nigeria. What have yorubas benefitted. Me i have started farming cocoa in my village because Nigeria must divide.

Politics › Re: Senate Summons Fashola Over Falling Bridges by wytecat: 12:12am On Nov 26, 2015

When a minister who is barely getting his foot in the door is being summoned in a game of mischief we know all too well, too things come to mind, total distraction or give me all is the the beat.

1miccza:
I go School naaa. Na me break our Teasher slate that year oo

teamchocolate:
This wyte cat u wickedt o....
I don't see why Fashola has to build bridges in biafra... That's none of Nigeria's business..Let nigeria build Nigerian bridges first!!!

Politics › Re: Senate Summons Fashola Over Falling Bridges by wytecat: 6:50pm On Nov 25, 2015*

If this is about (whatever the bridge that connects the SE is called) Fashola won't make an empty bridge that is used only once a year a priority while the ones that are important to the economy of the whole country wait. SE won't need the niger bridge anyway since it will be blown to cut them off from Nigeria when the time comes.

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Politics › Re: Agitation For Biafra Gains Momentum As 10 Groups Declare Support by wytecat: 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2015

Where have these duplicated groups been huh

These opportunistic cowards and hungry groups are now coming out of the woodwork to position themselves for crumbs that may come from what translates to negotiation to them, since they 've heard there may be a dialogue according to a sultan, Sorry, Buhari will not be negotiating with you like that

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