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Hey guys! Nysc's portal is still opening! Does it mean d closing date is been extended? what do u fink?

This batch will b so filled with FUTO and ABU graduates...infact d batch go boku generally! ThankGod I hustled 4wat 2do since january,just incase.
Wish us d very best

B15 will de damn filled! With most A15 PCM having unsolved issues, having just 2 batches in 15' and a lot PCM not been mobilized!
ALL IZ WELL! We hope 4d best!

Where was the burial done?

A wise man would have known CHANGE was coming, dat very moment OBJ left PDP

Tor!

NaijaOptimist:
Seun,

Kudos to your good work.

Please kindly consider opening a section for "LAW AND LAWYERS"

we will have access to advice from lawyers on every issues.

my contribution.

regards.

The section CAREER covers that already! Ok?

sodiqyinka:
So sorry. FUTO's issues can not be done by proxy. So sorry.

Y say so?

hilsocial:
I saw ur message. This mail is giving me wahala. Dats y u didnt get a reply.

No p broda!

sonOfLucifer:
hahahah, the Bible... hahahhaa... what a useless book.

5 words** LORD HAVE MERCY ON U

johnydon22:
the lord didnt find bleeping his brothers wife offensive, it is what he does with his semen that he finds offensive.. #ShitHappens..

I guess u r ryt

goodmorning40:
Op what is ur name? Ur name must be Devan abi Devon those kind name that seem as if they were coined from devil u must have a relationship with him for u to want to paint my holy bible this black, repent

Painting d HOLY BIBLE black That will be the last thing I will ever think of in my life! Seeing dat passage only made me realize I still gat a lot of miles to cover wen it comes to knowing the bible!

goodmorning40:
Op what is ur name? Ur name must be Devan abi Devon those kind name that seem as if they were coined from devil u must have a relationship with him for u to want to paint my holy bible this black, repent

Painting d HOLY BIBLE black That will be the last thing I will ever think of in my life!

Let me listen...brb

Don't think otherwise or be carried away! I was also surprised on seeing it! I don't think such can be in a new testament! I really need to study and meditate God's word...

rubey:
So he got married to a Hoe?

Apparently...SMH

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. The husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen. Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home. You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop the items' from mama', or return to her hubby in the living room! How would you handle this case?

hadassaheke:
Gudevng pple, beg pple dat twitted wit d nysc
DG, what did he say about pple wit "no record found"

He said its because prospective institutions are yet to amend the necessary corrections and resend to nysc...that once a school sends the corrected list of names, d will definitely upload it to their portal

ISSUES OF 'NO RECORD FOUND'...whereas the school's senate had approved and sent in the names of students eligible to serve...especially FUTO students...please this issue needs to be rectified.

Abeg Election should come and go jor! Tired of all this political jargons...haba!

Pls is it true that NYSC shifted the date for submission of names by various institutions!

JOKE OF THE WEEK!

Akpos who was writing a maths exam was seen by a security man (Saka) cheating in an exam hall...the following dialogue occurred:
SAKA: (shouts from behind) Hey! what are you doing?
AKPOS: (shocked) Sir!?
SAKA: I said what were you doing?
AKPOS: (gathers a little morale) sir! I was just dubbing.
SAKA: Ok! I thought you were doing EXPO!

I rep FUTO

Before I start, let me wish all Nigerians a peaceful and credible elections!

I found my self in an environment where placing sports bet is not just a habit but a way young guys believe is a way of hustling for a living! Well I'm not excluded, because I'm also a veteran when it comes to sports betting!
My GF and my mum keep telling me to stop it, insisting that its a sin before God, but when I ask for a backup from the Bible they will say...'I will get the passage 4u later'.
Pls my question is... 'IS IT REALLY A SIN?'.
Opinion please.

Idrismusty97: - Project Management
- Horticulture
- Transport Management Technology
- Water Resources
- Philosophy
- Latin

They are all beautiful courses. But employers would rather go for someone with a degree in Civil engineering than most of those courses. They are great when you have it at masters level.
https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/useless-degrees-philosophy.jpg

hey! Ignorance is killing you! Go to south-south, south-east...then u ll know project management is a hot cake for graduates with better grades!

ASUU calls off strike finally!

Nigerian students! This info is damn fake! Say NO to fake news!! No one sacked any lecturer In̶̲̥̅̊ FUTO
Sequel to the Vice Chancellor's directive that FUTO students should resume as directed by FG. I wish condemned a section of online media information on sack of All lecturers in FUTO wish I describe as utterly irresponsible, deplorable, highly unprofessional and unethical antics of certain fringe elements operating in the nebulous sphere of cyberspace who would do nothing less than to persist in seizing every opportunity to unjustifiably malign, impugn, misinform and mislead the general public by cooking and spreading malicious lies and fallacy. FG directed lecturers to sign registers in schools to show that they have resumed. To the best of my knowledge FUTO has not sacked any lecturers. Nonetheless, All Students are expected to return to school. The school management maintains exam must hold this year though the exam may not start on 9th of December, 2013 as scheduled earlier. A new date will communicated upon students return.
Aluta Continua...!

Brun'o, (O'bama)
S'GF
(SUG Secretary General FUTO)

Stop spreading damn rumors! Go find sumfin beta if u gat nofin doin! NONSENSE!!

mubbyzhe: @mvem, u claimed dt futo had nt resumed, now u'v bn proved wrong, u claimed dt fg can't sack lecturer, dn hw abt 49 lecturers in unilorin that were sacked by the fg during obasanjo's regime? pls research ur facts b4 spitting 'venom'

Don't mind dat MVEM of a tin...I earlier gave out this info(dat FUTO has called off the strike), but he/she rebuked me!...I couldn't give out a source then because they were still uploading the gist on the school's website...http://www.futo.edu.ng/news/tabid/272/id/147/press-release.aspx

MOD pls take this topic to FP, to enable dis info get to others! Thanks

FUTO's SUG president ;Okereke Godson C. And the secretary general; Bruno Okonkwo also confirmed the news