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HateU2:
Na ur dick dey ready everytime. Our warehouse needs rest

HateU2:
U shld have invited me nah

yemoxyl:
E no show
#Team VIRGIN#

yemoxyl:
How u take know?

tempem:
Yes it does. Reasons are, without money you can't buy clothes you'll wear to places of worship, neither without money, you can't get shoes, these are the least items. So, you could see that there is money involvement in serving God. But, the question is, does pastors really make people believe that worship of God involves money? No! . They [b]make people believe that WITHOUT MONEY you can't serve God.[b/] Which point blank, they are just thieves.

omooba969:
Ask me again.

You want to start bashing pastors again abi, abeg park well.

HateU2:
So flatt Ass is now a thing to consider when going into a relationship
Guys, guys nd guys! Don't loose ur wife -2-be bcox of yansh nd boobbs. I'm preaching now oooooooooo

HateU2:
I like dis babe jare but no be everytime dis tin needs 'servicing' nah

yemoxyl:
Team NO SEX B4 MARRIAGE

HateU2:
We dey understand nah. That anger is different from dis one.

HateU2:
We are in d same team

HateU2:
Nowhere to go
Or rather
No frnds arwd to hang out with

dachaste:
Well I must say dat gal is archaic. Personally I make Sure I outsmart a guy everytime to pay bills. Be it T fare or others. It makes me feel better and removes dat feeling of Kindda owing or wanting to payback. And wen Eva I knnow am not boxed Up, I look for reasons not to honour an outing or date.




As for independence av seen many guys dat frown and call gals names. Even my dad told me wen I wanted to buy my masters form to be careful dat such stuff aint good for a single lady as it would drive guys away and I was like WTF!!!!





It jus Kindda made me sad. is it dat our lives indirectly revolve round men n wat dey want?

dachaste:
Yesterday during the interview, a discussion came up by tosynetoomuch and another guy(forgotten his moniker) and I was amazed even the guys noticed this problem.


My question goes thus;




Why is it that when a girl is totally dependent on a guy, guys tag her a cheap slut, gold digger and all sort of names. And when a girl is Kindda focused and is independent. Working and taking good care of herself guys still come up with names for her saying all sort of things. It gets even worse if she's married. The insecure husband Kindda forces, threatens or blackmails her to quit her job





All these got me wondering. people keep saying its hard to please a woman but for a man its near impossible.





What do you guys really want from a lady?






primeministerr





Andycruiz






Naijaboiy







Wristbangle







STFUareyouGod







Obiorathesubtle









Goodheart02







DarlingtonIIV


(please come and give us light)

misspicy:
hmmmmmm,very deep kweshion







waiting for the guys comments dt one na dere tym o no be now. One must taste d product before purchase.

modified*****
My mum used to say something to me

'she said a man who wants to marry you,will not ask for, demand for, or pressure you for sex till after marriage"

well I guess this mentality does not hold water in our present generation

Ebukaobi:
IPOB Youths will soon arrive on this thread to tell us how they used to have 28 hours of electricity a day under Jonathan and how it has now reduced to 2 hours a day

The internet is now infested with jobless IPOB youths who have nothing better to do than create false stories and lies against His Excellency, General Buhari, the best Leader Nigeria has ever had.

There was a dip in electricity provision for some weeks but from my research, it has improved tremendously in the lead up to Christmas. The sector is still experiencing major challenges but what do we expect? When Jonathan and his bunch of IPOB advisers stole billions of dollars meant for infrastructure provision.

In my area, we have at least 17-21 hours of electricity a day. God bless Buhari

IPOB youths will die of frustration very soon
And u r celebrating? Neighbouring togo,benin rep Chad all hv constant power and u r here making rubbish noise of 17 hrs power. Ppl r Hvin it 24hrs a day

Staru1:
You are funny but becareful not every in life is joke, thanks for commenting

deezzle:
any 26th August? deleneye@yahoo.com

cuteass1:
January 19th

hadizadeezy:
No I don't, black is beautiful they say, so why e wan check the skin status?

nana:
Why should i drop my phone,ehn?

cruzita:
correct guy.bad luck for bleachers,oya black girls make una come line up here.I no mention aboki black ooooo

hadizadeezy:
At your LOWER level you still want to choose,
o ma se o!

sanky346:
I am a fan of our former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, former President of the all-powerful Wives of African Presidents and Prime Ministers Association [WAPPA] [my own coinage]former Permanent Secre­tary in the state of Bayelsa, and former Chair­person and Matron of uncountable NGOs and of course the one and only publicly pa­raded, publicly quoted wife of our own ami­able former President, Goodluck Jonathan.

Two years ago I announced on the pages of the City People Magazine that I was in love with Dame Patience Jonathan. There were no pretences about my declaration. I followed it up with reasons for my falling in love. It was the aftermath of her public declaration that she was indeed ill and that she almost passed out on a number of occasions. She gave a public lie to all the lies and cover-ups of the officialdom which claimed that she was hale and hearty while she was in fact on routine visits to surgical theatre where, according to her courageous account, she had been opened up more than 13 times!

Yes, I fell in love knowing fully well that falling in love does not constitute an offence; it is the next steps you take after falling in love that can reward you with an amorous intimacy or earn you a dirty slap or in the extreme, a jail term! And I was certain the then President would not bother to send the police to my house.

I thought I should leave matters of econom­ics, the economy, politics and governance out of my way today and give heart its own delight this Sunday. The Christmas moments have passed and the New Year is knocking at the gate, and yet no major events to crack our ribs with laugh­ter, no theatricalities, no unusual movements in the seat of power.

I miss our Dame, full of humour and predict­able ‘unpredictabilities’. A lady of unequalled energy and noticeable presence, Dame Patience is not one that can be ignored in any gathering. Full of witticisms and spontaneity, Madam Jon­athan is ever so quick to respond to any eventu­ality. Her answers are always on her finger tips. If you dare cross her path, you are on your own.

Mrs Jonathan is not a pretender. She does not care for the so-called ‘political correctness’. She calls a spade a spade and you can go to hell if you do not like her characteristic bluntness. The good thing about Dame Jonathan is that you know where you stand with her or where she stands with you. She is not given to deceit or double-speak or back biting. And she is bold!

You may begin to wonder why I miss her and why I believe she should occupy my column to­day as my veritable guest. Madam Patience is like no other one in public glare. She does not care for Lexis and Structure when it comes to English grammar. And who cares? Who should bother about a language that is not straightfor­ward?

Dame Jonathan is a very straightforward per­son. So if English language that is full of con­tradictions and confusions decides to confront Dame, she has every right to damn it. A language that has sat as past tense of sit and chooses to have leaked instead of lack as past tense of leak, has boxes as plural of box and has oxen as plural for ox, boots as plural for boot and feet as plural for foot, teeth for tooth and not beeth for booth, men for man and pans for pan is not a subject a straightforward Madam like our Patience would have patience for.

Madam Patience loves her husband. She is famously very passionate about her man. And because of such a rare quality in most wom­en critics always find fault in her complete protection of her husband’s issues. Patience would do battle with any one that dared to ridicule her husband. And I found in her a woman who would rather sink with her man than jump boat.

She could be theatrical and some times tries to compete with Baba Sala, Aluwe, or James Iroha [by the way James was my classmate at the University of Ibadan 50 years ago], she is nonetheless a very prac­tical and admirable persona. You can’t but love and appreciate her act. She is a huge delight in her broken English; “na you alone waka come?” remains the greatest quote of the century.

Because she spent endless time in Ger­man hospitals she fancied herself as a neuro-surgeon and she was quick to pronounce a clinical verdict on Buhari’s state of health during the presidential campaigns. ‘Buhari is brain dead!’, her medical feat proclaimed.

Some idiots spread the rumour that she was in control of her husband and that she indeed flogs him on occasion. Wicked graveyard humour! This rumour has no truth whatsoever and those that are close to the couple say that she holds her husband in the highest esteem. ‘She literally worships him’, a source volunteered.

I am sure I am not the only one that miss­es Dame Jonathan. The ubiquitous WAPPA must be missing her and her largess. Wives of African Presidents and Prime Ministers would no longer get escorted back to their home countries with loads of dollars and Prado Jeeps to boot. I doubt if the organization of the heavily powdered Behind-the-Scene power brokers is still in existence. Andi if at all it still is, its existence must be in its shadows. Dame Jonathan gave the organization the milk of life, its vibrancy and relevance.

History and posterity will certainly be fair and kind to Dame Jonathan. Here is a woman who came, saw and conquered. That her hus­band lost a most coveted second term as Presi­dent did not diminish her place in the Hall of the Triumphant. She saw her husband through his glories as Teacher, Deputy Governor, Acting Governor, Governor of oil-rich state, Vice Presi­dent, Acting President, and ultimately President of the largest oil producing country in Africa and the man who sat on the largest treasury in the continent.

Dame Jonathan is a fighter and a very coura­geous one too. She is not one to be scared by anybody and throughout her life in the bedroom of power she refused to be defined by outside forces or opinions. Like all great women in his­tory, she knows her own mind and allows her­self to be ruled by own intuitions.

Although our Dame was never voted for, she proved to the world while it lasted that the man who had the vote was her second half. Without a half, a whole cannot be completed. She, Dame Jonathan, completed that whole.

Dame Jonathan remains constant and consis­tent by the side of her man.

If and when I get invited to Otuoke, I will not go alone for fear of being confronted with that booming voice: Na you alone waka come?

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/i-miss-dame-patience-jonathan/