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kissval1388:
kiss val. at Sabon layi

ify2016:
I was shocked by my niece question who turned 21 yesterday. As we we were celebrating her birthday, she was told to ask any question that bothers her most about relationship to her friends. To my greatest surprise, she raised a storming question that no man and woman was able to give convincing answer.
She asked and I quote;
"Is it a crime for men to wear women their pants and bra back after sex?"

Let's have a sober reflection on this question and a reasonable answer as to why men find it so easy to remove but forget to wear it back.
Spoilt brat

onstelly:
Roflmao
I love this man

kissval1388:
Tanx bro. am an Igbo from anambra but I stay in gombe

kissval1388:
For the past 4 days, shites members are having a peaceful protest in Gombe state now against the massacre and and genocide of there fellows in Zaria, Kaduna state.
the protesters are wielding placards like #free zakzaky, #stop killing Muslim brothers etc. some of the protesters are using red paints to write free zakzaky on walls and on main road.
I can't spot any police, mopol or soldiers moving with them, upon that, they are peaceful. no looting no riot.
from observation, I have come to realize that Shiites are peaceful people.
source: Am an eye witness.
these are the pictures I snapped.
lalasticlala, mynd44 help me and move these to FP, Nairalanders need to know these people are peaceful.

osedvgirl:
you are already a friend

osedvgirl:
every every is cool

proxillin:
I have heard many stories about how some guys self inflict humiliation by engaging in randy and disgraceful sexual acts in public. They were all stories until I saw it with my own eyes.

Let me share one of the stories.
A lady friend of mine joined a bus from Oshogbo to Ilesha in Osun state. She sat at the front seat close to the engine. There was this guy who was begging the bus conductor to allow him sit on the engine because he could not afford the full transport fare.

So he sat facing mi-lady, meaning, they sat with their legs interwoven. On the way, the lady noticed something warm and fleshy rubbing her tight occasionally. The feeling was faint so she was not giving attention to it. Also coupled with the hot radiation coming from the engine, she was unmoved.

Suddenly she felt something sticky warm liquid rolling down from her tight to her leg. She touched it and lo and behold it was slimy liquid like nose discharge.

She quickly sensed the writing on the wall and raised alarm. The bus stopped and the guy was told to get out of the bus to assess the situation. The guy knew what he was getting into. Immediately he got out of the bus, he ran away.

All the while he was rubbing her with his d***ck, he was looking somewhere else, innocently as if nothing is happening, that she hardly suspected any foul play.

My experience
Last week Tuesday, I joined a bus from Oshodi to Ikotun, I sat beside a guy who was with a back pack. Along the way I noticed the guy was doing as if he is in pain. He was constantly patting his stomach (I initially thought). He was looking uncomfortable that his eyeball dilating. I was concerned.

I noticed he covered his laps with his back pack. It came to a point that he was carried away in whatever he was doing. I was concerned and felt sorry for him, so, I decided to peep and look at what he was stroking and patting on his lap. I was shocked by what I saw.

The guy was masturbating, stroking is pinnis. I was disappointed, felt betrayed upon all my emotional concerns. To my surprise, I wasn’t the only one looking; a lady at the back knew and kept quiet. I looked around to see who is seeing what I was seeing. My eyes caught hers, she just shake her head in pity.

Suddenly the guy freeze like one who is electrocuted. I knew he has delivered his payload. I just told him, you need spiritual help. Everyone just busted out. So everyone knew, but kept quiet.

Guys, why na? Is this konji or madness?

osedvgirl:
I dont need yours

osedvgirl:
I have eyes and are meant for seeing

osedvgirl:
see small pepeye oooo


I pity him oo, fine guy like this, or are you sure its not arrow from his village

amacastel:
Leave her alone is the position women see themselves in this country if she didn't do it she will be wallowing the street looking for job is beta she has a job than in the street looking for job

FlirtyKaren:
The young lady needs your advice too... smh.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/nigerian-lady-who-slept-her-way-to-top.html

beleza:
I am not in a good situation at the moment. I am in love with a guy who has a girlfriend.Before you judge me here is my story.I am a lady in my late 20s, pretty, funny, lovable and a good christian but the major problem I have been facing since I knew about dating is the kind of guys I get attracted,they are usually cool but unserious,have commitment issues, are emotionally unavailable and just want to sleep with me.I am very emotional and I tend to show my feelings towards a guy so soon.Secondly I have never had a relationship that lasted more than six months.

In my 4 years in the university, I didnt have any relationship, not that i didnt want but guys were not just coming.My friends always felt I should have a lot of admirers because of my looks but the reverse was the case.After school, the few ones I tried to have,turned out sour.One was my former fellowship pastor so I thought he will be serious as he was old enough for marriage.This was about 4 years ago.I was disappointed when I realised that he was just after sex.He started acting up, withdrawing, saying I was disturbing him emotionally and that he is tired.Later, he said we should do friends with benefit, I just cut him off totally. This was a supposed pastor trying to take advvantage of my weakness.

A year later in 2013 met another dude.It didnt last up to six months before we broke up due to our numerous differences.he also didnt make a commitment, the major thing was that we liked ourselves.It took me a long time to get time over him.fast forward to this year met a very funny and inteeligent guy.we met on an online socialnetworking site.he is in his 30's and he seemed just like my perfect man. There was this connection I had with him and we could talk about anything at anytime.snooped on his social media accounts and I didnt see any signs of a lady or girlfriend so I felt the coast was clear.Only for me to ask him one day and he says he is in a relationship,even showed me her photo.I had already started having feelings for him, it was hard to turn back.We were so attracted to each other and it was to hard to resist him even though I knew he just wanted sex from me.Dude travels out and isnt communicating like before, even though he told me his gf is in nigeria but I wasn't convinced.

Our major fallout was when on my birthday I didnt get message fro him until a day later, I decided to send a nasty message to him saying he was just after my body and all.Dude gets angry, I started apologising almost immediately, this happed in October.he just reads my messages doesnt reply doesnt pick my calls.Since the incident happend, I havent been myself, I have never begged or apologised to any one like this in my life, I have cried almost everyday for the past two months, I cant concentrate at work.He recently came back but didn't tell me but I found out on my own.Went to his house a few days ago unannounced just to apologize, He got more angry in the process saying he warned not to come without telling him.He said he has forgiven me and also apologized for leading on but ended up saying he has issues with people that dont trust him.The worst part is he knows I love him so he is doing this to hurt me more.

I just cant get him out of my mind, I think about him everyday, I am in a dilemma.we never had sex, we just kissed and touched so I dont understand what is going on. I still sent him msgs yesterday but he just read them and didnt reply.I have uninstalled my whatsapp because of him so I cant send him msgs.At this point, I am fed up, I don't why love treats me like this. I need your advice asap .

Deckynyansha:
Nollywood Comic Actor, ‘Dede
One Day’ is Dead? Reports reaching
BUSYBRAINWORLD from Obehie police station
in Ukwa west LGA of Abia state, has it that a
popular
Nigerian comedian from Mbieri town in Imo state
known as DEDE ONE DAY is dead.He slumped
while
carrying out master of ceremony (MC) activitives
at a traditional marriage in Ogwe community of
Ukwa
west LGA in Abia state on sunday the
13/12/2016.
Report further stated that while the occasion was
on
going the comedian decided to have some rest
and
handed over the microphone to his assistant to
continue with the ceremony. After a while, he
stood to
continue with his duties but suddenly slumped
down
at about 4pm and was rushed to Loveday ememe
hospital in Ogwe community, where he was later
confirmed dead by the doctor at about 1 am of
14/12/2015. May his soul rest in peace, praying
for
God to give the family the fortitude to bear the
loss.

sketcherJ:
6. Chibok girls : on that tragic day , 15th April 2014, 276 female school girls were abducted by Islamic militants,(book haram) and 219 are still reported to be missing, this got the whole world talking and initiated the "BringBackOurGirls" campaign, this catastrophe was regarded as the major flaw in ex president , Goodluck Jonathan's government.. What might have happened to these girls? there were some rumours saying the boko haram militants have slept with some of them , married some and sold some of them as slaves, another said they might have been radicalized, brain washed and initiated into the world of terrorism owing to the recent activities of female sucide bombers .. Even as I type this, I still feel a sadness in my heart and pray they are found safe and healthy.(Amen)
- See more at: http://dandywriter..nl/2015/12/nigeria-murder-mysteries-that-was-never.html?m=1#sthash.5mz6BqH2.dpuf

TooNoisy:
Wike did not need to rig the elections, he would have won easily.

But now, he will certainly lose!

ssweetorgasm:
Stop dolling my dear, marry him in court, move to usa with him then do smting to provoke him and afta he hit u, then divorce him based on domestic violence and go away with 50% of his wealth.

jane0000:
With d way things r going with N.A,it seems no one is safe to protest in dis country anymore. Hope Buhari will do something about it

SHAMHOOD:
95% Will Fail This.....!
Your N50 Fell Out From Your Pucket And
Someone Picked It, And The Person Happens To
Owe You N10 So The Person Paid You With The
N50 You Gave Him Back A Change Of N40.
How Much Did You Lose....??

Epiphanus20:
1 TALKING TO 5000 MEN WITHOUT A MICROPHONE before going further make i ask you just 1 question,how far can your voice go?Jesus christ talks to over 5 thousand men without even a microphone or speaker,that guy might be having headache everyday due to screaming.

2 HIS PHILOSOPHICAL APPROACH TO ISSUE'S Although Jesus never attended college(i dont know if he attended high school,abeg no ask me).But he settle dispute and answer questions in a more matured way,for instance when the pharisees(or whatever) where about stoning Mary Magdalene,he told them"if you have not done such things in your life,then stone her" but they all dispersed.

3 HIS ABILITY TO TALK FOR DAYS WITHOUT EATING OR DRINKING Jesus Christ can teach for days without showing an expression of hunger or thirst,for instance when he fed 5 thousand men,he had taught for two days without eating anything and yet he is more worried about the crowd that just sit and listen to him.

4 HIS ABILITIES TO KNOW NAMES Although Jesus christ has many Friends and followers but still he knew the names of everyone,for instance he called all his Apostles by name before they became his Apostles,he called Mattew and Zaccheus by name,he also called many people which i wouldnt mention.

5 HIS SPIRIT OF ENDURANCE AND LOVE Jesus was sent into the world to die for our sin not for his own sin and yet he accepted to die,he was born like a horse rather than a King,he started enduring at the age of twelve when he revealed his real family(us),Jesus endured hunger for 40 days and 40 night,he endured temptation,suffered till death just for you and i.

[b]LET WELCOME THE KING.[b/]

2oddprof:
YOU STILL MAKES NO SENSE. I NEVER FORCED YOU OR ANYBODY TO SUBSCRIBE. GET LOST!!!

2oddprof:
here are the reason why you need to pay me if you want my games:

1. I SPENT MY TIME TO FORECAST

2. I SPENT MONEY TO BUY DATA

3. I WILL USE DATA TO SEND YOU THE GAMES

4. I AM OFFERING YOU A SERVICE

5. YOU WILL MAKE MONEY WITH THE TIPS

6. YOU CANT STAKE WITHOUT MONEY

INSTEAD OF YOUR BARKING LIKE A MAD DOG, WHY DONT YOU FORECAST YOURSELF