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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal vs Real Madrid: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 8th April 2025 by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:09pm On Apr 08
SadiqBabaSani:
I will shave my anus if Arsenal can score against Madrid.

Arsenal 0- 3 Madrid
Make sure you shave am with cutlass

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Health / Re: Tinubu Approves Establishment Of 8,800 Health Centers Across Nigeria by Xclusiveanalyst: 8:49am On Apr 06
President Bola Tinubu's approval of over 8,800 new Primary Healthcare Centres (PHCs) across Nigeria cite raises concerns about feasibility and resource allocation. With Nigeria comprising 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory, this plan averages approximately 236 new PHCs per state.

Given that only about 20% of the existing 34,000 PHCs are fully functional, prioritizing the renovation and proper equipping of current facilities might be more effective.

Focusing on enhancing a smaller number of well-equipped, modern centers could ensure better healthcare delivery and resource utilization, rather than potentially diverting attention and funds across numerous new projects.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Know She's The One ? by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:24am On Apr 02
Magnoliaa:
A week ago?

If she hasn't billed you yet, she's not the one for you. Let her go.


A woman who truly loves you will be after your money.

Na wa oo shocked shocked
Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Mubarak To Everyone!! by Xclusiveanalyst: 6:47am On Mar 30
Eid el-Fitr Mubarak!

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Eid Mubarak: Sunnah Acts & Etiquettes Of Eid by Xclusiveanalyst: 6:46am On Mar 30
Eid el-Fitr Mubarak. Taqabbalallahu minna wa minkum

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Romance / Re: Free Airtime by Xclusiveanalyst: 7:38pm On Mar 29
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Politics / Re: Pastor Reuben Celebrates President Tinubu At 73 by Xclusiveanalyst: 1:37pm On Mar 29
First to comment!

Na person wey belle food dey celebrate T-Pain angry

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Politics / Re: NIMC Warns Against Illegal Printing Of NIN Cards, Threatens Arrests by Xclusiveanalyst: 6:59am On Mar 25
lathrowinger:
Imagine, Nigerians are doing, what you people suppose do, with their own money, but yet you are still complaining

As if you know what's in my mind.

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Politics / Re: Unfolding Political Developments - Adamu Garba On Twitter by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:04pm On Mar 21
Liesess! You joined APC for the sake of your personal ambition

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Politics / Re: Women For Change Vanguard To Protest In Support Of Akpabio At UN House Tomorrow by Xclusiveanalyst: 2:35pm On Mar 13
Let's see what will comes out of it. I'm tired with this issue without any evidence - just words of mouth

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Politics / Re: Plans For 2027 Coalition Ongoing As Opposition Forces Unite To Topple Tinubu by Xclusiveanalyst: 3:21pm On Feb 07
Labour Democratic New Nigerian Partysmiley
Politics / Re: FG Inaugurates Technical Committee For The Establishment Of Youth Bank by Xclusiveanalyst: 9:06pm On Dec 02, 2024
This country is doomed. The ones that are available aren't functional enough to satisfaction. Why creating more instead of reviving?

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Politics / Re: Lagos Targets Tourism, Commerce Rise Through Cultural Mission by Xclusiveanalyst: 8:46pm On Oct 25, 2024
Nice one

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Politics / Re: EFCC Reveals Next Line Of Action As Yahaya Bello Obtains Court Order by Xclusiveanalyst: 12:15pm On Apr 23, 2024
Believe the info at your own risk cool

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Health / Re: Slept With Her And Discovered Bruises On My Pen:s by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:01pm On Apr 14, 2023
Lucasinho:
angry Danger





If it's not up to 48hrs, rush to any FMC, Emergency ward and collect PEP drugs




if you don't see this buy three bottles of pepsy drink and take.
Properties / Re: 7-Storey Building Collapses In Banana Island, Workers Trapped by Xclusiveanalyst: 7:45pm On Apr 12, 2023
This is very bad

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission ("NERC") Is Recruiting. by Xclusiveanalyst: 12:17pm On Sep 18, 2022
Please anyone that have the past question and answer do
send to my mail:
xclusiveanalyst@gmail.com
Thanks so very much.
Politics / Re: Senate Delegation To Visit Ekweremadu, Wife In London by Xclusiveanalyst: 9:28pm On Jun 29, 2022
frozen70:


Funny you


Abi oo make they froze them there grin
Politics / Re: Senate Delegation To Visit Ekweremadu, Wife In London by Xclusiveanalyst: 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2022
How I wish they detained them too

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Politics / Re: ADC Nominates Tonto Dikeh As Deputy Governorship Candidate In Rivers by Xclusiveanalyst: 12:16pm On Jun 24, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Tonte + Tonto = Tonte's Toto...
Watch out
Politics / Re: It May Be Your Turn In APC But Not For Nigerians - Aliyu Scolds Tinubu by Xclusiveanalyst: 4:56pm On Jun 21, 2022
As if if he has or given the opportunity he wouldn't contest undecided
Politics / Re: It May Be Your Turn In APC But Not For Nigerians - Aliyu Scolds Tinubu by Xclusiveanalyst: 4:55pm On Jun 21, 2022
See who's talking ...
Travel / Re: Nigerian Lady Hit By Lebanese Man Driving Against Traffic In Lagos Dies by Xclusiveanalyst: 9:47pm On Jun 12, 2022
MrCover:

See More Bad News Via www.. Com
Nawa for you oo

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Politics / Re: Atiku To Consult Obi, Kwankwaso, Tinubu Considers Lalong, El-Rufai, SGF, Others by Xclusiveanalyst: 6:44am On Jun 11, 2022
Okay oo
Politics / Re: APC Primary: Atiku Abubakar Congratulates Bola Tinubu by Xclusiveanalyst: 2:58pm On Jun 08, 2022
Let's see how become his VP between the two:
Amechi or any Northern Gov
Politics / Re: Ajayi Boroffice Steps Down For Tinubu (APC Presidential Primary) by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:44pm On Jun 07, 2022
Osibanjo step down
Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: I’ll Accept Result In Good Faith – Yerima by Xclusiveanalyst: 9:53pm On Jun 07, 2022
No, accept it in bad faith! Who cares
Politics / Re: APC Primaries: Best Way To Get A Consensus Candidate by Xclusiveanalyst: 3:47pm On Jun 07, 2022
Osibanjo will fill the position
Politics / Re: Even Hungry Dogs Will Reject Our Meals — Prison Inmates Lament by Xclusiveanalyst: 5:01pm On May 20, 2022
Hmmm.

If they're being feed with full plate of bread and butter with tea; pounded yam; rice and beans....
What's the correctional aspect of the center?

These should be a lesson to others to say no to crime.
Religion / Re: Video Of Single Women Praying For Husbands by Xclusiveanalyst: 9:05pm On May 16, 2022
Joezinho:
cheesy cheesy

All these old newspapers that rejected men and end up making the wrong decisions by default are now pleading with GOD to carry them to their husband's houses.

Their senses are now fully restored since they realized suitors are not coming anymore. Who wants to end up with Old angry birds?


Baba GOD, pls take them to sokoto..

Lol. sokoto is too close... Na niger go find them selves

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Health / Re: Lady Who Transitioned To Male Is Now De-transitioning To Female, Regrets Action by Xclusiveanalyst: 10:10pm On May 11, 2022
grin grin
Naijanascam:
She thought it's easy to survive as a He..... she better ask B.risky what he went through when he was a He
grin
Naijanascam:
She thought it's easy to survive as a He..... she better ask B.risky what he went through when he was a He

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