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chaseblack:
So he has money to build a mansion but does not have money to buy clothes. Abi the law says palm wine taller must not wear shirt?

Palm wine tappers don't usually wear fancy clothes to do their business except when going to the market to sell the drink, he has 56 Palm trees he climbs 3times a day so how do except him to put Fancy clothe

Outdated practice no longer obtainable

Way back in the village when I was still under ten,a very beautiful fair girl from the city,she likes me so much fellows me around the neighborhood because we live close to each other, she introduced kissing to me which I totally dislike because it feels tasteless for me, after I will start spitting

MrBanner:
Yes, I have checked the account, and I can clearly see how much work you've put into masking your identity. You've done this before, remember? You like to have an account where you can "be yourself" . You were even posting penis enlargement products just to appear different, but you were still fished out and banned, so your antics are not new to me. There is no level you won't stoop, Celestine.

if you have any problem with the guy Celestine you are mentioning go and settle your differences this is a faceless forum you cannot be at your end and throwing allegation anyhow. the reason why I commented on that post is the points raise there you are not commenting on that you are busy saying another thing.

MrBanner:
Isn't that exactly how you always accuse me of being a scammer whenever I call you out? Except in your case you're 100% guilty and I'm not. Or you think I haven't known your alts for quite sometime now? That I'm silent doesn't mean that I don't observe. Unlike you who accuses every tom dick and Harry who doesn't support your thieving business of being your rival scammer. You should be ashamed of yourself, Celestine. It's been 2 solid years and I'm still begging you to go and look for a decent job and leave scamming. Shame on you, bro. Shame on you!

I am not Celestine check this profile very well,I am not interested in whoever is begging on nairaland I only commented on a post made by someone else I am not your problem go and face front guilty conscience fears no accusation

MrBanner:
If it isn't Celestine Nwankwo the wheelchair criminal..
I've spent so much time hounding you on this forum that I can smell your Enugu-esque penmanship from a mile away! Nairaland beggar, you've come to give moral support to your comrade in arms. Godspeed guys, I'm rooting for you both.

you are a hypocrite, you are crying foul because they call you out of a supposed involvement with scamming and you are accusing somebody else of the same thing

king Charles....in a nutshell

1. Charles had a babe called Camilla.
2. Camilla was not a Virgin
3. Tradition dictated that Charles must marry a Virgin
4. Diana was minding her business and facing her front
5. Charles was told to marry her senior sister
6. Her sister smelled a rat and backed out
7. Failing to marry her senior sister, Buckingham Palace discovered Diana was a Virgin
8. In addition to being a Notable Virgin, Diana was from a family more royal than the current royal family
9. Charles married Diana
10. Charles didn’t tell Diana his babe was still Camilla
11. Diana hadn’t even been engaged to Charles for five minutes when Camilla gave expo.
12. Camilla was married with 3 children to Charles sister’s ex boyfriend
13. Diana became depressed realising she was just there for decoration, and the real marriage was Charles and Camilla.
14. Diana gave birth to William and Harry and kept deceiving herself that Charles would change since she had given him the heirs to the throne, but Charles was recalcitrant and unrepentant.
15. Diana tried confronting Camilla several times but Camilla resolutely refused to stop
16. Frustrated and depressed, Diana developed bulimia and other psychological problems from the stress and started turning into a skeleton
17. After several medical interventions, she started recovering and focusing on charity work and public service
18. Charles envied her fame
19. Charles started picking fights with Diana and making silly comments to undermine her in public.
20. Diana started defending herself and pressing him to give up his married mistress and he didn’t like that.
21. Frustrated Diana decided to expose Charles to the press on TV.
22. After being exposed Charles still hardened his heart and refused to repent from his wicked ways.
23. Diana then decided she was sick of his rubbish and started her own affair.
24. Charles, a pot, accused Diana, a brand new copper pan, of betraying him by having an affair.
25. Eliza called Charles and Diana and asked them to divorce instead of disgracing her.
26. They divorce and Eliza strips Diana of her HRH title.
27. Diana starts dating the son of the owner of Harrods - Dodi Al Fayed an Arab billionaire
28. Paparazzi are obsessed with Diana
29. Diana and Dodi leave a hotel in Paris in a car not wearing their seatbelts in the back seat.
30. Paparazzi chase the car to get a photo of them, causing an accident in the tunnel, which kills the driver, Diana, and Dodi.
31. People have suspected Charles or Eliza ever since

BONUS: The suspicion partly is due to that aside from Camilla, Charles also had another mistress — this time a babe from Australia called Kanga, who became paralysed after, according to her — when the gist of her being Charlie’s babe blew up, ✌�someone✌�pushed her out the window.

32. With Diana dead, Charles & Camilla continued their full blown affair despite Camilla being married to Charles very close friend (who was also Charles sister’s ex boyfriend)
33. Charles convinced Eliza to let him marry a divorcée. Camilla divorced her husband to marry Charles
34. People were very angry with Charles and Camilla and nobody wanted her to be Queen, so for the longest time it was understood that when Charles became King, she would be Princess Consort.
35. Charles convinced Eliza to agree to change it.
36. Camilla held on and is now Queen

BONUS BONUS BONUS:

Sorry I forgot to add.

The middle name of Camilla’s first child (her son) from her previous marriage is CHARLES.

Charles is also her son’s godfather.

(And now, his stepfather as well)

ADDITIONAL BONUS (I swear this is the last one):

The second child (first son) of Charles OTHER mistress (the one from Australia) is also named CHARLES.
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Facts about 2nd Niger Bridge.

1. The Bridge is not Being Constructed by the federal government. It’s a PPP Project which the federal contributes a tiny fraction.

2.The 2nd Niger Bridge was to Cost about N160 billion but was reviewed by the Buhari administration and increased to 400billion.
400billion for a 1.6km bridge? Lol.

3. Started in 2012, project was launched in 2014 and should have been completed in 2017, but worked stopped for 31 months by buhari administration in 2015, & completion date was moved to 2019 but still wasn't completed until covid happened in 2020, so completion was moved to 2022.

4. Federal government share of the Cost is 20%. Jonathan through the Sure-P paid N21.2billion including N7billion for the completion of preparatory work (Phase 1).

5. 38% of the work was done as at Jan 2015, 1year after the launch.

6 Buhari’s Govt Paid N2billion when he came to power and paid another N3.05Billion when 2018 budget was approved.

7 Work under Buhari began in 2017 at the site and about 12% was completed before covid bringing the total completed work to about 50%

8. Jonathan Govt have paid 71% of federal government share of the cost, While Buhari’s govt is to pay 29%.

9. Anambra and Delta state government paid a fraction of 20% for the project.

10. Julius Berger, the Major Contractor and Construction company will put Toll Gate on Completion of the Bridge to cover their cost.

11. The Construction Company is Funding 60% of the Project and the People using the Bridge will bear the cost via Toll Charges.

The real People building the Bride are Nigerians that will use the Bridge, as they will repay the cost to Julius Berger

Written by Dem Go Tire

security keeps worsening everyday by day

BIGSCARY:
Igbo people are jack of all trades, they can carry drugs to dead zone as far as Malaysia, Indonesia, North Korea not minding if they have to pay with their own lives. If they are not doing that, they go around shooting at fellow Igbos for not obeying their orders. Human organ harvesters , human eater.

They're so envious of their own families and friends who are more successful legally than them. Blood money is one thing that has been part of them from day one. They've dint the image of our country. They're not our brothers. They're enemy of Nigeria. A dot in a circle.
I praise you for being so bold to point out how this Igbo people have destroyed the image of our beloved country.
I rest my case.

Tinubu our next President.

between boko Haram terrorist and bandit arms mens and drug peddlers which one do you prefer,any person that is taking drug is doing such to own pressure he was not forced to do it when there is a consumer there will always be a suppliers

Jemex003:
Scamming not scanning.
Igbo’s people I’ve turn Nairaland to their begging workshop. Scamming is their hobby

it was typing error, please igbo people into this, crimes knows no tribe

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Actors Cynthia Okereke and Clemson Cornel, reportedly kidnapped

Both actors are suspected to have been kidnapped after they failed to return from a movie set in Ozalla Town in Enugu state.

The Actors Guild of Nigeria confirmed this development in a statement released on Friday..
Read below.

"Two members of the Actors Guild of Nigeria, Cynthia Okereke and Clemson Cornel aka (Agbogidi) were reportedly missing after their family members confirmed they didn't come back from a film Location at Ozalla Town, Enugu state.

The two members were suspected to have been kidnapped and this has increased fear amongst members about safety of Actors filming in the country.

In view of this sad development, the National President of the Guild, Ejezie Emeka Rollas has instructed all Actors to avoid going to outskirt of cities to film except full security cover is provided to ensure their safety.

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Why is everything going upside down in Nigeria nothing is working

MrBrownJay1:
if they dont mind, why should we?!

the only concern there is getting married to both of them at the same period of time it is rare naw I know that igbo culture support polygamy

Mr ude,a young Nigerian man, is set to marry his two beautiful lover from the same community and abia State. The brides has been indentified as ihuoma And ihudiya,both from Abiriba, Abia state.according to the wedding banner that is making round i online the wedding will take place on 22nd of May to the 22 and 29th of May 2022.

Kyase:
SE= super Eagles
Not south east

not mind that guy

The freezing over there is too much

macjurek:
This simple Occultism in display,has burial rites now a place of Wild life display?

My people more to this than the ordinary,the dead possibly belong to the Lion Kingdom,God is watching folks and brethren......

""Fear of the Lord is the beginning of Wisdom ""

which one is Lion kingdom again ,must people read meaning to every thing

United defence is nothing to write home about

What is the benefits of this invation

Too sad and the government is doing nothing

Nawa oo brandfort just on Hollywood movie for Chelsea spectators for their home

KEMISTR3:
GoodMorning
Please i am very sorry, I made a mistake about the name, it was Celestine Nwankwo and not Anthony Okeke.

Celestine is from Enugu, I visited him in Enugu... Please N/Ls I am sorry for mistaken the names.

okay no problem, but the Celestine is currently in Anambra state for now according to his recent posts

KEMISTR3:
GoodMorning...
Anthony Okeke is not a scammer, I have seen him twice, his backbone supporting his legs are broken, as a matter of fact he can't stand on his own without assistance.

He is not a scammer.

are you sure of what you are saying which village/lga you visited him , the only true person we know that seek help on this nairaland that spinal cord injury is Celestine Nwankwo if he is the person that you assume is Anthony okeke you are wrong

Use energy saving pulb

Burnley are supposed to be leading by two goals by now if not because of the lack of technical finishing at the front of goal post