₦airaland Forum

KillaBeauty:
Sharrap all brothels are filthy and all ashawo fuckèrs are dirty

Says someone who is always on ashsewo and beer parlour thread. You must be full of dirt yourself.

ndy87:
Wait o! You don't know that community will give u a list wen u want to marry.

10 cartons of gulder
10cartons of stout
10 cartons of 33
4 kegs of palm wine
1 native goat
1 cow
5 pieces of Hollandais
Cap and walking stick for village chiefs
Village youths #12000
Contributions for road maintenance
Etc

Is that all?

ndy87:
Forgot to tell you that the community list was about 550k. For a person that der don't even know.

Now your trying to scare me away cous the can of oil and bag of salt comes across as to cheap?

Biko stick to the can of oil and bag of salt. So what community is this you speak off?

ndy87:
So you are among the people we are talking about right? You people like too much free things.

No nau! Don't even know the people your talking about.

Free ke?? Oil and bag of salt is not plucked from trees o

ndy87:
During my sisters traditional marriage, the community list for the mother of the bride was funny just two items after all the stress a mother goes through.
1. Bag of salt
2. 20 litres of palm oil

It annoys me to the bone each time I remember it

Lol thats a welcome development if you ask me.

In this buhari regime such a price list is a welcome development. Would you rather have your sister be unmarried because of a high price list??

Anyways what community is the mother of the bride from?? I might just consider taking a wife from there for such a generous price list.

ndy87:
She decided to go about it that way, but the man deserves to be caned and humiliated. Later he will bring long list for traditional marriage and the lady will be given a bag of salt like she is a camel.

Really! Why do camels need bag of salt?

APC wants to use this Jersey thing to count as one the accomplishments of the dullard.


Sai baber for giving us best Jersey in the Russian world cup

Why is everyone on the aboki cap and attire?? I thought this was a one naijira gonment ??

goslowgoslow:
Must you comment?

Who says I shouldn't

Mumuric is the religious arm of APC!

I went straight looking out for bubu but allas I was amazed not to find him yet.

You can not kill the firm resolve of a determined soul!

Women can like to over dramatise things. Just that small cut on her jaw and she is acting like they slit her troat.

So much drama slay queen these days just to castigate the male folks and have the locked up. Am sure she was tunting, huffing and puffing in the argument that lead to the altercation, so she got served. Suck it up woman!


Metchewww!!!!

Sai rotimi ameachi !!

Sai barber!

Finally an achievement.

Guys is there anything that can make your alignment to get loose regularly like when you enter rough or bad roads. Am talking about like In a day or two intervals

GAZZUZZ:
strip front and rear suspension members to eliminate parts that have failed, I am not in PH

Thanks! This suggestion is supposed to eliminate all the problems I listed or just one?

Good day Kia lovers and owners. Am having issues with an 012 optima. The legs feel so light at the front like I can hardly get a grip on the ground so it seems like it wants to throw me off when am driving. Don’t know if it’s a problem or it’s just me. Also when I accelerate hard on motion to overtake my car jerks real hard before it moves. Lastly my engine weighs down sometimes on it’s on like it’s carrying a load meanwhile the AC would not be on at such times. Gazzuzz you based in Phc??

When a court orders you to carry out your civic responsibility as a governor to paying workers salary, just know you have failed.


Niaja don cast...

No quote perfectly fits the situation as "those who ride on the back of the tiger shall end up in its belly".

I think FFK pulled that line on point.


Sai barber!!

I have never had so much zeal and anger in me to vote in this country but come next year I must vote to dullard back to dura! Enough is enough.

They should with immediate effect proceed to kick the dullard out of aso rock before he does more harm than good. The guy has already messed this country up with his vindictive, archaic and one sided policy. How long should we allow buhari get away with these sacrileges and wanton disobedience to the rule of law? If he is not faulting the federal character principles, his letting people work without the approval of the senate. He is now bold enough to be spending monies outside appropriation from the national assembly! Who know what the dullard would do next if his is not put down like a vicious rampaging rabies infected dog.

They should quickly file these murders by Fulani herdsmen to the ICC as well as the military's compliance in aiding and abetting these crimes so it can be added to the numerous allegations of human rights violations committed under the buhari led APC regime.

We have never had it worse in the history of Nigeria where such crimes against humanity were carried out in all regions of the country at a go. Yet this old dura man still wants to contest for President and some useful idiots are cheering him up??

Bubu must go! The guy doesn't have what it takes to lead a country to its great potentials.

arsenal33:
THERE WERE MORE UNDER THE LAST GOVERNMENT

What was more under the last government??

These sort of allegations are mostly found in tyrannic, dictatorial and military regime's.

Little wonder there are so much agitations, protest and public outcry in Nigeria at the moment as injustice, favouritism, selective fight against corruption, oppression and clamp down against perceived political enemies and opposing voices are the order of the day in this buhari led APC regime.

Afonja men getting very weak under the dullards regime. Last I checked their region suffered the most malnourishment in Nigeria according the UN.

Sai barber!!

Presidency now speaks for buhari's daughter??

What the heck is going in in this nation!

What post does she hold in government that authorized the presidency to release a statement on her behalf?

This is absurd and pathetic to say the least.

Tax payers money being used to service Zara!! APC is the worst government on earth!

Tufiakwa!!

What! How dare CNN?

See how BMC zombies post would follow:

"That handle must be run by an ipob yoot!'

"Its a PDP agent that payed CNN to post that."

"CNN misquoted the president, he meant a lot not all."

"CNN must have been referring to Niger delta militant and ipob yoots".

" the president is right we are uneducated and lazy in Nigeria "

"I don't care what buhari says, even if he says my father is lazy, uneducated and a fool, I would vote buhari till 2055".

Now tell me if these kind of human beings are normal or in the right frame of mind??

30k for this kind of reasoning is a crime against humanity.

BMC working overtime to salvage the battered image on the dura dullard. This scheme Is nothing but a scam filled with so much fraudulent activities cooked up to divert funds for the FG's personal enrichment. How does this better the educational system in Nigeria?
Producing lazy and uneducated kids as their learning environment and teachers welfare remain perpetually unimproved. Kids now go to school to eat instead of to learn. This policy is a flop as the quality of food given to these kids are way below what they have shown here for media and picture publicity.
There are picture and video evidence to the sorry state of food kids get in most schools that can make you cry.

We are not deceived!
This news is for zombies, the likes of sarrki and co.

Rubbish government and its stupid policies.

Look at all their names!

Zombie almajiri uneducated and lazy northern yoots.

These are part of the underaged voters that make up buhari votes.

Such a disgrace to logical reasoning.

Bubu na beast of no nation

Courtesy fela

millomaniac:
[s]thats what you will say na aaa. its all this your noise making chest beating type that do worst. [/s]

Trash as usual!