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I'm waiting for that Locapito bastard. Bring it on!

Locapito:
[s]u can hide ur identity from men but not from gods of the land. This is their ( sango, ogun, obaluaye, orunmila, sanponna, esu odara, petupetu ) message for u and ur well wishers; because u said this " agony, cries and mourns shall be urs and families, father will kill his sons, mother kill her daughters, brother kill sisters until ur generation dies all. You will never sleep well again, u walk and encounter evils, and u shall forever remains the son of sorrow for ur dead parents " so shall it be for u. gej's robot.[/s]

You're a very rare animal, and I admire u for that. But the curses I placed on u are already getting effective. I feel u quivering already. How would u cope when u start burying ur parents, siblings and family members week after week? Painful death will never depart from ur bloodline. I advise u buy an acre of land now and make it ur family's cemetery coz soon ur gonna be a gravedigger. Friends and acquaintances will deny u, nature will turn her back on u. Your children will cause u trauma and willnever be useful. The girls will contract ebola and Hiv from sexual bouts and the boys will be shot and burned in public like armed robbers. You will sow corn and rip sand. And if u reap corn it will be robbed from u. Ur condition is going to be worse than that of job in the bible. Keep sipping the watery cum of Buhari. Oloshious bastard!

Demmzy15:
All Crap, desperation!! God would surely put individuals like you to shame! Bet me? You would be surprised on March 28th!

Profanity! Don't put God in politics. Just get ur cranky ass ready to lose and learn to cry like Buhari. I can see ur already shaking all over

kennyslim1:
Well, I don't think its a basenji frm d pics I saw online...anyways thanks for ur help

Oh! I thought it's ur dog, and u actually took that picture

Amaechi is gay!

Demmzy15:
LMAO , really nigga?! Firstly, I don't go to a Jonathanian University, he created universities but no jobs. So youths are just popping out with no jobs, isn't that cluelessness of the highest order?

Secondly, I'm not an Hausa(no offense my Hausa bros), come to my village and see what you call roads. Don't let me even talk about it.

Thirdly, Boko haram would have been destroyed totally if GEJ didn't underestimate them, so stop blaming Boko boys for incompetence.

Like I said earlier, GEJ till 2015
GMB till 2019
Rochas till 2023

I can see the painment in your words!

Painment? Smh! I've faced tougher oppositions, so don't go there. Everything u say about GEJ is ur headache. All I know is he's not leaving that seat until 2019. Buhari probably would be using a walking-stick then. . .thats if he's still breathing
As for Rochas, that's my gov. I voted him for the deceptive personality he showed, not for the party. But since he's beginning to eat from the same plate with an enemy, I should be scared of him. I don't know where u come from but if u go Imo now u'll find out he's having a tough time, not only from the opposing parties but from ITC workers and indigenous IMSU students, whose slots have been reduced. The free education brouhaha is a sham afterall!

This is the weirdest thing I've ever witnessed in birds. It's so black that everything from the feathers to the meat is black. Weird! And to imagine it's expensive!

BOUNTYDOG:
I don't think our local mongrels has got a recognised name in the world wide web yet,
If only we had appreciated them well enough to list their xters,who knows dey can be worthy of export,I believe they can be well appreciated overseas if they are xterised.
But u know we are fond of commonising our products and appreciating the foreign ones.
Like the case of the thread that needs a foreighn dog as gift,if he can start by adopting our local dogs in volume,who knows he can do better than some foreign dog breeders in D long run if he can study them and make them recognised worldwide.
I know it sound funny like why am I not doin same!but Rome was not built in a day.
Somebody has to start from somewhere rather than lookin @ finshed products 2 start

Yes, ur on point. But I think the major reason why we don't appreciate our dogs is because we don't have them in variety. I mean, u can easily tell a Nigerian dog coz they all look the same. They don't grow too big or too strong and they're more difficult to train. Worse is that foreigners don't value them as much as we value theirs

Demmzy15:
Now I can see what cluelessness can cause, so in your stupid mind you are making sense abi? Your barking doesn't worth a reply. Remember that "a dog barks only if it doesn't know someone" , you know nothing about Buhari!

With u, it's not hard to believe that hate can cause natural blindness! Jonathan is clueless but he's building universities and repairing ur village roads despite the horror from the north militating against his government. Your hate is useless coz he's not going anywhere till 2019. A lot of u e-goblins will deactivate their accounts in shame. Bet that!

BOUNTYDOG:
When you say Basenji,I hope u re not mistaking our local dog for a Besenji?
Basenji is africans barkless dog,they are quite smaller than our local dogs,and they come on heat once in a year while other dogs do 2ce even our local mongrel

I know basenjis are local, African dogs, but I never knew they're barkless. So what do u call the regular bingos, and how are they different from basenjis?

Locapito:
u re crawling-dead pdp, ur clueless and drunkard presido will lose massively come this march. With clear cut evidence on ur clueless one's incompetency, coupled with his mama called wife's grammatical blunders every minute, its glaring they re packing to otueke come may 29. Then ur $10 per post will end and u will be left with no other option than to go back ur village, help ur miserable mother sell kai kai, help ur be-for-nothing junkie father sell janjanweeds and collect gate fees on ur prostitute sisster. U see say ur own don finish?

Now that's a true APC animal! I expected this! Ur mom had u through her anus so ur life has always been shitty. Brainless asswipe, I don't blame you being unreasonable. I learned ur dad fed u his watery spèrm to see if he could raise ur IQ. May every member of ur family die before the election day! You'll witness failures, disappointments, bankruptcy, deaths and rejection this year. You'll only remain alive to bury everyone in ur family line. Your children will beg on the streets, and you will slave for others to feed on bread crumbs. People will prefer a dead dog over u. Go and face the consequences awaiting u. Believe me, ur misery has just started.

Demmzy15:
Stfu jor, so Jonathan's supporters are Saints abi?! Maybe GEJ's cluelessness must have infected u!

You can't compare GEJ's supporters to those of the homicidal, old bag of bag of bones u called Buhari; the true leader of Boko haram. He was a dictator and will always be a dictator. Moreover, he still has no certificate to show. Shame!

Locapito:
u re just making noise for nothing, u re clueless presido will lose this coming election massively. I don't talk to animal from gej's zoological garden turned robot, until u show ur JUDAS face, u re nothing but a RAGAMUFFIN ASSHOLE.

Ur walking-dead APC, sorry..AFC candidate, Buhari will only see Aso rock in his dreams. He's always a loser, and each time he loses he cries like a baby, goes wanton and kill innocent children. This time, he'll start with ur village people. Anuofia nwuru anwu!
No hope for APC in the federal, if u like hang urself.


Never again!

Locapito:
see how stupid u re, am not a northerner. Am a southerner and christianity by faith. U re so ethnically blind and poverish in nature that blindly sold ur conscience to devil just for $10. I say unto u this day, ur end will be worst than that of JUDAS. Once again, u re on first class ticket to HELL. F<cking asshole.

You're a swine! In ur initial posts u cursed ur family in the name of Allah, who I have no belief in. Hypocrite! Shekau has every reason to hang u for this. How could u curse ur dead mom with Allah in one minute and still deny Allah the next minute. As for burying my kids, sorry fool, I'm not old enough for marriage yet. I have my school to worry about first. After I'm done I'll marry a nice wife and take ur sisters as housemaids.
The spirits of ur dead parents may be grateful, afterall

Ryabcool:
lol! All this ranting would have made sense if I'm not a Christian.

As for how your father died and how your mother killed him, go and see a psychologist to help you out of your trauma. Sorry ehn, I know it's tough having a father whose wife used him as contribution in order to attain a post in her coven

Oh! Now ur claiming Christian? Hahahahahahaha! And the Boko man gave his life to Christ. I may have a reason to forgive u of all ur sins. But first, u need to shave u look like a glorified baboon in that picture. A friendly advice no hard feelings



Buhahahahahahaha

Ryabcool:
[s]lol! I dare, double dare and triple dare you to troll my account. If you no troll am, na ogbunigwe go waste your papa.
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Guy, I resemble abandoned project yet I boldly show my face for everyone to see. You wey your parents get money pass Bill Gates, make we see how you look naa. If one person out of all your family fine pass me, I go deactivate my account. Bastard. Anu mpama[/s]

Your father died in abject poverty, and ur mom was stoned to death by the villagers after finding out that her witchcraft killed ur poor father. Then you grew up in an old mosque, where the alfa and imams are known to rape young virgins. Your life is useless!
Ur life is useless, u should hang urself and die!


No APC/Boko haram miscreant has the right to know me or any of my family members. You guys are not supposed to be counted as humans
Compare urself and Shekau and tell me the difference

snthesis:
I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

Tell your wife to learn how to scream too during sex. Always let them finish first, then start ur own when they are about to sleep

Seems nobody was seating at the back when this accident happened. It's a good news anyways, the survivors should be very grateful to God

Ryabcool:
[s]lol! Na your family members you dey talk to, not me. If you don't have any sensible thing to say, gtfo my mentions you son of shameless parents. You better mark this moniker from today and do your best to avoid me. All these words I've been telling you today are child's play compared to when I really want to insult you and your lineage.[/s]

You're a miserable lout! Who started the insults, me or you? Mark ur moniker. . . .hahahahahuahuahuaaa! I laugh in Burundi! You don't know who you're joking with. If I troll u, you'd wish u never came to Nairaland. See who's talking about another's parents. . .u that was delivered along with ur mom's vaginal discharge. Your parents never loved u, that's why u look like an abandoned project?
Yes, they abandoned u coz ur useless to them. Besides the fact that ur ugly, who would want to keep a son who has the trait of boko haram? Look at yourself very well in the mirror and tell me ur not related to Shekau. Brainwashed mammal from APC!!

Very beautiful woman! RIP

Ryabcool:
ani sapona ma pa iyalaya e. I'm full blooded yoruba and I am bold enough to show my face to any and everyone on here. If e sure for you, show your face and we will see who is in a better condition between the two of us. Good for nothing paid 2bit government hack with no conscience

May Ogun in connivance with Amadioha strike u with fire and brimstone! Your family will wish they never had u. Yoruba or not, u have every trait of Boko haram in u. Look at ur unkempt beards and wrinkled face. You're a living nightmare, asshole! Why do u need to see my face, am I the only one without a profile picture on Nairaland? What do u need my picture for? To send it to ur brother Buhari and Shekau, coz I know ur party needs to shed blood as rituals for their campaign
I curse u again! It shall never be well with u.

*spits!*

Upcoming artiste, and the first thing u wish urself is Genevieve in ur bed. Genevieve may not even notice him. Bloody asswipe!

Locapito:
u re f^cking asshole. Leave GMB & his supporters alone. Face ur clueless, incompetent, corruptible and drunkard gej with his killer followers in Rivers state.

It shall never be well with u! I curse u this very day, u shall die a miserable death and even the ground will reject u. Make a feast for vultures and pelicans with ur sun-dried northern flesh. Insha ur Allah, amen.

I don't even believe in Allah but I believe it will do good cursing u in his name. Asswipe!

Locapito:
u re on evil mission brought to nairaland forum last december on $10 per post. U re nothing but a gej's robot and by God's Grace and insha allah, u'll remain that robot till rest of ur life and, that blood money u re earning will leads u to H E L L (Amen)

Animal! You use Allah to swear, right? So tell me what makes u different from Buhari and the boko haram caliphate?
Myopic, re.tarded mallam like u. After u will start nodding the ground and say ur praying...one hand carrying quran, the other carrying a sword. Thunder fire u and ur useless family. Die and perish like ur brothers in north without a wh.ore, not to mention virgin

excellent2013:
My brother work as a security in a water processing company in lagos. he was employed last year sept. on monthly salary of 20k, since oct. its been one story or the other. the factory was closed december but the security were told to be coming for work. all attempt to see the owner of the company have not been successful. how can he recover his money (100k)?

If I say report to the police now I won't be doing u any good. They won't feel concerned coz only a small amount is involved. On a serious note, I'm more confused and short of words than u and ur brother

Fayose, my main man, the fearless warrior! Keep exposing these APC thieves, their cup is full already

Vote - GEJ!!

Baddest woman ever in Nigeria, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke. And they'd say give women equal right. Smh

Ryabcool:
Show us your pic fam. Or you're just ranting like the animal your father is

E no go better for u. I don't need to show my face to an animal who has no value for human life

Demmzy15:
Fool the picture you posted about GMB youths is a lie, the guys were youths from Kaduna who were rented by PDP during a rally. After PDP refused to pay them, they started destroying PDP vehicles. What is amazing is that, GMB condemned the act!

You're an asswipe! All I'm saying is Buhari's supporters are violent

kodded:
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When you call jonathan that is old enough to be your dad a drunkard nkor ?

Don't mind the fools. They taunt u and you ignore, but when u taunt them they go violent.
I've always said this, by their attitude u shall know them

APC = Boko haram


Vote GEJ for true change!

Hardened criminals pretending to be humble and benevolent