₦airaland Forum

kkkp:
A woman that doesn't respond to touches.I.e even if u touch her boobs or arse she won't feel anything

She hardly have sexual urge..is she ok

Note: she response wen I touch her V..but her breast, buttocks are not sensitive

Send her to me for psychoanalysis

atlwireles:
http://tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/32896-independent-surveys-give-jonathan-edge-over-buhari

Attempt to eat.

rokiatu:
Well you need to find out the root cause of her low libido in bed. Is it pain? Stress? The fact that you ain't good in bed? Lack of sexual chemistry between the two of you? Are you been too rough? The questions are endless. Your best bet is to have a deep conversation with her to try and for out the root of the problem. And then you can come up with a solution.


Another thing some guys just have very high libido. Like too excessive......like my partner he want to like make love to me twice a day. I try doing it first just to please him but now I can't. Chinooee sex no be food. young people like us, as if sex is running away. you will see him complaining now days that I don't like sex. Well if this is his definition of a normal sex drive am not on board with that. and us women don't want sex all the time, sometimes we just want intimacy, sometime romance and other times we just want to get lost in the moment and enjoy the moment with you guys.

hmmmm!!! quite revealing. If you and your partners have varying sex drive, there is every tendency for the one with higher libido to cheat.

RebelChip:
Ok na..... But All I can tell him is that there is no vacancy in Aso Rock till 2019... He has contested three times and failed woefully. Please Nigerians, help me and tell this senile old man surrounded by Criminals that he must not stay in Aso Rock! If he must stay in a rock, Zuma rock is available!

Let me use this opportunity and remind APC apologists that huge crowd does not translate to vote. Most of the people here are Keke riders and touts who will always go where they are sharing money. Majority of them dont have PVC. If you doubt me, ask Chris Ngige how far in Anambra 2014!

Finally, a poster here said this and I was really touched.... https://www.nairaland.com/2212751/south-east-finally-decided-today

So today, Buhari came to Owerri peacefully and went without any hitch. When he left, nobody used water to wash the road. He was respected as an official contender for the post of the presidency. Rewind back to last week. President Jonathan was in Daura, Kastina state and when he left, the youths and elders were washing the road as if an evil came to visit them. They spited the office of the presidency! All these while, I have always been skeptical of voting Jonathan again because he was too "gentle" for me. But I also know that Buhari is not a better option for Nigeria. My reasons are these;

#1 He is retarrded
#2 He is a Muslim and an extremist for that one
#3 He is too old to rule Nigeria in the 21st century... All these his packagings are hogwash by those who want to hijack Nigeria
#4 He said that the full meaning of APC is All Progressive Confident shocked shocked shocked
#5 He has no certificate (Proven)... How can he rule Nigeria with so many professors around?
#6 He called INEC the Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission sad sad sad
#7 He is surrounded by crooks who wants nothing but their own selfish gains e.g Rochas Okorocha, Tinubu and Co, Amaechi
#8 He said that the name of his VP is Yemi Osunbade undecided undecided undecided
#9 He said that he will stabilise oil prices in the world lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed ( Confirm Madness)
#10 He just said today that he will make the naira equal to dollars embarassed embarassed embarassed Who does this man take us for? Magas?

Because of the above listed reasons and because Jonathan didn't perform as I expected, I decided to void my vote. But today in the evning as I was discussing with a Mallam that came to repair my shoe, guess what this man told me? That Allah has decreed that Buhari will win. He said that Jonathan won the 2011 elections because the Nothern people sinned against Allah and that Allah said in the Qur'an that anytime they sin, foreigners will rule them! I was like the Fucckk? He said that this was what has been preached to them all these while in their mosques sad sad sad.
The one that annoyed me most was that he told me that the Northerners don't need any education in order to hold any political post because they have a divine mandate to rule the world.

At this point, I wanted to go inside my house, boil hot oil and barbecue this illiterate fool... But the love of God made me not to.

So finally, I have decided to go and dust up my PVC again and VOTE DR GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN! This man is an Angel.... Believe me when I tell you so.... You need to listen to a Northerner and believe me.

You started well, but the folly in you revealed itself. All your reasons are not patriotic. if you base your decision on the comment of an illiterate, then you can not lay claim to be educated yourself.

uselessgoat:


islam is the one and only true religion where one can find peace according to our Holy prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

It's unfortunate you decided to leave the right path and join the infidels. It is better you turn around before the needful is done on your existence

May the will of Allah be done

God Bless all muslims

You are indeed a useless goat.

Ournaija:
We do not need to look too far to know those who are heating up the polity. The politicians has done more damage to this country while pretending to offer favour or protect the masses. Gov. Fashola is one of the few politicians I have respect for, but his recent utterances for his party is making me rethink if his intentions are genuine. His statements on this were not backed with facts, he must has been fed with lies. He transmitted same lies without verification.

As usual on that fateful day, I came down from one of the tall buildings on Marina to go visit one of the bukar joint in the hood tha I have been patronizing for years and was greeted with security men. I asked one of the passersbyers what is going on? Shey don wan carry money from CBN ni, I asked. No ooo, na Oga Jona dey town, he dey inside NSE, she replied. Na when him come town? I queried further. Dem say he sneak enter the place. Well that na im problem, I left the place to get my stomach filled by the next street.

From Union Bank border of Marina, we have 3 military personnel with 2 policemen controlling the traffic. From First bank end to Kakawa House we have 5 military personnel and from CBN to Tinubu Square we have about 6 military men. These men were courteous unlike our usual security men. There approach was very civil. I went round these places because, some street were blocked and you have no choice than to go round. And I must visit my favorite joint whether Jona like am or not. In all both visible and invisible security men for Jonathan were not up to 50. From my count policemen were not up to 10, the rest were military guys.

I wonder where this figure 2,123 came from . Could it mean that civilians and admirers were counted as security operatives. We do not need to lie to gain sympathy or support of our people. This shows that PDP media team is very weak. I expect them to have countered the claim with pictorial evidence.

You have forgotten that all his routes in his itinerary will be covered by police? Atleast, I have witnessed his arrival once.

LWKMD

Swiftboy:
Well we need more private investors like Dangote to employ more people. With more companies coming in there will be more options to choose from. The man you quoted have better arguement than yours. The said institutions that you rubbished means more indirect jobs as businesses will rise to meet needs in services and goods. Yes to transformation! Yes to Goodluck!

If GEJ has made good his promise of constant electricity, more jobs would have been created. people slaving away under Capitalist friends of PDP will have better chance at self-employment. Even as big as Dangote is, his wealth has been halved in the last 9 months and you are singing transformation. if this trend is allowed to continue, a lot of people will be out of business and jobs. if you call subsistence trading business, i pity you o!!!!

Acidosis:
I think you should also consider the number of businesses the Corporate Affairs Commission has registered over the past 4 years.

By "job" do you mean those who wear suit and resume office 7 am? or those engaging in profitable and legal ventures?

Take a trip to CAC office at Ikeja and you will be amazed at the rate at which Nigerians troop in to get their businesses registered.

I won't stop insulting Nigerians because our level of reasoning is sooo low.

How can a normal human being examine job creation in the context of Immigration and UBA job? Are you guys really du.m b or you just choose to be du. mb on special threads against GEJ?

Do you know the number of graduates who now own their private schools? farms? e-businesses? where was nairaland 6 years ago and where is Nairaland today? who are those paying for the massive adverts on Nairaland today? What are they advertising? Poo?

Why not take statistics from CAC, FRSC? Why don't you analyse the rate at which youths get legal wealth, build houses, buy cars these days?

The world has moved away from the era of Civil Service/Servant most of you are advocating. This is the same evil your past military governments planted in your fore heads & corrupt eyes such that your eyes now view JOB creation ONLY in the context of SHELL, NNPC & CBN - that can barely take 100 employees (all together) in a whole year.

By the way, who says Govt aren't recruiting? The army Is currently recruiting graduates; go and get a form and stop perpetrating propaganda on the Internet. Some of us are not blind. We are aware of the fact that Dangote has recruited thousands of graduates over the past few years. We can see new lecturers In the new institutions, etc.

No government is perfect; none can do all; no one!

It is you that is very dumb and blind by nepotism and political partisanship. Realistically, how many people you know that have registered companies have gotten contracts or are doing well in business? A lot of them are subsistence earners. How many are making tax returns? Dangote is recruiting Graduates as drivers and you think that is achievement for a government? I know alot of people working with Dangote that are underpaid. You employ graduate engineers and make them work like laborers under illiterate Chinese and Indians. and your government is happy! The total staff strength of all the universities GEJ is opening is not even up to 100,000. go and find out. stop bullshitting us here.

I got a banking job after hustling for six years. Infact, I got 2 job offers the same day. When Obasanjo left, people started losing their jobs. Banks went bankrupt. Telecoms firms outsource their staff. They had to let go. Till date same evil practice of sacking staff all in the name of poor performance/ surplus to requirements is very rampant. I am sure if you check your neighbours, there are more that lost their job than those that get jobs. When I hear that our economy is improving because dangote and a few others networth is improving thereby affecting the GDP, i feel sad because it is the rich that is becoming richer and the poor becoming poorer.

Its time we give #Change a chance.

laidthrice:
The greatest and best write-up ever. Kudos man

Nice postulations. But if buying weapons is not like buying gari in the market, six years is too much and so many lives and lands have been lost. We have trade relations with Russia and China. This is not the first time America will refuse to sell Military wares to us. During the Civil Wars, we resorted to Russia. The war took only 3 years. I feel this administration and the military just see this insurgency as a means to enrich themselves. If you say that America blocked the sales, what happened to the allocations for six years until we have to go and borrow $1Billion dollars to prosecute this war? We are not fools. No matter how you try to wash this administration, it comes out worse.

this crazy...

kosovo:
You are the one fooling yourself...

In the last 6 years.. U.S blocked every channel of weapon sale to Nigeria.. It was blocked in the U.S, Israel, And South Africa..

Until we went to Russia and Ukraine, which U.S has no power over.. Nigeria couldn't secure some weapons to combat the hi-tech weapons of BH.

Secondly, in the last 6 yrs.. Neither border nations joined the fight.. Now we have Chad, Niger, Cameron and A.U in this fight.

Over 20,000 solders, Airforce and Navy are in this fight . Hence, the massive offensive and bombardment..

and it took 6years you to go to Russia. its all bullsheets and you guys are bullsheeting us. We cannot live our destiny in the hands of GEJ for another for years. who knows what will happen after he wins the election. may be he will go back to his lackadaisical attitudes toward the welfare and security of Nigeria

Nzeokafor:
na big lie.... u are a thief... dat fake money no follow ATM comot na u put am inside... see as d money rompul... thief... ole

you are definitely an ideot.

pasino26:
Were it from someone else I would have given reasons why it will be impossible for an atm machine to dispense counterfeit naira notes. But an atm machine in Omoku Rivers State after series of withdraws yesterday 19/2/15 dispensed a counterfeit #1000 note. It was a shocker. I immediately alerted the security men there, they advised I wait till 8am when the bank usually opens and all other witnesses around were filled with awe. Finally they opened their doors to customers around 8:30am I walked in and got a bigger surprise; the senior officer or operations manager said there's a possibility I had it on me that I should write a complaint and attach the note (story for the gods). So my dear good people of NL. How do I handle this? I still have the note with me. Lest I forget, there and then a security guard offered me #500 for that same note but I refused. My anger was the attitude of the customer relations officer and whoever the operations manager was for saying I had it on me. I had to collect phone numbers of people who witnessed the incident. So give me the best way to get them not to make such expensive mistake again.

its true. I collected one like that from Iyana-Ipaja Branch of Ecobank. I did not suspect because all the notes are were mints. It was when I wanted to pay for something, that my attention was drawn to it. I was very embarrassed. I did not report because it was a weekend. for you to say this has happened again, i am beginning to suspect there is a syndicate in their cash management team who is perpetrating this heinous act. It is evil.

Equalizer:
Will I ever love again?

Are you not a man? bros, look for a girl to bang you silly. you will forget this one.

i want to be your boyfriend

Equalizer:
Bros am too emotional and little things easily get on me.. What if she's actually cheating on me, will I ever recover from the shock? The surprise visit of a thing is more like a suicide mission for me cos you can't really predict any woman..

if you discover she is cheating on you, you go kill yaself? pls. man up and investigate before you kill yourself with false alarm. if you eventually discover she is cheating, no need to fret. move on. make sure your next babe fine pass am sha...

Equalizer:
my relationship of four years is about crashing and am really unhappy about this latest development. I reside in pH while my girl works at Uyo, lately I discovered she no longer picks my calls early in the morning and at night before bed time and this has been going on for weeks now and most times when i keep on calling, she will just busy my call and off her phone. Her excuse is that her phone is always on silent mode.. Am just confused.. Please what do I do? Should I pay her or surprise visit or just let her be?.

Pay her an unannounced impromptu visit.