₦airaland Forum

Airforce1:
Go through my post and you will see it's all to keep the section lively and not to score home cheap and worthless points
.
. I ain't expecting you see them that way because your life has never known no peace which is evident in your comment .

I'm a very playful guy and seeing people kill themselves over my harmless threads gives me joy .

I don't post for women to like me .. neither do I post to be on anyone's good book because truth is, most of you fellas around here needs help go elevate in life .

You talked about pitying women who would fall for me .. so I ask mysellf , Do I need a woman to really fall for me on nairaland??
Na women dey rush me like Indomie in reality
Go dig .

Last reply from to you. It's is evident that some people's life are very boring and bad in reality that the only place they can get relevance is online. That's what you have been doing and i have no problem with that. You take shots with dirty boxers in and untidy room, that's your problem, you post pictures of unhealthy and cheap food, that's your problem. We all have our purpose in life, since yours is to become a Nairaland celebrity, keep trying you will make it one day. I know how most Nigerian girls are, some you can get with just 100 Naira worth of recharge card, so congrats on the hungry poor girls in your category you are fucking. Dirty, classless, uncouth, drunk, fool at late twenty, and delusional. Those are your major traits, to add to your face which is an engine oil reserve and your head that looks like a weapon. All these are not your fault because you didn't create yourself, but the fact that you refused to use your brain at your age is terrible.

angelboy01:
You don't know her Moniker but it was easy for you to trace her by her phone number. Bros you too de Lie..

I don't know how uneventful some people's lives could be, that the only place they seem to be able to find relevance is online.

Airforce1:
Is it your indomie thread ?

I'm so good at keeping jobless folks like you busy with my threads and I think I deserve some accolades on that .

People like you who hide on this faceless forum to spew thrash are usually the most less privileged in the society . (Prove me wrong by posting your photo)

Did you apply for Buhari #5000 stipend for the poorest of the poor in the society?

If you didn't notice you quoted me first, that's what is giving you this one life time opportunity to warrant a response from me. If not, when i come to Nairaland to entertain myself and see your several display of tomfoolery, i always laugh, ignore and pass, because at your age, even my younger brother in Secondary school has more wisdom than you, i just pity the unfortunate lady that will end up with you.

futuregovernor:
Idiot

We are about to find out who the idiot is very soon. If you didn't post evidence of your claims . Your last resort will be to post here that the said girl has apologised to you in private. Then you must have satisfied yourself with what you crave for which is the irrelevant attention. Your claim that you don't know her Moniker is unfounded because it is what you can easily retrieve from your mail. We know your last move, once you make it, no one will take you seriously again.

futuregovernor:
lying how,thought u are reasonable.

So at the end of the day, you will come out and post that she has apologised to you privately.

Airforce1:
Just wish them well and move on ...

If he make money tomorow and start showing off to those who mocked him when he had nothing, you will start talking nonsense .

Oga Ade, be careful of the people you tap o. How long does it take for a guy to brush his hair? You are probably worse off, with your oily and rough face. When you make your own money you can 'show off' , before then continues posting indomie pix on Nairaland at your age. I doubt you have any younger ones looking up to you, judging from your inherent infantile behaviours.

Haba na. Why didn't the guy take care of his hair. I'm not going to comment on the foot wears of the couple, because fingers are not equal and contentment is key to happiness.

Mumu kid, pussy no dey tire you, now you want to enter general market. You will get your wish, i trust Nigerian girls.

Ihatelove:
oh lord, I am not like that

I will find out in due time, perhaps one guy here will also create a thread and share the experience he had with you.

Ihatelove:
you will be my escort then

Even if I were idle and wanted to get involved, I still wouldn't because of this your Moniker, it's so unnatural. It suggests a bad history with the opposite sex. If you stab your date when dispute about bill settlement emerges, I'd be tagged as an accomplice, or taken as an eye witness.

Ihatelove:
I guess I missed that part. Even if she initiated it, he could have simply told her that he can't afford such rather than humiliate her like that. And the stupid girl didn't even go with cash, what a shame!!

We don't know the guy's recent experience with girls, hence that kind of behaviour. Maybe next time, you'll be the one he will go out with, so you can change his mindset.

okwabayi:
Thunder will fire me if she doesn't open leg later for that guy to run his thing. It's how girls are: treat them nice and they walk over you. Treat them anyhow and they'll take care of you like a king. The problem is nobody will broadcast it here when the inevitable happens.
The man is only laying ground rules. I'm sure he was either a struggling working man, a stingy yahoo boy or a sugar daddy with sense. She over-ordered and instead of vocally warning her he decided to walk out silently.

After wasting your money, you want to waste your energy again for sex and risk contracting STI. Maybe you think sex is a way of punishing her but she will probably enjoy it more than you, so it's a win win for her. Stop allowing these ladies to think that sex is a favour they give to guys.

Ihatelove:
Poverty alleviation scheme? How much can you spend on a date that you want to alleviate someone's poverty? If you can't offer her anything, simply don't invite her out.

Seems you missed the part that the girl called to complain about boredom and suggested hanging out. It was the leech that initiated the date. The most honorable thing to do is just to pay and and talk to her about it later, that's if you like her. Otherwise pay and send her off. The economy is bad and we don't know the kind of homes these ladies are from, to an average Nigerian girl, dates means going out to eat for them, that's why they sometimes come with their extended family.


And please guys, be mindful of where you pick chicks from. Don't let konji determine your fate. There are lots of ladies with class out there you can roll with. If you see any hungry looking girl asking for a 'date' just give her what you can afford and tell her to go and eat on her own, you don't have to follow her. You people just pick random girls from corners to slum.

abduljabbar4:
Chill he is the best midfielder in the world. Even Cr7 amd messi miss penalties.

Guy nawa for you o. Pogba isn't in the top ten. Maybe players like Eriksen, Modric, Iniesta, busquet etc are hockey players.

balorx:
Liverpool says hi

They were champions league finalist last season and one of the best teams this season so far. So their hi is welcomed. As for Arsenal, they can get their own hi from Wolves or Fulham.

JasonScoolari:
Babe, do you think Alison is like Bernad Leno or Kepa?

Don't mind her, Allison has never conceded any goal in his career and he won't concede this season, unlike Kepa and Leno.

mightyfacts:
Juan Mata

Juan Mata played with Ramos, Iniesta and Mario Suarez for Spain.
Juan Mata played with Lampard but not Thorgan Hazard.
Juan Mata played for both Managers

Why are you considering just one part of the puzzle? Even if you are saying it's thorgan and not Eden. Thorgan never played with any of those people in the puzzle and mata played a lot of games with Eden Hazard.

femi4:
when? Torres left in 2015 but on loan after the UCL triumph

Hazard was bought in the summer of 2012. So he played with Torres. It was thought then that the triumvirate of Hazard, Mata and Oscar will bring the best out of torres. In fact they played many games together.

Hisduchess:
Oga go to 9ja crush and see that it is fake.the two mumu don talk say nah play play.nah God go deal with all those stewpid peeps who likes painting the female folks bad. mtchewwww.I was so angry when I saw that.

Might be scripted, but it happens, worse has happened.

osazsky:
mou still remains the best coach in d world, d prob is not mou but d board who has refused to release more money for mou to buy quality players,mumu board,up mou up united united till I die not plastic fans like assssnal Chelsea city,we are d true fans ,pls let's not disturb d chemistry of d plan mou has for us,the season is still young moreover we have lost only two games

How many players did Tottenham and Brighton sign?

thatigboman:
weyrey omo osogbo, igbos are twice yorubas in population. How many people are in osogbo? Dont talk of lagos, there are more igbos than yorubas in lagos.

Maybe he's talking about quality and relevance and not quantity. E.g look at the populations of S. A and Russia then compare both countries to Nigeria.

To her loved ones. This lady needs to be mentally evaluated.

Learner, I hope one day you'll attain the position whereby you'll be the one selecting ladies and not begging to be accepted by one of them.

Elxandre:
Mention one player that isn't overrated in utd right now.

I'm a blue and De Gea is not overrated. He's the best gk in the world. But when a gk keeps winning player of the year in a club you know there's problem.

Up next for Manure is Tottenham, Kane has changed his mind and has started scoring in August.

kstyle2:
. Y9u couldn't have said it any better. Mourinho's tactics are the sam with that of Sam alladyce- so negative and boring to watch. He keeps complaining of not getting more players yet Tottenham bought no one and they play decent football. Even of we sign mbappe and neymar today, we will still play this style of football. I saw on daily mail football last week that zidane is gearing up to take over from mourinho. That would be great if it eventually happens.
I lost faith in mourinho when he set up his team to play draw against a poor sevilla side last season. A sevilla side that Liverpool and Tottenham would have destroyed in the first half of the first leg encounter.
I'm not optimistic about today's match because utd will likely draw the match or secure a narrow win.
P.s why does he keep playing sanchez who has been poor since we signed him but never gets scolded but he gets to drop martial the minute he has a bad game?

Why did you edit Chelsea out of the original post? That club has beaten Manure more than any club in history even more than Liverpool.

BiafranBushBoy:
Some people are useless ooo...

A team played two tough teams and lost all, people are crying!

Last two season when Conte played Arsenal and Liverpool and lost two of them, wetin finally happen?

Some people are just daft!

It's not about that bro. A team can lose the first three opening matches and still win the league. But this is Arsenal, and people know what Arsenal means. A team that can top the league till December and still fight for fourth spot in the end.

Arsenal will still lose their next game. Only Wenger knows how to manage Arsenal which consists of mostly poor players.

Amberon11:
Keep quiet. In football anything can happen. Didn't Licester win the league despite all odds?

Ok, didn't know you are waiting on miracle, keep at it.

killsmith:
Go and sit down with your beer palour analysis.... Liverpool have been to 4 finals in the past 3 years.... They've been unlucky.... Don't ever put Liverpool and arsenal in the same sentence....


Useless club wey I dey knack 4:0, 5:1 etc....

Lol, are we talking about finals appearances here? What's the purpose of going to the finals if not to win it. At least Arsenal have recent memories of FA Cup trophies to think about. Finals are not just about luck. When they fell asleep against Sevilla in the Europa league final, was that being unlucky?

dotcomnamename:
1st game of the season yeh, it's gonna get better, extremely tough opening fixture. We didn't fold under the cosh like normal. Positives and negatives! Opening day defeat to The Champions. A slightly improved second half but still evident problems at the back. This will take time.

I think it would be harsh to judge Emery's Arsenal too much on this, but the worry for me would be Xhaka and Mustafi seem to have picked up exactly where they left off....It will take months to get this team playing the Emery way.

Pep Guardiola took a year to get it right with considerably more funds, so we’ll have to be patient. Onwards and upwards hopefully. But next week can’t be another dress rehearsal. Have to be sharper in the final third and cut out the errors playing out from the back. Chelsea are several levels below Man City. Minor differences visible today however it’s always going to be difficult whilst going through this transitional period. Very early to judge but there’s clear signs of improvement in certain departments. We go again at Stamford Bridge next Saturday

There's no Emery way without quality players. Just take a look at Arsenal squad and compare with that of their rivals. Like i said before, my points are independent of today's match result or the next four matches, because Arsenal have topped the table before till December and still had to fight to finish 4th in the end.

XoshinugaX:
You were making sense until you mentioned CHELSHIT AND BUSRINHO'S MANURE DISUNITED.

What about them? He stated the fact. Mourinho in his first season won some trophies including the Europa league. He can play boring and defensive game and still win, his team came from two goals down to defeat man City last season, that's his own identity. And Chelsea of late have been having one of one on season, Chelsea have won two league titles in the past four seasons. Hate them or like them. I don't know when Arsenal will win the league, maybe the answer is never.