₦airaland Forum

occfx:
My brother, in the next 5yrs, coding will become a useless skill because AI will do it better and faster. The new gold would be AI combiner. Those who can pick up pieces and combine them to become something

AI can still not understand process flow o! coding is beyond just scribbling together codes. it involves arrangement of codes etc.

durentboi:
I'm 26. What online and physical skills do u recommend I learn for the future

drug pushing

zombieHUNTER:
After typing online
you go offline and buy fuel and food

Do you buy yours online?

its bad that Nigerians can no longer think straight without coloration bias influenced by bigotry. Wither it is FG that gave the States Loans or not, what PBAT said still stands. States have received interventions and subventions. What did they use the money for?

Evathyst:
Dear Nairalanders,

A very good morning to you all. Please I'd like your expert on an issue that is affecting my business. I have a big cosmetic shop which by God's grace fetch me money. But the problem is that my sales boy/girl steal heavily from me.


I have tried to checkmate them but all to no avail. Whenever I'm in the shop, I do checkmate them. But most times, I'm always out of the country doing business. Someone suggested getting a machine which can be used to issue receipt on any sales made but the problem is that I don't know it's functionality. Also, another friend suggested the use of CCTV to me.


Dear Nairalanders, kindly enlighten me on what to do as the issue is affecting my business. Thanks in anticipation.


From a friend.


Mods, kindly help give a wider coverage.

DM for solution

POLS:
https://nairametrics.com/2024/08/09/fg-never-gave-n570-billion-to-36-states-seyi-makinde-counters-president-tinubu/

Show us what you did with money. Don't come and be playing politics here. Did you receive money? What did you do with the money? Who can attest to the fact that you did what you claim to have done with the money.

happy birthday Seun

Since the lady is sticking with you, you have no problem. The only challenge here is if you will not make the lady regret it. I encourage young adults to have committed relationships before they venture out of school because it becomes really difficult for you to make a good choice when faced with life's daunting challenges. If you know that you will not make the lady lose focus of her own dreams and ambitions, pls. ignore the father. He may even be testing your resoluteness.

If you break the girl's heart, 10,000 thundering barnacles will infect your pompom.

Johnweeked12:
But WHY do i see you choking on your own vomit very soon?

Is that the way your father died? Don't worry it will happen to you too soon

Johnweeked12:
If only prayers could save you....... You are gone.

Madness is your sanity. Common sense will blow your mind.

Johnweeked12:
You better run to your village and ask the eldest person in your family

I did not come from a village. You came from a village that is why you lacked decorum and common sense. The elders in your village has failed your generation to the point that redemption is far from you and yours. That is why you do not have respect for other people's elders.

Dongideon007:
https://punchng.com/16-nude-videos-found-in-suspended-unical-deans-phone-witness/?amp

Fake forensic analyst. How do you determined the state of mind of who sent such videos? We're they crying in the video? Unfortunately, the Prof has buried him in a pit he came out from.

DOINGS2022:
Mtcheew!!
Does he even have money to buy fuel and gas?

Do you have money to buy fuel?

Johnweeked12:
Just imagine you are given a plain sheet and a pen and asked to compare anyone in your family tree to Peter Obi... That is when you realize your lineage cannot even lose his shoe lace.. So fix up your life you this BATified excuse of a human being.. Child of hate

Can you compare your lineage with Peter Obi or BAT?

Obi is really ready to pay condolence visits to people for eight years o!

Thundafireseun:
Dull guy

He clearly didn’t understand the concept of the extra spoon that’s why he ran to report to his wife …

A sharp badt guy will chop the both food the kind colleague was offering and no ear will hear it

And his destiny would have been stolen. What he is experiencing today is more than the extra spoon and other possible attachments that may come with it. Look at the beautiful wife! he is the luckiest man in Nigeria this January.

ECASH120:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK8Va13TiGc?si=HS3Bn6dvhRdgdg9_

Elderly man confronts his Nigerian neighbor in UK for changing his Wifi password and restricting him from using the internet after two years.

This was posted by Linda Ikeji's blog and it's making rounds the internet and generating criticisms online.

I helped a neighbour with installation of some apps on her mobile phone using my Wifi. I forgot to remove the password when done. Can you believe that the neighbour shared the password with other neighbours to the extent that one of the neighbours was connecting to my TV and changing the content I was watching on Youtube? I had to re-configure my wifi and throw all of them out of the network. Some people with audacity and sense of entitlement!

I have three daughters. I stopped bathing them when they reached age 3. I taught them to wash their private parts by themselves when they reached age 1.

Goalnaldo:
Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992).

About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes".

I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me?

PS; I'm not a virgin

Straff am first. If its still tight, she dey play you. but the pussy no grip you, bra, run before she run you.

this is not the dusty dilapidated Awka I visited in February this year. Your estates have dusty roads. Even your main roads were narrow and i spent hours moving from one street to another because of traffic. Bros, give me roads leading to your Secretariat.

LP are always contesting results everywhere, even when it is clear they do not have popularity. The Igbos are trying to adopt LP as their regional party. PDP and APGA are no longer holding sway. But LP needs to do more than running with the obingoes. LP needs to go grassroots. LP needs to invest in people.

show us the picture of Awka, I wanna see something. I mean the picture of your state secretariat pls.

Athena6:
Last week I created a thread talking about how my japa plans have been crushed due to the increase in dollar.

Many adviced me to invest in dollar, this was the advice they gave me months ago but I did follow through because I wasn't sure.
My last thread hit front page and 90% of the comments were advising me to invest in dollars, one even quoted that in the past 10 years, the dollar haven't fallen but it increases every year.

One even called me a weak minded person and I am scared to take risks.
After everything I thought to myself, since so many people felt this dollar will keep on rising, maybe I should invest afterall life is all about risks.

Well guess what, dollar have decreased, I invested 3M in buying dollars and now in today exchange rate. I have 2.6M now and I either cash out now or hope it will increase.

Right now, I am very angry.
Those giving me advice should come and contribute the 400k for me o

Another thing, do you think the dollar will increase or should I just cut my loses.
I am so tired 😫

This is good for you. You are one of the people causing artificial increment in the value of Dollar. You are speculating. this is illegal.
In fact, I pray you lose all your money.

Na painment!

taylor88:
I wish I can meet Peter Obi one on one I would have loved that


I for tell Obi to withdraw from this case and let Tinubu rule till 2089


You see when you don’t expect anything from anyone you won’t be disappointed when you don’t get it because you’ve already made plans ahead to do without the person


Of all the geopolitical zones na only SE no dey too complain about this government because they were prepared ahead like they always got prepared from day one


Most of SS people too was prepared for the worst and hoped for the best hence e no dey too affect us


But you see Yorubas who taught Tinubu will stew their rice hence they kept all hope him



Na why them dey thief plantain and rice now to survive



Obi please drop this case and let Tinubu finish us


If you get money now plz venture into mortuary business because it will boom before 2025

your stupidity has no bound!

ogugwa1992:
https://osprimetv.com/shocking-sex-traffic-mum-defends-boyfriend-who-raped-her-6-years-old-daughter/

pls. ensure the mother go to jail too.

where is the Bala Blu modificaions?

Tife270:
Some girls are very hot and attractive. The type of girls that turn heads , look angelic and spotless.
Most of these babes ignore texts / chats a lot according to my observation.

What can a guy do to get a hot babe?

Some these ladies reply messages with short a set like ‘Okay’ , ‘Yes’ , ‘No’ . What can a guy do to change this ?


N.B No insults please

ask for account number. then bone!

IVORY2009:
What consigns UK with our issues in Nigeria, she should be extratides down to Nigeria to face the music.

Concerns or consign?