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This is just one load of crap!

[quote author=IleIfe2 post=31350161][/quote]You should stop lying, please. Show me any PDP emblem in the picture u posted

Ryabcool:
take a look at my profile pic and show me yours. We'll see who looks better between us. Iti akwu

And this is what u call better? With this scary, bushy face?
Boko haram! Hahahahahahahahah!!!

Could this be love? God bless the guy

Ryabcool:
lol! Mehn your stupidity no be for here.

That is clearly a picture of MEND militants on their boat. Who do they support if not GEJ?

Of course, I expect every APC member to be violent. Did u see me reply any insults against GEJ. Mallam will always be mallam

Fact to have in mind

We are not foolish, we will never forget

Mallam na mallam

The true face of APC

In the meantime, scavengers are busy searching for Buhari's certificate. Time is running out

Choose wisely

I hope these clowns know that the election won't be held on Nairaland. Laugh and jubilate here, in real life you'll all cry when GEJ returns to finish off his good works.
It's a pity to Buhari and his cohorts

GEJ -2019

kennyslim1:
Which breed is this dog also??

It's hard to tell coz it's still a pup. But I think it's Basenji

Ada anyi ji eje mba. Nwam imaka

Tallesty1:
Chinchi siri umu ya werenu nwayo, ihe di oku ga emesia juo oyi.
Relax Oga Jona, they will come back one after the other.

Eziokwu ka ikwuru, nwanne!

GEJ we know!!

Abiodun is yet another APC he-diot with smelly mouth. I know he doesn't even have faith in what he's saying coz APC will fail, not only in the federal but also in most states


GEJ we know. .





Till 2019!!

Lizard small na. Some people eat cat pepper soup

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Smh!!!

Chai! Who wan come kill a comedian? Have his jokes gone bad? Get well soon, bro

LieDetector:
you lied. Check my status. Section most active

The sexuality trait is there. Check ur DP

zaralady:
I didn't say he doesn't want to marry her, don't. Think d guy is desperate and wants to settle down?...dis guy is still young u cnt force her on an older guy...anyways I don tire..d choice I hers..my advice and urs is not valuable if she doesn't heed to dem

Me too, I don tire. But the age difference is not TOO MUCH. Na when she begin born children u go know

guyANDROID1:
After being on nairaland for some time now, I always come across some funny and cute names/handles from the homepage comments which I can't help but to laugh hard or smile whenever I come across this set of handles.

Note: I am not stalking on any one of them neither am I trolling on them. Just a nairalander opinions. And I also think they are one of the most popular handler on nairaland.

Please if your name ain't here, I am sorry as I can't mention every name but the one's I do come across often.

Here, 100 List of funny, cute handles on nairaland.

Funny handled .( can't really fathom their meaning so I tag them in funny names coz anytime I try to pronounced em while reading comments makes me lol hard.)

1. OREMUSSANCTUS
2. sinaj
3. Enegod
4. Orijin101
5. Searching4love what?
6. Irunobo hahaha
7. MrCork lmao
8. Acidosis lol
9. lirusehn
10. LieDetector lol
11. RedBenson lol asin cigar
12. lalasticlala
13. Truckpusher hahaha
14. dollydolly lol
15. emusmith - asin palm wine Smith
16. Unibenstudent - lol
17. Ghostlady - lolz
18. Amefrica - for where?
19. englishmart - don't grab this
20. MadCow1
21. Baddestguyp
22. Kachisbarbie - meaning?
23. Zubby77 - zuby duby du lol
24. pickabeau1
25. prettythicksme
26. AjanleKoko - lol
27. Chaircover
28. CyberWolf lol, u be NASA?
29. diehard - or get rich
30. barcanista - meaning?
31. boolet - haha
32. sapien
33. 3coins
34. Obinoscopy
35. Dygeasy
36. MizMyColi
37. runzlord
38. diluminati
39. mukina2
40. Jarus
41. acidtalk
42. cramjones
43. Jacksparrow
44. justi4jesu so funny
45. musKeeto hahaha
46. Houseofglam7
47. onila
48. Demdem
49. VirginFinder
50. 5minsmadness

No, u concentrated only on the romance/sexuality section

Which movie is that?

Even if he gets the billions, his teeth will still remain yellow. APC and their cranky old men

Dimples192:
Yuk You uncivilised baboon

Hope u know why I did that. I found ur post despicable

RicardozRichard:
Haba brother this is not a War zone naaaa
If u are looking for one visit the nearest sambisa forest and use that your quote to diffuse bomb

Arhargh only u !!!! na only dey this building ni
The girls For Advise and you dey Give Heart Attack ....

AreaFada2:
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In other words you're now doing permutations & calculations. Not to lose out both ways.
If suddenly the 30-year old guy wins 20 billion Naira Jackpot, your guy abroad will be history. So the love you profess so much will be of no use.

For a "fresh" & tightly monitored girl, you have done well juggling two guys. Some unmonitored girls of your age don't even have one.

I think the government should now consider legalising polyandry so that women can marry two or more willing men.

Hahahahahahaha!! this dude is funny!

Dimples192:
Lol! What kinda Virgins roam Naija

When I was 20 year old virgin no man had seen my naked body. I couldn't look men in the eyes and you're dating and handling two men. Let me cll it Bull.Shi! Anyway you cheated. You boyfriend should leave you. Lastly you don't love your boyfriend because you upgraded your mumu.
All_The_Ladies #put your hands up! Try single life and self respect

*spits*!!

zaralady:
Does say it's not possible, say it's rare or difficult bt it is very possible..nobody knw hw much the younger care abt dis gal @least not to cheat, "she said he cn neva cheat on her" dat confidence Dats a prove he loves her...but does she hav dis confident on the oda guy??...see! Am dated a younger guy who doesn't knw hw to say "I love u" but d day I was ill....even my parent could testify dat he cares love is not a word sugar it's an action, an attitde....an act! dis oda guy is tryin to buy her love with materialism ...believe dat oda guy is not a better option, she might lose her bf as we all think, bt b rest assured she ll meet a better person (good things separate so dat better things cn cum together)

My dear, the new guy is ready to settle down. A guy who has nothing good in his mind for a girl won't take her to meet the parents! That's just one secret about men that u may not know. Granted, the parents of the mature guy likes the confused virgin and call her 'daughter'. Don't u understand what that means? It means they accept her!
The other one is abroad, schooling. What's the possibility that after graduation he would still love his 'Naija babe'? And don't forget he hasn't taken her to meet the parents yet, and nobody can say they'd accept her if he eventually does. Their age is close and their educational difference is wide. These are factors too

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Its spiritual !
I don tire to dhe hear virgin dis virgin dat, infact, I no wan marry virgin again. Cos I hear say some babe dhe carry pal oil near bed to pour in disguise for dem husband dat nite. Too many olosho claiming virginity, picture of d hymen or I don't believe

Picture of hymen mad man!!!

Beverlyjean:
You don't have to say that about me , I told you that I am still fresh when it comes to relationships , I don't have friends and my mum and dad monitor me a lot , so I don't no much about boys because I am the only child, I don't have brothers or sisters. I stick to myself most times . The other guy wasn't planned for , it just happened. My fear is that my bf that I luv might end up leaving me if he finds out . I don't want to loose them both

You just keep confusing urself, that's why the guy used the 'olosho in the making' remark. How can u claim u love someone when u still have a side attraction? And how would u feel if u find out ur bf abroad is flirting with another girl there?
Na wa o. The love you're SHIARRING. . .DIARISGOD o!

zaralady:
@ 7, she cnt use one without the other it's like a car without an engine, u cnt drive

My question wat gives uu the confident dat dis guy is a better person for her...a guy who advice her to dump her bf for him? which decent pesin does dat, and who says ditance relatnship doesn't work??...

First love with young people don't normally work out. Na Nollywood dey deceive them