₦airaland Forum

Staru1:
You are funny but becareful not every in life is joke, thanks for commenting

deezzle:
any 26th August? deleneye@yahoo.com

cuteass1:
January 19th

hadizadeezy:
No I don't, black is beautiful they say, so why e wan check the skin status?

nana:
Why should i drop my phone,ehn?

cruzita:
correct guy.bad luck for bleachers,oya black girls make una come line up here.I no mention aboki black ooooo

hadizadeezy:
At your LOWER level you still want to choose,
o ma se o!

sanky346:
I am a fan of our former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, former President of the all-powerful Wives of African Presidents and Prime Ministers Association [WAPPA] [my own coinage]former Permanent Secre­tary in the state of Bayelsa, and former Chair­person and Matron of uncountable NGOs and of course the one and only publicly pa­raded, publicly quoted wife of our own ami­able former President, Goodluck Jonathan.

Two years ago I announced on the pages of the City People Magazine that I was in love with Dame Patience Jonathan. There were no pretences about my declaration. I followed it up with reasons for my falling in love. It was the aftermath of her public declaration that she was indeed ill and that she almost passed out on a number of occasions. She gave a public lie to all the lies and cover-ups of the officialdom which claimed that she was hale and hearty while she was in fact on routine visits to surgical theatre where, according to her courageous account, she had been opened up more than 13 times!

Yes, I fell in love knowing fully well that falling in love does not constitute an offence; it is the next steps you take after falling in love that can reward you with an amorous intimacy or earn you a dirty slap or in the extreme, a jail term! And I was certain the then President would not bother to send the police to my house.

I thought I should leave matters of econom­ics, the economy, politics and governance out of my way today and give heart its own delight this Sunday. The Christmas moments have passed and the New Year is knocking at the gate, and yet no major events to crack our ribs with laugh­ter, no theatricalities, no unusual movements in the seat of power.

I miss our Dame, full of humour and predict­able ‘unpredictabilities’. A lady of unequalled energy and noticeable presence, Dame Patience is not one that can be ignored in any gathering. Full of witticisms and spontaneity, Madam Jon­athan is ever so quick to respond to any eventu­ality. Her answers are always on her finger tips. If you dare cross her path, you are on your own.

Mrs Jonathan is not a pretender. She does not care for the so-called ‘political correctness’. She calls a spade a spade and you can go to hell if you do not like her characteristic bluntness. The good thing about Dame Jonathan is that you know where you stand with her or where she stands with you. She is not given to deceit or double-speak or back biting. And she is bold!

You may begin to wonder why I miss her and why I believe she should occupy my column to­day as my veritable guest. Madam Patience is like no other one in public glare. She does not care for Lexis and Structure when it comes to English grammar. And who cares? Who should bother about a language that is not straightfor­ward?

Dame Jonathan is a very straightforward per­son. So if English language that is full of con­tradictions and confusions decides to confront Dame, she has every right to damn it. A language that has sat as past tense of sit and chooses to have leaked instead of lack as past tense of leak, has boxes as plural of box and has oxen as plural for ox, boots as plural for boot and feet as plural for foot, teeth for tooth and not beeth for booth, men for man and pans for pan is not a subject a straightforward Madam like our Patience would have patience for.

Madam Patience loves her husband. She is famously very passionate about her man. And because of such a rare quality in most wom­en critics always find fault in her complete protection of her husband’s issues. Patience would do battle with any one that dared to ridicule her husband. And I found in her a woman who would rather sink with her man than jump boat.

She could be theatrical and some times tries to compete with Baba Sala, Aluwe, or James Iroha [by the way James was my classmate at the University of Ibadan 50 years ago], she is nonetheless a very prac­tical and admirable persona. You can’t but love and appreciate her act. She is a huge delight in her broken English; “na you alone waka come?” remains the greatest quote of the century.

Because she spent endless time in Ger­man hospitals she fancied herself as a neuro-surgeon and she was quick to pronounce a clinical verdict on Buhari’s state of health during the presidential campaigns. ‘Buhari is brain dead!’, her medical feat proclaimed.

Some idiots spread the rumour that she was in control of her husband and that she indeed flogs him on occasion. Wicked graveyard humour! This rumour has no truth whatsoever and those that are close to the couple say that she holds her husband in the highest esteem. ‘She literally worships him’, a source volunteered.

I am sure I am not the only one that miss­es Dame Jonathan. The ubiquitous WAPPA must be missing her and her largess. Wives of African Presidents and Prime Ministers would no longer get escorted back to their home countries with loads of dollars and Prado Jeeps to boot. I doubt if the organization of the heavily powdered Behind-the-Scene power brokers is still in existence. Andi if at all it still is, its existence must be in its shadows. Dame Jonathan gave the organization the milk of life, its vibrancy and relevance.

History and posterity will certainly be fair and kind to Dame Jonathan. Here is a woman who came, saw and conquered. That her hus­band lost a most coveted second term as Presi­dent did not diminish her place in the Hall of the Triumphant. She saw her husband through his glories as Teacher, Deputy Governor, Acting Governor, Governor of oil-rich state, Vice Presi­dent, Acting President, and ultimately President of the largest oil producing country in Africa and the man who sat on the largest treasury in the continent.

Dame Jonathan is a fighter and a very coura­geous one too. She is not one to be scared by anybody and throughout her life in the bedroom of power she refused to be defined by outside forces or opinions. Like all great women in his­tory, she knows her own mind and allows her­self to be ruled by own intuitions.

Although our Dame was never voted for, she proved to the world while it lasted that the man who had the vote was her second half. Without a half, a whole cannot be completed. She, Dame Jonathan, completed that whole.

Dame Jonathan remains constant and consis­tent by the side of her man.

If and when I get invited to Otuoke, I will not go alone for fear of being confronted with that booming voice: Na you alone waka come?

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/i-miss-dame-patience-jonathan/

enkayhope:
Single and lonely. Need an ibo man who is rdy 4 a lifetime r/ship. Am dark complexioned,average,simple,hardworking,easygoing,homely from Anambra. Pls i dont need hunters,cos dis my stage in life is serious business that i need. Thank u

Staru1:
Hi naIralander, am in my 4th year of mechanical engineering,can someone assists me get where I can do my IT, we will commences as from march next year.
I will appreciates your sincere responds.

Khd95:
I will call in the efcc guys

this is era of CHNAGE

iamfroshsylver:
Am a full flesh blooded yoruba guy. Ekiti born

drnelson:
IMF has predicted that crude oil will fall to $20 a barrel in 2016.


That have warned Nigeria of serious consequences.


But I want to offer a different viewpoint and ask fellow Nigerians to comment on this.


Is it not better for Nigeria to have crude oil at $20 a barrel and Buhari as President making sure that 100% of oil revenue is going to the treasury


Than


Having crude oil at $120 a barrel and someone like Jonathief as President with his Igbo Petroleum and finance ministers making sure they steal 99.9% of the revenue and leave the rest for the treasury


What do you think?


I think this country is rising and future is bright under our honest President.


U no get sense. Fool n I wonder why seun will allow such post here. Who r u to insult our ex president? U hv no Damn right at all. Be guided!

iamfroshsylver:
Heaven knows my mom isn't tribalistic

kayoade09:
If you knew how powerful sex was you wouldn't have it with just anybody. During sex there's two different exchanges that take place: a physical and spiritual. Most grown adults are aware of the physical exchange. But the second is the spiritual which most people don't know about. When you have sex with someone, you exchange/ obtain whatever spirit(s) they have as well. You take on their qualities , behaviors, ideology Etc GOOD OR BAD & become a part of you. Sex was intended for one man and one woman.

So many problems come as a result of sex outside of marriage. Disease and unplanned pregnancy are just the scratching the surface. You enter into a covenant with that other persons spirit. This happens every time you have sex with a person. And ... In addition to this ... Whoever they have had sex with ... Now you're attached to those people's spirits as well.

This is why there's so many people with multiple personalities, who are dibbling and dabbling in this and that, who are confused , and all messed up in their thoughts , feelings and behavior. They are dealing with their own personality as well as the other people they have physically and spiritually connected themselves too. The person you could be laying with could be full of the devil and now ... You are too. "/.

How can this be avoided. Do it God's way. Just wait. Save sex until marriage. Sex is a beautiful thing it's fun it's exciting when done God's way. God knows how it feels and what it does. He created it ! But he also put boundaries in place because He knows what can happen when people get careless with it. TROUBLE TROUBLE ( Dollar Bill voice ). The good news is this doesn't have to be you. If you haven't already engaged in sexual activity then don't. Save it for your husband or wife. If you have.... Don't do it anymore. Ask God to discipline you to wait and take away the desire because it's definitely hard to stop wanting something that is good to you after you've had it. Take your pick. Either run the risk of sleeping with THE ENEMY or waiting and being in the Ark of safety in marriage.

mikron:
that a friend almost initiated him into the sect

Setaje:
Am afraid. I guess. Who knows. I might get the power now and become evil.

Setaje:
True though. I was threading on things I had no idea off. My first ever problem started when I read lobsang rampa. The third eye. Read almost all the rampa books cus dad had them at home. He was a Buddhist monk. Hmmmn. Then I shifted to alchemy. Amorc, ruscincruts, magical kaballah, holy grail, so many! I read and read but thank God I stopped before it did damage.

harrison1234:
I really spent my time going through this post and I have realize that people fear what the don't understand; even when our lord Jesus was alive most people saw him as fake and blasphemous now the know the truth, I WILL LOVE TO JOIN THE AMORC so ppl how can I join I base in the east, this is an organization I have been longing to be a part of even great men of the world passed via self realization. Plz reply

osazeet:
True Spirituality sees everything as ONE while religion sees seperation in ONE.

A new age started since December 2012, the age of Aquarian.

knowledge is the essence of this age, hence information/ technology era.

The last age was Piscean age, symbolism of two fishes in the zodiac sign, hence Jesus made his disciples fishers of men, fed multitudes with 2 fishes and five loafs bread.
The Piscean age was the era of discovery of new lands across oceans.

You need to more about yourself today esoterically.

Think out of the box .

we have a whatsapp group called esoteric free thinkers
Here you will learn alot with an open mind.

KNOW THYSELF.

join us today to broaden your horizon

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Setaje:
Very true. I have read a lot of books on spiritism and the occult. Name them.i have knowledge of it. I will not disclose what reading such books did to me. But it made me understand that except u are strong in christ, what u read, hear, see, etc has an impact in our lives. Infact what reading those books did to me was that it opened a portal. Like a demonic pathway! I could not explain certain things that was happening because I was not even a strong christian then. I read those things out of boredom, to me it was storybook but my spirit dwelt a lot on those things. I wouldn't want to say much. The more I read the more I look for new things. The only good path of all this is, u will see that the bible is written in symbols. Almost everything is symbolic. Secondly the black man is the most powerful human being on earth. The black skin is divine. Thirdly, it made me know that there is more to mankind and the there is God indeed.

mikron:
Bro if u re trying to join this sect then please stop. AMORC is a secret society like ogboni. The rosicrocian order. I remember my father telling me of this group of people when I was a little boy.

omokoladele:
MYSTICAL!!!!

The Less I know about them the Better for me!

ISLAM!

tartar9:
Om On Om Aum Aum Ahum Ahum Ahumm Ahummmm Ahummmm Aommmmmhh…
that's all you need to know about them.and ehen
they also pay tithes

dominicson:
Those? Very sure.

In fact, I could do those stuff successfully before I became a member of AMORC. But I was long a member of AOFN, Aborigine Ogboni Fraternity of Nigeria, before I joined Rosicrucianism.

But in reality I knew a lot of things which I never had their understanding before I joined AMORC. Knowledge, you should as well know, is different from Understanding.

This is possible because in AMORC, you will be trained as a student. Things will be explained in a classroom-like manner.

AMORC did explain many things I've already knew and also clarify things that were yet to clear to me. I could do some things but I could not explain how those things were possible for me to accomplish and not for others.

As regards aura, I knew, long before I join Amorc, thru certain means, that a man is suitable for a specific woman if certain two things are common or complementary in their 'fate baskets,' but Amorc tells you they are aura.

Let me paint a scenario, you are my client who comes for divination. You want to know if you fiancee is compatible with you. I will look out for four lines, each of which represent each of these: wealth, children, peace and longevity.

The whole four are very rear to come by but two of them are very important: peace and longevity. I never knew why it was those two and not the first two that were important.

In Amorc, I latter learnt that those two I taught were more important can be 'manipulated'. As in, if you as the husband has wealth and children in your basket, the woman will come into your life to bring those kids for you, even though the two of you will claim those kids are yours. The same for wealth but not possible for the last two...

jeffizy:
[color=#007700] Yes, may seem like a toy but im certain it will outlast your 206.
Built to last, highly fuel economical and an engine thats strong .
Last but not the least, fast and low maintainance cost.

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oyeludef:
define prosper?

oyeludef:
I won't argue with you but i know wat tithing has done for me. Whoever can receive dis saying, let him receive it.

oyeludef:
tithing started b4 d law. We shouldn't claim d blessings of Abraham if we are not ready to do wat Abraham did. Whether we tithe or not, God loves us but tithing opens us to financial deliverance and breakthrough. God wont send you to hell because you didn't tithe only dat u enjoy more financial breakthrough wen u pay ur tithe. Compare yourself with an individual dat tithes over a period of one year and u earn d same amount of income, you will see dat God honors tithes