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Well said! You hardly find an afonja man speaking the truth on Biafra. They rather slave around their masters from the north to get the crumbs that fall off their table. Nice one from kayode! Bless

Obj we kicked over that table a long time ago! We passed that bridge! Forward ever and backward never. Its freedom or nothing. No one can stop the sun from rising.

The south west still has hope with such people coming out to be truthful and sensible to this contraception called Nigeria. How can you force a people to live side by side with you, yet you still persecute them and hate them for being who they are. You still punish them for daring to fight a war with you. This marriage would never work! It is destined to fail from the get go.

Those opposed to coming to the table to decided our faith as a nation are unity beggers and they would soon arrive.

abescom:
The [s]problem is igbo. You call yorubas your enemy when they do not support you, hate the hausas and then expect support.

You practicise politics of hatred everywhere you go. People are paranoid of you lot as you simply have not shown any reason why you should be trusted. Or what makes you think I will trust and support someone who calls me his enemy without any just and sensible reason.

And be fair, are you guys united? How many of you supported Orji's move to becoming president? Things will change for you lot when 1. You accept the fact that what happened during the biafra war is in the past. 2. No one is your enemy, everyone is merely fighting for themselves 3. You decide to unite to get the presidency and find way to win the support of others. Until then, forget it.[/s]

Nonsense trash!
Go and school your kinsmen

Reno is spot on! Why can't an Igbo man rule this God forsaken country? How can we claim to be one people yet they oppress the Igbo's for fighting for their rights to govern and control their resources.
This nation is doomed and can never work.
Without equal rights and justice no country can prosper.

God bless nwodo for this speech! Nigeria as a country has failed to deliver good governance and the benefit democracy to it's citizens. Sadly, this failed nation still treats the south Easterners as a conquered territory especially under this APC led bigoted government. Therefore with the status quo still in place after 50 years of the war, the agitations shall continue to grow louder so the affected people can control their resources and destiny.

Mujtahida:
I love you Mazi. Biafra here we come
Cc xcolanto

I told you begging begger that you would keep begging for unity.

Almajiri! Keep begging
Now na morning
You haven't seen nothing yet
Oya beg! Beg! Beg!

Mujtahida:
[s]Chai you funny oooo.
Me: Dilector Mazi Kanu, come let this Eastern clown entertain us. Chidi, please quickly release that that gibbon called xcolanto from the cage. Dilector is here for African night entertainment.
Me:Oya repeat after me::Afonja, Almajiri, Unity beggar, Dilector, Biafra.
Me:Mazi you can see how well trained this my gibbon is, very intelligent too.
Mazi (sipping his palm wine) : yes, yes I like it's name xcolanto. Very unique. Where did you get this quality ape from?
Me: I bought it during my sojourn in the East, from a skilled traps man who told me he caught the unfortunate thing in the Oyi forest near the Ogbunike caves where it was abandoned by its mother. I brought it to the city and endeavoured to give it some bit of training. Dilector, look, see, it's showing a rare piece of skill.
Mazi Kanu : ewoooo, I want one like this ooo. (removes banana from his pocket and xcolanto runs to him) hian! The thing is hungry sef
Me: yes dilector. I see it has taken easily to you. Usually it's very aggressive and hostile to other people. I think I have an idea.
Mazi Kanu : please I am all ears (removes his snuff box and taps on it several times, opens it and dips his little finger into the brownish stuff and expertly uploads a generous amount straight into his hungry nose, grunts and clears his throat with water dripping from his red eyes)
Mazi : Chai mama Nkechi gave me the really potent one. This snuff is better than the drugs those young lazy louts take to Singapore, Malaysia, Burma and end up in being killed. Why can't they stay back home and push snuff?
Me: You are right Mazi. As I was saying as you can see this xcolanto is very talented, it can do all sorts of stunts
Mazi : you don't have to say that again, my eyes have seen something today
Me:well well, I am thinking that given that your aspirations for Biafra is slowly coming to fruition, perhaps you can take this gibbon with you back to the East to entertain the crowds there. Of course xcolanto would feel quite at home because I know it would instinctively know that the East is where he belongs. I must tell you that sometimes this thing would wail, cry and make all sorts of noise in the night and I used to feel it was crying for its native land. So please here's an opportunity for me to do double favors :to gift you xcolanto and at the same time give xcolanto the opportunity to return back to the East so that I can rest
Mazi : this is wonderful and really thoughtful of you. Truly we need such spectacular gibbonic displays for our entertainment. How much are you selling?
Me: Haba Mazi we would do business on other things but not this one. Take it, it's a gift. Money is not everything all the time.
Mazi : you are right ooo, thank you, thank you.
Me: let's continue to enjoy tonight's show.
Me: xcolanto repeat after me: Mazi, Aboki, Afonja, Unity beggar. Roll on the ground, roll, jump, jump
Mazi Kanu (he is beside himself with happiness and laughs heartily) This gibbon would be a star in the East.
Me: sure, sure, a celebrity in the land where the sun never sets[/s].

My boy! Your up early to start begging for unity again? Your life most be useless to everything around you. Keep begging for this is your destiny on earth

I see you brought your almajiri brothers from Zaria with you.. Oya good morning let me hear you say one nijeira. Begging beggars

Mujtahida:
Your ancestors are begging, your cultural groups are begging. Poor pitiable thing

No your lineage are beggers
Begging is not far from you
You shall continue to beg till you drop
That's all you almajiri are good for
Unity 4king begger

Mujtahida:
[s]Please Nigelia give me Biafla, I want Biafra. Please just a little piece of Biafla, even if it is just our erosion wasted backyard, just small. I have suffered too much marginariZation. I want to go and deverope Biafra with dilector. Please Adelanke let me go, please Terna free me. Biko Nigelia
Your nightmare has not ended. Your misery has just begun. You hopeless wretch[/s].

Shut the bleep begging begger!
I told you, begging is your portion
Keep begging
You haven't even started

Mujtahida:
I know you are Ibo (a shallow, extremely stupid and crude one at that) but you can never figure me out. You can never know which part of this country i come from. Keep ranting like a rabid dog. Anuofia
You are too sterile for my liking. You lack imagination. Dilector come carry this turd to the caves of Nsukka.

You finally found a voice! Guess a few units dropped into your plastic begging plates.
Almajiri sick toad
Begging is your portion

Mujtahida:
Mumu. That's your baptismal name.

Humble begger! Oya bring your plastic plate! I'll dash you some unity.

Meanwhile for crumbs, reply me in one sentence, I'll throw you a few "units".
you get it? Unity= "units"

Mujtahida:
Mumu to nth degree, you can never figure me out.

I see your beginning to be humble via begging for unity! Seen the Kanu thread on the front page today? How many people are with him??

Continue begging! Bleeping almajiri

That's the man of the moment right there! Watch our brown roof ewedu eating brother flock This thread to learn simple arithmetic! Happy viewing brownies

Mujtahida:
[s]Yeah you clearly misunderstood me. I meant the Igbo as a distinct ethnic group with its variations. But still your piece was enlightening.

I am very well informed about our tribal and ethnic diversity. I was fortunate to have grown up on the Airforce Base in Makurdi where all the tribes lived in almost perfect unity and harmony. I had Ibos, Hausas, Tivs, Ijaws, Efiks, Angas, Idomas, Igedes, Ogajas, Yorubas, Fulanis , Itshekiris, Binis, Isans, Urhobo etc as friends, neighbours, church members or classmates and even till date though we've all separated to different places, we still feel like kith and kin. Our retired parents still meet regularly.

Growing up I thoroughly enjoyed reading Chinua Achebe, Ola Rotimi (thought he was yoruba but later discovered he is from Rivers State) Elechi Amadi, J. P Clark, Christopher Okigbo, Gabriel Okara, Odia Ofeimun, Cyprian Ekwensi, Wole Soyinka, Dan Fulani, Zaynab Alkali, Abubakar Gimba, Flora Nwapa, Buchi Emecheta, Eddie Iroh, Onuorah Nzekwu, Chukwuemeka Ike and so many others I can't remember now (especially in the pacesetters and YAW series). I had my Uni in Zaria, served and spent six years in the south West, travelled to and spent time in pH and Calabar. I simply don't know how to be tribal or ethnic in my thinking and outlook and most people who grew up in a more cosmopolitan setting (particularly Barracks or Base people are like that too. I am a Nigerian. Till date just by looking at a person or hearing them speak I can correctly guess which tribe or ethnic group they belong to.

Regarding your point on enlightenment: for example many don't know that not everyone who is from the north is an Hausa man. They don't know that in the North you can find Jaba, Kagoro, Kataf, Tangale, Kanuri, Angas, Baju, Tarok, Miango,Nupe, Gbagyi, Berom, Zuru, Maguzawa etc etc or that even Hausa itself has linguistic variants. In short the North is as ethnically diverse as the south if not more.

Some bit of enlightenment( as you have rightly suggested) along this lines truly helps to broaden one's outlook.
We are just being cheated by our elites. As diverse as we are I believe Nigeria can work and there's enough, more than enough to go round for everybody but truly the present set up is warp up. It's no good[/s].

Total B.S! Here you go again calling other ethinc groups to yourself begging for unity! I see you have links to the north. Little wonder you beg so much for unity.. That is what holds sway over there with your kids begging up and down. Now I know your almajiri inclined doing what you know how to best.

Oya write me an epistle and beg some more!
You haven't started begging I told you.
Begging begger!!

Mujtahida:
[s]My obedient robot. Repeat after me: Keep begging, say it again. Anumanu[/s]

Nonsense trash!

You continue to beg for unity!

Mujtahida:
[s]Na you be biafrains not me. Simple metaphor you cannot understand.
Obviously you can't reply. Bag of buffoonery. Even Biafra this Mkpor cannot spell correctly. You have been bewitched I swear. My robot, I command you, cancel it again. Ewu Gambia[/s]

Keep begging! You haven't started yet! I can't hear you...

Mujtahida:
[s]Guy I beg you, shame dey catch me here ooo. Where you comot from? I am not sure you are even Ibo. Please don't embarrass the intelligent and well balanced Ibos I have as friends. You are a shame. I talk small you call me afonja, you call me unity bla bla bla, I yarn slang you call me ganna wanna. Are you so daft?
As for your advanced learners dictionary shove it down your pipe. Go get yourself nursery school primer, read Eze goes to school, Akin the Drummer Boy, Shettima the slave Boy, Juju island, One Week , One Trouble. Don't go near Advanced learners dictionary because it will just crack your pothead and make you insane. Now you are merely exhibiting your bovine idiocy and I can hardly cope, I wonder what it would look like if you become insane. Absolute mumu!
*Modified Mazi Onyema wetin be UN Deceleration again? Where did the UN accelerate to before you now want them to decelerate? Please leave this thread before you spread the peculiar mis- spelling virus you have been cursed with [/s]

Keep begging

Mujtahida:
[s]My pain is that you are not educated. Sometimes you write, you struggle to spell correctly but still on the whole you are not educated. Cos if you are you'd understand the nuances of my opinions but unfortunately you are not.
Ewedu? Ohhhhhh I love that soup as much as I love Afam soup, white soup, banga soup abancha, miya koka, fura de nono, massa, edikakong, ikpankuko, gbegiri, okoho soup and I am looking forward to enjoying more varieties of our Nigerian Cuisine. Kai to grow for Base dey sweet. It frees one's mind from the clutter of tribalism and narrow-mindedness which this confused, rustic Abakaliki Hunter is suffering from.

What did I say from the beginning :take action. Simple, but your nettled and cobweb filled brain misconstrued it as me being against Biafra. You too mumu abeg. I give up. You are an irredeemable simpleton. God himself cannot heal you from dullaria.

[/s]

Bro thought we all biafrains??
You haven't started begging!
Keep begging

Mujtahida:
[s]Thank me for educating you some bit. Your spellings have improved. Don't worry stay with me. I'd make a useful soul[/s] outta ya for our beloved Biafra, where the sun never sets.

Uncomprehendable trash as usual!
@ bolded where is your advanced learners dictionary you keep begging with? You dropped it off for a second yes? OK I get it, your based in the states and this is how you roll! I ganna wanna type of guy huh! OK keep begging and don't forget that advanced learners now boy!

Mujtahida:
Anyhow, I am not against Biafra. I am not Ibo, I am not even happy with the way Nigeria is structured. As it is now we are all Biafrans suffering one form of injustice or the other. All I say is you guys should do something concrete. Who knows whether the seeds our redemption (as Nigerians) lies in the soil of the struggle for Biafra. While I'd prefer the restructuring of this nation in a fair and reasonably just manner, I am still not opposed to Biafra. I am opposed to Nigeria as she's currently structured.

I did think you were delusional but not to the height of personality disorders attached to it! Good thing I guessed you are an ewedu eating brown roofer because you speak from 10 sides of your mouth and your nose too! We are all biafrains indeed!
Your own begging comes with advance learners dictionary

Sprumbaba:
Water and oil dont mix. I dont want unity with DEVELOPERS.

And you are?? Abeg shift!

Mujtahida:
Omo you be half baked ooo. See spelling errors, right, left, center wey you dey throw like ogbunigwe bombs. Stay here make I educate you so that you can be useful in Biafra ooo cos right now at this rate you going to drag Biafra backwards with your unique stupidity.
Repeat after me. E. S. S. A. Y, say E. S. S. A. Y. Say it again, again.
Assignment: Go and write it out 100x. Submit it to Mr Chike tomorrow morning.
See illiterate idiat wey want Biafra. Nightmare my foot!

Biafra go kill this one oh!
Keep begging for unity

Mujtahida:
[s]That's what you are doing: BEGGING Nigeria to let you go.Then you come around and do shakara and say Nigeria doesn't want to let you go. That's why I know you guys lack balls. The fire of Okonkwo or Obika the son of Ezeulu is not in your bones.
I said and say take action. No need for noise, no need for the drama. You began to act like a beheaded chicken.
To give you proper perspective: imagine if the tables were turned and it is the Hausa man asking for Arewa Republic, you'd think they'd sweat it out, hollering over the place like a lost child? No! It would just happen.
In the game of power the Northerner is king but the rest of Nigeria just blabs, yaps, gripes and groans. Mumu will call me Arewa now /s]

All this trash is for lawma! You go beg tire
Keep writing eassy on Biafra your worst nightmare

blezdBen:
Did you bother to look at section 2(1) of the Constitution?...its obvious u did not, I would have told you what it says but I leave it as an assignment so u don't talk rubbish next time...U said Scots and Britain...here its Nigerians and who?? Fellow nigerians?? Abi u want to say Nigerians and Biafrans??...do you even understand the relationship between Scotland and England?

Mr I too know! Did you bother to read the UN charter on human rights/ self determination and the African charter on the preservation of a people which Nigeria is a signatory to? Do you know more than UN and African union? My friend go and lick green ewedu soup your brain is frozen.

Delusional comment from a lost cause! Go and tell buhari that Nigeria is not his personal or a northern business venture. Divisional statments like this is what caused the government to be so backward and nothing is working. Even if Nigeria was buhari's business the wise ones would never invest in it. A man that couldn't developed himself for donkey years, no school in his name, no library, he owns no known company and has only a tea tree to his achievements! Is that one a business man??
I make bold to say the Igbo's are wise!!

Mujtahida:
No points. No grey matter. Only pap full ya head. Your mis-spellings are irritating. Uneducated bunkum. I weep if it's mindless robots like you that would make up Biafra.

Keep begging

Mujtahida:
[s]Brainless nitwit. It's comprehendable. You washed up Arrow. How could you have possibly understood what is so plain when in your befuddled and messed up mind everyone who speaks a reasonable word on Biafra is an afonja[/s].

Useleas trash again
Oh you rather be called a unity begger!
Quick question, have you counted those around KANU today?

Mujtahida:
[s]Why you mumu like this? Just a little pinpricking and you go whining like a weiner spilling nonsense all over the place like a deranged bull.
You guys get so worked up and emotional about Biafra. I understand the aspirations for Biafra. All I say is take action. Be men for once. Don't hide behind the mantra of a sterile agitation and pointless verbal exchanges on the Internet and be feeling macho. Grow some balls and do something beyond mere multiplication of verbiage.
You, tell me Mr agitator, which areas do you intend your Biafra to encompass?[/s]

Nonsense trash not conprehendable!
You must be a brother from the west with a scratched face

buchai:
is "Unity Beggar" another name for "One Nigeria"?

Welcome to an updated version of Nigeria

Nigeria 6.0 copyright unity beggers PLC

Mujtahida:
[s]Una mouth too much! Aboki might have many faults but they don't make mouth at all. An Hausa man believes in action. You guys want biafra. Good.
Recall your senators, federal government appointees, civil servants, ambassadors, judges to the East.
Push vigorously for a referendum.
Take action. I don tire to hear Biafra. Sounds to me you guys enjoy the thrill of using it to disturb but deep inside[/s] you guys aren't serious about it.

Load of trash! @bolded if it wasn't serious you won't be here and your coordinator won't be at yaraduar center making ignorant comments.

gberra:
Unity Mourners

IPOBS are Mourners

Keep begging