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shockwave91:
Cool...real cool. Wat if she asks different questions?

she's already in love

waiting for comments

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God
said, ‘It is not good for the man
to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does
not love, does not know God,
because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that
your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the
mouth speaks what the heart is
full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that
you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and
earth will pass away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so
many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many
women do noble things, but you
surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me,
that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are
altogether beautiful, my darling;
there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that
beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say
yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a
man leaves his father and mother
and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so
many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book
of the Law always on your lips;
meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you
will be prosperous and
successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really
love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see
that the Lord is good; blessed is
the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give
me some time to think about
this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally,
brothers and sisters, whatever is
true, whatever is noble, whatever
is right, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
admirable—if anything is
excellent or praiseworthy—th ink
about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

fear God

SEE WHO MOCKED GOD:
John Lennon (Singer):
Some years ago, during his
interview with an
American Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will
disappear.
I do not have to argue about
that.. I am
certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects
were too
simple, today we are more
famous than
Him' (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the
Beatles were
more famous than Jesus Christ,
was shot six
times.
Tancredo Neves (President of
Brazil ):
During the Presidential
campaign, he said if
he got 500,000 votes from his
party, not
even God would remove him
from
Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got
sick a day
before his inauguration as
President and he
died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian
composer, singer
and poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio
de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he
puffed out
some smoke into the air and
said:
'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG
CANCER in a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of the
Cruise Ship,
Titanic, a reporter asked him
how safe the
Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know
what
happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham
during a
presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent
him to
preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher
had to say,
she said: 'I don't need your
Jesus'.
A week later, she was found
dead in her
apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On
one of his
1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down
all the way,
down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980,
Bon Scott was
found dead, he had been choked
by his own
vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil, a group of
friends,
drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to
the car and
was so worried about the
drunkenness of
her friends and she said to the
daughter
holding her hand, who was
already seated in
the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And
May He
Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God)
Travels In
The Trunk, 'Cause Inside
Here.....It's Already
Full '
Hours later, news came that they
had been
involved in a fatal accident,
everyone had
died.
The car could not be recognized
what type
of car it had been, but
surprisingly, the trunk
was intact.
The police said there was no way
the trunk
could have remained intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk
was a
crate of eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican
Journalist and
entertainer) said the Bible (Word
of God) was
the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found
burnt beyond
recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people
have forgotten
that there is no other name that
was given
so much authority as the name
of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus
died and rose
again, and he is still alive....
"J-E-S-U-S"
PS: If it was a joke, you would
have sent it to
everyone.
So, are you going to have the
courage to
send this?.
I have done my part.
Jesus said:
'If you are embarrassed about
me, I will also
be embarrassed about you
before my father.

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red flows in her veins, manchester is her heaven... #GGMU

I just can't help but laugh...
A three-year-old Manchester
United fan burst into tears at the
thought of having to wear a blue
school uniform every day.
Lilly Rae Doyle sobbed
uncontrollably while trying on
the uniform due to the fact it
was
blue like the shirt of United's
local rivals Manchester City.
Despite reassurances that
everyone at school would be
wearing the uniform, Lilly
repeatedly cried: ''I don't like
blue. I want to take it off.''
She was not convinced when her
28-year-old mother told her
Manchester United also have blue
kit... LOL...Funny.
#GGMU http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJU1IDrl090

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source- saharareporters.com/2014/10/06/south-africa-busts-another-secret-nigeria-arms-deal-seizes-57-million

South African authorities
have confiscated yet
another US$5.7 million arms
money from Nigeria, nearly
three weeks after seizing $9.3
million in cash transported by
two Nigerians and an Israeli for
arms purchase, South Africa-
based City Express reported
Monday.
As with the first deal, South
Africa’s Asset Forfeiture Unit of
the National Prosecuting
Authority seized the $5.7 million
(about N952 million) for
allegedly being the proceeds of
illegal transactions, the paper
said.
The news came more than two
weeks after two Nigerians and
an Israeli national were
arrested in South Africa after
they attempted to smuggle US
$9.3 million apparently meant
for buying arms for the
Nigerian intelligence service.
The men landed at Lanseria
International Airport,
Johannesburg, on September 5
in a private jet from Abuja with
the money stashed in three
suitcases.
At the time, the South Africa
Revenue Service, SARS, said
customs officers became
suspicious when the
passengers’ luggage were
unloaded and put through the
scanners.
The National Prosecuting
Authority, NPA, in South Africa
said there was an invoice for
helicopters and armaments
intended to be used in Nigeria.
Two black plastic suitcases,
filled with 90 blocks each
containing US$100,000 in notes,
with combination locks, were
seized, as well as two pieces of
hand luggage also containing
US currency, according to City
Press.
The Israeli national, Eyal Mesika,
had the combination to open
the locks.
Under South African laws, a
person entering or leaving the
country is expected to carry
cash not exceeding US$2,300,
or the equivalent in foreign
currency notes.
The news of the first
transaction sparked anger in
Nigeria after it emerged the
private jet involved belonged to
the head of the Christian
Association of Nigeria, CAN, Ayo
Ortisejafor.
Mr. Oritsejafor, a close ally of
President Goodluck Jonathan,
said the plane had been leased
to a third party and he could
not be blamed for its schedules.
The Nigerian government later
admitted it was behind the
arms deal, claiming it acted out
of desperation for arms to
defeat extremist sect, Boko
Haram.
An investigation planned by the
Senate into the transaction has
yet to begin while the House of
Representatives threw out a
motion seeking a probe.
The South African newspaper,
City Press, said documents in its
possession show that the first
consignment was personally
signed off by the National
Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki,
who issued the end-user
certificate for the transaction.
An entire “shopping list” was
supplied with the certificate,
which included everything from
helicopters to unmanned
aircraft, rockets and
ammunition, it said.
The latest transaction,
according to the paper, was
between Cerberus Risk
Solutions, an arms broker in
Cape Town, and Societe
D’Equipments Internationaux,
said to be a Nigerian company
based in Abuja.
The paper said the deal fell
apart after Cerberus which had
earlier received from Nigeria
R60 million (N1.02 billion) in its
account at Standard Bank, tried
to repay the money as it it could
not resolve its registration
formalities with the South
African authorities.
“Cerberus was previously
registered as a broker with the
National Conventional Arms
Control Committee (NCACC), but
the registration expired in May
this year,” City Press said.
“The marketing and contracting
permits also expired at the
same time. The company has
since applied for re-registration,
but the application lay in the
NCACC’s mailbox for more than
two months.
“Sources told Rapport that
Cerberus apparently tried to pay
the money back to the Nigerian
company, after which the bank
became suspicious,” the paper
reported.
The paper added that while the
NPA’s Asset Forfeiture Unit
subsequently obtained a court
order in the South Gauteng High
Court to seize the money, the
NPA spokesperson Nathi
Mncube, said there were no
indications the two transactions
were related.
“However, both are now the
subject of a criminal
investigation and all possible
information and connections
are being investigated,” Mr.
Mncube was quoted as saying.

make i book space drop for people wey wan say no be wetin they jst do

I know atleast 13 things about
you now
1. You are holding your phone.
2. You are on nairaland.
3. You just looked at my post.
4. You are now reading it.
5. You are human.
7. You can't say the letter P
without separating your lips.
8. You just attempted to do it.
9. You are laughing at yourseif.
10. You skipped No.6
11. You just checked to see if
there is a No.6
12. You are laughing at this
because i caught you........haha
ha is it true?
Yes or No

loyalty is rare. Keep it when you find it. **team medal of honour**

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PointB: Great idea.

Pommo have little or no nutritional value. Harnessing it's income potential is a right course. I also agree that cattle farmers will be better for it. I see more people becoming cattle farmer. Perhaps it's time to become a ranch owner!

PointB: Great idea.

Pommo have little or no nutritional value. Harnessing it's income potential is a right course. I also agree that cattle farmers will be better for it. I see more people becoming cattle farmer. Perhaps it's time to become a ranch owner!

PointB: Great idea.

Pommo have little or no nutritional value. Harnessing it's income potential is a right course. I also agree that cattle farmers will be better for it. I see more people becoming cattle farmer. Perhaps it's time to become a ranch owner!

short of words bt i pity u

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lalasticlala: MBGN IHEOMA

person go jst start wear pant the waka like small in d name of trend.

God bless the day ladies were created.in YQ voice i say 'i_like_gurls'

no be by big boobs o bt na by hw u flaunt am and hw sexy it is. Imagine big boobs with stretch mark. #teamNawti #boobyf.c

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Debbyug: preety lady

flower amongst flowers. Let learn to appreciate beauty. #bless