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hi nairalanders, i know this is awkward but i've been wondering for a while now. For those that travel by air, if you excrate (shit) in the plane, where does it end up? Is there a soak away in the plane? or the excrater falls from the air? |
helenCruz: oya how much u go pay meemm (scratching my head) okay, hw much u want make i pay? |
helenCruz: wetin carry go dia..I go tell ur mama oabeg o. U wan kill me. No tel ha abeg |
helenCruz: I come I nr see uhaba. Sori o. I been dey my nxt door neigbour room. |
helenCruz: toh make I dey fastdo quick oooooooo |
make we do sign anoda refree ASAP. LVG oya take money sign martin atkinson or mike dean. #GGMU |
otokx: So after all the ginger they cannot strike well?no mind dem. Na dem do wey suswam d get mouth |
the Nigeria labour congress Benue state chapter suspends which commence from 31st july after governor Gabriel suswam deducted civil servant salary by 10% and government appointees by 25%. The strike that state institution, bank and other government activities held have been suspended as negotiation is on going with the state government. More update coming... |
helenCruz: I don dey comebt i done finish d food o |
Tolexander: go and demonstrate your frustration to the swine!no nid 4 quarel man |
helenCruz: ma broda na hunger ooaiya. Come eat o |
nickz: was thinkin' about have a cleverly and mikel;the only players that can defile science and get "lost" in a football pitchu get mouth walahi |
nickz: was thinkin' about have a cleverly and mikel;the only players that can defile science and get "lost" in a football pitchkai. U get mouth walahi |
helenCruz: Liar...the eyes is the letter 'l'c how u do as if u and person d argue |
5naira: osewa go hear ampls don't tell him o. Coz if u tel him he'll take d topic 2 front page. ![]() 5naira: osewa go hear ampls don't tell him o. Coz if u tel him he'll take d topic 2 front page. |
Tolexander: Wow!lol. |
5naira: this forum doesnt accept it, oya take am to joke sectionor else? |
5naira: Does this worth being in the romance sectionmaybe yes. If the forum accept it. #gbam |
Watford's youngster Ogochukwu Obi will be offered a professional deal by Manchester United after posting excellent performances on trial at the Milk Cup. The 16 year old helped Manchester United youth team defend their milk cup trophy courtesy of a 1-0 victory over French club Vendee at Ballymena Showgrounds. He has been monitored by Liverpool and Arsenal since he rattled in an impressive 10 goals in five games at last year’s Milk Cup and in this year edition Man United stole a march on their rivals by offering him a trial. The Anglo Nigerian grabbed the opportunity with both hands by scoring and creating goals for the red devils Under-18 en-route to lifting the Premier League section trophy of the Milk Cup for the 5th time. The 2013 Milk Cup golden boot winner is expected to put pen to paper on a professional deal with Manchester United when he turns 17 later in the year. Watford are desperate to keep the teen sensation and have offered him a place on their scholarship scheme and a one- year professional contract but it appears they have resigned to losing him. Already reports has it that negotiations are already planned between Manchester United and Watford to discuss compensations due to Hertfordshire club. In Yesterday's final game Ogochukwu Obi had a penalty claim turned down when he went down under a challenge in the box but the referee waved play on much to his annoyance. Obi duly recovered to force a good stop from Vendee goalkeeper Maxime Telliet as the first half ended goalless. He started the move that lead to Manchester United only goal of the game in the second half. |
Largas: The face looks shockedhahahahahahaha u are funny. Chek the face out once more |
the image below is a brain teaser. Guess what the image is talking about.
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feezy: Pls who is Mikel?
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ayukdaboss: After arrest, what next? *sighs*justice must be done diz time around coz i refuse to believe that d bank of justice is bankrupt |
a mad man at 40 is a mad man 4eva. Na d load wey em kari 4 head give am dat spinal cord problem. |
i like d way wey ibu pose 4 dat pishure. Bt ibinabo is hot. If u lash dat gal u go knw watsup |
Juventus have completed the signing of Patrice Evra from Manchester United in a £1.5 million deal. The 33-year-old, who signed a new one-year contract with United in May, has committed to a two-year deal with the Serie A champions. Evra's departure leaves £30 million signing Luke Shaw as the only specialist left-back in United's first-team squad, after Alexander Buttner moved to Dynamo Moscow. On the announcement of the move, Evra told United's official website: "After a great deal of thought I have decided the time is right for me to leave Manchester United. "It is the biggest decision of my career as this club is, and will always remain, in my heart." Juventus have revealed they will pay an initial fee of £1.2m in two installments, followed by an additional £300,000 should they finish in the Champions League qualification places next season. Evra is the fourth decorated United veteran to leave the squad this summer, after Nemanja Vidic and Rio Ferdinand signed for Inter and QPR respectively and Ryan Giggs announced his retirement from the game. The Frenchman made 379 appearances in a trophy-laden nine-season spell at Old Trafford, scoring 10 goals. |
kizbad: https://www.kiss925.com/files/hipster-model.pngare those upto RAUL MEIRELES OR ARDA TURAN own. Bullshit ranking. |
Dubby6: kai...wetin i fit carry this story do for my life nisorry for ur life. |
chinex276: If only touching dog nd world cup stories lyk dis can add a few more zeros in my bank account.*jus wondering hw dis story affects d lyf of an average nigerian*pickles remain is in a meseum in manchester bt i wonder where ur remains will en up! |
Pickles (died 1967) was a black and white Collie dog renowned for his role in finding the stolen Jules Rimet Trophy in 1966. Overview The trophy had been stolen during a rare public stamp exhibition at Westminster Central Hall, on the afternoon of Sunday 20 March, just four months before the 1966 FIFA World Cup in England was scheduled to kick-off. The thief ignored rare stamps with a value of £3 million to steal the trophy, which was generally thought to be worth far less. Police subsequently received a £15,000 ransom demand, accompanied by the cup from the top of the trophy. However, when they arrested the man who had mailed the package, the police determined that he was a middleman, and the real culprit was never identified. Nevertheless, the rest of the trophy was found just seven days later wrapped in newspaper at the bottom of a suburban garden hedge in Beulah Hill, South Norwood, South London, by Pickles while taking a walk with his owner David Corbett. When England won the trophy, as a reward, Pickles was invited to the celebration banquet and was allowed to lick his owner's bowl. His owner collected a £6,000 reward (based on increases in average earnings, this would be approximately £169,000 in 2009).[2] The thief was never caught. Suspicion of involvement was attached briefly to David Corbett. Pickles starred with Eric Sykes and June Whitfield in the 1966 film The Spy With the Cold Nose. Pickles died in 1967 when he choked on his lead while chasing a cat. He was buried in his owner's back garden and his collar is on display in the National Football Museum in Manchester. An entirely fictional version of the story was told in a 2006 ITV drama written by Michael Chaplin, called Pickles: The Dog Who Won The World Cup. He was voiced by Harry Enfield.
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Pickles (died 1967) was a black and white Collie dog renowned for his role in finding the stolen Jules Rimet Trophy in 1966. Overview The trophy had been stolen during a rare public stamp exhibition at Westminster Central Hall, on the afternoon of Sunday 20 March, just four months before the 1966 FIFA World Cup in England was scheduled to kick-off. The thief ignored rare stamps with a value of £3 million to steal the trophy, which was generally thought to be worth far less. Police subsequently received a £15,000 ransom demand, accompanied by the cup from the top of the trophy. However, when they arrested the man who had mailed the package, the police determined that he was a middleman, and the real culprit was never identified. Nevertheless, the rest of the trophy was found just seven days later wrapped in newspaper at the bottom of a suburban garden hedge in Beulah Hill, South Norwood, South London, by Pickles while taking a walk with his owner David Corbett. When England won the trophy, as a reward, Pickles was invited to the celebration banquet and was allowed to lick his owner's bowl. His owner collected a £6,000 reward (based on increases in average earnings, this would be approximately £169,000 in 2009).[2] The thief was never caught. Suspicion of involvement was attached briefly to David Corbett. Pickles starred with Eric Sykes and June Whitfield in the 1966 film The Spy With the Cold Nose. Pickles died in 1967 when he choked on his lead while chasing a cat. He was buried in his owner's back garden and his collar is on display in the National Football Museum in Manchester. An entirely fictional version of the story was told in a 2006 ITV drama written by Michael Chaplin, called Pickles: The Dog Who Won The World Cup. He was voiced by Harry Enfield.
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